Eight precepts in office
The Jade Emperor decreed the establishment of a new yamen, and gave the name of the "Academic Research Committee for Learning from the Scriptures" to be composed of four people, and the president of the association enjoyed the treatment of the department. The candidates are Tang Seng, Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk.
Zhu Bajie was overjoyed when he heard the news, and hurriedly got busy, first asking his wife Gao Cuilan to worship the queen mother as her godmother, and sent 3 imported 24k gold necklaces; He also asked the old man to send a box of five grains and two sets of high-end suits to each of the four heavenly kings and other authoritative figures; Quickly copy 3824 fake diplomas of Xitian Correspondence University; He also posted the honorary certificate of "Champion of the Eating Competition" he had won outside the door and showed it off.
This "Academic Research Committee" is under the jurisdiction of King Tota Lee. Li Jing had the highest status among the four heavenly kings, and he convened a meeting of the relevant leaders to study and decide on the chairman of the president. We are required to express our views and recommend candidates in an impartial and meritocratic manner.
Some people promote Tang monks, saying that Tang monks were born into Buddhism, are knowledgeable, and are proficient in Buddhist scriptures; is also from a **** family, and his father once served as the assassin of Jiangzhou; He personally led a delegation to Xitian to learn from the scriptures, which was a complete success...... Unexpectedly, the three Qing and four elders immediately objected, saying that Tang Seng was cowardly, full of anger, neither monkey nor tiger, and lacked **** spirit and leadership courage.
Opinions are sharply opposed, and it is impossible to vote.
Some people recommended Sun Wukong, saying that he had left his post for more than 20 years in Lingtai Fangcun Mountain and Xieyue Sanxing Cave for more than 20 years, and he had great powers, and had served as "Bi Ma Wen" and "Monkey King". But the Five Emperors of the Five Directions immediately stood up and said that they were "hard to disagree", saying that Sun Wukong's history was not innocent, and he had stolen the Queen Mother's peach, and the Jade Emperor must have an opinion about him; Moreover, he has a sharp beak and monkey gills, and he does not have the demeanor of a president.
The two sides are evenly matched, and it is difficult to make a resolution.
Monk Sha was not nominated, so he naturally gave up.
After fighting back and forth, the Four Heavenly Kings finally nominated Zhu Bajie, saying that Bajie was young and beautiful, loyal and honest, hard-working, and decent...... As for the ears are a little bigger, the lips are a little thicker, and the belly is a little straighter, that reflects the manly and **** demeanor; What kind of work is not faithful, greedy for eating and sleeping, and being criticized by name, it is an unjust, false and wrongful case, and it should have been rehabilitated a long time ago; And recently, many people reported that the old pig drank three or five bottles of wine at noon in the drunken fairy building and was not drunk, and he didn't sleep for three or five nights after work, and he didn't work this or that, and he shouted back when he encountered difficulties, and pushed others when he encountered a problem, etc., which were all rumors, jealousy, and slander. Otherwise, how could our beloved Queen Mother personally call to recommend him?
Vote by show of hands. Li Tianwang took the lead in raising his hand, and Bajie was elected with a majority of more than two-thirds of the votes.
The next day, Li Tianwang went to the "Economic Learning Committee" to read out the letter of appointment. The old pig was sitting in a precarious position, with a look of heaven descending from the sky, and his ears did not move. After the appointment, he immediately ordered people to hang the signboard of the "Academic Research Committee for Learning from the Scriptures" outside the door and set off firecrackers.88 In order to prove that he is not only playing with a nail rake, the old pig plucked a lock of thick mane from the back of his neck and performed calligraphy on the spot. I saw that he was lucky, dipped in thick ink, and wrote a couplet crookedly, which was pasted on the door frame. Shanglian: If you say you can do it, you can do it, and you can do it if you can; Downlink: If you say no, you can't do it, and you can't do it; Horizontal batch: If you don't accept it, you can't do it. Later, I heard that the old pig had won a calligraphy award.