The true and false Monkey King of Journey to the West

It is said that Sun Wukong met Sun Wukong; Both claim to be true; Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Seng can't be distinguished; I had to invite Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Guanyin asked Tang Seng: Have you ever recited the mantra? Tang Seng replied: The mantra is not easy to remember, I have forgotten it a long time ago, besides, my heart is too soft to speak. Bajie interjected: My master has already recorded the mantra into the tape, but unfortunately, the player is broken. Sha Seng also said: I have a Walkman here, but the three boxes of batteries I brought have run out. Bajie shouted: It's not because you listen to that '**' all day long. Sha Seng also shouted: I am learning foreign languages, unlike you who steal my machine to listen to 'it rains in Taipei in winter' and 'how many sisters are there'. Don't make a noise, Guanyin interrupted their arguing.

The equipment you're using is too retarded; I don't remember the mantra very well; But I have a treasure that I don't use tapes or batteries. Kannon said as she took out an object from behind her.

Wow! The two Monkey Kings and Tang Seng screamed in surprise and all fainted.

I saw that Guanyin took out a parrot.

I've trained it backwards like a stream of Guanyin Dao. …… This parrot is always out of tune, and it seems that I can't tell which of you is the real Sun Wukong Guanyin continued: However, I heard that there is a lie detector in the Jade Emperor, and one of you must have told a lie, go to the Jade Emperor and try it. Guanyin Tang Seng and his entourage came to Lingxiao Heavenly Palace; Tang Seng saluted the Jade Emperor and said:

Jade Emperor, you have been committed to fighting fakes, won our admiration, admiration for you is like a surging river, I would like to represent... Don't pat my ass, just say anything The Jade Emperor interrupted Tang Seng's eulogy.

My apprentice Sun Wukong has also recently become the target of fraud, I heard that you have a lie detector here, so I came to ask for help. King Tota, you go to bring the lie detector up, only to see King Tota bring up a few things, a few small soldiers wiring on the side, and finally assembled. This is called the electronic display, this is called the host, and his processor is the third generation of Pentium...... The Jade Emperor explained on the side, and said that Tang Seng and his party were stunned.

One of them Wukong said: Jade Emperor Lao'er, how do I know if your thing works, let's find someone else to try it first! I'll make a sample first, Guanyin volunteered.

I began to ask the Jade Emperor: How old are you this year? When Guanyin heard this, his face immediately turned dark, and he was not angry, and he was not angry. With a snort, he turned around and flew away. The Jade Emperor was very puzzled:

Guanyin, what's wrong? You really don't understand?! Tang Seng asked.

What's going on, you say? The Jade Emperor asked.

Tang Seng explained: A woman's age and a man's salary can't be asked casually! Oh! Everyone admired Tang Seng's insight.

Now start the true and false Monkey King appraisal will read out the jade decree: You are Sun No. 1, you are Sun No. 2 fingers two Sun Wukong Dao.

The first question, listen up, how old is Monkey King this year? Sun No. 2 preemptively said: 518-year-old Sun No. 1 then spoke: No, since Nuwa mends the sky, there has been me, I am the god of the heaven Everyone pointed to Sun No. 2 and said that this Sun No. 2 will not be true The second question, listen, how many monkeys are there in Huaguo Mountain? Sun No. 1 replied: 177 Haha, you are wrong Sun No. 2 pointed at Sun No. 1 and laughed: Aren't you a monkey yourself? It should be 178 people who are discussing: It seems that this Sun No. 1 is fake, and the last question is to rush to answer the question, what is the relationship between Sun Wukong and the singer Sun Yue? After the words ended, the audience fainted.

The Jade Emperor's face was full of helplessness, my lie detector was attacked by the millennium worm, and I couldn't use it, so I really couldn't help it. If the Lord Buddha has great powers, you should go to his place and have a look......

Tang Seng and his entourage came to the palace of Rulai, but Rulai was not there.

Maitreya Buddha came out to greet him and said: In order to understand the suffering of the people in the past few days, the Buddha has gone to the NetEase chat room under the pseudonym Rumeng to chat with Tang Seng and his party to the NetEase chat room; I saw that Rumeng was presiding over the meeting, and Tang Seng explained the reason for the matter.

Rumengdao: Let's change the theme today: the real and false Monkey King; Everyone brainstormed and came up with a great idea. Xueyou said: The two of you compete to sing love songs, who sings well, who is the truth, before the words are finished, Sun No. 1 grabbed Xueyou and threw it into the water tank; Xueyou crawled out wet, and the roots of his teeth were fighting; Rufeng ridiculed on the side: Xueyou, you are as cold as the wind and also said your opinion: In the competition to catch insects, whoever catches more is the real Sun No. 2 who beat the prototype frog back with a stick.

Tang Seng said to Ling Er: Sister Chang'e, you are smart and clever, you have to give me a good idea Sun Dasheng is agile, the game is typing, whoever plays fast is the real Sun Dasheng Ling'er Dao.

When the two Monkey Kings heard this, they foamed at the mouth and fainted!

I'm a disciple, it's okay to fight, I can't type, I don't know a word, alas... Rumeng helplessly announced: I have no choice, you look at it, I saw that the two Monkey Kings have frequently helped each other together, and they are not equal. Stop, I have an idea, the ghost stood up and said loudly.

I think the two of you are on par with each other, and since one of them is fake, that fake one must be a doping ghost.

Everyone applauded: this is a high opinion! The two Sun Dasheng stopped fighting, and they are still clever ghosts, so where can they check for doping? Tang Seng asked.

I'll write you a letter of introduction, and you can just get it to the IOC Doping Testing Center......

Tang Seng and his entourage came to the IOC Doping Testing Center non-stop.

Did Shamaranch personally come out to welcome Elder Tang to come to us to learn the scriptures? Hey, these years are all materialistic, one of my two big apprentices is a fake, using doping to improve combat effectiveness, annoying Savon to help me check Shamaranch led Sun No. 1 and Sun No. 2 into the laboratory, and the others waited outside.

Time passed minute by minute, and it was not easy to wait for Shamaranch to come out.

Tang Seng and the others surrounded Shamaranch and asked endlessly, did the result come out? Which took the stimulant? Will there be any sequelae? Shamaranch said: The results came out, and I was very puzzled, and I couldn't figure it out, both of them took a thing. What is it? Everyone asked in unison. Mrs. Oral Liquid saw Tang Seng and the others, and they all lay straight on the ground.

Shamaranch comforted Tang Seng and said: Elder Tang don't panic, I have a way Tang Seng said happily: Say it quickly, quickly say that the recent popular DNA identification is this thing reliable? Master, why did you forget, that Clinton was the one who was done by this trick and interjected.

I introduced you to Starr, he has advanced equipment and first-class technology, Shakespeare is really old-fashioned, I thank Tang Seng in advance here with a wave of his right hand! Tang Seng and his entourage came to Starr's residence, greeted for a while, Tang Seng explained his intentions, Starr readily agreed that there was no problem, wrapped in me a few days later, I saw that Starr was busy, and the staff moved the analysis report box by box, Tang Seng did not know tadpole text, and the level of Sha Seng did not pass the fourth level, so he was confused.

Finally when Starr came, Tang Seng hurriedly asked: What is the result? The result is...... Starr wanted to stop.

What is it? Tang Seng was anxious.

Both are true! How can it be? Tang Seng was puzzled.

Identification proved that one of them was cloned, and the size of the body structure was exactly the same as that of the cells. Tang Seng hadn't figured it out yet, and Sun No. 1 and Sun No. 2 had already shouted here.

In the future, you go to work on the first, third, fifth, and seventh days, and I go to work on the second, fourth, and sixth days.

Why do you want to have one less day than me, you should not let Sun No. 2 be half divided.

Over there, Bajie and Sha Seng are surrounding Starr, can you clone me too, but Starr can't resist the two of them.