The nth professional title evaluation work of the heavenly realm has been fully started, and the professional title evaluation committee composed of the Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and representatives from all walks of life in the heavenly realm has received the application for the title of the Monkey King, who defeated the Buddha. This matter was spread through the clairvoyance and the ears of the wind, and it quickly boiled over the entire heavenly realm, and everyone talked about it

Monkey King's job title application

re: The Jade Emperor's reply

RE: Six-eared mud monkey advice

re: Tai Bai Xing replied with emotion

The Jade Emperor replied

Comrade Wukong:

The organization basically recognizes your recent work performance and work attitude, as well as your business level. However, because the professional title evaluation committee is composed of Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, and representatives from all walks of life. The number of places in this professional title evaluation is limited, and it needs to go through strict assessment, and can only be passed after organizational research and discussion. Of course, this will take a certain amount of time, and I hope that during this period of time, you will continue to maintain your previous enthusiasm for work, guard against arrogance and rashness, conscientiously study the spirit of the "Jade Emperor's Opinions on Several Issues Concerning the Reform of the Personnel System" and "The Jade Emperor's Speech at the Position and Title Evaluation Conference", and humbly ask Comrade Six-eared Mud Monkey for advice, investigate and solve the problems that have occurred in the past, and obey the leadership of Comrade Zhu Bajie. Your application will be carefully considered by the evaluation committee!

Six-eared mud monkey admonishes

Hello grandson!

I heard that you applied for promotion again this time? You always don't listen to me, you really can't do anything about it. If you go on like this, there will be no good results, if you want to advance, buddy will give you another idea in the end, don't look for me in the future if you don't listen to me. You have to think about why you keep failing. What's the use of just making a fuss?

Look at me, self-made, now I am at the same level as your master, I was a doctoral supervisor 200 years ago, and I became an academician a few days ago. You know why? Your sense of dependence is too strong, and there are too many ingredients to take for granted.

You are different from your two junior brothers, they are gilded down, and they will definitely be promoted when you go back, don't be unconvinced. For example, Bajie, in fact, you don't need to find anyone to advance, he can handle this little thing. But you don't take people seriously.

Bajie people are actually good, and when the school Zhang is a bit condescending, people are serious about learning and management, and there is a foundation of Marshal Tianpeng, and you fiddled with a few monkeys back then, if it weren't for the style of someone to catch the tail, maybe what to do now. Don't think that your business ability is very strong, so you look down on others, they are also real skills. If you want to be promoted, you have to put down the intellectual shelf.

Besides, you can't give gifts, and those few broken peaches are not scolding. You robbed so many treasures when you were in the Heavenly Palace, who doesn't know, if you want to be promoted, you have to move the real thing, have some blood, and you can't give birth to cubs at home, why keep them? If you really can't do it, find a blacksmith, your broken iron rod will destroy a rake, Ming'er will send it to the old pig, and he will definitely accept it. Gift-giving is also a science, you have to see what people like? Is it good money, or is it lustful. You'll have to use your brain. Your gang of underworld friends have to use it when they should use it, they also want to use you, don't be serious and ignore others, they have said it several times in me, I want to find you to get together and catch up with the old days, but you just don't come. People are all from the background, and they don't want to rely on you for anything, and I'm embarrassed to see what scares you. Let these buddies help you find a few demon ladies, rent a room in Shangri-La, and give the key to Bajie, won't it be solved? Very simple things will complicate you, if he is too dark, you will find two people to go to Gao Laozhuang and light two fires to scare him. Guarantee that tomorrow he will find you and take the initiative to ask for a promotion for you, even if there is only one place.

I'm thinking about you here, our brothers are from similar backgrounds and have similar abilities, so they are definitely golden partners. When you are promoted, we will also form a monkey gang, and it is convenient to do anything, and my strength alone is too small to flutter. Your advantage is quite big, and I think those old guys will give you face.

Don't look for the Jade Emperor for everything, if you come, the county officials might as well be in charge. They still have to find a group of people to investigate, and the organization department and the jury haven't eaten you, can they say good things for you? Think about it!

I wish you success!

Brother: Six-eared mud monkey

Celestial calendar x year x month x day at the Royal Academy of Social Sciences of the Heavenly Palace

Tai Bai Xing replied with emotion

Hey, it's really exciting to see your current achievements and pursuits. I remember that I recommended you to heaven from Huaguo Mountain, and that was more than 600 years ago. Time is like electricity. My beard grew two feet longer.

I think that when you came to heaven, you only mixed up as a gardener, not that you were not smart, but mainly because you didn't care. For example, when you go to court, you always have messy hair, which makes people look unpleasant. You must know that before we go to the court of the official, we have to go to the toilet first and arrange our hair in front of the mirror. The wind is strong in the sky, and your hair will be blown out of order, you used to work in Huaguo Mountain, if you make your hair shiny all day long, other monkeys will definitely say that you are out of the masses. When you come to this heaven, your hair must be meticulous in the heavenly realm, otherwise people will say that you are not cultivated. When you first came in, you didn't know the depths, you didn't know the depths, you didn't know the truth, and you once joked that your hair was always messy, and it was annoying to death, which was really full of troubles! Somehow, this word reached the ears of the secretary general, King Tota, and told others: What is he troubled about? Organizationally, I'm sorry for him or what? When Secretary General To's words came to me, I was really taken aback. I know that someone must have seized on this to make a fuss and sued Secretary-General To, so that Secretary-General Toto has an opinion on you. You are so unmotivated, so that my recommender is also shameless. You know that sometimes the biggest law is not the constitution, but the opinion. Your boss has an opinion of you, and you're done. If you have the ability, you can change places immediately, don't wait for someone to fix you. Otherwise, you'll have to die and be flayed. Originally, the queen mother's peach would have you a peach to eat, and it was all your hair that caused the trouble! How many things are eliminated!

Looking back on the past, it really makes me feel a lot of emotion! Seeing that you are asking for progress so much, I am happy for you from the bottom of my heart, old man! A new generation has grown up again, and there is great hope for our heavenly realm!