My name is Tang Seng. The absurd Don, the monk's monk.

Tang Seng, whose surname is Chen, his parents died when he was a child, he was lonely and miserable, and was later taken in by the temple shopkeeper and raised as a monk, with the legal name Xuanzang. This is me, and I am also the Tang Seng in my impression. At this time, I was a medium-sized, good-looking, gentle, well-read and compassionate monk. All day long, leisurely reading: good, good! Worry-free food and clothing, comfortable and leisurely.

When Datang International Travel Service held a lottery for the 100th anniversary celebration of its opening, I inadvertently passed by and drew one, but I didn't expect that the fate of my life would change completely.

The grand prize is usually only for a specific person, and I, who have always been unlucky, unexpectedly won the only grand prize this time. Buddha bless! The reward is the ultra-luxury platinum tour of the Western Eighty-One countries. The total cost is equivalent to about 5 million yuan in Tang Dynasty currency. I stood in front of Li Shimin, chairman of Datang International Travel Service, with a prize ticket, and in front of hundreds of millions of spectators in the audience, I was so nervous that I read Amitabha Buddha as a false search for a stealing Buddha. But fortunately, they are all homophonies, and no one found out.

Chairman Li, who was wearing a suit and leather collar, personally presented me with a winning certificate and asked Ms. Guanyin, the secretary general of the government, to notarize it for me. Before I could come to my senses, I was pulled into the banquet by a group of them. After the eight rounds of drinking, I don't know what happened, Li Dong and I became buddies, and according to his wishes, he changed his surname to Tang against my will. It's inexplicable. But everything seems to happen naturally and without any flaws. And so I began a glorious life.

(2) Mental path

In this "Journey to the West", which women sigh, men regret, and adults and children love to watch. I'm playing a role that I regret even myself, but it's irreplaceably important.

Of course, this trip to India also highlighted many of my shortcomings. For example, my pedantry, such as my ignorance, and then my indifference. Walking on the bumpy road in the western sky, I often sit on the rocks under the trees and meditate. Thinking about these questions that shouldn't have happened to me at all. How so? It's not in my character. And these phenomena do not stand up to the scrutiny and argument of anyone with a little bit of brains.

Of course, this is just a novel, and my fate is in the hands of the well-known writer Wu Chengen, who wants me to live and die to die. I could only walk on my own. There is simply no way to resist the coercive arrangement of fate. Who am I? I'm just a monk. A bald guy with no mana.

Improper monks do not know that the head is cold. In this vigorous and wonderful mythological drama. I relied on my excellent acting skills to win the favor of the world. But unfortunately, the realistic acting also made me the most unsuccessful person in this play.

(3) Characters

In this play, no one lives more chic than me. Like a soulless shell, I followed the mighty tour group, listened to the non-standard horse language of the lame tour guide of the white dragon horse, and sat on this broken tour bus without brakes and walked slowly with trepidation. Sometimes he was half hungry, sometimes he walked and pushed a cart, and sometimes he caught a cold in the rain. The most important thing is to always watch out for fierce beasts, ghosts and demons along the way. The biggest headache for me along the way was these guys. These birdmen are elusive, scheming, sinister and vicious. Every time, I was scared half to death, and then I was caught and beaten to death. Every time I get disgraced and embarrassed. The bodyguards assigned to me by Secretary General Guanyin are like plastic models in the shopping mall, only formal, no ability, have you ever seen them protect me well? kao！ At the critical time, you still have to dial the fairy world 110.

Speaking of monkey heads, I'm even more angry, this guy turned out to be a silver spear wax pole head, selling fame. originally thought that he had been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, had rich combat experience, and was famous, so he could resist two blows, at least he could scare and scare those little thieves. But who knew that his former gang of younger brothers didn't buy his account at all. Every time it was critical, he sang with me "I haven't been a big brother for many years" and I kao. Sing it to me. Usually all day long, the cowhide roars, and he dances around with a broken wooden stick coated with domestic paint. I heard that it was still a treasure, claiming to weigh more than 10,000 catties, a big joke, I had seen the stick carried away by the monster several times. At the moment of danger, he simply pretended to be his grandson, and even the stick was gone, and he became a veritable Sun Wukong.

Don't count on the roast pig, when you see that the momentum is not right, you don't rake it to Amitabha. He flashes faster than anyone else in times of danger, and I don't know how I would die if I count on him. This guy has been coveting my purple gold bowl, and he wants to divide the luggage and cut it at every turn, and his little mind can play with me? I'm a human being, he's just a pig.

Here I have to mention my other bodyguard, Sha Seng. To be precise, he can only be regarded as a servant, which is better than the Filipino maid, after all, he is still considered powerful. He was the most appropriate one to arrange the 14th year tour of the West Heaven held by Datang International Travel Service this time. Along the way, hard work, hard work, hard work, and running around are really indispensable. I used to think about tipping him more when I got back. But when it came to Wuzhuang Guanna, the moment he gnawed down the ginseng fruit of Zhenyuan Daxian, I began to believe that this guy was not a good bird. How good can a person who can be bought with a small fruit be? If you see a person selling a whole basket of fruits, then why don't you cut people and rob them? It's really no future.

But then again, he did have a hard time along the way, and we were malnourished all the time. I'll tell you a secret that I only learned later! Li Shimin's travel agency has actually been in a state of loss, this birdman soaked in the women's pile all day long, it is said that there are more than 3,000 horses, plus eating and drinking all day long, and hobby gambling and traveling, in a few years, how much money is left? If I really want him to spend so much money to fund our travel, it is simply killing him, which is tantamount to a pipe dream. Depend on! It's all hype. I hate hype because every hype is always a cause for fame and someone is unlucky for it. Unfortunately, I won the lottery in this hype. became the main character.

(4) Notes

Reality pushed me to the forefront and forced me to the point where there was no way back, because the government put pressure on me, threatening me to pay personal income tax if I didn't go. **, Saying that number scares people to death, twenty percent, more than one million? Where am I going to get so much silver? Even if I sell my master's temple and land, it won't be enough for a fraction. In desperation, I had to agree to it. The only thing of value that travel has given me is actually that purple gold bowl. It is said that it was bought from a begging person in the south of the city for three cents of silver. However, since I saw its potential value in the fierce eyes of others who are ready to snatch it at any time, I secretly took it for identification and found out that it was actually an antique from 5,000 years ago. Hey! The estimated value is 350 million. That's the real reason why I carry a broken bowl with me. Of course, it's my secret, never spoken.

The baby is there, but it is still not actually entangled. This will not work. So we can't even eat enough all the way, how can we have any fruit to supplement vitamins? Occasionally, the monkey's conscience finds out, but it is always a fluffy peach, and the sound of the waves is still there. Even cows want to spit up milk, let alone people.

Okay, let's start dissecting myself. Everyone kept calling me stupid, and I cursed the monkey when the bone spirit appeared. Am I really a fool? I'm not scared to see steamed buns turn into stones? Can I still not believe what he says? Ridiculous. It's all said, I'm human, and I'm more afraid of monsters than anyone else. Are people really that stupid? Cut! I'm just trying to test the monkey's patience. After that dangerous journey, I have been very worried, afraid that one day I will hang up without knowing everything.

By the way, I forgot to tell you another shocking secret: I woke up in the middle of the night to evaporate excess water and found a bone in the back of the head of the monkey sleeping on my bottom bunk. Hey! Luckily, I found it in time, or it would have been dangerous. Although I don't dare to compare myself to Zhuge Liang, my ability is strong enough to prevent Wei Yan, who also has a backbone, but I can still calculate when this monkey will let go.

I know this guy is a monkey and could part ways with me at any moment. Although he is not very capable, he is many times stronger than the other two, and occasionally the little demon can be sent to catch and humiliate him, so as to balance my heart that has been tortured and humiliated by them many times. How long should I wait if I don't test him at this time? Do you have to wait until something big happens later to test him? Then I'll die an ugly death. The white bone spirit is just a banshee, and opposites attract is an eternal law, and there are naturally many other feasible solutions to deal with the opposite sex. Why bother with knives and sticks? Besides, if you run away this time, he will get him back, and next time he won't run. If I run into a bandit like the Bull Demon King in the future, who will delay me and let me escape? It's really wronged, and everyone doesn't even realize that I actually have good intentions.

Actually, all this was already in my calculations. I had already thought of a plan and taught Zhu Qian in advance. I ran away with the monkey first, and once I had any accidents, I asked him to go to Huaguo Mountain to find the monkey, and told him that he would not be as good as the general. This trick is really tried and tested! Now everyone understands why Zhu Bajie, who has always been dumbfounded, suddenly became so smart, right? Hey!

When the monkey rescued me, I knew he would follow me forever. Without worries, I can sing "ONLYYOU" loudly and walk very chicly.

(5) Love

After fighting and slashing again and again, and bloody killings, we who are accustomed to bloody wind and rain, finally arrived at the country of dreams and the paradise of men, Xiliang Daughter Country. If someone says that the cuties here are not beautiful enough, the spring-hearted Zhu Bajie will immediately jump out and slap him. His salivating look says it all.

After several sleepless nights of tossing and turning and suffering through the comparison of my appearance with that of several apprentices, the queen finally decided to entrust her life with me. This gave me the confidence that I have ever felt in my life.

She made the right choice. Who wants to marry a monster with pig ears and a thunderous face? What woman would want her skin to be caressed by the rough hands of the sand monk? Absurd. are all lovers, who understands the taste? I am a dignified Tang Dynasty royal brother, knowledgeable, handsome and chic. It's just four of us in total, and if she doesn't choose me, who should she choose? It's really wrong. Reality doesn't need to be hypocritical, so you don't have to look at her with tinted glasses.

The days in my daughter's country are rare for me to have stability and peace in my journey to the west. I really enjoyed it there. Don't worry about eating, drinking, or wearing, there is a sedan chair and a beautiful escort when you go out, which is safe and majestic. Those imaginary scenes that were usually like mirages became a reality in that moment. Brocade clothes and jade food are at your fingertips, and the servants come and go as soon as they call. The entertainment of Journey to the West arrives**.

In the face of the Queen's true affection and love, I was really deeply moved. Because of this, I also had the idea of staying here and enjoying the glory and wealth. Since then, he has been with her for life, and he has grown old together. But might reality allow me to do that? Do I have that chance?

Everyone laughed at me, called me stupid, and called me an idiot. Blame me for missing the beautiful scenery of the good day and living up to the deep affection of others. But have you ever thought about it for me? Would I like to? Stay in the daughter country, when the time comes, Rulai and Guanyin will not send someone to ** me, but I am afraid that Li Shimin will also send someone to plot against me, right? Besides, how will I continue to leave this play? What will the world think of me in the future? How can I be worthy of the thousands of people in the audience?

The only love story in my life died at the beginning. It is destined to be like a firework that has ended, lonely and withering. Disillusionment stuck in my mind and her, and became an indelible memory for the rest of my life.

Time is like a song, and karma is impermanent. Life is full of helplessness, so why should I stubbornly cultivate bitterness? So I had to be perfunctory and cheeky, and even asked for a lot of silver taels with a cheeky face. Wearing a mask to speak, deceiving people and not changing their faces. But my heart hurts.

All the tenderness is in Wu Chengen's pen. I began to embark on the long road to the west again. Before leaving, I heard her favorite play a song "Heaven and Earth", and my heart was about to break.

The dust is thin, and I only hate to have no chance to get together.

I wandered in the lake of fate, and I still did not forget to silently pray and make a wish in my heart: but my heart is like a golden sword, and heaven and earth will meet......

I'm afraid that we will be afraid that by then, we will already be full of shackles and half a lifetime.

I had to cut off the hue of the dust and push Jin Haiwu Zen heart. The journey after that has nothing to do with love is no longer about love.

(6) Perfection

Passing through one mountain after another, wading through one small river after another, along the way the tiger roared and the wolf roared, the leopard roared and the lion roared, and all the twists and turns and hardships are shown in the story. encountered a fake Wukong, defeated the Bull Demon King, stepped over the Flame Mountain, strayed into the Little Lei Yin Temple, and then broke into the Pansi Cave, etc., etc., all the misfortunes are so thrilling. But all this has long been weightless in my eyes. After leaving my daughter's country, I have long put life and death aside. There is nothing that moves me anymore. I silently proclaimed the Buddha name countless times in my heart, trying to pull out the thread of love that tangled in the Zen body. Let his stiff shell, without emotion, stagger forward like a ghost with lost memory, stepping on the void.

Finally, we finally arrived at the West Tianling Mountain resort, Leiyin Ancient Temple. The earth is better than the doubt, and the clouds are idle and the days are long. On the winding path, the grass and flowers are fragrant, and the rui qi is colorful. The white crane pine on both sides stands on the branches, like smoke holding jade. In the sky, the colorful phoenix is double, and the green luan is right. It's such a beautiful match. I couldn't help but look at my eyes wet with tears and sigh secretly.

The purple flame in the Daxiong Treasure Palace is solemn and solemn. Looking at the sacred Buddha, facing the four great Vajra, the eight great bodhisattvas, the five hundred arhats, the three thousand revelations, and the 100,000 gods and Buddhas. Suddenly, there was an unprecedented sorrow in my heart. finally couldn't hide the vicissitudes of life, and in the tide of congratulations, he grew old in an instant.

I know that I have become a Buddha.

Floating and broken, dragging the tiredness of the body, trekking thousands of miles, often encountering dangers and difficulties on the way, passing through the mountains and rivers, lasting 14 years, a total of 9981 difficulties. Finally crossed the sea of suffering, and the work was completed.

(7) Buddha's tears

Back to the Eastern Tang Dynasty, all the hardships and twists and turns have disappeared, and all the joys and sorrows have been settled.

I live alone in the Temple of Mercy and Grace, accompanied by drums and morning bells and green lights. Sitting on the top of the Wild Goose Pagoda Pavilion every night, facing west. Looking at the meteors in the sky, they fell helplessly one by one, so hasty and powerless. Let the cold wind blow through my expressionless Buddha face. The joys, sorrows, loves, hatreds, and hatreds of mortals have long been isolated from Buddhism.

On the seventh day of the seventh month of the seventh month of another year, I stood at the top of the tower, and my lonely figure distorted into a deep melancholy in the dark night. Listening to the monk's robe hunting and singing in the wind, loneliness spreads unscrupulously. In the sky, the old moon is pouring wine alone, and the cowherd and weaver girl are hugging each other and whispering. And I, on the other hand, can only cling to lovesickness in the hundreds of turns and thousands of turns of the world.

I thought, what exactly is a Buddha? The Buddha is to purify sentient beings, to influence the desires, hatred, hatred and anger of mortals, and to save the world from fire and water, and to overcome people's suffering and troubles.

But when I become a Buddha, I will not have love. And if there is no love, why should I become a Buddha? It is said that as long as the Buddha moves all thoughts, he will be beaten back to his original form at the least, and at worst he will be shattered and transformed, and he will never be reborn. However, who can be sure that on the three-life stone, there are really souls who met in previous lives? Furthermore, if there is no love in the world, then why should there be a Buddha in the world?

Thinking about it like this, I'm in a mess. Finally, he couldn't hold back his thoughts, so he turned into the wind and drifted to the distant Xiliang. I just beg to let me see the one I love the most. Just one glance, even if you are broken, you are willing.

In the teleportation room, Qionglou Yuyu has been vividly represented. The deepest part of the pavilion, the small pond, next to the Yaoqin, and the people on the railing, aren't they the Yiren who think about the morning and twilight?

She was thin, and her beautiful face revealed the haggard desire to resign.

When I tried to get closer, my chest ached and my brain cracked. I knew that I was going to face the terrible consequences of being emotional. But I don't regret it. Even if you exhaust your practice, it's worth it. I just want to tell her: I love her. I struggled forward, opening my mouth to shout loudly, but I could no longer make a sound. There is only the sound of the whirring wind, and all the love is broken in the wind.

In the wind, it is the song "Heaven and Earth" that falls into the dust: "...... Now gone? Why come back? Yesterday's all kinds are like water without a trace. Perhaps only the mutual promise of souls is our last consolation. You have to believe that no matter where I am, in my fate, I will always have you to sit on the bed. I only invite you, don't ask the sky angrily, just use two grateful hearts, continue to make wishes, and form a thousand-year relationship. May at that time, you and I will be together to the old ......"

In the water, I saw my own expressionless Buddha face in the reflection, and slipped down the last tear.