After Sun Wukong made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace, he was pressed by the Buddha at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain, and five hundred years have passed......

Guanyin: Wukong!

Wukong: Damn! Are you again? You've been here once a week for the past 500 years, and do you know you're annoying?

Guanyin: That's your mistake, I'm here today to tell you a good thing!

Wukong: If you don't let me out, don't talk about it. I'm very busy right now, and the World Wildlife Fund asked me to be an image ambassador.

Guanyin: Spokesperson?

Wukong: Spokesperson? Arnold was invited to the Special Olympics, and I was just making some pocket money.

Guanyin: But now you're crushed under the mountain?

Wukong: Big mountain? If it weren't for the sake of giving Rulai a little face, I would have turned into a fly and flown away. It's just that I have to charge for living in other places, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful here, and there is Guanyin mm to come to see me, so I have to go to work during the day and come back to sleep at night?

Guanyin: Then why didn't you go to work today?

Wukong: Damn! Saturdays and Sundays, point out?

Kannon: sure!

Wukong: And what are you here to tell me today?

Guanyin: Listen. (As he spoke, he took out a small notebook from his pocket) Today's cucumber in Tianzhu vegetable market is eight cents a pound, which is seven points cheaper than that of Donghai vegetable market; Tomatoes are sold by heaps, three pieces in a pile; Stalls 16 sold water-injected meat, and when I found out, I didn't report it, and he was five dollars per catty; Carrot......

Wukong: I ...... In fact...... Peacetime...... ...... who don't buy groceries

Guanyin: Oh! I'm sorry, I turned the wrong page, this is the account book I gave Rulai to bookkeeping, and the following is ...... Sun Wukong, male, was pressed under the Five Elements Mountain because of the havoc in the Heavenly Palace five hundred years ago, and now all the aunts of the Tianzhu District Street Management Committee voted by a show of hands, and this person was assigned to a monk in the Tang Dynasty as an apprentice. If he doesn't obey his orders, he will ~~~~~~ his old wood, pour ~~~~~~ acid on him, step on his little Didi, and cancel his landing privileges...... Of course, this matter should be agreed by both parties, in line with the principle of voluntary and voluntary ......

Wukong: Consciously voluntary? Why don't you let me plug in your old wood first?

Guanyin: You should be content, so that you at least have a serious name, and ......

Wukong: What?

Guanyin: Shh~~~~~~~h

Wukong: Shhh

Guanyin: Damn! Shh I'm telling you not to talk, that monk is here! I'm going to flash first!

Wukong: Huh? Is this the monk?

Tang Seng: According to the instructions on the map, it should be here?

Wukong: Master!

Tang Seng: Oh? Sure enough, there are people! Where are you~~~~~~~~~~

Wukong: Ah! You've stepped on my hand!

Tang Seng: Oh, sorry, I didn't notice your big turtle.

Wukong: Turtle?

Tang Seng: Yes? But I've never seen a turtle like you, carrying a turtle shell as big as a mountain and with a face like an elderly monkey.

Wukong: It seems that Guanyin is right, with an IQ like yours, a person can't reach Tianzhu......

Tang Seng: Oh? Do you know Guanyin too? She must be the most popular in the local area. I don't know if you recognize a monkey named Monkey King here?

Goku: This is my business card.

Tang Seng: Oh? Your name is also Monkey King? It's such a coincidence, so you must know the person with the same name as you nearby?

Goku: **! Think on your heels, you should have figured that I was the monkey you're looking for, right? I was crushed at the bottom of the mountain!

Tang Seng: No, right? You don't lie to me, you think I'm a fool?

Goku: Fool? Are you a fool? Are you boasting about yourself or scolding a fool? How can you be such a stupid fool?

Tang Seng: You can also see this? If I'm not stupid, who wants to come out and do this work?

Wukong: Alright, you can go to the top of the mountain and remove the seal from it now, and I can go with you to learn the scriptures.

Tang Seng: Okay, you wait! ……

Wukong: Hey~~~~~~~ found no ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Tang Seng: I found ~~~~~~~~~, but I don't know which one is ~~~~~~~~

Wukong: Damn! How many strips are there on it?

Tang Seng: A lot! "If you want to be rich, have many trees", "Only one is good", "Stephen Chow community, not white", "Please take care of your finances when dining", "There is no silver three hundred taels here", "Photography is prohibited here, offenders will be fined"......

Wukong: Yes, yes, that's the one that took the picture.

Tang Seng: Alright! I've taken it off!

Goku: OK! Go farther!

Gurgle...... (sound of horses' hooves)

Wukong: A little further afield......

Gurgle......

Wukong: A little further afield......

Gurgle......

Wukong: A little further afield......

Gurgle......

Wukong: A little further afield......

Tang Seng: Damn! It's as far as India~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wukong: I'm out!

Tang Seng: Huh? The mountains haven't fallen, why did you come out?

Wukong: You're going to climb out of the cave and get to the mountain?

Tang Seng: Did you climb out? The seal?

Wukong: What is the form of walking...... In fact, the seal has long passed the expiration date, and no one has come to replace it, and the after-sales service is really ~~~~~~ poor! Let's go?

Tang Seng: You're naked, aren't you?

Wukong: I have hair?

Tang Seng: It's amazing? If I hadn't become a monk, I would have more hair than you! Come on, put this on.

Wukong: Master, it's a long way to the West Heaven, if you keep doing this, I'm afraid you won't be able to get to the West Heaven.

Tang Seng: What's wrong?

Wukong: It's true that I don't have any clothes on, but if you give me this iron ring and put it on my head, it won't help?

Tang Seng: What is so much nonsense? If you put it on, you put it on!

Wukong: Damn! If it weren't for Guanyin's face, I might have beaten you to death with a stick! (After that, Goku wears a vajra ring)

Tang Seng: §▲※〓◆◎☆-↑

Wukong: ? My head!

Tang Seng: Hahaha! Are you scared?

Wukong: Is this the long-lost "Shaking Head Spell" in the rivers and lakes?

Tang Seng: Yes, once you hear this shaking mantra, you will immediately become addicted to it and can't extricate yourself. If you don't listen for a day, your muscles and veins will flow backwards; If you don't listen for two days, your body will fester; If you don't listen for three days, you will lose both qi and blood, grow melasma on your face, enlarge your prostate, and will be accompanied by menopausal symptoms.

Wukong: So vicious!

Tang Seng: Hehe, the so-called non-toxic husband is not a husband, and the amount is small and not a gentleman!

Wukong: People will just listen to you in the future...... Dead ghost, what kind of "shaking head charm", I hate it!

Tang Seng: Not good!

Wukong: What's wrong?

Tang Seng: Tiger!

Wukong: Master, tigers are not scary, haven't you heard that poem?

Tang Seng: Poetry?

Wukong: yes! As the so-called "one, two, three, four, five, go up the mountain to fight tigers, tigers don't eat, and eat big villains......

Tang Seng: Please, this is a children's rhyme......

Wukong: I mean, with me, the tiger won't die!

Tang Seng: Damn! I'm asking you to protect me, not letting you be an ambassador for wildlife conservation organizations!

Wukong: Understood! And voila!

(After a fierce battle)

Wukong: Master, that's it.

Tang Seng: Are you sure?

Wukong: Look!

Tang Seng: Oh? How did you get your fur one by one?

Wukong: Damn! It's a tiger skin!

Tang Seng: Oh, I'm dazzled.

Wukong: A piece of rubbish!

Tang Seng: What did you say?

Wukong: Let's go~~~~~~~~!

……

Tang Seng: Wukong, why don't you leave?

Goku: There's a river in front of you!

Tang Seng: What is the river? Won't it be over if you beat him to death?

Wukong: Look, this is the river.

Tang Seng: Oh, thisisriver!

(While speaking, I saw a flash of white light, and Tang Seng's mount was gone)

Tang Seng: Wukong, the horse for the teacher is gone!

Wukong: The horse is gone? Depend on! What else can you do with ideas? Are the panties still there?

Tang Seng: (stretches out his hand and touches) It's okay, I didn't lose it!

Wukong: It was taken by the little white dragon in the river!

Tang Seng: White Dragon? It's so exciting, I didn't expect to meet a talking monkey and a white dragon who can eat horses today.

Wukong: When will you be able to see the big scene? You wait, I'll go down and get him!"

Tang Seng: What? Can you swim too? That's amazing!

Wukong: Inject water brain!

(Not long after, Wukong pulled the little white dragon out of the water, and the white dragon turned into a human form and knelt in front of Tang Seng)

Bailong: You are a monk from the East?

Tang Seng: Exactly.

White Dragon: Master!

Tang Seng: Who? I? Recognize the wrong person!

Bailong: That's right, it's you, Guanyin asked me to wait for you here.

Tang Seng: Guanyin again? How did you end up here?

Bailong: I was originally the third prince of the Dragon King of the East China Sea, but I didn't expect my horse to hang another Kaizi on my back, and the two of them eloped on my wedding night! In a fit of rage, I smashed the cave room. I burned a night pearl, but I didn't expect this pearl to be sent by the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor punished me for saying a tongue twister, I won't, so he demoted me here!

Wukong: Tongue twister? What do you mean?

White Dragon: It is "the old monk brings soup to the tower, and the tower slides the soup and spreads the soup to the tower"

Tang Seng: Oh? Isn't that what you said good?

White Dragon: Nonsense, I've been practicing here for over fifty years

Tang Seng: So that's the case, why don't I teach you a new one. "Eight hundred pacesetters ran to the north slope, the artillery on the north slope ran side by side, the artillerymen were afraid to step on the pacesetter's mark, and the pacesetters were afraid to touch the artillery artillery."

Wukong: What's the madness of the broken running meter? Tongue twisters, I'm going crazy!

Tang Seng: Wukong, you don't understand this, tongue twisters are widely spread in the folk language game, the initials, finals or tones are easy to mix words, to form overlapping tongue-twisting sentences, requiring a breath to read out quickly, when speaking fast, the pronunciation is easy to make mistakes!

Wukong: Damn!

Tang Seng: You hit me again?

Wukong: Let's get down to business!

White Dragon: Oh, I'm sorry, master, I ate your white horse, so let me turn into a white horse~~~~~~~ you go and learn the scriptures?

Tang Seng: Hmph! That's a good idea! I want a BMW

White Dragon: Famous cars!

Tang Seng: Are you scared?

Director: cut!

Tang Seng: Hey! Isn't it? Do you come out and shout cut every episode?

Director: BMW Yee! We don't have much money left, so where are we going to get you props?

Tang Seng: BMW, the best is only a few hundred thousand.

Director: Hundreds of thousands? No, let alone BMW, PUMA can't afford it?

Tang Seng: Okay, come again!

……

White Dragon: Oh, I'm sorry, master, I ate your white horse, so let me turn into a white horse~~~~~~~ you go and learn the scriptures?

Tang Seng: Amitabha!

(Tang Seng took out a sword from behind him and pointed to the sky)

Tang Seng: Give me strength~~~~~~~~~~ I ~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ Tang ~~~~~~ Monk ~~~~~~~

Goku: Ciri?

White Dragon: It's my turn!

(The White Dragon transforms)

Tang Seng: Mule!

Director: I'm sorry, the funds are really not enough, and I will definitely change horses in the next episode.

White Dragon: Then please change to a white one, this black mule is detrimental to my image!

Tang Seng: Yes, who has ever seen Tang Seng ride a mule?

Director: Guys, let's make do with it, I'll have dinner today.

White Dragon: Alright, that's it!

(As the sun sets, Wukong carries the burden, Tang Seng rides a mule, towards the afterglow of the sunset, and walks towards the altar ......)

(The music starts: You carry the burden, I lead the horse, ushering in the sunrise and sending away the sunset...... ）