Bang Bang Bang (the sound of running water)

Tang Seng: What's the voice ahead?

Wukong: It's flowing water, the sound of flowing water!

Audience: Wow! I think I've seen this beginning?

Director: Yes, which episode of the quicksand river, comrades who don't remember can go to the essence area to find it.

Audience: Isn't this deceiving the audience? Refund and refund!

Director: Damn! It's not watching a movie, quit your head? The funds are not enough, so it's just one less shot!

Wukong: Are you finished? We're performing!

Director: o your k, go your on!

Bajie: Master, there must be a big river ahead, and God is going to block our way, so we have to break up!

Tang Seng: Scattered? All right? However, according to the map, after crossing the river, it is the Xiliang Women's Country......

Sand Monk: Oh, page!

Goku: Huh? Senior Brother Sha, how can you ......

Sha Seng: Wrong, it should be the second senior brother, I accidentally typed and typed serial just now.

Bajie: Oh, page!

Goku: Neurotic!

Tang Seng: How do you see this big river getting by?

Sha Seng: Look, there's a boat over there!

Wukong: yes! There's another boatman on it, it seems to be a woman? Depend on! It's too far away to see clearly!

Bajie: I can't see it clearly, but her right eyebrow seems to be a little higher.

Raven: Quack! Wail! Wail!

(In the blink of an eye, the ferry has been swinged)

Boatman: How many masters are going to cross the river?

Tang Seng: Amitabha, the female donor really knows how to talk nonsense.

Boatman: You curse? ……

Wukong: Master, I know you've been suppressed for a long time, but you should also restrain yourself, now we're begging someone!

Boatman: ...... I haven't seen a monk like you yet. There is personality and I like it!

Sha Seng: Is this okay?

Boatman: Come up and ...... Haven't asked you for your Dharma name yet?

Tang Seng: I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East, went to Tianzhu in the West, and passed by the monks of the Guibao Land, Tang ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ monks!

Boatman: Oh, yes, CEO! It's an honor to meet you, and these people's legal names are ......

Tang Seng: I never like to steal the camera, let's let them introduce themselves, Sun Wukong, tell people what your name is Sun Wukong!

Wukong: I ......

Tang Seng: When I see a beautiful aunt, I can't speak, I don't have any interest! Or you Zhu Bajie can come first!

Bajie: But ......

Tang Seng: What else is there? Sha Wujing, you don't know what to say, right?

Sha Seng: Didn't you already say it all?

Tang Seng: What do you mean? Could it be that I robbed you of your show? You should know that I am a very low-key person, you should see it? Right? Sister of the boat family?

Boatman: Hmm......

Tang Seng: Well, you're big? Yesterday, when you and I were filming a movie, it was endless, and today is Journey to the West, huh?

Frog: Quack! Wail! Wail!

Tang Seng: Wukong, I'm so thirsty, can you find me some water to drink?

Wukong: Damn! Having said so much nonsense, of course I'm thirsty! If you say two more words, I'll kill you alive!

Director: Please pay attention to the fact that what Wukong said just now is to read one, not four. Thank you

Sha Seng: Senior brother, give you a bowl!

Wukong: Senior Brother Sha, there is water everywhere here, and you have a bowl again, wouldn't it be better to fetch water by yourself? Why are you still calling me?

Sha Seng: The master told you that he was thirsty?

Wukong: I didn't expect you to be so obedient?

Sha Seng: Everything is most afraid of obedience, and we monks are the most obedient.

Boatman: Why don't you hurry up? The master is dying of thirst!

Wukong: Huh? Master!

Tang Seng: It's okay, I just lay on the boat gang, my butt was facing the sky, I stretched my neck, pursed my mouth, stuck out my tongue, burrowed my head into the river, and drank it myself.

Sand Monk: Wow! Do you make such a dirty pose?

Tang Seng: Wow, you old wood? Scholars are third-rate stars in Hong Kong and Taiwan? I learned it from your second brother!

Boatman: Huh? How did the river get shallower?

Goku: Nerd! Stop drinking! The water level has dropped! If you drink it again, you have to cross the river!

Bajie: Don't let me drink enough water? It's unreasonable! I already knew that I was not a monk!

Sand Monk: Look! The city gate is ahead!

Bajie: Oh, page! I can finally see a lot of mm!

Tang Seng: What are you shouting? Our image has been ruined by you~~~~~~~~~~~ ruin! Boatman! Please, can you drive faster? We're in a hurry!

Panda: Quack! Wail! Wail!

(The four masters and apprentices entered the city)

Pedestrian A: Look! Race!

Pedestrian B: Yes! I love that monkey-faced one!

Pedestrian C: It's not honest at first glance, I still like that white and quiet, I must know that it hurts!

Pedestrian A: Look at your sassy appearance! One look at the fat-headed and big-eared one, you know that he is the most capable!

Pedestrian Ding: That bearded man has a loyal face, isn't that good?

Pedestrian E: Damn! Until I'm all gone? Anyway, it's still the whitest!

Pedestrian C: That's the one I'm talking about?

Pedestrian E: No, it's the one he's riding!

Pedestrians: Perverted!

Cat: Quack! Wail! Wail!

(inside the Imperial Palace)

Queen: Ah! ~~~~~~~~~~~ is ~~~~~ ~~~~~ man ~~~~~!

National Teacher: Please, you are also the king of a country, and you shout when you see a man, it's not nonsense, right?

Queen: You want to take care of it?

National Teacher: I mean, you like to like, don't drool for so long?

Queen: Damn, if you don't say it earlier, the victim's family is disgraced in front of Tang Dynasty Gege...... I rub!

National Teacher: If you wipe your mouth, you can wipe your mouth, what else?

Queen: If you have anything to say, just say it all at once, don't squeeze it out little by little like poop!

National Teacher: I think you should change your posture and squat on the ground to meet guests, isn't it?

Queen: Then you would have made me stand up sooner?

State Affairs: People are here!

Tang Seng: Your Majesty, why are you squatting on the ground?

Queen: I ...... My bladder is sweaty!

Wukong: Damn! Boo shhhh

Tang Seng: Don't be unreasonable! You monkey, for the first time in your life, you saw a female benefactor, what kind of mess are you making?

Bajie: It turns out that the master is also good at this tune?

Sha Seng: Master, get up quickly, don't climb on the ground to watch?

National Teacher: It turns out that these two people are really a good match!

Wukong: How big are you? We are passing monks, not dealing with the government!

National Teacher: I can't help you!

Queen: The National Teacher is right! Someone! Send all the monks down to rest!

Zebra: Quack! Wail! Wail!

(Lounge)

Wukong: Master, in the main hall today, I see that your eyes are so lewd?

Tang Seng: Lewd?

Sand Sage: It's over! The master's rage has reached its limit.

Tang Seng: You say I'm lewd?

Bajie: Senior brother! Watch out for nirvana!

Tang Seng: Lewd! That's a very apt word! Why? Why?? Why???

Wukong: Because the price of telecom is going to rise!

Bajie: Because students are on summer vacation!

Sha Seng: Because Qingxia is going to get married!

Tang Seng: It's all wrong! Because today I have a period! Hahaha! ~~~~~~~

Apprentice: It turns out that the master is crazy!

Voiceover: Ladies and gentlemen, this is called falling in love!

Director: Quack! Wail! Wail!

(Evening)

Tang Seng: Oops!

Bajie: Oops!

Wukong: What are you two talking about?

Sha Seng: Yes, it is easy to arouse my lust for no reason!

Tang Seng: No! It hurts! Yes! It hurts!

Bajie: It's like a knife cut! Yes! Like a knife cut!

Tang Seng: It's like a needle prick! Yes! Like pinpricks!

Wukong: It's good to have a stomachache and go to skimm, what kind of poems do you do?

Bajie: That's right! I'll go!

…… An hour passed......

Bajie: Brother Monkey! Oh no!

Wukong: What's wrong again?

Bajie: Look!

Wukong: Huh? Piglets? Where did it come from?

Eight Commandments: Yes...... It's me...... When skimming...... Accidentally born ......

Wukong: Huh? Who did it?

Bajie: I've only had a ...... with the White Dragon Horse

Sand Monk: Won't you? It turned out to be a dragon pig?

Tang Seng: What "Dragon Ball", but also "Dr. IQ"! Please, will you care about me?

Bajie: It hurts again, go and skim again!

Goku: Won't you? Skimming again?

Sha Seng: Pigs are multiple-born animals.

Tang Seng: Engage in academics? Then you just study why we ......

Goku: I'm going to find the king right now!

Folding stool: Quack! Wail! Wail!

Queen: I'm coming!

Tang Seng: So fast?

Queen: It's too long for some people to like to read, so it's a little faster. Tell me, what's wrong with you?

Tang Seng: I used to have back pain and leg cramps, and I thought it was rheumatism and cold. Now I know that it is a pregnancy reaction and I have to give birth.

Queen: Having a baby? Depend on! You won't drink the water outside the city, will you?

Tang Seng: Have you drunk it? We thought it was free!

Queen: We don't have any men here, so we'll have to figure it out if we want to pass it on to the next generation.

Tang Seng: Damn! I'm in a lot of pain here, can you say something substantial?

Queen: Exactly? Just take a sip of the water from the Zimu River and you will get pregnant!

Goku: Won't you? It's so dangerous, and you don't put up a sign?

Queen: What are the dangers of a woman getting pregnant? Who knew you men wanted to drink too?

Sha Seng: So what should I do?

Queen: Isn't it okay to be born?

Wukong: We're asking you how to get a tire!

Queen: Abortion? No! It's too strenuous, we have a home remedy here, but no primer.

Wukong: Tell me, I'll figure it out!

Queen: It's just to drink boys' urine!

Tang Seng: Ha~~~~~ Ha~~~~~ Ha~~~~~ don't you know that we are all monks? It's hard to say? Give me a soak of urine!

Wukong: It's not that I don't help you, when I was in Huaguo Mountain, I was also the lord of a mountain, and I was already with a lot of little female monkeys......

Tang Seng: No, right? Bajie, you come!

Bajie: Me? Don't you remember why I was relegated to the mortal world?

Tang Seng: Damn! Sha Monk, what about you?

Sha Seng: I was also a general in the Heavenly Palace back then, but in fact, my life was very corrupt......

Tang Seng: No, right? Am I going to have a baby?

Wukong: Master, what about yourself?

Tang Seng: Eh! I knew that there was today, and I would have let go of the rhubarb in Chang'an Temple......

(Everyone vomits)

Tang Seng: I didn't expect that my reputation ~~~~~~~ the world would ~~~~~~~~~be ruined in one fell swoop!

White Dragon: Master, if you don't dislike it...... I'm still a virgin!

Tang Seng: Drink horse urine? God? Is this your punishment for me?

Rhubarb: Quack! Wail! Wail!