Venus: How's it going, Great Sage? Although it is not a beautiful place, the decoration is first-class. Let's just talk about the toilet...... (After that, Venus took off his pants and sat on the toilet, his hands clenched, his eyes wide)

Venus: Pull it a day! Great Sage, please look, such a big lump of Yoneda pulled out by the little god is really ~~~~~~~ heartbreaking, look! There are also a few cute roundworm babies in it, which is really enjoyable!

Great Sage: Well, this is really ~~~~~ good, but it would be better if you could pull it in the toilet.

Venus: Oh? I'm sorry, I'm so excited. Drama! Please take the trouble to clean up the scene first! Great Sage, I'd better take you on a tour of Taoyuan. ……

Venus: Ladies and gentlemen, this is a strange and familiar place for everyone. See, the first 300 peach trees bloom and bear fruit every 300 years.

Great Sage: So good, huh?

Venus: The three white peach trees in the middle bloom once in 600 years and bear fruit once in 600 years.

Great Sage: Again?

Venus: The Great Sage doesn't know anything, and this is not the other! He can only make constipation and laxative, and this pass can make a large strip of discharge, and the brilliance of its momentum is breathtaking!

Great Sage: So?

Venus: Yes, and the last 300 peach trees bloom and bear fruit every 900 years......

Great Sage: Damn! If this is eaten, wouldn't it be the same as a skimming and a shhhhhh

Venus: I'm ashamed, the little god hasn't been in Heaven long enough, I haven't seen the fruit of these trees yet! But this year is different, in a few days it will be the Queen Mother's peach conference, which is held every 900 years, and now I can catch up. yeah！

Great Sage: Ye you old wood, leave it to me here. But I always feel like I'm in your way again this time.

Venus: Why did the Great Sage say this? The Buddha has clouds, but he is not there, and he is not there. It's useless to think so much!

Great Sage: Okay, okay, you can go, I'll leave it to me here.

Venus: The little god has retired, but don't steal it!

Great Sage: Got it......

Venus: Then I'm really leaving, you have to manage it!

Great Sage: Yes, you can go......

Venus: Don't send it, you have to be careful, don't lose the peaches!

Great Sage: Roll !!! Depend on! Senile dementia! But these 900 peach trees are so ~~~~~ attractive, wait for me to try one first!

(Ate a 300-year-old peach)

Great Sage: Oh? This peach is really different! I saw that it was so ordinary in appearance that it could be sold on a tricycle at the morning market. But when you bite down, every pore of your body will exude the fragrance of virginity, and you are completely in a state of selflessness! It can really be called the god of peaches! Abbreviated as Peach God! Why don't you let me have another 600-year-old peach......

(Ate a 600-year-old peach)

Great Sage: Huh? Is this the legendary peach? When you eat it in one bite, you can't bear to chew it! Even the emperor's fried rice is hard to match; Splendid multi-flavored fish is also not worth mentioning; Qiankun roast goose can only be called a third-rate goods; Who is Yuxiao listening to Luomei, which is the beginner level, no! This is no longer a peach in the ordinary sense, this is simply a very good peach!

(Then I ate a 900-year-old peach.)

Great Sage: Why? Why is there such a delicious taste? Is it creation that makes people, or is it nongben amorous? It's like my first love...... hazy and unforgettable; innocent and romantic and amorous; Quietly I went, just as I came quietly, waving my sleeves and not taking away a cloud...... Is this beautiful verse a tribute to this peach? I could already feel it, right at the end of my large intestine, something was about to erupt, oh! It's so bad my new panties ......

(Runs back to the office and sits down on the toilet...... BIU was solved all at once)

Great Sage: That's so cool! I was so tired of saying so many lines at once just now, so let's go eat a few peaches first! Well? Who are those mms?

Great Fairy: Are you the Monkey King?

Great Sage: Yes? Don't know who you are ......?

Great Fairy: We are the famous Seven Fairies!

Great Sage: Damn! Want to lie to me? Think I'm really an inferior animal? There are only six people, so can you give some professionalism? What can you do in your spare time? Why are you going to come here to pretend to be seven fairies?

Great Fairy: That's a shame to say! Lao Qi has eloped with a kid surnamed Dong in the mortal world, and now there are only six of us left, I wanted to call the six fairies, but I was afraid that the audience would not know him, so you will just take it.

Great Sage: I see? Then you are now trespassing on the forbidden land, have you brought the protection money?

Great Fairy: What is the cost of protection? We are here to pick peaches at the behest of our old man and prepare for next Saturday's peach feast!

Great Sage: Oh? Is it true?

Great Fairy: Of course it's true! I also invited a lot of leaders!

Great Sage: Oh? Who?

Big Fairy: President of the Football Association, Director of the Family Planning Office, Elvis Presley, Madonna, Lewinsky, Mafujia......

Second Fairy: There are still a lot of tricks.

Three Fairies: That's right! There are also network administrators and administrators of various channels!

Great Sage: Damn! It's really good, I wonder if there is me?

Four Fairies: Probably, but it's the next time, just wait another 900 years.

Great Sage: What? Nine hundred years? People's hearts have been beating for too long, right?

Five Fairies: Damn! What do you think? How can you get into a big scene with your hirsutism?

Six Fairies: Yes, although you have a lot of hair, you are not sexy at all, I really don't know how your parents did it! Failed hairstyles, split hairs, and a smell of it tells you that you haven't washed your panties for a long time!

Great Sage: Oh! **！ I counted to three! You've got a good look!

Great Fairy: What for?

Great Sage: One! Four! Six! Twelve! Five! Eighty-seven! …… o，mygod！

Second Fairy: What's wrong with you?

Great Sage: Damn! I forgot to let Bodhi Ancestor teach me to count!

Four Fairies: What kind of plane are you working on?

Six Fairies: Yes! To put it bluntly, it's already the 21st century! Also men!

Great Sage: Don't push me! …… Everyone, please take a look!

(After that, take off your pants and stand in front of the fairies)

Fairies: Ah!

(The fairies are stunned one by one)

Great Sage: Fortunately, I haven't forgotten the fixation method that my ancestor taught me......

(The Great Sage stepped out of the peach orchard, only to see that preparations were being made for the peach feast outside.) Coming to the banquet hall, Dasheng released a ...... Everybody's down)

Great Sage: I'm sorry, it's soybeans!

(As the so-called: if you don't get drunk with wine, everyone gets drunk, if you don't get charming, everyone is self-obsessed, and you are a monkey?) The Great Sage even ate and took it, and left the main venue drunk)

Great Sage: Huh? Isn't this McDonald's?

Director:? cut！ What lines? Please, please respect the original!

Wu Chengen: Yes, it has changed so much, and I have endured it for a long time.

Great Sage: No way, don't you have enough funds, just pull some sponsorship?

Director: Shouldn't that be too outrageous?

Daison: OK, onceagain!

(As the so-called: if you don't get drunk with wine, everyone gets drunk, if you don't get charming, everyone is self-obsessed, and you are a monkey?) The Great Sage even ate and took it, and left the main venue drunk)

Great Sage: Huh? Isn't this the McDonald's Tiangong branch of the Tushi Palace? I heard that Taishang Laojun is here to make alchemy. Me either!

(Push the door and enter the palace)

Great Sage: So the elixir is blue? Oh! It's so cool! …… My head? Ah~~~~~ well~~~~~ uh-huh~~~~~ oh~~~~~

……

Great Sage: Damn! What an elixir, ecstasy!

(At this time, the fairies have woken up and come to the Jade Emperor to report together)

Great Fairy: Daddy!

Jade Emperor: Huh? It's you little sluts again! Whose Kaizi do you want to hang again?

Second Fairy: Damn! That's what you say about us in front of so many people? Do you know that it will be difficult for us to see people in the future!

Jade Emperor: You're here to tell me this? You go down first, don't you see me and your mother busy? Come back in half an hour.

Queen Mother: Half an hour? Can you do it?

Jade Emperor: You don't believe it? Again!

Great Fairy: Stop! Look at the monkeys in Taoyuan have overturned the main venue!

Queen Mother: Bold! Coming here to play?

Jade Emperor: Yes! Li Tianwang, it's your turn to appear!

Dawn: Me?

(The little girls cheer)

Jade Emperor: I'm sorry, it's not King Li, it's King Li!

Dawn: Oh! So that's the case, in fact, I'm just making a cameo to increase the ratings, close the team!

Li Tianwang: Is it finally my time to appear? Dai I led 10,000 literary and artistic soldiers to catch the demon monkey!

The Jade Emperor (whispered): Damn! Show teasing! If I can win this, I will eat the Lingxiao Palace......

……

Li Tianwang: Report to the Jade Emperor! The villain is victorious!

Jade Emperor: Liar again? Who has ever seen a man who returns home from a great victory without wearing the lower half of his body?

Li Tianwang: Oh? I didn't pay attention to this, but I can't be blamed for it, right? When those literary and artistic soldiers arrived in Huaguo Mountain, they could only sing and dance, so that those monkeys thought that the Heart to Heart Art Troupe came to the condolence performance, and I was very faceless!

Taishang Laojun: It seems that I am the only one who makes the move......

Jade Emperor: You?

Taishang Laojun: Yes, I am Taishang Laojun, the one who is invincible, invincible, killing, and killing Buddhas...... Eh! Who? Whose panties!

Jade Emperor: My!

Queen Mother: Damn! It's clearly mine.

Jade Emperor: Just go!

……

(After the time of a pillar of incense)

Taishang Laojun: The demon monkey has been brought!

Jade Emperor: Damn! I didn't think your old man was okay!

Taishang Laojun: Actually, there's nothing left, I calculated that he would steal my elixir ecstasy, and now it's addictive time again!

Jade Emperor: Oh, I see! Therefore, I would like to advise the children who are watching our show not to get involved in drugs. So what are you going to do with this monkey?

Taishang Laojun: He has eaten the elixir and peach, and the general criminal law can't touch his hair, so it's better to let him go to my alchemy furnace to refine it!

Jade Emperor: It's up to you.

(in the alchemy furnace)

Great Sage: Let me out first!

Taishang Laojun: No!

Great Sage: Then you will light the fire!

Taishang Laojun: Do you think I don't dare?

Great Sage: Come on?

Taishang Laojun: Boy, light the fire!

Boy: But, old gentleman......

Taishang Laojun: But how big are you? Hurry up!

Boy: Yes!

……

Taishang Laojun: Monkey, it's hot, right?

Great Sage: Yes! andyou？

Taishang Laojun: I ?!!!!! Oops, I put you in the stove and forgot to get out...... Child! Hurry up and start the furnace! ……

(Of course, the Great Sage who ran out of the furnace has been refined into a pair of steel and iron bones, with fiery eyes.) Later, scientists concluded that it was caused by the formation of oxides by the metal elements in the body of the stone monkey at high temperatures, and the carbon in the eyes turned into quartz. It only took half a pillar of incense to make the Lingxiao Treasure Hall a ruined capital...... ）

Jade Emperor: Go and invite the Buddha...... (Remember?) This is a classic shot of CCTV's "Journey to the West")

Rulai: Monkey, are you really amazing?

Great Sage: You say? I should be the Jade Emperor!

Rulai: Okay! We made an agreement, as long as you can turn it out of my palm, I will promise you three conditions!

Great Sage: Damn! This sentence is to learn Dragon Ball! Then I'm not afraid! I fly ......

……

Great Sage: Huh? What a big one! Could it be the little Didi of heaven and earth? Okay, let me shh a first! …… It's cool! By the way, I have to write something, lest the old monk not admit it! The Great Sage is here to shh! Write it a day!

……

Great Sage: Old monk! I just saw the little Didi of heaven and earth!

Rulai: What a coincidence, I saw your little Didi too!

Great Sage: !?

Rulai: I hate people booing in my hands the most, you go to death!

(In the blink of an eye, the great sage has been crushed under a huge mountain, if he is afraid that he will come out again, he put a seal on the mountain to prohibit photography, violators will be fined)

(The music starts: You carry the burden, I lead the horse, ushering in the sunrise and sending away the sunset...... ）