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I don't know how many birds that were already resting in the nest were startled by the scream, Ling Xiaotian hurriedly covered his ears, and said in his heart My mother, this scream is more than one hundred and twenty decibels, which shocked his eardrum and hurt, how could there be such a big reaction

"Ahh

The screams continued, Ling Xiaotian was convinced, Xindao already knew that there was such a big reaction, I wouldn't scare her like this, it should be better to take it out slowly than to throw it directly to her, right? It's a pity that there is no regret medicine in the world, so he had to close his eyes

"Ling Xiaotian, you dare to scare me?"

With a coquettish shout, when Ling Xiaotian opened his eyes, Mo Ling'er stood in front of him, put his left hand on his waist, pointed at his nose with his right hand, and said sharply: "Take a dead snake to scare me, you have eaten the courage of an ambitious leopard, even Benxiu dares to bully?"

"Sister Ling'er, it turns out that you know that it is a dead snake" Ling Xiaotian said with a smile: "A master of fighting spirit like you, let alone a dead snake, even if it is alive, it is impossible to scare you, isn't it, I know, you must be joking with me, right?"

Mo Ling'er is at a loss, it was originally true, how can a master of fighting spirit be afraid of a snake, and he is still dead, is his reaction a little too fierce Isn't it, I originally wanted me to see what the monster looked like, why did you take out a snake and show that you were playing me, Ling Xiaotian, you are too much

"Why did you take out a snake and throw it next to me?" Mo Ling'er looked like she was about to eat people, to be honest, Ling Xiaotian was really a little scared

Ling Xiaotian shrugged his shoulders, first hit a rake and said: "It's you who keep asking me what kind of monster the barbecue comes from, I'll take it out and show you, it's so dark, I'm afraid you won't be able to see it, so I threw it to your side, Sister Ling'er, you can't blame me, what do you say?"

"What?" Mo Ling'er's tone raised an octave, pointed to the corpse of the green bamboo snake on the ground, and said, "You gave me snake meat?"

Ling Xiaotian stood up, picked up the dead snake, and said with a smile: "Yes, it's snake meat, this green bamboo snake is a kind of snake demonic beast, the attack power is very strong and the toxicity is very high, this is well known, and the meat is very delicious, but not many people know because most of the people who have seen the green bamboo snake have died under its fangs, how can they know?" Moreover, the older this snake is, the better the meat, but I took a lot of effort to catch a few, and it stands to reason that I should hide and eat it secretly, who made me not a stingy person."

Mo Ling'er was about to collapse, pointing at Ling Xiaotian's hand and starting to tremble, he said, "Ling Xiaotian, you give me snake meat, okay, you give me snake meat"

Mo Ling'er finally understands now, why the barbecue she eats is one by one, and it is cylindrical, it turns out to be snake meat, what she hates the most is snakes, no, it should be the most afraid of snakes, rats, cockroaches and other things, never thought of eating snake meat. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"What's wrong?" Ling Xiaotian pretended to be very innocent and said, "Isn't snake meat delicious?" No, you've eaten as much as I do, and I've eaten enough......"

"Shut up, don't say anything," Mo Ling'er turned around and left.

Ling Xiaotian began to snicker, and said in his heart, you are not my opponent at all, wahahaha, remember it now, don't have the idea of bullying me in the future, I have tens of thousands of ways to trick you, and I have nothing to say if you suffer a loss.

"Sister Ling'er, why are you going?" Ling Xiaotian shouted with "concern".

Mo Ling'er said angrily: "Go to the river, spit out what you just ate, I'm sick to death, I'm going to have nightmares at night, woo"

Whaha, Ling Xiaotian didn't dare to laugh out loud, and desperately covered his mouth.

……

"Dead Ling Xiaotian, bad Ling Xiaotian" Mo Ling'er cursed while picking up the river water to clean her mouth, she tried a lot of effort, but she couldn't spit out the snake meat she ate into her stomach, but she spit out a lot of saliva.

"Look how I clean you up...... Demon Ling'er glanced back at Ling Xiaotian, who had already entered the tent, and said to herself: "You dare to tease me, you are bold enough, I will return it to you tomorrow morning, you wait, I will make you unlucky......"

In the tent, Ling Xiaotian laughed and died, until his stomach hurt so much that he couldn't stand it, then he stopped, and said in an old immortal voice: "Boy, are you doing a little too much, no matter what, everyone is a girl, and you can also see that it is a pampered show, you use such a method to tease her, it is somewhat unreasonable."

Ling Xiaotian said indifferently: "I don't think there is anything excessive, you don't have to see what this great luck looked like when he was arrogant, what kind of place is this, it's a dense forest, it's not their house, you can do whatever you want, I am a strange and pitiful person who I am, so I walked with her, I am her companion, not her descendant, I am for her good, how about Da Xiu, Da Xiu also has to learn to adapt to the outside environment."

"You are always reasonable" the old immortal said Ling Xiaotian, "I don't think things are so simple, Mo Ling'er is a very strong girl, you played tricks on her today, she will definitely return it to you in the future"

"I'll wait" Ling Xiaotian was not afraid, although sometimes the demon spirit was very eccentric, but it was definitely not my opponent as a rogue.

……

After a night without words, Ling Xiaotian slept soundly, probably because he was too tired in the previous few days.

"Who sleeps first in a big dream, wake up with a bubble of" Ling Xiaotian sat up with a yawn while reciting the crooked poem, unzipped the top of the tent, glanced at the sun that had risen, stretched and said: "I slept so well last night, I woke up a hundred times more energetic, and I breathed a breath of fresh air in the morning, I am even more arrogant, I must put all my thoughts into cultivation today, wahahaha"

"My mother...... Puff ......"

Before Ling Xiaotian could understand what was going on, he even fell into the big pit with the tent, which was a pit five meters deep and boxy.

Damn, it's not a dream, how can there be a pit here? Ling Xiaotian really couldn't understand how this pit appeared when he fixed the tent yesterday, this was a piece of grass that was flattened

Judging from the vertical pit wall, this should be an artificial behavior, yes, it is obvious that it is an artificial behavior, and when you look closely, you can clearly see the traces of the shovel digging the soil.

The sunlight that was originally shining overhead was covered by something, Ling Xiaotian looked up and immediately understood what was going on, because what he saw was Mo Ling'er with a "victory" smile on her face, needless to say, this pit must have been dug by her.

"Brother Xiaotian, why did you fall into the pit?" Mo Ling'er pinched her tone and said delicately: "You're not good, you ran to the pit early in the morning to play, do you want to do something bad alone?"

If you do bad things, fools know which of us is going to do bad things

"I ......" Ling Xiaotian was furious, mainly not because he fell into the pit, but because it took a long time to dig such a big pit, and it was impossible to dig the pit without a little movement, why didn't he know it, this pit was next to his tent

"Hehe, don't you have anything to say, you know you're wrong" Mo Ling'er's tone was still so delicate, stretched out her little hand and shook it, and said: "It's not okay to just know that it's wrong, what are you going to do when you get up in the morning, the first thing is to wash your face and brush your teeth, but you came here to play, how can you be a sister, I'll help you."

In Ling Xiaotian's stunned gaze, a large water tank began to tilt, and the water inside poured in overwhelmingly, and in the next second, Ling Xiaotian became a soup chicken, a completely real soup chicken

The water dripped down Ling Xiaotian's hair and eyebrows, and he could be regarded as having experienced the feeling of a handful of soup chicken, and it could be regarded as "not in vain".

"Boy, I'm right" The old immortal's voice sounded: "I said that Demon Ling'er will definitely take revenge on you, and I brought you a cold shower early in the morning, have you a good time?"

"You don't talk too much, let me ask you what's going on?" Ling Xiaotian asked.

"What's going on?" The old immortal asked knowingly.

"Damn, how can there be such a big hole next to the tent?" Ling Xiaotian said, "This must have been dug by Demon Ling'er last night, why didn't you remind me?"

The old immortal smiled and said: "Boy, I want to remind you to come, but no matter how you call it, you can't wake you up Think about it, digging such a big action and amount of work, from the first shovel to the last, lasted for a long time, even if I don't remind you, you should be able to feel it, but why not?"

"That's right," Ling Xiaotian noticed the seriousness of the matter.

The old immortal continued: "Before the demon Ling'er started to dig the pit, he first moved on you, it was a unique kung fu similar to sonic wave gong, after you heard it, you fell into a deep sleep, and in less than a certain time, you won't wake up at all, and you can't hear it even if outsiders shout through your throat."

"It's too ruthless, isn't it?" Ling Xiaotian didn't understand what the so-called sonic gong was, could it be a lullaby or something like kung fu, in this way, it would be too unsafe to be with this girl like Mo Ling'er, when you fell asleep, she would give it to you for a while, you don't know anything, can't she do whatever she wants?

Although Xiao Ye didn't care about being a beauty like Mo Ling'er, it could be seen that she wouldn't do this kind of thing, so wouldn't I, Ling Xiaotian, be bullied by her every day? Ling Xiaotian grew his mouth, looking at the smug Demon Ling'er, he regretted it, regretted that he had promised the two of them to walk together yesterday, and in the future, it would definitely be full of "magical" colors

"This girl's bones are full of evil nature" The old immortal said: "This kind of sonic wave skill is really used by someone, I used to think that this is a legendary thing, or made up by novelists, to be honest, I don't know anything about it, so how to restrain it, I can't say, boy, maybe you can find the flaws in it after a few experiences"

Damn, once is enough for Lao Tzu, and a few more times, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk

"Hee-hee, you must be thanking me for looking at me like that, right?" The demon spirit had a cute expression, tilted his head to look at Ling Xiaotian's forehead, and suddenly covered his mouth with a small hand, and said, "It's bad, my sister didn't wash you, there are still dirty things on your forehead, then do it again."

"Boom ......" more water poured down, is this the legendary watering?

The water dripping on Ling Xiaotian's body fell to the ground, forming "small rivers" under his feet, bananas, you bara, potatoes, tomatoes, Lao Tzu is very hot

"Whoa......

The water in the water tank was all poured down, Ling Xiaotian hadn't made any reaction yet, the water had already reached his neck, and now it was no longer "washing his face", but "taking a bath".

"Hey, I will definitely be able to wash it clean now" Mo Ling'er danced happily, and the evil breath that was teased by Ling Xiaotian yesterday finally came out.

"Old immortal, what do you think I should do?" Ling Xiaotian glared at the demon spirit above.

The old immortal didn't want to think about it and said: "Go up and teach her a lesson, if possible, it's best to beat her ass hard, and see if she dares to do this in the future."

"Great idea"

"Of course, do you dare?"

"Dare...... It's weird" Ling Xiaotian said deflatedly: "Didn't you say that I am not someone's opponent at all, do you think I have a chance of winning if I do it with her?"

"Ninety percent"

"Damn, you didn't say it earlier"

"I mean 90 percent of the chance of losing" The old immortal explained: "The remaining 10 percent is not reliable, how to deal with this matter, you can do it yourself, I will rest first, something to call me"

Ling Xiaotian really wanted to fly up and slap Demon Ling'er's ass fiercely, but he kept telling himself in his heart that good men don't fight with women, when I teased her yesterday, wasn't she just as helpless, forget it, Lao Tzu endured it, but little girl, you remember for me, I won't give up

"Brother Xiaotian, don't thank me," Mo Ling'er said with a smile.

Thank you? I want to thank you so much, you waited

Ling Xiaotian jumped out of the pit and went directly to the river, grandma's, it's only been a few months, Lao Tzu has to take a cold shower, fortunately, he has been soaking in cold water for a while just now, and he has adapted to that temperature, woo

Seeing that Ling Xiaotian had nothing to do with her, Mo Ling'er clapped her hands happily.

"Hmph, fight with me, you're not an opponent" Mo Ling'er wrinkled her nose cutely, and said to herself: "There are still many tricks in this show, Brother Xiaotian, don't let me down, try them all one by one, hehe, I didn't expect to come here, there can be someone bullied by me, it's fun"