It is said that on this day, the four Tang monks and apprentices came to the foot of a big mountain.

Tang Seng: Apprentice, what is this place? It's so ~~~~~ beautiful!

Wukong: Master, it's been several years since you left Dongtu Datang, why are you still like this? It's just a stone mountain, what's there to see? said that you are a turtle, and I am afraid that Sister Guanyin will scold me, I can find any stone on this mountain and have more knowledge than you! How do you cover everyone like you? We can also use a little spell, even the horse you rode kicked you over in one fell swoop, in addition to you endlessly making trouble for us, please learn a little other skill!

Tang Seng: Damn! I'm just casually relieved, you're just such a mother-in-law, crooked, Rory, do you still want to mix?

Sha Seng: Okay, okay, everyone came out to work for Guanyin, why bother?

Tang Seng: When will it be your turn to interject when I talk to your senior brother? In order to solve this problem for you, I have already put your senior brother's golden hoop on your head, and you are coming again?

Sand Seng: OK! I'll shut up first!

Tang Seng: Bajie, it's time for you to talk about you as a teacher. Although you have lost weight recently, and although Sha Seng does not like to argue with others, it is for the sake of carrying luggage on his shoulders...... Don't do that.

Bajie: I'm also doing this for everyone's good! My old pig is easy to get hungry as soon as he walks, so it is inevitable that everyone will go to fasting, and it will inevitably delay the time to learn the scriptures.

Tang Seng: That's my fault for you, so you can continue to ride on your junior brother's neck.

Sand Monk: #¥@$^

Tang Seng: Wukong, let him say this, I'm really a little hungry, so I'll bother you to take a trip!

Wukong: It's me again? It's your turn, right?

Tang Seng: Theoretically, I should go to fasting, but people have been going to fasting for the past two days...... Not very convenient......

(Mass fainting)

Wukong: Okay, I'll go!

Bajie: Wait a minute, what if someone or a demon comes in a while, and comes to rob the sex?

Sha Seng: Please, look at our bald heads, bearded beards, what kind of shemales dare to rob us?

Bajie: Perverted!

Sand Monk: Huh? Do you see that too? That's right, my beard is pasted, I think as a man......

Eight Commandments: Stop! I mean, perverts are going to rob us!

Tang Seng: Yes! Wukong, in this wilderness, there will inevitably be something coming out, you see......

Wukong: What a problem! Knowing this, I would have gone and learned the scriptures myself. Luckily, I've been prepared, look!

(Everyone): Ah! It's the power grid!

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Sha Seng: Senior brother, I know, I have a battery!

Wukong: Good! ~~~~~ Lao Sun, let's go!

Tang Seng: Wait a minute! Wukong, you bring the water tank on the back of the sand monk, this time you have more fasting food, the teacher is a little hungry!

Wukong: ...... Understand!

(At the same time, in the cave of this mountain, the white bone spirit family of three is watching TV)

Papa White: TV shows are really boring, and there's nothing to watch all day long. I haven't seen him put anything else in it since I bought it!

Bai Son: I told you a long time ago that you should install an antenna, but it was originally in the mountains, and there was no signal, of course, only snowflakes watched.

Mother Bai: In my opinion, it will be more useful at night, as long as the sound is turned off, we can use it as a table lamp!

White Son: Shhh......hhh It seems that there is a voice!

Mama Bai: It must be that your father didn't turn off the faucet when he washed his hands after pooping.

White Papa: Damn! I haven't eaten people in more than three months, where does the poop come from? To be honest, I want to eat if I have poop now!

White Son: Two idiots, have you read the newspaper? "Journey to the West Daily" said that Tang Seng is coming! Eating his meat can not only prolong life and immortality, but also relieve cough and phlegm, clear the throat and moisten the throat, the opportunity arranged by God, we have no reason to miss it!

Papa White: Golden Throat Treasure? Get out and check it out first!

Bai Son: But I heard that Tang Seng has an underworld community organization, led by Sun Wukong, who was the Monkey King who made trouble in Fenglai Tower five hundred years ago!

White Mother: Monkey King? Is it the one in the Xingchi virtual community? I know.

Bai Son: That's fake, be careful if I insert ~~~~~~~~~ blow your eyes out again! Huh! There's really no way, you boil the water first, I'll take a look first!

Papa White: Be careful! Son!

(The white son came to the place where Tang Seng rested...... ）

Bai Son: Hello masters!

Tang Seng: Hello children, what are you doing alone?

Bai Son: I'm going home, not far from my house, my parents have prepared a meal and wait for me to come home for dinner!

Bajie: What? Got a meal? Master, the senior brother hasn't come back for a long time, so let's just go home with the little guy.

Tang Seng: You are too rude, no one wants us to go, how can you be embarrassed to speak as a teacher? You are an old pig begging for food from other children, you are not ashamed!

Bai Son: It's okay, my family also believes in Buddhism, and my parents will definitely be happy for everyone to go together.

Tang Seng: Oh? Is there anyone else in your house?

White Son: There are only three of us in my family.

Tang Seng: It's really a husband and wife and a baby, that is, the country and the family! Sha Seng, you put the power grid away, we won't wait for Wukong.

(At this time, Goku happened to be back)

Wukong: Phew! Eat my grandson!

Tang Seng: Stop! I won't say anything about you if you hit a child, but you should also aim more accurately, right? You almost hit me!

Wukong: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I re-struck. Tyre! Eat my grandson!

White Son: Ah! (Killed on the spot) (Thought: Damn!) It's so unlucky, say that children are the masters of the future, why did I die first! ）

Bajie: It's amazing! Big brother has killed someone!

Sha Seng: Hmph! Wonder is the daughter of ignorance!

Tang Seng: Bajie, your senior brother has killed so many creatures along the way, you are a head! But Wukong, you are wrong this time, I just asked this child, he has a family of three, he is an only child, not an unplanned birth, you shouldn't kill him.

Wukong: Master, where did you come from this 100-mile radius?

Tang Seng: Maybe it's camping?

Wukong: Reveal your mother!

Tang Seng: You dare to scold me!

Wukong: If it weren't for Guanyin's sake, I would have beaten you!

Tang Seng: ◎※▲△@&#■☆§〓◆◇...... (Spell of Tightening)

Sha Seng: Master Mo Nian!

Tang Seng: Sorry! I forgot the golden hoop on your head.

Goku: Look what else you have!

Tang Seng: Okay, I took you. Let's eat first!

Wukong: It's good to be like this early!

(The two pots of water in the cave have been boiled dry, and the white son has not yet returned)

Papa Bai: Wife, why hasn't my son come back yet?

Mother Bai: Yes, you must be playing with the little girl of the Beishan fox spirit family, you should discipline your son well, the college entrance examination will be next year, be careful of early love!

Papa Bai: You're nervous! Have you ever seen a pile of bones married to a fox? Science fiction, huh? Wesley? You save it.

White Mother: You know! No, I'll have to find him!

Papa White: Hmph! Woman!

White Mom: Wrong! It should be called a female ghost!

(Mother White is here...... ）

Mother Bai: Ladies and gentlemen, did you see a little boy passing by here just now?

Tang Seng: We also just came, and we didn't see anything.

Bajie: Yes! Even if we saw a little boy, we didn't kill him!

Wukong: Damn! You pig brains?

Bajie: Right?

Sha Seng: Second Senior Brother, you can say a few words.

White Mama: What? Who did this?

Tang Seng: I told you a long time ago that you have to deal with the scene after killing people, otherwise it will be easy for people to catch them. Look, let me get right, right?

Wukong: Shut your crow's mouth!

White Mother: Ah! ~~~~~Son, you died so miserably! Who killed you?

Tang Seng: It's not me.

Bajie: It's not me.

Sand Seng: Not me.

White Mother: That must be you! What kind of world is this! Even horses can kill!

White Dragon Horse: Please, I can't let people ride it, how can I have time to kill people? There's one standing over there.

Mother Bai: I know, isn't he the Monkey King, but I can't beat him, so you just let me kick my feet to relieve my anger.

Wukong: Be careful that I sue you for pet abuse!

White Dragon Horse: Damn! You still treat me as a pet! You have eaten and drunk enough every day, just find some grass to fool me, in fact, I am also the third prince of the Dragon King! Carrying this fat monk around all day long, which family is like this for pets?

Wukong: Okay, okay, it's okay for me to sue her for abusing livestock, right?

Hakuryoma: That's pretty much it!

White Mama: Alright! Are you concerned about my child, too?

Wukong: If the child dies, you can have another one, I think you are quite tough, and your husband is in good health, right? Why don't you go home and have another one?

Tang Seng: Wukong, you beat other people's children to death, how can you still talk to others like this?

Bajie: That's right.

Wukong: Go!

Tang Seng: Otherwise, this is ten taels of silver, you take it back and bury your son first.

White Mother: Ten taels? Sending a meal away?

Sha Seng: Donor, ten taels is already a lot, and I only have one or two burdens for a week!

Bai's mother: It's not easy for me to give birth to a son, just a fixed price, twenty taels!

Bajie: Robbery?

Tang Seng: Twelve taels.

White Mother: Nineteen taels.

Tang Seng: Fourteen taels.

White Mother: Eighteen taels.

Tang Seng: Sixteen taels.

White Mama: Deal!

Wukong: Phew! Eat my grandson!

White Mother: Ah! ~~~~~ (dead)

Tang Seng: Wukong, people didn't say they wanted to eat me, why did you start killing again?

Wukong: I hate women who bargain with others the most, and she's a monster anyway, and I saved sixteen taels of silver, so why not?

Tang Seng: Hmm! There's some truth to that, let's go, and don't forget to get the money back!

(Finally, Papa White couldn't wait, he chased all the way...... ）

Papa Bai: You are the monks who went to the West Heaven to learn scriptures?

Tang Seng: Yes, I am a monk who went to learn scriptures from the Tang Dynasty in the east, referred to as Tang Seng!

Papa Bai: You monks are so bold! How dare you hurt the lives of my wife and children!

Tang Seng: Damn! The whole family is here, I really don't understand, I'm just a monk, how can I live forever after eating my meat? Even so, how did the youkai along the way know?

Papa White: Look at this!

(Everyone): Huh? "Journey to the West Daily"?

Papa Bai: Yes, this is the newspaper issued by Tianzhu Kingdom. If you come to the editor-in-chief, you will have to subscribe to the monsters along the way. Once a day, we keep abreast of your dynamics.

Wukong: How boring is it?

Papa White: Nonsense! Otherwise, where did you come from? In this way, Rulai can still earn some pocket money as the editor-in-chief, and they have already calculated it. Tang monk's meat can live forever after eating, which is also said in the newspaper advertisement!

Tang Seng: It's a lie! If I want to have such a powerful meat, I will eat a piece of it myself, and what else can I take!

Papa White: Hmph! Aren't you borrowing the name of borrowing scriptures to travel at public expense!

Wukong: What? Are you mistaken? Along the way, we lacked medical care and medicine, and we had no fixed place to live and no regular income. It's really not good, we've set up stalls, played circus, sang, and performed, and we haven't done anything! You go eat, you!

Papa White: Oh? Life is quite colorful!

Sha Seng: Why don't you try it too?

Papa White: Okay! Anyway, the family is dead, why don't we go together?

Wukong: That's right, multiple friends and multiple paths, let's go together!

Tang Seng: Wouldn't there be one more person along the way?

Papa Bai: It doesn't matter, I will cook on the fire, watch the children wash the dishes, clean up the house, wash clothes, clean the toilet, empty the spittoon, I can do anything, I won't cause you trouble.

Sand Monk: Okay! From now on, you will be the youngest apprentice of the master, and this burden will be yours.

Papa White: Willing to serve!

(The music starts: You carry the burden, I lead the horse, ushering in the sunrise and sending away the sunset...... ）