There are many firsts in life, and I remember that the title of the essay in elementary school was that it was the first time I did xx, but the first time I drew a symbol, I really didn't think about it before.

At that time, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon on the day of discharge, and in the past few days, Han Sifan and Brother Xiang have been looking for the water ghost outside all day, and they have no time to come to see me.

My mother was not at home after I went home, she is now working as a worker in a small factory, and she usually can't go home until 6 o'clock in the evening.

I didn't know if I had bumped into a ghost or twice this time, or some psychological pressure, anyway, I felt that the eyes of the stone statue were looking at me, and the stone statue also looked very weird, and I put the old superstition on my forehead after sticking it on his forehead, and then I got some food, and after eating it, I ran to the old superstition's house.

Isn't this the first time I draw a talisman without experience, I still have to let the old superstition teach, not to mention anything else, I don't have that seal alone.

It was half past three in the afternoon when I went to the old superstition's house that day, the old superstition watched Sailor Moon at home alone, although this guy saved me, and he can catch ghosts, but in my heart he is an out-and-out obscene old man, since he was a child, he took us to peek at the widow next door taking a bath, bah, it was he who looked, and Brother Xiang and I gave him a look.

So I didn't say anything polite to him, after entering the house, it felt quite hot, this old guy didn't like to turn on the air conditioner, I used to think it was to save electricity, and then I learned that the yang energy around the air conditioner would slowly decrease, and it would be easy to attract dirty things.

"Old superstition, have you eaten?" Since I came to let someone teach me something, I naturally had to be polite, and I sat next to him with a hippie smile, and the old superstition glanced at me and smiled and said, "What do you little guy ask me for?" ”

"Old superstition, what's that, don't you want a seal for that book, where can I go to find a seal now, you give me one!"

"To you? Okay, apprentice! The old superstition glanced at me and said with a smile: "If you don't learn from the teacher, you won't give it." ”

As soon as I heard it, in order to deceive his lollipop when I was a child, I called my grandfather, and I was still close to apprenticeship? knelt down directly, and said like on TV: "The master is above, please accept the apprentice's worship!" ”

"Don't!" The old superstitious waved his hand and said, "I won't accept apprentices!" ”

"Fuck your uncle, are you teasing me?" I jumped up and scolded, the old superstitious shook his head and said: "What's the hurry, you really want to apprentice, I'll find you a master, I'm old, I don't have the heart to take an apprentice, he is much more capable than me, I'll give him a call." ”

As he spoke, he picked up his phone and called, as if he had asked something, and the old superstitious said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu?" I took in an apprentice for you, and his qualifications are not bad, just like you back then. ”

After a while, I didn't know what was on the other side, and the old superstition said, "Don't I like this, haha, okay, that's it, this little guy is good." As he spoke, he handed me the phone and said, "If you want to learn from the teacher, you can talk to him yourself." ”

I picked up the phone and asked, "Are you the kid named Chen Hui?" ”

I listened to the voice a little familiar, by the way, I suddenly remembered that the person on the other side of the phone was the voice of the middle-aged man who came out when he came to find the old superstition two days ago, thinking that this middle-aged man was driving a BMW, and he must have mixed it well, so he hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, it's me." ”

"Why are you learning this?" The other side suddenly asked me, I was stunned, thought about it carefully, as if I didn't know it myself, it felt fun, of course, I definitely can't say this if I want to worship others as apprentices, so I said: "I want to kill demons and eliminate demons, and take it as my responsibility to eliminate all kinds of demons." ”

"Little brat, why are there so many demons and monsters to kill you." The other side smiled, maybe he didn't believe me, of course, in fact, I didn't believe myself, and the other side continued: "But since it was Li Shigao's old guy who said it, I still have to give face, I accepted your apprentice, you remember the purpose of our sect for me, that is, ......"

I seem to hear a woman on the other side scolding him for, what kind of purpose or something.

"The purpose is to respect the old and love the young, to respect the master, it's okay to call the master, invite the master to drink tea, bubble girl, oh, this is not necessary, I love your master so much, anyway, just remember to honor and honor the master!" The other side doesn't seem to be able to think of any purpose, and it's nonsense.

He finally said: "Finally, remember, my name is Wu Jiu, you are my apprentice, I don't care what you want to do, if you take a knife to cut down a few people, I can protect you, but you remember to me, you must not use the Taoism you have learned to harm people, the evil magic and Taoism are actually in a thought, when the time comes, you can't hold it, Lao Tzu slaughtered you with his own hands!" ”

"That's a must." When I heard this, my heart was also heavy, mainly because the voice of the Wu Jiu Lao Bastard on the other side was very imposing, and I felt strange and scary, so I said: "The master is above, and I will be worshiped by the disciple!" ”

"Alright, these clichés will be dispensed with." Suddenly, the other side remembered something and said: "By the way, I still have to give you a road number, you can call it, your senior brother's road name is Iron Man, you can call it Batman, I still have something to do, so I won't say it, just let Old Man Li tell you specifically." After saying that, the other side hung up the phone.

Hang up the phone, I figured it out later, inexplicably there was a master, and somehow there was a Batman's road number, and the old superstition saw that I was done and said: "Let's go, I'll go get you a seal, I'll get it for you a long time ago." ”

"You've got it?" I asked strangely, and the old superstition gave me a blank look and said, "That's all there are for Wu Jiu, Iron Man, Batman, Spider-Man, Hulk, which one do you want?" ”

"Batman." I didn't have any idea of the number at the time.

The old superstition came out with a very small seal, about the thickness of a thumb, and then the old superstition took a piece of writing down my birthday, and then looked at me and said, "Kneel!" ”

I know that these Mr. Yin and Yang are very particular about these things, so I quickly knelt down on my legs, and the old superstition took the piece of paper and read solemnly: "Today, I will accept disciples on behalf of Wu Jiu!" Chen Hui, born in the year of Gengchen Gengchen Richen Renchen Richen, worship under my nine martial arts, you need to follow the teacher's training, learn my Taoism, and remember to abide by the three precepts! ”

"First! Don't use sorcery to harm people! ”

"Second! Don't do anything to deceive teachers and destroy ancestors! ”

"Third! Don't show off your skills in front of anyone! ”

"You have to keep these three things in mind and not forget!"