10 possibilities for Zhu Bajie to be demoted!
1. Normal Edition:
Bajie has always coveted Chang'e's beauty, but because he is so ugly, he has never dared to recommend himself to the beauty. On this day, Bajie was drunk, and with the help of wine gall, he made a lot of light to Chang'e. Chang'e cried and went to the Jade Emperor to complain, and the Jade Emperor was furious and demoted Bajie to the mortal world.
2. Love Triangle Edition:
Chang'e was originally the concubine of the Jade Emperor, but she hooked up with Bajie. The two of them secretly talked to me and me, so unhappy. But after all, Heavenly Court is the territory of the Jade Emperor, and the rumors are revealed, and the Jade Emperor beats the Eight Rings to Heavenly Court.
3. Gay Edition:
After Bajie and Chang'e hooked up, they were happy every day, so much so that they got carried away. He really wanted to show off, so he went to the Jade Emperor to brag about how charming Chang'e was and how good he was. As everyone knows, the Jade Emperor is actually a gay brother, and he has been fond of Bajie for a long time. At the moment, the Jade Emperor saw Bajie spitting and drooling, he was really angry and ashamed, and because of love and hatred, he reduced Bajie to mortal dust.
4. Deliberate Rebellion Version:
Bajie had nothing to do in the heavenly court, wandering around every day, and later got acquainted with Bima Wensun Monkey. Both of them felt depressed, and after a long time, they became rebellious. When he was preparing, an informant had already reported to the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor was furious. However, he also knew that if he took Sun Monkey to open the knife, the Heavenly Palace would inevitably turn him upside down, and if he got rid of his military advisor Zhu Bajie, he would not be able to become a martial artist. The Eight Precepts were thus degraded.
5. Malfeasance Version:
The various industries in the heavenly court were in a depression, and the economic growth rate was declining year by year. Bajie Mao then recommended himself and became the director of the Economic Revitalization Committee, promising to extricate all large and medium-sized enterprises in Tianting from difficulties within three years. But three years later, not only did there not improve in the slightest, but a large number of bankruptcies and closed down. The Jade Emperor jumped like thunder and demoted Bajie to the mortal world.
Version 6.**:
Bajie served as the Minister of Land and Resources of the Heavenly Court, but he was arrogant and lascivious and derelict in his duties. He wantonly accepted bribes from Li Jing's father and son, and Yang Jian, the god of Erlang, and connived at them to rob mountains and forests, build construction projects on a large scale, and cause heavy losses of state-owned assets. After the incident, the Jade Emperor sentenced Erlang God, Li Jing and his son to life imprisonment, degraded to the eight precepts, and could not be turned into a normal person forever.
7. Financially Tight Edition:
There are many people eating, drinking, and merrymaking in the heavenly court, but there are few people who really work. Year after year, the treasury gradually emptied. The Jade Emperor was anxious and thought about countermeasures day and night. In the end, the target was set on Bajie, this guy is lazy and abnormal, but he is extremely able to eat, and consumes a lot of GDP. Get him out of Heaven and solve his urgent need for the time being. So Bajie was demoted.
8. Foreign Trade Mistake Version:
Bajie is the Minister of Foreign Trade and Economic Cooperation of the Heavenly Court, and he has signed an agreement with Mr. Jesus of Western Heaven to introduce their advanced automated steamed bread production line. After the deposit of 3 million was paid, Jesus turned his face and denied it. Bajie was angry and slapped Jesus on the left cheek, but Jesus smiled and handed the right cheek to him. Bajie was shocked, and he couldn't bear him, so he had to return to China in disgrace. The Jade Emperor was so angry that he slapped Bajie down to heaven.
9. Website Version:
Bajie went to the mortal world several times to inspect and saw that the IT industry was in full swing. With his incorruptible tongue, Bajie instigated the Jade Emperor to allocate 2 million funds and establish a colorful Tiangong network. At the beginning, the number of visits was good, and the advertising revenue was quite large, but due to the neglect of updates and the frost on the Internet, it gradually became unpopular. At the end of the year, the loss was 3 million. The Jade Emperor didn't say a word, he was immediately dismissed and investigated, and finally demoted him to mortal things.
10. Most Incredible Edition:
When Bajie went to the mortal world to investigate, he became obsessed with the Internet and went to various BBS to irrigate. But in the heavenly court, it is a local area network, and it is not possible to connect to NTE. Bajie then purchased a 300,000-kilometer-long network cable, pulled it from the mortal world to Heaven, and connected it to his Ben 4. Since then, I have been pouring water and chatting every day and night, and I am very happy. At the end of the month, the Tianting network fee skyrocketed by 100 times. The Jade Emperor was so angry that he hired a computer master to find out the IP address of Bajie. Just as Bajie concocted the post "10 Joys of Immortal Life", he was arrested on the spot, and the Jade Emperor ordered someone to tear off the network cable, tie Bajie tightly, and leave him in the mortal world.