As soon as the morning dawned, Wukong got up early humming a little song.

In recent days, the stock market has risen wildly, and its popularity has increased dramatically, and Wukong has also been excited by this weather, sweeping away the image of the previous period of gloriousness. Wukong only hated his lack of skill, and the few stocks he held were still trapped. Seeing others killing in and out, like a fish in water, Wukong was so anxious that he ulcerated in his mouth. It's all because he listened to the words of the old and ugly palace maids around the Jade Emperor before, and blindly followed up so that he was deeply trapped.

Yesterday, in the midst of the passionate multi-voice, Wukong became more and more anxious the more he listened, so in a fit of anger, he burst out in tears, but he couldn't decide which one to invest in for a while. The extreme fear of being trapped again made Goku calm down, and he made up his mind not to act rashly this time, and not to see the rabbit or the eagle.

Last night, his friend Taishang Laojun saw him crying and mourning from beginning to end, and he couldn't stop sighing, which really annoyed him, so he recommended a friend in the stock market to him, and made an appointment to meet at the exchange at nine o'clock this morning, saying that he could reveal some internal references, and maybe he could make a sum of money under the current good situation. (For more information, see: "Journey to the West: Mahjong Game in Action")

According to Taishang Laojun, that friend went to the sea early a few years ago, first relied on the relationship between the third cousin of the queen mother to show the peach orchard, poured a few batches of peach and made a small sum, and then invested in the stock market, because he did it early, and made a lot of money. Although this gentleman does not have much theoretical knowledge, he has been in the stock market for so many years, and he has also developed a good skill, and he can be regarded as a big player who can call the wind and rain in the stock industry. Later, I heard the barefoot immortal sitting on the other side of the house say that this person originally showed the second gate to the Jade Emperor's Palace, what is the name of Xingjun, Wukong may have seen it when he was in the Heavenly Palace. When it comes to his appearance, Wukong also seems to be familiar, as if he gave him a stick, he beat too many people back then, and he really can't remember it anymore.

Wukong's brain is not very good lately, and he always forgets things, not to mention things five hundred years ago, that is, the name of the Xingjun friend he said last night can't be remembered early this morning, but fortunately, he still has a little impression of his appearance, and he should be found. Wukong is also a little worried about his memory decline, probably because of too much pressure from work and life, and he has a lot of white hair on his head at a young age, and he keeps saying that he will buy some medicine to supplement the brain, but when he arrives at the pharmacy, he always forgets what to buy, and all he buys back are some calcium supplements. Although Wukong's body is very strong, but seeing that the advertisement is so sincere, I also think I might as well give it a try, anyway, there is no harm, and now I am used to taking a pack with milk every morning, and gradually a pattern has formed, and it is uncomfortable not to drink.

Wukong has always been a competitive temper, and there are few opponents in heaven and earth when it comes to fists and feet, but when it comes to business acumen, it is not his forte. Seventy-two changes are good, but none of them are his patented products, now it is a legal society, and the call to crack down on piracy is very high, Wukong does not dare to use it indiscriminately, who knows when the patentee will come to the door to sue him for infringement, not to mention the damage to his social image, anyway, now everyone only recognizes money and does not recognize people, but if it is dealt with severely, or even laid down the heavenly court, it will be a waste of money and money, and the gains outweigh the losses. What's more, Li Jing, the Tota Heavenly King who is in charge of the public security legal system, has always been at odds with him, and if it falls into his hands, he can't eat and walk around, so this matter must not be guarded against.

The most hateful thing is that even the pig-headed pig-brained Bajie, who was only assigned to him as an assistant in the past, can make a fortune, and trotted all the way to the well-off, how can his grandson not be able to do it? You can't say anything and be looked down upon! What's especially incredible is that the person surnamed Pig has now become a popular celebrity! It is said that a lot of gossip has been spread on the hard Internet recently, saying that in the ranking of the most popular men among modern women, the surname Pig is actually the first of the top ten most popular men, and everyone says that he is affectionate and capable, not only knows how to make money and make money, but also does his best to be gentle and considerate to his lover, and is most suitable for being a husband or lover. Such a hateful flowery radish is actually very popular and has become the leader of the popular plate, which is really popular and unorthodox.

And he himself was ranked second among the top ten unpopular men, ranking only below his master Tang Sanzang, which was really unreasonable. Tang Seng is a conservative person, his words are boring, he has no skills except for chanting, he is easy to work hard, greedy for life and afraid of death, that is an ironclad fact, and it is understandable that he is not liked by modern girls. But he Sun Wukong was known as the Monkey King back then, and now he also has the glorious title of Monkey King, although he has no real power, he is not a famous family, and he has no father who is an official, but he has mixed to the point where he is today, and he can have a place in the sky, which is also his hard work and hard work for so many years. Think about the time when I accompanied the surnamed Tang to the west to get that broken scripture, those bastards in the sky and the earth were all embarrassed by him, and waited for him to drill alone, all hiding behind to watch his jokes, and playing him as a monkey. Don't mention these things, when I think of these Wukong, I can't help but cry in my stomach, and my teeth rattle.

Since the completion of the project to help Tang monk Xitian learn scriptures five hundred years ago, he has not been mixed with a decent big project for a long time, probably because he was too strong in the limelight at the beginning, and now he does not know how to be a person, but he has really offended many immortals. Now the days are too peaceful, and it has changed to a market economy, he has no education, two have no relationship, and all walks of life have been sluggish recently, and there are so many laid-off immortals, his personnel relations can be transferred back to the imperial horse supervisor, and he is already very satisfied with the errand of a saddle administrator, and he is still an iron rice bowl. He knows that there is no play in those popular professions that everyone envies, and he is not qualified to join the joint venture company between the gods in the sky and the devils of the underworld, who let him not speak a foreign language, not to mention that Lao Sun is born to look at the yin and yang weird faces of those Hades ghosts. He is even less qualified as a civil servant in an important functional department of the royal family, firstly, he has no acquaintances, secondly, he also has a strict examination system, and thirdly, he is a person with a criminal record, and he will definitely not be able to pass the political examination.

Now the income of the warehouse manager is enough to do something, as soon as he enters the mall and supermarket and sees the words salary, Wukong is angry, his face is red and his heart beats, as if he is talking about himself. If you drink a good wine, you only dare to buy a simple package, and you don't pay attention to taking a calculator to repeatedly convert the weight-to-price ratio of various packages, and you must pick the most cost-effective unit price, otherwise you can't sleep well when you go back to sleep at night.

But daily life is still indispensable for some necessary entertainment. Every time he is invited to attend a party of some high-level immortals, Wukong often worries about his behavior. Not to mention the addition of any high-end dresses, the iron has been broken recently and I can't squeeze out the money to buy a new one, so I don't have the budget, so I have to spray some cold water on the folds with my mouth and hang it on the balcony to dry. Everyone else drove their own auspicious clouds to the banquet, but Wukong's former follower cloud had already been confiscated, and it was said that it was smuggled goods, so he didn't dare to ask more, for fear of pulling out other historical issues and causing more trouble. It turned out that he was planning to get a second-hand goods, but the price was still too expensive, and there was no qualified qualification certificate for installment payment, and his credibility in heaven was the lowest without asking, which god dared to guarantee him, so he had already dispelled this idea.

But even so, the bus was still beaten to death and did not sit, preferring to be legged. If necessary, you will also take a taxi, but you must card the number of kilometers, and when you arrive at the door of the banquet, you must control it within the starting price. If the distance is too far, you can get up early to exercise and save money on buying a fitness card. Therefore, people with good eyesight on the ground can often see a figure speeding by in the middle of the night, which is the vigorous figure of Wukong when he first went out, everyone calls it a meteor; If the eyesight is a little better, or with the help of an astronomical telescope or something, one can still see an object that is slowly crawling slowly with a dim afterglow, which is the exhausted back of Goku before reaching his destination, which is called Sputnik.

Sitting and eating empty mountains every day, or being willing to be shy in the bag, is not the character of the strong. Wukong, who thinks he is the most courageous to fight against fate, naturally refuses to be captured so easily. So, after many years of tossing and turning, and after learning from the pain, he held his chin in his hand and made a resolute decision with deep eyes: even if he flattered the new supervisor to avoid horse plague, he must first keep his job, who makes us poor and short-lived; In addition, we must find another way, give full play to the true colors of our monkey spirit, and engage in speculation and drilling, as long as Lao Tzu can make money, who to love!

In the past, when he was the king in Huaguo Mountain, he only knew that he was idle, eating, drinking and having fun, and he didn't leave any savings. Recently, Wukong often has insomnia in the middle of the night, remembering that the time when he was in the underworld was too confused, and he had no economic acumen at all, or he would not have fallen to the point where he is now, it is really too late to regret it.

Fortunately, there is an old friend Taishang Laojun, who jumped out at a critical moment and helped him a lot. It seems that this old immortal bad old man has also helped him a lot before, especially when he made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, but every time something that has passed, it has passed, not only this old guy with a bad memory seems to have forgotten everything, but even Wukong himself seems to gradually not remember it very well. Generally speaking, this is the same as borrowing money, lending money to others, saying that you can't forget anything, even after going through the ups and downs, you will still remember it, and the memory is still fresh; However, borrowing money from others, always at the beginning full of guilt, want to forget, after a long time, quickly forget all the total, if others mention it again, they will be furious, sighing that the world is cold, people's hearts are unpredictable, so cynical and intensified.

At this time, Wukong's mood is still quite good, thinking that maybe today will be a turning point in his life, and an inexplicable excitement and nervousness swells in his heart, just like the feeling of first love. Although Wukong has never been in love, the feeling is described so beautifully on TV and in the newspapers, and Wukong naturally becomes extremely yearning. Whenever he finds a good feeling, Wukong will unconsciously comfort himself and say: This is the feeling of first love! The mood will suddenly be much better, stroking the railing and looking into the distance, the cheeks are flushed and the eyebrows are standing affectionately for a long time, until he was scolded by the horse plague, shocked like a sifting chaff, bowed again and again, smiled and admitted his mistakes, and then silently bent over and swept the ground with a delicate joy in his heart, behind which the leader was repeatedly insulting and denounced.

The stock exchange was not far from where he lived, and it was naturally effortless to arrive with his feet.

The fairies in the trading hall are crowded and noisy, and you can see that it is very popular at a glance. There is still half an hour to leave the market, but countless stock fans have gathered, and the gods and immortals are in groups, loudly commenting on their prospects for the stock market, and their joy is beyond words.

Wukong didn't care about getting behind others to listen to the gossip today, and went straight to the big room on the second floor with his head held high. Wukong has been on this exchange for so long, and it is the first time he has gone up to the second floor. Stepping on the stairs and listening to his sonorous footsteps, Wukong's heart fluctuated, his blood boiled, and a sense of pride rose spontaneously, filling his chest and abdomen, his waist board was also much straighter, and his joints made a rattling sound, probably because he hadn't straightened up for a long time.

As soon as he reached the last step, an arm suddenly stretched out from the spur to stop him, and a thick but polite voice shouted: "Sir, please show your ID!"

Wukong immediately woke up, hurriedly lowered his body, smiled on his face, and saw at a glance that it was a big man with a fat waist, dressed as a policeman, with a righteous face, and did not smile. Wukong was about to clench his fists, but he felt that this person was very familiar, and when he looked at it, it turned out to be the second junior brother Sha Monk back then.

Wukong was overjoyed, laughed loudly from the bottom of his heart, scratched his cheeks and armpits with both hands, and shouted happily: Who is my Tao, it turns out to be Senior Brother Wujing, I haven't seen you for hundreds of years, how are you?

But he saw that the monk Nasha stared at him coldly and didn't say a word.

Wukong hadn't woken up from the joy of reuniting his old friends for a while, so he actually laughed and struck the second junior brother in the chest with a familiar fist to show his affection. Monk Sha smiled coldly in his nose, suddenly attacked the killer, grabbed a backhand and then a big back, and threw Wukong to the ground like a face pocket.

Wukong was defenseless, the smile on his face had not yet faded, but his body had fallen to the ground hard, and a knee on his back was fiercely pressed against the back of his heart.

I only heard Monk Sha shouting on his back: That thief, picking quarrels and provoking trouble for no reason, see if Lao Tzu doesn't teach you a good lesson!

One of Wukong's arms was twisted backwards, and half of his face was very uncomfortable on the cold cement floor, thinking that it was a misunderstanding, and hurriedly shouted loudly: Senior Brother Sha, move slowly, I am your senior brother Wukong, don't you recognize me?

I only heard Monk Sha snort again: You guy, I can't recognize you. Over the years, I've seen you sneaky in the hall on the first floor, with a monkey head and a monkey brain, hiding behind others and eavesdropping, you must be trying to make money and money. Although those uncles and sisters-in-law are also my colleagues in the fairy world, but the laid-off are laid off, the unemployed are unemployed, and you monkey head actually want to beat their ideas, how can I bear it. I've been secretly staring at you for a long time, and today you dare to blatantly run to the big house, you must have lofty intentions and want to do a big business, yes or no?!

When Wukong heard this, he was shocked and shouted wronged. Monk Sha sneered, his hand was so strong that Wukong screamed loudly like a pig, his snot and tears flowed for a long time, and the dust on the ground, he painted his face full of flowers, and the yellow hair on his head that looked very fashionable was also scattered one by one.

There was such a mess in the corridor, which alarmed many people in the big room, and they all poured out and pointed to Wukong on the ground and discussed. At this time, a person separated from the crowd and stepped forward, Wukong glanced at her and found countless arms stretched out behind her back, and immediately remembered who this was, and hurriedly shouted: Sister Guanyin, it's me! I'm Wukong, come and save me first!

I saw Guanyin Niangniang smiling, and waved her hand to Monk Sha unhurriedly, signaling him to let go of Wukong.

Monk Sha reluctantly let go of his hand, and before getting up, he waved his hand and slapped Wukong heavily on the back of the head, and scolded himself in his mouth: You monkey head, you will be cheaper today, don't hit my hand next time, otherwise...... Hum...... With that, he stepped aside with a sinister smile and lifted the belt of his trousers with both hands.

Wukong got up from the ground in embarrassment, rubbed the back of his head that was pumped painfully, and felt resentment and humiliation in his heart, but he didn't dare to instigate Monk Sha Luo for a while, you know, the Guanyin Niangniang standing in front of him is the only woman he respects and fears in this world. If Wukong can still tolerate a heterosexual idol in his heart, it must be Guanyin Niangniang, marrying a wife like this, what more can a husband ask for? The character is good, the appearance is better, the prestige is even more vulgar and vulgar fans are difficult to match, in the three thousand worlds is definitely a super big name, ordinary people don't say that it is to let her care and love, even if you want to get a signature from her, it is very difficult, don't look at her with a thousand hands.

At this time, Guanyin Niangniang opened her mouth: You monkey head, don't do your job seriously in the treasury of the Imperial Horse Prison, what are you doing in this kind of place? The stock thing was also tinkered with by you unlearned guy?

When Wukong heard this, his heart suddenly became very sad, and all the grievances of hundreds of years of depression came to his heart for a while, and tears couldn't help but rain down.

Guanyin Niangniang saw that he was really emotional, and her heart softened for a while, so she comforted him with a pleasant face: A big man, what are you crying for. You think that you are the only one in this world who has been wronged, and you have seen more than you have been miserable, so you can be content. If you have leukemia or some kind of immunocompromised disease, it is not much worse than you are now, and people don't have to carry it themselves. Don't look at me so pitifully, it's useless to beg others for this kind of thing, it's even more ineffective to beg me, I still have a lawsuit myself, haven't you heard that it's difficult to be a celebrity nowadays, it's even more difficult to be a female celebrity, you have to avoid the paparazzi all day long, and you always make a lace news, I really can't stand it. As she spoke, she sighed heavily, frowned, and stopped talking.

Wukong wiped the soup and water all over his face, and felt a little sympathy for the hardships of Guanyin Niangniang's life, thinking that I should solve this trouble myself, but don't add trouble to her old man, she is not easy. Thinking of this, Wukong forced a smile, stretched out his hands that had been roughened by years of heavy work, gently held the jade fingers carefully maintained by Guanyin Niangniang, and said with an emotional smile: I know that you have incomparable care and love for me in your heart, and I will cherish it. You can rest assured, I will not give you any more trouble to the organization, I will abide by my own way, concentrate on production, work hard, and never disappoint you and the people's hopes for me.

Guanyin Niangniang showed a pleased smile on her face, nodded, waved at Wukong and the surrounding crowd, and walked lightly.

Wukong's heart was still intoxicated with numb joy, and suddenly someone patted him on the shoulder. Wukong fixed his eyes and saw that it was not someone else, it was the star monarch. Wukong was suddenly overjoyed, and thought to himself: Guanyin Niangniang is really a miracle, and even the hope that he has not thought of in his heart has been realized for himself, if he is not grateful, it is not better to be a pig and a dog.

The star monarch exchanged a few words with him, then took him into his big room, and kept asking about the relationship between Wukong and Guanyin Niangniang, Wukong didn't dare to hide it, and exchanged his heart for heart, so he truthfully brought the grievances between him and Guanyin Niangniang five hundred years ago. After hearing this, Xingjun looked at him carefully for a while, knowing that his words were true, he was relieved, and the expression on his face was not as respectful and enthusiastic as it was at the beginning.

Wukong could see the details of the expression on his face, and he was anxious to inquire about the stock market. The star monarch just smiled faintly on his face, and only picked up some words without oil and salt to send him away. After so many years of frustration, Wukong finally understood after a while that this bastard was pretending to be big with him!

Wukong was angry in his heart, but he warned himself not to bring it out on his face. He remembered Taishang Laojun's words last night, and hurriedly brought out Laojun's name, and sure enough, Xingjun's face changed greatly, knowing that Wukong turned out to be Laojun's friend for many years, he laughed heartily and patted Wukong's shoulder affectionately. Wukong also laughed with him, thinking to himself: Rich people are happy when they laugh, no matter whether they are funny or not, you have to laugh with him when he laughs; Fuck wait for Lao Tzu to be rich, and laugh so presumptuously, whether it's funny or not, whoever doesn't laugh with Lao Tzu will give him some color; By the way, I have to pat my shoulder a few times so hard, if I don't shoot the grandson, I can't cry because of my old grandson!

Xingjun was just when he was proud, and he probably didn't see what this loyal and honest Wukong was planning in his heart. He waved his hand generously, beckoned Wukong to come forward, saw that there was no one around, tapped the computer keyboard with a fast stroke, and then mysteriously clicked at Wukong The stock that appeared on the screen, and then changed from palm to fist, making a gesture of eating it all.

"600444, there are no shares."

Wukong didn't dare to blink and stare at the screen, carefully jending down the name of the stock, and kept memorizing it repeatedly, for fear that his head, which had not had time to take tonics, would suddenly be bad. This is a relatively obscure stock, and it seems that no one in the market is bullish. But on second thought, the banker's intentions cannot, of course, be recognized by ordinary people, and the better the disguise, the more money can be earned, which is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Wukong forcibly suppressed his excitement, held one of Xingjun's hands tightly, and shook it up and down twice to show his inner gratitude, which means: Great grace is not grateful, everything is in the word.

Xingjun still smiled generously, without any arrogance. When sending Wukong to the door, Xingjun gently patted Wukong's shoulder with the demeanor of an elder, and said earnestly: Little grandson, we are also old acquaintances for many years, although we can't talk about the friendship of life, but you were not merciful back then, leaving me a small life, how can I have today's status and glory. Back then, your stick really woke me up and made me see the sinister officialdom and the coldness of the world. The repeated research of those officials back then, and finally determined that I was knocked unconscious before I got to half a move when I fought with you, and the key problem was not in technology, but in thought, so I took the opportunity of optimization and reorganization to sweep me away. Haha, so I have to thank you for that handful, hahaha.

Wukong listened, he didn't know whether to laugh or not, and he laughed twice in his throat as a response. Walking out of the door, Wukong lowered his head and thought for a while, still not understanding the meaning of the last few words of the star monarch, whether to praise himself or scold himself.

Walking to the staircase, Wukong's heart suddenly moved, and he remembered his second junior brother, Monk Sha. He looked around left and right, except that he didn't see a single idler, let alone the shadow of Monk Sha, so he turned around and went down the stairs. At this time, in the shadows of a dark corner, a pair of thieves were revealed, and a fat figure was quietly peeping into Wukong's every move in the dark.

Wukong didn't care about thinking about so much mess at this time, rushed to the trading desk, and bought all the funds into the stock in one go, without thinking about throwing the salary just paid this month into it.

Goku's mind went blank as he paced out of the exchange, not looking at the big red and green screen again, he had staked his last money into it with all his hopes for life, and he could finally walk down the street with ease, letting the fallen leaves and the slightly chilling cold wind blow on his face that had been etched by the years. His back looked unusually tragic, as if he was dragging heavy shackles under his feet, and walked to the enemy's execution ground without hesitation.

That night, Wukong held the steamed buns he bought with the few money in his pocket and sandwiched the soy tofu in one hand, and pressed the remote control with the other, going back and forth between dozens of boring programs in a distracted manner.

Suddenly, a screen of stock market information crashed into his eyes, it was the ranking of the stocks that fell the most at the end of the day, and in an instant, all his nerves and will were firmly locked by the words on the screen, his eyes gradually scattered, and the dried steamed buns in his hand rolled to the ground without knowing it.

At this time, in the empty room, only a female announcer heard on the TV was announcing in a gentle, sweet and slightly snickering voice: Today, the only stock that falls is 600444, and there are no shares. According to expert analysis, this stock has suffered extremely heavy losses in its annual report, and there are likely to be serious violations behind it, if nothing else, it will be the first stock in history to be completely liquidated. We have to say that the investors who have lost the shares will lose all their money and will never recover. According to a reliable informed source, the relevant units of the Yin Cao Prefecture are extensively mobilizing to actively prepare daily necessities such as nail boards and oil pots, as well as a series of related service facilities, in preparation for the arrival of a new tourist peak......