375 Playing tricks on beautiful women
The white-eyed wolf is finally dead, and it is estimated that if Mo Ling'er doesn't kill it again, it will even have the heart to commit suicide. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Brother Xiaotian, hehe" Mo Ling'er felt a lot more comfortable now, and walked over with a smile and said, "You have seen my strength, how is it, are you very envious?"
Ling Xiaotian said strangely, what is there to envy, what is wrong with the white-eyed wolf, are you so ruthless, just kill it at once, it is better to torture people than to die, this case is willing to kill it, hmph, I would never do such a thing.
"Well...... no matter what Ling Xiaotian thought in his heart, he was always generous, and said with a smile: "Sister Ling'er, let's continue to move forward, the environment here is not very good, I think we should find a place with beautiful scenery, right?"
"Okay, you lead the way," Mo Ling'er said cheerfully.
I lead the way? I know what a fart, this is not my home, can I know where there is a good place to satisfy cultivation, Ling Xiaotian is inconvenient to show such emotions, so he has to ask the old immortal for help.
The old immortal thought for a while, and said: "It's not difficult to find good places, but I can't remember where those places are for a while, just remember a rough idea, I'll tell you the direction, you can find it yourself, anyway, there are beautiful women around, and it's worth walking more wrongful roads."
"Lean" Ling Xiaotian didn't refute anything, and walked towards the west according to the direction that the old immortal said.
As the two walked, they chatted about some topics they were interested in, Ling Xiaotian felt more than once that Mo Ling'er was an alien, and he didn't know a lot of things in the dense forest at all, it wasn't strange to know, and it was strange that he didn't know anything, so he dared to come to such a place alone, this was too bold
"Hey, what are you laughing at?" Mo Ling'er asked with a pout.
Ling Xiaotian hurriedly stopped laughing and said, "No, I have a habitual smile, I don't have any specific meaning, Sister Ling'er, what kind of person is your fallen object, you don't like him so much"
Mo Ling'er said a little angrily: "When I think of that person, my heart is uncomfortable, that person's family has been a vassal under our family for a long time, we can be regarded as childhood sweethearts, when I was young, I thought he was very smart, and his heart and eyes were very flexible, but when I grew up, I knew that it was smart, it was shrewd, it was insidious, what I hated the most was such a man, but he was the top character in this type of man, in terms of heart, almost no one was his opponent, do you say I can like him?"
Ling Xiaotian nodded and said, "So that's the case, hehe, men are not smart, they don't like girls, they are too smart, and no one will necessarily like them, it's really too contradictory."
Ling Xiaotian didn't doubt what Mo Ling'er said at all, because when she spoke, her eyes were full of sincerity, not like the look she should have when she was lying.
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The sun had set quickly, and in front of Demon Spirit, Ling Xiaotian didn't want to immediately reveal his strength in being able to use the Feather Transformation Technique.
"Almost" Ling Xiaotian looked at the surrounding situation and said, "This is a meadow with relatively few trees, and the demonic beasts usually don't appear in such a place, otherwise they will camp here today, and they will be so tired after walking for almost an afternoon."
Mo Ling'er didn't object, all afternoon, no matter what she did, it was Ling Xiaotian who had the final say, as if she didn't like to be in charge of certain things.
After a while, the two tents were set up, Ling Xiaotian pointed to the small river not far away and said, "I'll go and prepare dinner, you can light the fire here, and use it for barbecue for a while, just right."
"This ......" Mo Ling'er had a look of embarrassment on her face, but this look was fleeting, and she nodded and said, "No problem"
"Is it really okay?"
"Of course it's true, can something as trivial as a fire be hard for me? You can go ahead and prepare, it's better to hurry, I'm a little hungry."
"Got it"
When he arrived at the river, Ling Xiaotian took out four green bamboo snakes, carefully began to peel the skin, and the old immortal said that the venom in the teeth of the green bamboo snake was very toxic, and it could be left behind, and it could be used to deal with powerful demonic beasts after being applied to the arrows, although the snake gall bladder had certain medicinal effects, but the effect was not very obvious, and there was no need to stay.
It took a lot of effort to get a green bamboo snake, Ling Xiaotian let out a sigh of relief, and said, "This thing is delicious and delicious, but it's too difficult to clean up, the old immortal, is there a faster way?"
The old immortal floated out of the Qiankun ring and said: "As far as I know, the skin of the green bamboo snake is very hard, and the bones inside the body are very strong, so its flesh is so delicate, and if you are not careful, it will be connected by the skin or bones, and you can pull off a large piece of it."
"Woo" Ling Xiaotian said bitterly: "That means I'm busy, four, forget it, let's clean up three, presumably Mo Ling'er's food is not large, if you can't finish eating, wouldn't it be a waste."
"Ahem, cough, cough ......" A violent cough sounded over, Ling Xiaotian looked back, and said with a smile: "It seems that it is another pampered show, and he can't even make a fire."
"Then you're not going to help?" The old immortal said.
Ling Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders and said: "Igniting a fire is the most basic requirement for survival in the wild, and this is just lighting a fire in the wilderness, not burning a stove, if you don't even go back to this, how can you let her realize it herself, hehe, I think this little thing should not be difficult for this vindictive master."
While humming a little song, he began to clean up the second green bamboo snake, Ling Xiaotian couldn't help but turn a deaf ear to the coughing sound that came over.
Mo Ling'er looked extremely embarrassed now, her face was black, mixed with the tears flowing from her eyes, and she wiped it twice with her hands, and now she was simply a little flower cat that had drilled into the hearth
"I don't believe it, I can't even make a fire" Mo Ling'er glanced back at Ling Xiaotian by the river, and said to herself: "You must not let that guy look down on you"
It took nearly half an hour for Ling Xiaotian to clean up the three green bamboo snakes, he used a dagger to evenly cut the meat strips into sections, and then threaded them with bamboo skewers, and then roasted them in sections, and the speed of roasting was much faster than that of the whole one.
In addition, after cutting the sections, Mo Ling'er didn't know what kind of meat this was, girls, they were generally more afraid of snakes, if she knew what this thing was, she would definitely not eat it, then Ling Xiaotian wouldn't have a chance to trick her.
"My mother, who are you?" Ling Xiaotian's expression was very exaggerated, pointing at the black face of the demon spirit, and said, "How did it become like this?"
Except for the white eyeballs of a pair of big eyes, the whole face has turned black, like an African
"You're embarrassed to say" Mo Ling'er glared at Ling Xiaotian and said coquettishly: "If you have to let someone make a fire, forget it, the fire has been lit, my task is complete, I have to wash my face, don't ask me for help if there is anything else, you can do it yourself"
After Mo Ling'er walked away, Ling Xiaotian couldn't hold back anymore, he laughed, and when he lowered his head, the laughter turned into a bitter smile, the fire on the ground did not gather together at all, and the "content" of the dead grass was relatively high, and there were very few branches, such a fire could not form a charcoal fire at all, how to barbecue meat, we want to barbecue, not bacon
Hey, it's indeed a big show, Ling Xiaotian was very helpless and rekindled a fire.
When Mo Ling'er came back, Ling Xiaotian was already barbecuing, not to mention, her pretty face still had undried water stains, she really looked like she had a different flavor, Ling Xiaotian couldn't help but be stunned.
"What do you see" Mo Ling'er said coquettishly, when she talked to Ling Xiaotian was much more polite than when she talked to others, if it was a different person, there would be a sentence "Look at your eyes again"
Ling Xiaotian subconsciously withdrew his gaze, but he was a hooligan, could a hooligan be frightened by such a simple sentence? The answer is no
"Hehe, Sister Ling'er, you are so good-looking, I can't help but be stunned" Ling Xiaotian said with a smile: "Whoever can marry you as a wife will definitely die happily, hehe"
Happy death? It's no wonder, death is real, whoever has such a violent girlfriend will definitely have a lifespan reduced to the lowest point of the human average
"Poor mouth" Demon Ling'er glanced at Ling Xiaotian, sat down beside the fire generously, glanced at the meat being roasted, and asked, "What kind of meat is this, it looks like crystal?"
Ling Xiaotian said with a smile: "The meat of the Warcraft is very delicious, it will be good right away."
Ling Xiaotian involuntarily sped up the speed of turning the bamboo skewers, and the meat began to turn golden brown, sprinkled with various condiments in time, and the fragrance came to his nose. Mo Ling'er touched her stomach, her big eyes had already been completely on the barbecue, and she could see that she was indeed hungry.
"Okay, it's ready to eat" Ling Xiaotian handed the first skewer to Mo Ling'er, and said with a smile: "Try it, my craftsmanship is very good."
"Thank you" Mo Ling'er stretched out her little hand to catch it, put it to her mouth and blew it, and then opened her small mouth and bit it.
Ling Xiaotian was very confident in his barbecue skills, no matter how tricky the taste was, he would give a thumbs up when he took a bite.
"It's so fragrant, it's delicious," Mo Ling'er exclaimed.
"Then eat it in a big gulp" Ling Xiaotian smiled like a wolf grandmother, but unfortunately Mo Ling'er didn't see this expression on his face.
Mo Ling'er's eating appearance is very elegant, every time she just takes a small bite with her mouth, and then chews slowly, this is not something that ordinary children can do, in Ling Xiaotian's opinion, at least it can be done by nobles who have been hereditary for more than three generations, or it is a person in the royal family, who has received a very strict etiquette education since childhood.
At the very least, Ling Xiaotian can't do it now.
"I really didn't expect your craftsmanship to be so good," Mo Ling'er said.
"That's" Ling Xiaotian said arrogantly: "I don't dare to brag about anything else, in terms of barbecue, if I say that my craftsmanship is second, no one in the entire Phantom Cloud Continent dares to say that I am the first, hehe"
Before the words fell, Ling Xiaotian also began to gnaw on one of the strings, although he said that he had already tasted it at noon, but the taste is still so good now, if he encounters a green bamboo snake in the future, he must catch it all and roast it and eat it, grandma's, it is so delicious
When Ling Xiaotian finished chewing a bunch, Mo Ling'er had only eaten a small half, and this was the gap.
Who the hell is this girl, Ling Xiaotian began to think nonsense again, Mo Ling'er said that she was a person from a secret family, but as far as he knew, even if she was in a secret family, she could be regarded as a person in the martial arts, and there was a big difference between people in the martial arts and nobles, they paid attention to their own fighting spirit, rather than the etiquette that the nobles paid more attention to.
"This string is one and a half" Ling Xiaotian took out two plates from the Qiankun ring, took the third string of meat off the bamboo skewers, and put them on the plates.
"Thank you" Mo Ling'er unceremoniously took the share that belonged to her in front of her, you must know that there is still half of the string in her hand, she is really welcome
Ling Xiaotian thought to herself, girl, have you finished eating?
Forget it, anyway, these are enough for me to eat, Ling Xiaotian finished his share by dividing it by two, and began to clean up the grill and fire. Mo Ling'er was still not in a hurry at all, chewing slowly, but to Ling Xiaotian's surprise, she actually ate all the core meat
My mother, Ling Xiaotian secretly glanced at Mo Ling'er's willow waist, and his heart didn't get thicker at all because of eating
Mo Ling'er took out a snow-white handkerchief, wiped his mouth and two hands carefully, and said with a smile: "Brother Xiaotian, this meat is so delicious, can you tell me what kind of meat this is from a demonic beast, if I encounter it in the future, I will definitely catch more, let's roast and eat."
Ling Xiaotian laughed wildly in his heart, girl, if you don't ask, I really don't know how to tell you, wahahaha, I want to see what you will become after listening to it.
"Well, it's actually a very cute magical beast" Ling Xiaotian began to talk nonsense: "Green, long, triangular head and round eyes, tongue is very flexible, and action is also very agile......"
"What the hell?"
"It's not clear for a while" Ling Xiaotian said with a smile: "I still have a peeling one here, do you want to take a look, seeing is believing?"
"Okay," Mo Ling'er said with a nod of thought.
Wowha, you're really going to be fooled.
Ling Xiaotian tried his best to make his expression normal, and with a wave of his hand, the corpse of a green bamboo snake flew out of the Qiankun Ring and landed at the feet of Demon Ling'er.
A green thing that Mo Ling'er perceived fell from the sky, she lowered her head, looked at it, and the next second she let out a shocking voice of ghosts and gods: "Ahhh