Spider Spirit: "Your melancholy eyes, your stubble, your skillful sticks, and your dry martini have captivated me; But anyway, there's a rule - you have to pay last night's overnight fee—"

Monkey King: "Understood! …… I originally thought that with our friendship, we could talk about a little affection, but I didn't expect it to be a deal......"

……

Monkey King: "It's been 500 years, and I still think everyone has forgotten about me!" ”

Rulai: "How so? Even if it's a pair of panties, a piece of toilet paper has its use! ”

……

Rulai: "500 years...... How have you spent all these years? ”

Monkey King: "I make a living by selling pork." ”

Tang Seng: "The poor monk is okay, the poor monk has a part-time job." ”

Rulai: "Oh? ”

Tang Seng: "The poor monk is doing research work in a mental hospital. ”

Rulai: "What kind of research do you do?" ”

Tang Seng: "Being studied." ”

Rulai: "En...... Not bad. ”

……

Monkey King: "After so many winds and waves, it is undeniable that my nerves are a little allergic......"

Zixia Fairy: "Give me back the slippers!" ”

Monkey King: "Oh...... But I'm not in vain. Look at this Moonlight Treasure Box......"

Zixia Fairy: "Isn't this just a box......?"

Monkey King: "Wrong! Isn't it just an ordinary box, with the metal mesh on it? It's actually a razor that allows me to shave anytime and anywhere while I'm on a mission! ”

Purple Fairy: "......"

……

There used to be a sincere one in front of me, but I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it. There is nothing more painful in the world than this. If Heaven could give me a chance to do it again, I would say three words to that girl......