Tang Seng was arrested again

I'm calm this time, too, I've been caught so many times - I'm used to it.

Name?

Steven Don

Age?

20

Address?

tang@xitian

That's right, it's him, my lord!

Hahaha, you also have today?? (At that time, the king's sword was only 0 away from me.) 01 cm, but after a few minutes, the owner of this knife will be completely frightened by me! )

Boy, let me go!???? You?? What! Talking about the club's dreams! Nong thinks, don't think!

Ay...... Do you know who my apprentice is?

This......

All right! Illiterate, look at yesterday's evening newspaper!! You'll recognize him!

(The little demon brought the evening newspaper)

Oh...... Is it called ......**? Bush? Still is......

Bah!!! Don't look at the international version! Watch the social version! Alright, alright! I'm telling you! My great apprentice's name is Arnoldson!

It turned out to be him???!!

Scared, right??

Torture!! Dude, didn't the director tell you where this is??

No.

Go out and look at the cards at the door!

(When I saw the sign at the gate, I regretted saying that my apprentice's name was 'Arnold.') The sign reads - Hollywood House...... )

(There have been many opportunities to escape in front of me, I didn't cherish them, I know that now is my best chance to escape - I am at the gate of the demon cave, and there is only a little demon by my side.) I decided to cherish it! )

In order to distract the little demon, I asked the little demon: What is your surname?

Oh, don't have your last name - Iverson......! #・%-*…… ¥! ……*――*-……%¥#¥#・! u*

(I know, I can't escape...... I can't outrun him. )

Returned to the king

My lord, I know I'm dead. Before I died, I had a small request.

Well, want to be steamed? Or is it braised in a braised position?

Is there karaoke?

Want to sing only-you?

No, that song is too old, sing a new one.

All right.

(With the microphone in hand, I sang the last song)

The Buddha will bless me, Wukong he will always come, I have everything in my dreams! But the reality is often the opposite...... There are a lot of monsters who want to eat me, and you're just one of them, and there are many more in front of you, so ask them if you can be considered a club like you? I know too well in my heart, in fact, my apprentice doesn't love me, I wonder how there are so many monsters on the earth! If you come, help me! When you are old, you haven't read a single scripture, illiteracy is pitiful, if you haven't read it, life is black and white! If you come, help me! I'm always being caught, and there's nothing new at all, and I'm about to die as a monk, where is the monkey??? ……