Bajie scrub bath

I love bathing and my skin is good! Lala~~~Ouch~~Brother Monkey, don't make trouble~~~ Why are you picking my hair?

Haha~ Nerd, let me see how your skin is good? Come, pluck the hair first! Hahaha~~

No! I'm singing that I love bathing, Master's skin is good! Master! I'll rub it for you!

Bajie, I'm really bothering you! Every time, I want you to give the teacher a bath.

Hehe, it's okay Master, I love to give you a bath!

After a tiring day, it is really a great pleasure to be able to take a sauna bubble bath comfortably. Therefore, since our master and apprentice traveled all the way to the west, we never forgot to pay attention to where there was a bathhouse, and as long as we saw it, we had to go in to relieve our fatigue no matter what. Moreover, this bath has another attraction for me, which is related to the employment of my work after I have learned from the experience.

What? Dry scrub bath? Wrong! How much money can you make? I'm tired and prone to occupational diseases, I'd rather starve to death than do it!

So what? Hey~~~ Don't tell you!

As for the question of what kind of work everyone will do when they go back after the study, we have already communicated many times, and most of the time it is during the shower time that we chat. Whenever this happens, I hide aside and carefully bathe Master. Hey~~ Let's talk! I have my own little ninety-nine.

No, I just put on the bath towel and wanted to start rubbing it, and Senior Brother and Senior Brother Sha over there began to pick up that topic again.

Senior Brother: Lao Sha, I have been thinking about it all the way in the past few days, you said that the idea of opening a fruit orchard in Huaguo Mountain after I went back is too earthy and too small! Now that everyone is engaged in the post-petty bourgeois era, we still wonder if the small-scale peasant economy can keep up with the pace of WTO accession?

Senior Brother Sha: Well, it's a good idea to abandon the consciousness of small farmers and catch up with the pace of petty bourgeoisie! It's just that the big brother, there is a lot of dregs of capitalism, but don't learn to learn and learn to not make the economy join the WTO, but to lure the wolf into the room!

Big Brother: So I decided, I don't want to enter the circle of petty bourgeoisie, I just earn petty bourgeois money. I don't open a fruit orchard anymore, I want to build some multi-functional small SOHO houses in Huaguo Mountain, and build Huaguo Mountain into a modern white-collar paradise.

Senior Brother Sha looked at Senior Brother with reverence: Senior Brother, you are simply too great! In this way, I originally planned to go back to Liusha River to run a fishing company, but now I don't do it! I'll go to you, I'll also lean on the petty bourgeoisie, and I'll get a diving club to open a diving trip from Huaguo Mountain to the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea.

The two of them were chatting hot, and the master here couldn't stand it.

Wukong Wujing, ahh~~ Don't forget to get an errand for the master when the time comes!

Brother Monkey and Lao Sha looked at each other, and they were happy: Okay, Master, when the time comes, you will be the legal representative of our company, and you will be responsible for using your current status as a royal brother to coordinate with the relevant yamen of our Datang government.

Ay? Idiot, why don't you keep quiet? You don't want to do something, do you?

I smiled and shook my head.

Senior Brother looked at Senior Brother Sha, and Senior Brother Sha shrugged.

Nerd, do you have any good ideas to hide from you Brother Monkey?

I don't! Hehe~~~ Brother Monkey, what can I do with nothing?

After saying that, I turned sideways.

At this time, Brother Monkey suddenly jumped up to me: Bajie, what did you hide in your ears just now?

Yes!!! I, I'm not hiding anything!

No, you just said that you obviously stuffed something into your ears with your back, you don't say it! Don't say, I'll dig.

Ah~~~Ah~~~ Master, help!

Faint! In the midst of the mournful shouts, I was tragically ridden by the naked elder brother on the edge of the pool, and my ears were washed away by his rough ~~~5555~~.

The elder brother proudly raised the trophy, a fist-sized wet gray and black dough-like thing.

Nerd, what are you hiding? Oh, it's disgusting!

I muttered, "Yes, yes, it's Master's bath mud."

What?

Master's mouth opened wide.

Lao Sha's mouth opened wide.

The elder brother threw the ball out with a snort.

Ay! My secret is finally revealed.

It's a pity that the baby contains a lot of dander. Every time I take the initiative to rub the master enthusiastically, it's not for it, I've been saving it for half a year.

Do you want to do it?

Isn't this what I'm going to do to earn a living when I go back?

Don't stare at me, I'm just hiding it to open a long-lived porridge shop when I go back.

Bang ~~~~~

(Master fainted!) )