Magnolia: Hello!

Yesterday, a sad day for the whole world, I was finally gone. I want to go on a business trip to the West with two other old bachelors, one named Sun Wukong and the other Tang Seng, and it may take three or five years to come back.

Can you imagine how I felt when I left Gao Laozhuang? I'm a pig's head in three steps. How I hope to stay in Gao Laozhuang and live a **** happy life with you. I plough the fields, you weave, I pick dung, you speculate in stocks. And and Meimei, love and love. As soon as your father's legs are straight, we will work together to give birth to a large herd of piglets. Then make a concerted effort to send them to study, and in the future they will be trained to become millions of pigs, Dr. Pig. What a sense of accomplishment. When we are old enough to have only one front tooth left, we will not regret that we have wasted our time, nor will we be ashamed of doing nothing, we dare to pat the fat and say that all our lives and all our energy have been dedicated to the most magnificent cause of pigs, and we will fight for the succession of pigs.

It's a pity that all these beautiful dreams were pierced by that damn monkey. Not to mention snatching you away, I also burned my hole. I have worked hard for so many years, saving money, only daring to kill about 300 steamed buns for one meal, and finally buying a 21-inch color TV with a Xuehua brand brand, as well as a bulldozer brand electric fan, all of which were donated by the dead monkey to the hardest-hit area - Hades. Although the color TV is often full of snowflakes, and the electric fan often roars like a bulldozer, it is also a pile of sweat. If I hadn't been able to beat the dead monkey, I would have slaughtered him, chopped him into many pieces, and dried it in the sun. I haven't eaten dried monkeys, I'll let you taste it someday.

And that damn monk, go to the West Heaven to get some bird scripture. I suggested that he use door-to-door mail, or door-to-port air freight. He just didn't listen, he had to go to caries and cowardice himself, and he had to call a large group of people to go. In addition, there is aerophobia, trainphobia, and shipphobia...... Except for riding a mule horse with heavy homosexual tendencies, he was afraid of what he saw. There are also such freaks, and the state should quickly pay for captivity and set up a protection fund. Besides, what's the use of taking the scriptures back, it's purely placed in the study as a façade, which makes people can't figure out his identity as a farmer entrepreneur. I know this kind of person all too well. You say not to go, catch up with the superiors, if you come to be an old fool, Guanyin happens to be in menopause, annoyed me, and I am easy to be laid off. There is no way, there are difficulties to go, there are no difficulties, and difficulties are created.

Yulan is really reluctant to you, as the saying goes, a husband and wife for one day, we have been married for two years, although you always hold a sharp pair of scissors, I have never touched you with a finger, and we have not got a bed driver's license issued by the civil affairs department, but we have lived together for two years after all. Thinking of the bits and pieces of our lives together, my heart is like a knife hinge (this is an idiom, Lanlan, I'm afraid you don't understand, so to explain it, it means to hold the heart in your hand and cut it with scissors. I looked up a lot of dictionaries to find it). I know you're feeling bad too, but what can I do. The ancients said: If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and evening (the ancestor speaks a little yellow, please don't blame the lady) Yulan, you must wait for me to come back. And I will definitely organize a homecoming group to come back. Please have confidence in this.

I wish Lanmei the same graceful as the orchid

Brother Pig's Bajie Tear Book

Xuantong thirteen years Gengzi