Zhu Bajie came to visit the master with his daughter-in-law behind his back, and Tang Seng was very jealous when he saw his apprentice and his wife, so he went to the marriage agency on a blind date, and the aunt of the marriage agency ......

Marriage: Name?

Tang: Tang Seng, Sanzang, you can also call me Xiao Tang, Xuanzang.

Marriage: What is it called?

Don: Tom

Marriage: Age?

Don: Not much

Marriage: Not big? What year was born?

Tang: Tang Dynasty

Marriage: Career?

Tang: Fate

Marriage: What is karma?

Don: I just want rice

Marriage: Do you have a house?

Don: No

Marriage: So where do you live?

Don: Heavenly

Marriage: Is there transportation?

Don: Yes

Marriage: What type?

Don: White horse

Married: Have you ever had a girlfriend before?

Don: Yes

Marriage: What do you do?

Tang: White Bone Spirit, Spider Spirit, Bull Demon King......

Marriage: You're playing very deeply!

Don: It was all a scene, and the relationship broke down.

Marriage: Why did you break up?

Don: They all want to eat my meat.

Marriage: Are there any requirements for choosing a mate?

Don: First of all, I don't like to eat meat.

Marriage: Is the nun good?

Tang: It's not good, it's the same root, so why not be in a hurry.

Marriage: Is Guanyin good?

Don: Oh no, Guanyin is my top boss, and I don't want to have an office romance.

Marriage: Is the Queen Mother good?

Don: Oh no, the backstage is too hard, and I don't like mature women either.

Marriage: How am I?

Don: This ...... I still want a nun.

Marriage: Do you have any hobbies and talents?

Don: I can rap.

Wedding: Put on a show.

Don: Wait for me to call someone. (Pick up the phone, "Wukong, come quickly, Master has something good to find you")

Gently Goku came, with a cloud.

Don: Wukong, let's perform hip-hop, I'll rap, you will do hip-hop.

Wukong: Again...... (Khan)

Don: eoneon

When the inside, when the inside, yesahyes, ami...... Amitaboo (Rap version of the mantra)

Wukong: Master spares his life, Master spares his life (rolling all over the floor and performing the breaking floor action)

Marriage: Khan! It turned out to be animal cruelty.