"Senior brother, don't run, come, senior brother hug!"

I went, I didn't expect that Iron Man to be Brother Xiang, after Brother Xiang listened to the words of the old superstition, he knew that I would be terrible after becoming his junior brother, and he teased me vigorously, at this time, yes, I and Brother Xiang were fighting in the living room of my house.

Brother Xiang and Han Sifan looked for the water ghost for three days, but they still had no clue, and they were ready to take a day off in a fit of anger, and they would continue to look for it tomorrow, and they were probably too tired to do it.

"Brother Xiang, is it difficult to draw talismans?" I had a fuss with Brother Xiang for a while, I just finished worshipping the teacher yesterday, and I haven't learned to draw talismans, and the old superstition seems to have forgotten to teach me, and now I have to ask Brother Xiang.

Brother Xiang coughed and said, "Ahem, what, you have to know, senior brother, I'm not that professional, you want me to look at the feng shui, it's okay, I haven't learned this thing yet." ”

Brother Xiang has a habit, as long as he knows a little about something, he will blow it up, if it is the current situation and directly say that he won't, that is, he can't even fur, I thought about it and said: "It's okay, I'll draw one myself first!" ”

Saying that, I was also excited and secretly took out a piece of yellow paper, brush, and cinnabar from under the table, but fortunately, Brother Xiang still had some black dog blood on his body.

I ran to the kitchen and got a big bowl, put the yellow paper in the middle of the table, poured cinnabar and black dog blood into the big bowl, then stirred it, dipped a little bit of this black dog blood and cinnabar mixed with a brush, and then took out the little book, looked at the types of charms in it, and saw what the first talisman I drew in my life was going to draw.

I want to draw a low-level thing like a fart charm.,The first time.,It's definitely going to be a little advanced.,I turned it straight back.,The more the back, the more difficult it is.,Turn to the penultimate page.,Finally, I saw a more satisfying one.,It's called the fire charm.,Said it can spontaneously combust.,The flame that ignites can burn the ghosts.。

Handsome! That's it.,I'm happy.,Regardless of Brother Xiang next to me.,Take the brush and draw it according to the top of the talisman.,This thing is actually very strange.,Not all the talismans are very complicated.,Some of the talismans are just a few strokes.,Some of the talismans are very complicated.,And you have to change the painting while chanting the spell.。

This fire talisman is relatively simple, just seven or eight words, it is a word from ancient times, and I don't know what age it is, it seems to be written about the burning of the city, anyway, it looks like a bull's fork.

I concentrated on the painting, and finally drew this talisman after I drew it for more than 20 minutes, mainly because my writing is not good, I have to draw little by little, and the handwriting can not make too many mistakes.

After I finished painting, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and before I knew it, the sweat on my forehead also dripped down, wiped the sweat, looked at Brother Xiang next to me, it seemed that he was about to fall asleep, I pushed him and said, "Brother Xiang, don't sleep, I'm done!" Get up and take a look. ”

"Oooh!" Brother Xiang wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, opened his eyes and glanced at me hazy and said, "Okay, the painting is good, you can invite Master Zu." After Brother Xiang finished speaking, he also sat upright.

The first time you draw a talisman must ask the grandfather, if the ancestor does not show the spirit, it means that your talisman this time is not good, your talisman will not take effect, and then you have to continue to invite the grandfather, I turned my head to look at Brother Xiang and asked: "Who is our grandfather?" ”

"I'll calculate, Master Wu Jiu's master is Master Liu, and Master Liu Zu picked up Zhuge Liang's codex and started to be powerful, our ancestor should be Zhuge Kongming!"

"Damn, that's a**!" I froze for a moment, obviously Brother Xiang has been apprenticed for a long time, anyway, I don't know if it is Master Liu Zu, but now I can't delay too much, I knelt down on my knees, folded my hands, sandwiched the brush between the fingers and index fingers of my two hands, and then read: "The divine soldiers are as urgent as the law, exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts and kill goblins." Collect the soul at the three-fork intersection, and draw the talisman ancestor to the mortal world! Please ask the ancestor to manifest his spirit! After that, I took the tip of the brush and tapped my forehead.

Then I smeared the cinnabar and black dog blood on the brush on my Batman seal, and then held the seal with both hands, and covered it in the middle of the talisman, and after the cover went down, suddenly this talisman actually emitted a very faint light, although it was very light, but there were still there, I was happy when I saw it, and it was successful!

I let out a sigh of relief, I'm tired from drawing! The mental pressure is great, but I don't dare to delay now, I put my hands together and sealed, "Congratulations to the ancestor!" Then he bowed three times at the talisman, and the light of the talisman vanished.

Brother Xiang praised me after finishing it on the side: "That's good, boy, you can ask Master Zu to succeed once, and many people ask for more than a dozen times before they succeed!" ”

"I'm a genius, I can't help it." I felt a little hypoxic in my head at the time, I don't know why, maybe this is a normal phenomenon that occurs for the first time when I draw a talisman, and suddenly I feel very stuffy in my chest, I subconsciously turned my head to Brother Xiang and asked: "Brother Xiang, do you dare not feel that this room seems to be very stuffy!" ”

But as soon as I turned around, Brother Xiang's eyes began to roll his eyes, and his whole body trembled like a sheep leprosy, and I looked at this look, and subconsciously looked at the stone statue of the evil god at home.

Before I could get up and run away, I was pressed to the ground by Brother Xiang, and he pinched my neck with both hands!

Although Brother Xiang is not a muscular hunk, but he is also a man, my mother was on the upper body at that time, I couldn't push it away, let alone this Brother Xiang, at this time rolling his eyes, pinching me with both hands, I didn't shout, or it was useless to shout, and I didn't believe that he could let go of me by shouting twice.

I grabbed his wrist with both hands and pulled it out, hoping to get his hand back so I could breathe, but obviously it wasn't going as planned, my strength was too small, he was sitting on my stomach, I was pressed to the ground by him, and I kicked him in the back with my knees.

"Fuck your sister, give me death!" Brother Xiang was still whispering in his mouth, I really couldn't help it, but I suddenly thought that the spell book mentioned that the blood of the human tongue is the most yang thing, and the evil people are afraid of this thing, and I couldn't care about it so much at that time, so I bit the tip of my tongue hard.

Day! It hurts, if you don't know what it feels like, you can try it on the tip of your tongue, I really don't know how to say that feeling, I really don't know how to say it, I watch those Taoists on those TVs on weekdays bite their tongues and spurt blood like a nobody, it's really fucking admirable.

At that time, it hurt so much that my tears were about to drip out, as if there was no blood, there was no smell of blood in my mouth, tears, I took another bite, finally, it seemed that my tongue was bitten by me, and there was a strong smell of blood in my mouth, I took a saliva, and spit on Brother Xiang's face in one mouthful, just like spitting on his saliva, anyway, it felt quite refreshing.

Brother Xiang was vomited by me, and sure enough, he screamed with his hands on his face as if he was in great pain, the sound was very harsh, I took the opportunity to kick him out, Brother Xiang was still rolling on the ground at this time, I directly picked up the black dog blood mixed with cinnabar on the table and splashed it on him, and there was green smoke on his body, which looked like a movie scene. I also took the flame talisman and slapped it on his forehead, and then chanted: "Five Elements Shengke, Fa Qi **, E!" ”