Comrade Sun Wukong, who was born in the proletariat, has been lonely and miserable since he was a child, and he has no support, compared with the "Second Master Bao", he is far behind; Compared with Sister Lin, it is still insufficient, Miss Guerin is under the fence, although the love is pitiful, but there is still a grandmother and uncle and the eldest cousin of the "first lady", and there is nepotism to use. Wukong is different, a bitter child who doesn't have both parents and parents, what kind of relatives and old cousins and backstage supporters are talking about?

Fortunately, "the children of poor families are in charge early", in Balzac's so-called "University of Suffering", Wukong has exercised his self-reliant and self-made excellent character since he was a child, striving to be progressive, and traveling across the ocean at his own expense, from Dongsheng Shenzhou to Nanzhan Buzhou and then to Xiniuhe Continent, not far away, seeking famous teachers (Bodhi Patriarch), studying hard, not only one year (about thirteen years), learning seventy-two changes of advanced technology, outstanding talents.

Returning from graduation, just when the flowers are bright, relying on the art of subduing demons and demons, he wants to contribute his youth and serve the people, but unfortunately the old and young masters of the fairy world don't care at all, even the lord of Yama, who is in charge of the household registration of the underworld, actually doesn't know that Comrade Wukong has ascended to the fairy world, and he still has two little ghosts to "hook the soul and ask for his life" - of course, there is no way to talk about arranging a suitable job for him so that he can go to work as soon as possible, and he has to stay in the countryside to be an unemployed young man for a certain period of time.

Gao Cai condescended to Sangzi, and it was inevitable that he would be unhappy, so he took the initiative to go to the Dragon Palace to "borrow" the treasure and sell the number of the underworld - the matter was big, and the immortals of all ages in the sky remembered that there was such a Monkey King.

Later, although through the activities of Mr. Tai Baixing, the head of the personnel department of the Heavenly Palace, he barely made up for the shortage, but he was just a small veterinarian and breeder in the horse shed of the old Mr. Jade Emperor (remember that this is not a zoo).

When I thought about the beginning of the title of Comrade Jade Emperor, I thought that Sun Wukong was neither a famous family, nor a fortune, nor an overseas relationship, and could rank among the ordinary people from the mortal world to the immortal class, and it was time to be "content and happy", what more could the husband ask for? Therefore, he hastily called the high-achieving students who subdued the dragon and the tiger and caught the ghost and the demon as the Jiao ambassador who did chores. "The horse breeder is the younger generation and the lowly battle" -- isn't this called a fire in people's nests?

No wonder Wukong's heart was on fire, he gritted his teeth and was furious, and shouted: "If you don't do him, don't do him, I will go!" "Then quit your job, bye-bye, go home, who wants you to vomit this mouthful! (You came back from studying computer science at Harvard University and asked you to clean the toilet for the rest of your life, do you say you still do it?) )

It's terrible now, a little hairy monkey actually disobeys the opinions of the organization, and has the final say in his own emotions, and when he leaves, won't the cadres lose face, and the comrades in the fairy world spin the team and set up a "task force" to prepare to repair it. At this time, Wukong showed his skills and tried his skills (although he had a fight with the Demon King of the Mixed World at the beginning of his home, he didn't play a horizontal style, because the Demon King was too sloppy), and gave full play to the true kung fu of subduing demons and eliminating demons on the giant spirit god and Li Tianwang's father and son, and repeatedly frustrated his sharpness, and finally forced the old Mr. Jade Emperor to accept Sun Wukong's conditions and sign the armistice agreement.

It's a pity that these fairy comrades still believe that they have heads, faces and buttocks, so they take a shot and temporarily set up a Pan Taoyuan Administration, and send the majestic Monkey King away because of people's problems, and grant an empty title (Monkey King), build an office building (Lu Ban and others designed the building of Qi Tianfu), set up two offices (Tranquility Division), with a few small secretaries (a number of fairies), and have nothing to do (look east and west all day long, go around), and get no salary (the so-called " There are officials but no lu", it can be said that there is no real name!

-- They are all peers in the fairy world, many small gods, and even Marshal Tianpeng (that is, the later Mr. Zhu Bajie, who "the more depraved and happier") can participate in the reception of the Queen Mother's Pan Taoyuan State Guesthouse, but the majestic "Monkey King" was turned away, and he did not even send a poster. It's no wonder that Wukong was unhappy in his heart, complained a little, and secretly ate a few peaches from the Queen Mother of the West and a few health pills from Li Laojun.

However, this time the coke is bad for the Jade Emperor, and he is worried that he can't find a chance to clean up this "splash monkey", think about it: let the monkey who likes to eat peaches the most take care of the best peaches in heaven and earth, just like letting a gluttonous cat take care of a plate of fragrant smoked fish, compared with the idea that we let a comrade hold a lot of power and ask him to rely on ensuring democracy and integrity, how good can it be?

Although there are two office overseers under Sun Monkey, they are old subordinates, little secretaries, and the same furnishings as the Commission for Discipline Inspection, so what can I do? Such a personnel arrangement, if it weren't for the fact that the old comrades of the Jade Emperor were hot-headed and full of firewood, it would be a trap of the "beauty trick", or both--Fortunately, this monkey forgot his principles, messed up, and sent it to the door, don't blame us for being nameless.

So he invited the immortals of all roads, mobilized the police (Deng Tianjun and others), transferred the army (Li Tianwang generals), called on the heavenly soldiers and generals, laid a net of heaven and earth, and carried out four large-scale "encirclement and suppression" of the Huaguoshan base area in the rear of Sun Wukong. In the end, he had to ask for favors and find relationships, and with the help of Grandpa Rulai, he captured Wukong and pressed him under the Five Elements Mountain (two more mountains than the Chinese in the 19th century).

Ahhh That's 500 years! Hungry for iron bullets, thirsty for copper juice, and even the basic human rights of "not allowed to abuse prisoners" can not be enjoyed, you say pitiful or pitiful, and this lawsuit, after careful study, the Jade Emperor does not value talent is the reason, and the Monkey King is the result of chaos, but he calls Sun Wukong a top tank, isn't it unfair?

After being released from prison in 500 years, Ms. Guanyin broke out her bodhisattva heart of benevolence and kindness in the eyes of the world, and found a job for Sun Wukong - to protect his old classmate Mr. Chen Da, a monk of the Tang Dynasty, but to "learn from the scriptures" in India.

Those who "learn from the experience" are often referred to as publicly-funded tourism; And the "protect", that is, there are police cars to open the road, there are guards on duty to sleep, and the people are also called and embraced by the people, and the tourists are equipped with guards, at least the treatment above the bureau level, Tang Seng is of course comfortable and tight.

However, for Sun Wukong, the name is travel and investigation, but in fact, it is a labor reform, covering the matter, and letting Wukong go to India, but it is just a piece of cake, a somersault cloud, and an air trip can be, but it is with the cream Xiaosheng Tang Da monk who can't do anything except recite the empty words of "Amitabha Buddha" (almost became a cadre of "Four Words (Hua)"). Along the way, poor mountains and bad waters, tigers, leopards, jackals, demons and monsters, bandits and hooligans, beautiful women's houses, are in danger! If you don't have great wisdom, courage and ability, how can you take on this great task of going abroad to investigate?

However, it is this Tang monk who has no fart ability, because he is a student of the big boss Rulai's grandfather and a classmate of Ms. Guanyin, the brother of Emperor Taizong of the Presidential Palace, he has become a leader, and the grandiose "number one" has neither combat ability nor struggle experience. It makes sense.

It's a pity that the Monkey King Hero I, who followed the nest, followed the Tang monk himself.

No matter how great Gai Wukong is, he is just a little hairy ear with no power, no power and no capital; Tang Seng is no longer good, because there is someone covering the "head", a golden hoop, a few spells, you can do it long ago (like me)

"Blind command" for a while.

As a result, the fiery eyes are not as good as the naked eyes of the mortal fetus, the golden hoop rod is not as good as the nine-ring tin iron rod, and the Monkey King who subdues demons and subdues demons is not as good as the cream Xiaosheng. All the way twists and turns, lasted 14 years, its efficiency is so low, people slap the table, and the suffering, the sourness is caused by this incompetent Tang monk, an imbecile pus-filled state-owned enterprise director with a huge amount of money, who doesn't want to make a profit? - But it's just that the monkey anxious Sun Dasheng slowly wears out his personality, and gradually he is not cute and pitiful, you don't see, didn't Sun Wukong become well-behaved later?

After returning from the scriptures, the merits are complete. In terms of meritorious deeds, Sun Wukong contributed the most, contributed the most, and should wear the most red flowers, Tang Seng not only did not contribute to travel, but was a burden, and it was difficult to give the people an explanation if he didn't go to the court, and it was not easy to explain. However, this useless burden jumped to the top of the list, ranking above Sun Wukong, and was actually awarded the honorary title of "Youtan Meritorious Buddha" - ahhh The merit of the fart! What is his "merit"? What is his "virtue"? A clear-eyed person can see what kind of shit is in Grandpa Rulai's buttocks.

Because of his humble background, even if he worked hard and was ranked in the immortal class, he could not let his mind and talent go unchecked, but he was always rectified and clamped everywhere, which made people cry out for injustice. Ponder for a moment: Who is to blame for this? Who called Sun Wukong a skinny monkey with no father and no mother who popped out of a stone!