I live in the mountains next to Koujiazhuang.

Originally, I didn't know that eating Tang monk meat could be immortal, one day, there was a little goblin who took refuge in me, he ran out of the lion camel country, he told me that eating Tang monk meat, you can live forever. So, I started my plan.

I collected a lot of information about Tang Seng, and I learned that before this, there were many goblins who were stronger than me who wanted to eat Tang Seng, but not only did they not eat it, but they also gave their lives. I carefully studied the reasons for their failure, did a variety of research, and finally found a way to eat Tang monk's meat.

The goblins in front of them all caught Tang Seng, but they didn't eat it in their mouths, why is this?

I'll explain why here.

We goblins, after almost cultivating, have to try to become humans. I think this is the biggest mistake because I lose myself in this way. When I read the information, I couldn't help but laugh whenever I saw Sun Monkey shouting with a stick: "Fairy". Isn't he a goblin?

What's even more tragic is that those goblins, in order to be more human-like, actually read people's books and study according to them. The books we read in the goblins follow the trends of the world. We look at what is popular in the world.

The elves love to read the Analects the most.

Just look at it, they still do it, Old Man Kong's theory about eating, they are the most familiar. What is not cut properly and is not eaten, what sauce is not eaten, what is not tired of eating, and what is not tired of fine, one by one.

Usually you follow it, it doesn't matter, it's good for the body, but at the critical moment of eating Tang Seng, he still has to do this, which is a bit stupid to read. If I see Old Man Kong again, I will eat him and let him talk nonsense. It's okay to hurt people, but dare to harm us goblins.

I think that as a goblin, you have to dare to do it. Of course, brute force is not enough, there are too many lessons from the past. I'm going to plan it out.

The old man Kou of Koujiazhuang loves Buddha the most. Tang Seng will definitely pass by here, and my plan will start from his house. I first turned into an old man and lay in front of his house. Old man Kou went out to meet me, took me in in a few words, and my plan began.

I first talked about how good Tang Seng was in front of Old Man Kou, and said that Old Man Kou was moved by his heart and wanted to entertain Tang Seng with an iron heart. I advised him to ask around, lest Tang Seng slip away from here. The hard work paid off, and the people who were looking around came back, saying that Tang Seng would be there soon, and when I heard the news, I was so excited that I almost fainted.

I stood behind a tree and pretended to sweep the floor. I know that among Tang Seng's three apprentices, Sun Monkey is the most powerful, and I am afraid that he will see the flaws. Tang Seng entered the door. Looking at his fat appearance, my saliva flowed out, Mom, I said why did the goblins in front of me give up their lives and don't want to eat Tang Seng! It turns out that it tastes good when you look at it.

I'm different from other goblins, I'm not greedy. I just want to take a bite and it's all right. I thought: Where to eat Tang Seng? Can you feast on your mouth, but you can also do without his life? I thought about it, lost a few hairs, and was so anxious that I was so hot that I scratched everywhere, and then I thought of it.

If he is Tang Seng's master, he will definitely protect Tang Seng. Therefore, the previous goblins, because they had the murderous aura of eating Tang Seng's whole person, were felt by Rulai, so they failed. I want to find another way, that is, to eat Tang monk's meat, without hurting his life, so that he can go to the west to learn scriptures. I think that what Rulai cares about is whether Tang Seng can take the scriptures away, as long as he is a living person. I don't think the rest matters.

I saw Tang Seng's three apprentices, Sun Monkey is really difficult to deal with, Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk are given for nothing, easy to say. The question is how to deal with the monkeys? If I want to take a piece of meat from Tang Seng, he must be very happy in his heart. Judging from the data, the contradiction between him and Tang Seng is very deep. But he loves face, and if I do this, he must feel very shameless, even if he is happy, he will find me to fight, but I can't beat him. How to deal with this problem?

Hey, we goblins have ambitions, so if we are afraid of wolves and tigers, we can't eat them when we can't eat them, just do what we say, and there will be a road before the car reaches the mountain. At night, I pretended to clean up in the backyard, and Tang Seng would definitely come to the backyard to walk around. Sure enough, here he is.

My heart was beating hard. Trembling all over. This stupid monk came up to me with concern and asked me, "Old man, what's wrong with you?" I'm shaking even more, I'm angry, this stupid thing, I'm about to be bitten and pretend, I want to use my emotional offensive to make me unable to do it? Don't.

I lifted the broom and tried to give it to him, knocking him unconscious, and just then, I heard the voice of the monkey. Dodged first. Just as he was about to leave, he heard Sun Monkey shouting: Master, I went to play with the Bajie Sand Monk. That's when I was relieved and decided to act.

If you think I'm going to be rough, haha, you're wrong, you look down on us goblins too much, we're all people with status, and we won't do that. I bowed to Tang Seng and said, "Why did the master go to the West Heaven?" As I expected, Tang Seng replied: I want to take the true scriptures and overcome people's suffering. I said, "Have you crossed yourself?" Those who cross must first cross themselves. Does the master feel that he is always a little bit behind?

Tang Seng said: Yes. I laughed. I said, "Do you know why?" Tang Seng shook his head. I said: It's because your ** is still there. Tang Seng said: No! I'm dead**. I said, "Really?" Is your body's ** really absolute? Tang Seng stopped talking. I said, "I can help you get rid of this problem." Tang Seng knelt down to me. I looked him in the eye and said, "Okay, I'll help you." I finally succeeded. I swallowed Tang monk's meat in one gulp.

Tang Seng woke up, and I said to him: You have to rest well, it is best to stay in Koujiazhuang for a while before leaving, don't let your apprentices know, otherwise they will look down on you. Although you are doing this in order to obtain the true scriptures, in their eyes, it is a warning to the world. When you have obtained the true scriptures and become famous in the world, people will understand what you are doing. Tang Seng really lived in Koujiazhuang for a long time because he had a fever. Of course, it is easy to get infected without careful treatment.

As I expected, Sun Monkey really came to the door. I invited him into the house and served him tea. I know that he eats soft rather than hard. Before he could speak, I said, "I'm doing this for your own good." I've heard about your experience on the way to learn the scriptures, and I'm very upset for you. Why should you be treated so unfairly? How many times have you saved Tang Seng, and he still treats you like that. You are sincere to him, but he is guarding you everywhere, do you think he can't recite the Loose Hoop Mantra? He will, he just wants to make you miserable, he just can't let you surpass him, who makes your skills great. After taking the scriptures, he is also the first in terms of credit, although you have suffered so much, and it is because of Tang Seng, but in their eyes, it is worthless. This time, your life will be better in the future, and he will be very gentle to you in the future. From now on, he would never recite the mantra again. Sun Monkey was very strange and asked: Why? I said, "Come here, and I'll tell you." I gently told Sun Monkey why, and he laughed and walked away, turning several times as he went.

Since then, I have lived peacefully and steadily until now, living with heaven and earth, and with the sun and moon.

What do youkai and monkeys say?

What he said was: "Tang Seng will never need to be protected by others in the future - because he has already cultivated the Sunflower Treasure Book himself." ”

Hahahaha, but he can eat such a piece of meat (even though it is Tang Seng's), this is really admirable