"Hey, buddy, did you hear that, the Queen Mother is losing her temper. ”

"What's going on?"

"I heard that the peacock of the Queen Mother was ruined, and I am in a very bad mood, and my future horse is still comforting it. ”

"What your horse, speaking of Princess Shizuka, that's really a figure and a face"

When I first arrived, I had to have a good relationship with my neighbors from all over the world, this is Huang Cong's principle of doing things, I remember when I was still in the world, one day I made crabs to eat, bought soy sauce, but forgot about the crabs, and it happened that the family next door bought crabs and forgot about soy sauce.

As soon as he went out to visit, he saw two men chatting sneakily, and poked their noses after listening carefully. Everyone will know one or more people like news broadcasters, and their daily life is nothing but lying or bragging, and Huang Cong has silently classified this kind of person as a gossip weekly in the heavenly court.

But this kind of person also has some advantages, that is, what you don't know, they know, what others don't know, they also know, and even what everyone doesn't know, they can barely know, so if you want to mix in the heavenly court, you must be familiar with all kinds of gossip.

"I said two Dao Immortals, what are you discussing?"

The two men heard a voice coming from behind, turned their heads, and Huang Cong, who looked abstract, was startled, only to see that one of their eyes seemed to have not slept for hundreds of years, and one ear was red and swollen as if it had been twisted every day.

"Ouch, isn't this the famous clairvoyance and shunfeng ears of the heavenly court, the little brother has been looking up for a long time. ”

Huang Cong hugged his fists and saluted, this kind of person must make good friends, the broom star is an example, a good little fairy is right, just because he offended a certain stinky mouth of the Heavenly Court Gossip Weekly, and finally the reputation is not counted and it is known to the world. That's why they know what others don't know, because one is God's eye and the other is God's ear!

Two: "Are you?"

Huang Cong: "I, I came with Tai Bai Xing that day. ”

Two: "I haven't seen you, Yansheng?"

Huang Cong: "I also drank with the dragon and the eight immortals. ”

Two: "Oh, so who are?"

Huang Cong: "Taishang Laojun also gave me an elixir." ”

The two: "It's not big brother, you are confused about me, what am I asking you for?"

Huang Cong: "Bi Ma Wen"

"I said, why are you a little Bi Ma Wen and the two of us for a long time, why don't you go back and raise your horse well, and run to Ben Daxian to eavesdrop on us?" After figuring out Huang Cong's identity, the two directly buckled a certain big hat.

Although the younger brother is new to the Tao and has a humble identity, he was suddenly fascinated by the connotation of the two eldest brothers. Huang Cong said these words without blushing and without a heartbeat, just asking for a feeling.

"I can't see that you kid is quite good at talking, that's right, our two brothers are in heaven, what is that sentence called, by the way, even if we are a piece of, it is also a piece of that can be planted with flowers. After saying that, the two of them also leaned at a forty-five degree angle, posing a pose to kill Matt, and for people with thick skin to a certain extent, there is no need to make a draft when speaking.

Listening to the metaphor of this image, Huang Cong sighed to himself: "The younger brother has a humble identity, and suddenly seeing the two immortals is the guiding light on the road of my life, if I can make friends with the two immortals, it is the honor of the younger brother, I just heard what the two eldest brothers said about Princess Shizuka, and I can see that the two eldest brothers have a deep attainment in some aspects." ”

"Why, you have research on this as well?"

"The younger brother is not talented, so he can only share his experience with the two eldest brothers, as the so-called chasing girls have three treasures, the sky is long, the earth is long, and the love is old; If this doesn't work, it's often that we are not from the same world, so I am from Mars? It is not suitable for the earthlings? So the little brother has put a lot of effort into this. ”

As expected, like the two gossip men in front of them, they are a ** silk in life, so they must have a sense of identity in some aspects, and after some words, both of them nodded thoughtfully.

"Brother, what's your surname?"

"Yellow"

"Brother Huang, I can't see that you have a set of things in this regard, so it's better for me to be the east today, since everyone is a fellow practitioner, let's study and study together. Shunfeng said that, and pulled Huang Cong towards his residence.

Wine is the best thing for a man, sure enough, this wine was not drunk in vain, Huang Cong not only knew many secrets of Heavenly Court, but also some special hobbies of some people, which played a great role in the future development of Heavenly Court, and suddenly a very interesting sentence popped out of the mouth of the clairvoyant who was vain.

"I said Brother Huang, don't look at that Taishang Laojun, he looks like a fairy wind and bones, this old man is obscene, once I used my divine eyes to inspect the situation in the heavenly court, and I accidentally saw this old man in a daze at a fairy, and after I went back, I drummed up and practiced a kind of elixir. ”

It's okay not to say it, Huang Cong was startled when he said it, this old man has this hobby, could it be that the last time I went to his house to steal was the kind of elixir he practiced, no wonder I had such a strange dream when I fell asleep, I really thought it was Fairy Chang'e who gave me a dream.

"Two brothers, in fact, pickling girls are nothing more than careful, bold and thick-skinned, only by practicing themselves into an old ginger, will they be invincible, so we still have to practice, if it is all old ginger, what a spicy society it will be, the time is not early, the younger brother said goodbye first, and there will be time to visit the two brothers in the future. Huang Cong said this, and walked outside, and had to hurry back to stop the fat tiger and the thin monkey from feeding the horses the water mixed with the elixir.

"Brother Huang, walk slowly, and when we have time, our brothers will come back to study and study. ”

After trotting all the way, Huang Cong saw a person hiding at the door of his Bima Palace from a distance, sneaky.

"There are thieves in this heavenly court too?"

Huang Cong was puzzled, walked over quietly, and slapped the man looking around on the shoulder and drank, "Dude, do you know whose territory this is?"

The man was frightened, turned around, except for his two eyes exposed, his whole body was wrapped in the shape of a zongzi, and when he saw Huang Cong's arrival, he didn't know what he was talking about.

If you do a good job, you will be wise and foolish; Mu Ne, if you do it well, it will be called deep, but the person in front of you who even wraps his mouth in order to hide his identity can only be called a cow.

"Fat Tiger Skinny Monkey hurry out and get this thief in for me. ”

After a while, the man was tied to the chair with five flowers, and Huang Cong shouted:

"Say, who the hell are you?"

"Say, who the hell are you?"

"Give you another chance, say, who are you?"

"Hey, hey, it's only three things, I've asked three times, if you don't say that I'm going to use force, this is Bima Palace, do you think it's a place where you can come and leave if you want?" Huang Cong said impatiently.

Fat Tiger: "Brother, is that person wrapping himself too well, his mouth can't speak." ”

"Talkative, I don't know, go and remove that piece of cloth from his mouth for me. Huang Cong rolled his eyes.

"Say, who the hell are you?"

"Ouch, suffocate me, do you treat the old man like this, do you know what it means to respect the old and love the young?" the man sighed.

"Who are you?"

"I said that you are a dead Bi Ma Wen, are you doing what you do, you are addicted to stealing my elixir, Sun Monkey will steal a lot of my elixir when Bi Ma Wen, and it will be a big disaster, you kid just took office and stole my elixir, now I am all affected by you. ”

After some words, Huang Cong suddenly realized that the person in front of him was Taishang Laojun, so he hurriedly loosened his ties and drank: "I said you old man, why are you dressed like this?"

"It's not you, can I use the pill casually, it's a big disaster, did you feed the pill to the horse of Erlang God?"

"Yes, what's wrong?" asked Huang Cong with a pretended confusion.

"Do you know that the Queen Mother has lost her temper, because her peacock has been insulted, it is said that it was ruined by a horse, and the Queen Mother is arresting the murderer, if you let everyone know that the elixir is from me, how will I mix it up in the future?" After speaking, the old man Taibai sighed repeatedly.

"I said you old man has nothing to do with that thing, I was kind enough to treat the horse, but now it's good, it's caused such a big trouble, a lot of age let me say what is good about you. Huang Cong was like an elder, counting constantly.

Jiang is still old and spicy, and the old man Taibai quickly calmed down and said, "Now is not the time to quarrel, let me ask you, who else knows except you know about it?"

"Clairvoyance and tailwind ears, but don't worry, I didn't point it out, not to mention that we are brothers now. ”

The old man Taibai asked again, "Then who else has touched this horse besides you?"

Huang Cong thought for a while: "There is also the Howling Dog, the horse saw the Roaring Dog and pounced desperately, so the Roaring Dog used its peerless dog Yin and white bones to scratch and scratch it, the horse continued to chase, you didn't see that scene, that"

The old man Taibai suddenly had a flash of inspiration, interrupted Huang Cong's words and said, "You put your ears here, and I'll talk to you in a whisper." ”

In the face of facts, the more developed our imagination is, the more unimaginable the consequences will be, so on the basis of facts, the words of the old man Taibai provoked Huang Cong to praise again and again: "High, really high!"

"What is high, I have long seen that beast is not pleasing to the eye, and I always like to be blind to people when I have nothing to do. ”

In fact, Huang Cong also has a certain initiative in this matter, just like a very famous advertising slogan: "As long as you have Santara, you are not afraid to go all over the world." "Whoever is at a loss with you, in the same way, as an important minister of the Heavenly Court, if it is because of a small Bi Ma Wen, it will be a big loss because of a small one, which has also become the evidence that Huang Cong will threaten in the future, of course, this is a later story.

The old man Taibai spoke again: "Also, remember to let your two long-term brothers let the matter of the Howling Dog and that horse fight everywhere, and when the time comes, it will reach the ears of the Queen Mother, and it may become what it will become."

Huang Cong understood, whether it was in the world or in the sky, this special deception was indispensable, if this old man was in the world, with this thought, he might be a big man.

"Boy, wrap me up, I'm going back, I can't be sloppy in my reputation for ten thousand years, how can I say that I am also the number one person in Heavenly Court, remember, one qiē went according to plan. ”

Sending away the old man Taibai, Huang Cong sighed secretly: "These two brothers are really a virtue, Tian Bai Xing was punished for molesting fairies, at least he is a real villain, you are good old, you can practice some pills directly, the whole spiritual enjoyment is really a hypocrite!." ”