Tang Seng: Brother has not lacked calcium since he was a child, and he has not lacked love when he grows up, don't say that his brother is morally corrupt, although he has read countless women, his brother always fails.

Wukong: When I love you, the toad dares to eat swan meat; When I don't love you, flowers stink better than cow.

Eight precepts: Men pretend to be drunk in order to give women a chance; Women become bad because men are fraternal.

Sha Seng: Only Brother is qualified to announce loudly to the world - before the end of the world, Brother is the only virgin!

Tang Seng: "This woman should only be in the sky, and she will have to kiss a few times in the world!" Wukong: "Since it should only be in the sky, then Lao Sun will send her to heaven!" Tang Seng: "If you send her to heaven, the old monk will drink euthanasia and go to heaven to find her!" ”

Tang Seng: I finally understand that in this world, goblins are still better than beauties. The goblins just want to eat my flesh, which is impossible, but the beauty has a crush on my BMW, and it is very likely that I will learn on foot.

Queen, I'm Sanzang, we've come to the country of lions and camels, love you, miss you, kiss you. Don't reply to text messages, the apprentice is here, it's inconvenient.

Daughter King's signature file: The elder's surname is Tang, sweet to sad.

Tang Seng: Donor, the poor monk is from the Tang Dynasty, please stay here for one night...... Ay? Donor? Donor, open the door, donor? Exercise!

Wukong: I never hold grudges, and if I have a grudge, I will take revenge on the spot.

Qingxia: I used to think I was a flower on the cliffside, but later I realized that I was just a grain of dregs in the sea of people

Eight Commandments: I can resist everything except temptation......

Tang Seng: Recently, Bajie's face has been pale, and he wants to come to the excessive lewdness, what is the way to make him restrain himself?

Goku: Why don't you give him my shackle as panties?

Tang Sanzang: I just frowned, but I was in my heart

Bajie: Just out of the Red Mansion, go to the Green Building!

Tang Sanzang: The apprentices listened to the master's impromptu poem:

Two yellow orioles chirped green willows and a red apricot came out of the wall

Flowers bloom inside the wall, incense outside the wall, and apprentices do not go up to the master

Bajie: The master said that you are Ultraman.

Tang Seng: I'm much more handsome than that robot!

Bajie: Please be an outman!