Chapter 2 Chrysanthemums are sour

Mo Mo grinned and slowly opened his eyes, looking at the situation around him, how could there be a girl in this barren mountain and wilderness, as if she was still scolding herself?

There was a confusion in my mind, and I vaguely remembered that I had just walked on a piece of sea, and then it seemed that a voice had echoed in my head.

"Momo, I love you, you must come to save us!"

Mo Mo looked at the girl in front of him in a daze, and said suspiciously, "Are you saying that you love me?

The girl was originally angry, but when she saw this second-hand man open her eyes, she asked if she loved him, she was even more angry, her face was full of anger, she stepped forward, grabbed Momo's collar and slapped him.

"You dream, you stinky rascal, look at you like this now, save me, I'll save you almost!" the girl shouted angrily.

This slap hit Momo, and his whole cheeks became hot, and he seemed to be much more sober.

This soberness, I wondered a little in my heart, "I came from the sea just now, and then I ate a radish, and then I was sleepy, and I slept here beautifully for a while, why did I suddenly get up, and a girl came out in front of me and scolded and beat me?"

The girl didn't say anything when she saw this man, she stared at herself, and hurriedly let go of the hand that grabbed the other party's collar, and said, "I'll tell you, don't think about any crooked thoughts, I have a star soul." ”

Mo Mo didn't think much about it, just thinking about the ins and outs of this matter, but after thinking about it for a long time, he didn't figure it out. This will feel a little uncomfortable with his stomach, he endured the discomfort of his stomach, a burst of grain breath in his lower abdomen, and then a sore itch near the chrysanthemum, and then-

"Porphyry-" The scene fell into a very awkward situation.

The girl hurriedly stepped back, covered her nose with her hands, and waved her hands again and again, her expression was weird, her brows were slightly wrinkled, it was very disgusting, it was really disgusting.

"What's the matter with you stinky rascal, it's just on the road, the fart is so stinky, and you can't let people live!" The girl was a little speechless.

Let's go, I have a little plot against this man, don't go, this fart is loud and loud, and it smokes half of the mountain.

Mo Mo frowned, and he was also a little embarrassed, but the chrysanthemum was not angry, he really couldn't control it just now, so he released it, which would release the filthy qi, and his body and mind seemed to become very sour.

Mo Mo was a little embarrassed and said, "Girl, where is this?"

Seeing this man's idiot look, the girl asked curiously, "Don't care where this is, where are you from?"

Mo Mo wanted to sit up hard, but at this time he was covered in injuries, and when he moved slightly, he felt a very unbearable pain coming from nowhere.

I couldn't get up, so I had to give up, Mo Mo gasped for a while, and said: "I came from the sea over there, and I was a little tired from walking here, so I slept for a while, and just now it seems that someone said that he loved me and asked me to save her, and I woke up." ”

The girl pursed her lips, looked at the man for a while, and said suspiciously: "Don't brag about the sea over there, no one dares to enter the sea of Yaoguang over there, look at you like a poor and sour look, and you come from the sea?" Why don't you say that you are from the sky?"

Mo Mo rubbed his head, feeling that he couldn't remember anything, and said, "I seem to have come from the sea over there, otherwise where could I come from?"

The girl glanced at the man and said, "I don't care where you came from, where you came from, don't pretend to be dead here, it's an eyesore to look at." ”

Mo Mo was a little incomprehensible, and said, "You don't like me, you don't want to look at it, and I didn't force you to look at it." ”

"You!" the girl was a little angry, she had good intentions to save him, but he still didn't appreciate it, "You think I want to see you, you smell how your fart stinks, I thought you were a carrion, so I was curious to come and see what's wrong!"

"You are a rotting corpse, can a rotting corpse speak?" Mo Mo was also a little anxious, he just couldn't get up at this time, otherwise he had to stand up and reason with this girl.

The girl's little face turned red, usually in the house, how could anyone dare to talk to her like this, who knew that the man outside was so unreasonable.

"Then you can wait here to die. The girl changed the topic, anyway, she beat and scolded, and she scolded and scolded, and this person didn't save herself, so she didn't reason with him, and now she just walked away, and she didn't seem to be interested in this man.

Speaking of death, Mo Mo felt his physical state, this feeling did not matter, even Mo Mo himself was taken aback, although the wound on his body was a little painful, but it seemed that it was no longer bleeding.

Momo said, "Why should I die?"

Originally, the girl was already planning to let go of this matter, but I don't know why, when I heard the man ask like this, it seemed that she remembered something again.

"Do you have any money on you?" said the girl coolly.

"Money?" Momo couldn't remember what money was, "What money?"

"Cut, you know at a glance that you are a poor ghost, only a poor ghost would be as embarrassed as you. The girl teased Momo.

Mo Mo remembered in a trance that money could be exchanged for many things, but he couldn't remember whether he had money or not, so he reached out and planned to touch it in his trouser pocket to see if he could find something related to money.

"Don't move, what are you going to do!" The girl stared nervously at Momo's hand, which had touched her ass just now, and at this time, in her eyes, this hand was the root of all evil, more hateful than this man's fart.

Mo Mo said strangely: "I'll see if I have any money, what's wrong?"

"Look at your stinky appearance, what kind of money can you have, you quickly button up your pants. The girl's eyes inadvertently swept over the bumps of the man's underwear, and pretended to be calm.

Mo Momo's face turned red, and he suddenly remembered that he seemed to have taken off his clothes and pants for a while before going to bed, but now he was lying here and forgot about it.

"Oh-" Mo Mo responded, reluctantly buttoned the pants with two hands, and then reached into the trouser pocket by the way and touched it, touched it for a long time, and found two beads in the pocket, "Girl, you can help me see, is this money?"

Originally, when Mo Mo was tidying up her pants, the girl turned her head, and when she heard the man calling her, she turned her head and looked, this look, she was really stunned, this man was holding two egg-sized pearls in his hands!

"Wow, such a stinky man, with two pearls so big, so rich!" the girl was secretly surprised.

Mo Mo saw that the girl seemed to be very surprised, and asked tentatively, "Is this thing money?"

The girl immediately pretended to be very unconcerned, and said, "With such a small amount of money, it's not enough to buy a steamed bun, so you still wait here to die!"

Mo Mo was a little anxious, and it didn't matter if he was in a hurry.

"Porphyry-" The two farts couldn't help but burst out of their chrysanthemums.

The girl felt a burst of internal hurt in her heart, she couldn't help it, she sneered, this man was really funny, he made himself so miserable, he still had so much money on him, and he always had a fart in a low voice, he had never seen such a fun thing in the house.

Mo Mo couldn't figure out what was going on today, his stomach was quite uncomfortable, as if there were a lot of farts in his stomach shouting "let me out" and "let me out".

Mo Mo was very embarrassed and said: "Girl, look at my money, can you change it for some water to drink, I'm a little thirsty." ”

The girl thought about it, this idiot man is really an idiot enough, it seems that he is stupid, not to mention a mouthful of water with so much money, he can buy an artificial lake.

So the girl made a blank face and said, "I don't have much water, and if you drink it, I won't have it, and you can't count the money at all." ”

Although Mo Mo couldn't remember anything clearly, he was not really stupid, and seeing that the girl didn't seem to have any malicious intent, he said, "I'll drink a little less, leave some for you, you can help me, I'm really thirsty." ”

The girl's heart was already happy, thinking, this man's family must be very rich, but I don't know what the reason is, he ran to this wilderness, if he gets closer to this man, maybe he has more money on him, then wouldn't he have made a fortune?

When the girl thought of this, she almost couldn't help but smile on her face, and said: "Don't forget to dig the well when you drink water, you little pearls, you need ten to drink my water, you only have two now, if you drink my water, you have to give me eight." ”

Mo Mo thought about it, it was important to drink water anyway, and he owed her eight pearls, and he would pay it back slowly. So I agreed.

The girl slowly approached Momo's side, handed the kettle to Momo, and then carefully snatched the two pearls from Momo's hand.

"Wow, these two pearls should be the legendary spirit pearls!" The girl played with these two heavy pearls, and her heart was full of joy, and she felt that she was too great for a while, and this man was simply a cash cow.

Mo Mo took a few sips of water, because he was lying flat, and was choked by the water at once. He was so thirsty that he felt like his stomach was full of gas and had no water at all.

When the girl saw that the man did not get up, she drank the water, and she was a little unbearable, so she came over and said, "Shall I help you up?"

Mo Mo saw that although the girl's temper was a little worse, she was not bad, so she nodded gratefully.

It took a lot of strength for the girl to help Mo Mo up, and she was a little puzzled in her heart, thinking that this stinky man was quite sturdy, but she didn't know what injuries he had on his body.

"Hey, what's your name?" the girl said to Momo.

Mo Mo didn't care about replying, took the water bag and started to drink water again, Gu Dong drank for a long time, and drank all the water in the water bag in one go, Mo Mo didn't care if she had water to drink, anyway, she owed her money, and after drinking the water, follow her slowly.

When the girl saw that this guy had drunk all the water, she was furious and said, "You stinky and shameless person, why did you drink all my water, do you know how difficult it is to drink a sip of water here?"

Mo Mo looked like a dead pig and said without fear of boiling water: "You calculate how much it is, I will pay you back in the future." ”

I can't say the girlish words, although she loves money, but she also loves life, this water is all drunk, and I don't know when I will be able to drink the next sip of water.

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