A letter to Goku

party, you said that our master and apprentice have not been reunited for hundreds of years, this year it is not easy to have a party in Tiangong, there is a chance for everyone to get together, old acquaintances to meet, reminiscence, how good! Think of a way to do it again. Bajie called me and said that he had booked a plane ticket, and he could arrive in the afternoon of Chinese New Year's Eve, Wujing was honest, he knew that it was difficult to book tickets, and people had been going back and forth since the first day of the lunar month, and it was estimated that they could also go on the day of Chinese New Year's Eve. Where did you say all your usual cleverness had gone? I've also heard that it's hard to buy a car for the New Year in the Nether, but it's not like you can't buy one, right?

Wukong, it's not for the teacher to say you, now that the times have changed, your brain has to keep up with the changes, you stay in Huaguo Mountain all day long, don't come out to contact the society, Xiaoyao is free, but if you really encounter something, you have to ask someone, right? Now it is a legal society, and it can't be solved by fighting and making trouble in the past, and it has to rely on relationships at critical times. But Bajie also bought a 50% off ticket, relying on relationships. Bajie is better than you in this point, his ability is not as good as you, but people are sociable, sweet-mouthed, able to bend and stretch, and live a moisturized life, of course, I am not saying that you live a nourishing life, you have your world view, outlook on life, values. But in some things, I can help you a little, which is also the responsibility of the teacher.

You send a child to the train station every day to queue up to buy a ticket, but you come back empty-handed every day, and you can't hang yourself from a tree to buy a ticket! Don't make a phone call to the scalpers, buy a high-priced ticket, I know you're not too expensive, you can't swallow the scalper's arrogance. Five hundred years ago, you subdued the Bull Demon King, but five hundred years to the east of the river, five hundred years to the west of the river, the descendants of the old Niu family found the right business opportunity and started the business of scalping. If you want to talk about the relationship with the Bull Demon King back then, they still have to give you a face for a cheap ticket, but if you don't do it, you will report others. Look at you, after reporting for a long time, other people's tickets are sold and the money is earned, but you still don't have a ticket. Don't believe in any reports, you don't want to think about it, it's not a day or two for scalpers to come out to scalp, can it be solved by you reporting it?

Wukong, don't despise the importance of trusting the relationship and going through the back door, I think back then, if I hadn't given my purple gold bowl to Ananda through the back door, would I have been able to get the true scriptures? Okay, I'll just let the Bajie Relationship help you book a ticket to fly over, that's it, this year's party that the master has worked so hard to do, can't just be made yellow by a ticket.

By the way, let me reveal to you that many immortals have prepared programs at the Spring Festival paries this time. I'm going to sing the song "Mice Love Rice", and Sister Guanyin's sister Furong, who has just cultivated in the lotus pond, will dance with me! Okay, without further ado, I still have to rehearse in the afternoon.

Best wishes

Master yours