Chapter 3: The Essence of Fart
The girl stood up, and in her anger, she slapped Momo in the head unexpectedly.
"Oops!" Momo suddenly lay back on the ground, holding his head in his hands, "It's over, my head hurts." ”
The girl knew that this slap was not light, and then she thought: "This man has not died after such a serious injury, he will not be damaged by my slap, right?"
The girl thought about it, so she hurriedly asked, "You, how are you, are you okay, don't pretend to be garlic and I'll tell you?"
Mo Mo is naturally fine, he can't get up by himself now, of course he needs someone to help, he can also see that it is difficult to meet someone in this wilderness, since this girl dares to come over and take a look, she must not be bad-hearted, so she simply lied to her.
"Oops, it hurts me!" Mo Mo looked very painful, he didn't pretend to be anything now, only pretending to be in pain, it was really natural, because there were too many wounds on his body, and now his body felt a little bit, he was already in pain.
When the girl saw that she was in trouble, she knew that she had got the money, so she gave him a sip of water to drink, and she was gone.
The girl's heart began to struggle again.
Mo Mo was secretly amused in his heart, pretending to be pitiful and said: "Girl, you don't have to worry about me, anyway, I'm covered in injuries, and I won't live long, thank you for your water, you will definitely get a good reward for being so kind, when I die, I must find the god of death to talk to him, and tell him to take you in later, you are such a good girl, you have to live a little longer, do more good deeds." ”
The girl listened to Momo's words, and felt panicked in her heart, she had already believed in ghosts and gods, thinking that she had cheated other people's money and broken them, and now if she was throwing people here, if she was really seen by God, she would have to arrest herself early.
Thinking of this, the girl shuddered, and said in a suffrage: "It's okay, it's okay, although it's a little barren here, but after walking through these two mountains, there will be people, I'll help you over, right?"
Mo Mo saw that there was a play, and said: "But I can't stand up now, I really don't want to bother you, and besides, men and women don't kiss, it's really a little inappropriate for you to support me." ”
Hearing the words "whether men and women kiss or not", the girl's cheeks were also a little hot, and she thought: "Although this man stinks, it doesn't look so bad, I help people to the end, who told me to take so much money from others, those two spirit beads are worth two thousand big pearls." ”
The girl gritted her teeth and whispered: "Then, then I will carry you on my back, but you can't let me carry it in vain, I will save your life, you have to give me money?"
Although the girl was not short of money when she was in the house, but now that she secretly ran out of the house, she is indeed very short of money, and so much money may be worth her family business.
blames his father, he has to force himself to marry those squishy boys, what's so good about those stinky men, all of them are thieves.
Mo Mo's heart was naturally very happy, what he was waiting for was the girl's words, he swallowed his saliva and said: "Money is not a problem, even if I don't have it now, I will naturally return it to the girl later." ”
Mo Mo's words, isn't it just that you can carry me on your back?
The girl's face was red again, and she was very shy in her heart, not to mention that she was so big with a strange man on her back, even if she was holding hands with a man, she was a little annoyed at this time, but she was slightly greedy in her heart, and sure enough, the word money was a knife, not because of money, why bother with this stinky man who didn't know.
In this embarrassing time, Mo Mo naturally wanted to take the initiative, no matter how stupid he was, he could see that this girl's heart was constantly struggling.
Mo Mo turned over as best he could, and his mouth kept emitting painful shenyin.
The girl suddenly found that the man was trying to stand up, but it seemed that he couldn't stand up.
"It seems that this man doesn't really want to trouble me, maybe he really encountered something wrong, right?" the girl added some sympathy for Momo.
The girl thought about it, so she walked quickly to Mo Mo, gritted her teeth, and her heart was horizontal, so she went up and took a hand.
How could Mo Mo let go of such a good opportunity, and took the opportunity to lie on the girl's back, the girl snorted, obviously this man is still a little heavy for her, but she has eaten a lot of elixirs since she was a child, and she also has the power of the star soul on her body, so she reluctantly carried Mo Mo up.
Mo Mo was lying on the girl's back, not to mention how comfortable it was, the bright color was already alluring, and the body fragrance was more emotional. Momo's saliva was about to flow out, and a warm sense of comfort gradually grew in his heart.
"May I ask the girl's name?" Momo almost blurted out.
The girl carried Mo Mo on her back, tired and a little out of breath, she was immersed in the feelings of a woman who cursed Mo Mo, and she was stunned for a moment when Mo Mo asked like this.
"Zhang Meng. The girl replied simply, gasping for a while while carrying Momo, "What's your name?"
Momo didn't actually know what his name was, but the person who called his name in his mind seemed to call himself Momo, and this name sounded pretty good, so it might as well be called Momo.
After deciding on the name in his heart, he smiled and said, "My name is Momo." ”
The girl snorted disdainfully and said, "So many farts, you can still call such a quiet name." ”
Mo Mo secretly complained in his heart, he didn't want to have so many farts, he had already held back several farts in this meeting, and if he continued in this state, he had to be suffocated to death by farts.
Mo Mo laughed embarrassedly, he found that he couldn't talk much, sometimes if he didn't pay attention, his fart was about to come out, in order not to put himself in the embarrassing position of a fart spirit, he could only talk less and hold his fart more.
Zhang Meng was also uncomfortable, while suffering from the seamless destruction of stinky farts, he was oppressed by a stinky man of one hundred or dozens of pounds, and his heart was tangled like a ball of twine.
"Boss?"
A voice sounded in Momer's head.
"Huh?" Momo blurted out.
Zhang Meng turned his head inexplicably and said, "What are you, don't deliberately talk to me, do you think that the old lady saved you, I am what kind of person I am?"
Mo Mo looked left and right, as if there was no one else except Zhang Meng, and he was also a little puzzled in his heart.
"Boss, it's me, I'm Wanzai Xuanshen. ”
A voice rang out in Momer's head again.
Mo Mo was a little surprised, and asked in his mind, "What is Wanzai Xuanshen, what are you doing?"
"Boss, you ate me, did you forget?"
"I ate you, when will I eat you, don't spew blood. Momo said in his head.
"Boss, you picked me up on the shore of the Sea of Yaoguang, and then ate me again, did you forget?"
Mo Mo was shocked and said, "You are the stinky radish, why can you still speak?"
Wan Zai Xuanshen's voice was a little proud, and he said, "Boss, I can not only speak, but I can also sing, do you want me to give you a folk song?"
Momo hurriedly said in his mind: "Don't, I like to be quiet, don't sing, I hate singing the most." ”
"Oh, then I won't sing, boss, it's a great honor for a big man like you to be able to look up to a ginseng like me. Wan Zai Xuanshen said complimentingly.
"Big guy, what kind of big guy am I?" Mo Mo was a little strange, he didn't know who he was, but this stinky radish seemed to know a lot.
"Huh, boss, have you lost your memory?"
Memory?Mommer didn't know what memory was now, and he knew almost nothing about the past.
"It seems to be. Momo said.
"You're the only animal that survived this battle!" shouted Manzai Xuanshen.
"You're an animal, your whole family is an animal!" Mo Mo was a little unhappy, although he didn't know who he was, but he still knew that he was a human, how could he be called an animal.
"I am a plant, I am a thousand-year-old ginseng, and there are no animals in the sea of Yaoguang. Wan Zai Xuanshen said.
"Where are the animals?" asked Mo Mo casually.
Wanzai Xuanshen said: "During the first dome war, a lot of animals in the sea of Yaoguang died, it is said that in the end, only the god Anye Tiantai and the god of rhino feathers remained, Anye Tiantai created the universe space, and the god of rhino feathers created the Yufan continent, and now this place is called Luomo, and it is rumored that no one created it, this desert is just the beach of the sea of Yaoguang, and later some humans and monsters were derived. There is also a space that is the Firmament Continent, to the south of the Sea of Yaoguang, there are no legends there, I don't know. ”
"What do you have to do with me talking so much?" Momo was a little puzzled.
"Oh, the Second Dome War was started because of you, you came from the universe and took over the dominance of Anye Tiantai, and then almost all the animals died in the sea of Yaoguang, and you were the only one left. Wan Zai Xuanshen's voice became smaller and smaller, as if he remembered something terrible.
"Rose because of me?" took over the reign of Anye Tiantai?" Momo was very unfamiliar with the name Anye Tiantai, and felt that he had never heard of it.
Wan Zaixuan saw that Mo Mo didn't know what had happened in the past, so he didn't talk about it anymore.
"Boss, I have lived in the Sea of Yaoguang for 10,000 years, giving birth to the essence of infinite farts, and now I have been eaten by you, leaving only this complete soul to communicate with you. ”
"Soul?" the word soul was not unfamiliar to Momo.
"Yes, yes, I'm communicating with you with my soul right now, you can sneak into the soul portal and talk to me. Wan Zai Xuanshen said patiently.
As he spoke, Mo Mo seemed to feel a door in his mind, he gently pushed the door open, walked in, and a large emerald green radish appeared in front of his eyes.
The big radish jumped lightly, jumped into Momo's arms, and said, "Boss, this is my soul." ”
Mo Mo laughed and said, "Then what is the essence of the fart you bred?"
"Oh, I haven't made it clear just now, our Xuanshen clan in the Sea of Yaoguang is the cleaner in the Sea of Yaoguang, and when they are usually fine, they absorb the dirt in the sea, and if they absorb too much dirt, they will naturally give birth to the essence of dirt, which is called the essence of fart. ”
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