"Ah Jiu, come and see, our apprentice, Xiaohui." As soon as Mrs. Qiuxiang saw this outburst, she pointed at me and said, this Wu Jiu took off his sunglasses, glanced at me and nodded, and then said lightly to Mrs. Qiuxiang: "Daughter-in-law, how many times have I told you, calm, calm." ”

"Apprentice." The master came to me, looked at me, nodded as if he was very satisfied, and suddenly asked, "Anyway, how old are you this year?" ”

"Uh...... "I froze for a moment, this girl, this is too funny, I don't know how old the apprentice is when I am the master, but I think that I have to rely on this master to find the Red Gate Inn, I still squeezed out a smile and said: "Master, I am eighteen this year, almost nineteen." ”

"Well, let's go and eat first, I've ordered." The master looked at me and laughed, and inexplicably, said to Mrs. Qiuxiang, "Let's go, just the hot pot restaurant on the corner of the street." ”

After speaking, I turned around to go out, I hurriedly followed, fortunately did not disappoint me, the master's BMW was parked outside, I followed Mrs. Qiuxiang into the car, I didn't dare to speak after getting in the car, but the master and Mrs. had a word of chatting.

The car drove for three minutes and stopped in a large square, there is a small hill opposite this large square, there is a Xiang Yu Temple on it, and opposite is the most prosperous commercial street in Wujiang Town, the master did not speak after getting off the car, and the master and his wife took me to the commercial street, many shop owners in the commercial street also greeted the master from time to time, and it was seen that the master's popularity was not bad, and most of those people asked a question, asking him what he smoked and spread so much.

My master replied that the weather was too cold, cool wool, although this place did have a gentle breeze, not like the furnace-like weather in Chongqing, but no matter how summer it was, I could still see my master sweating in the rain and dripping down.

The master took me to stop at the door of a hot pot restaurant, this hot pot restaurant is quite large, there are two floors, it may be noon inside, but it is quite deserted, only two tables of people are eating, the master took me in and shouted: "Lao Wang, hurry up, take me to the private room." ”

A middle-aged man about thirty years old walked out, this man wore glasses, wore a professional black suit, and looked like he was sven, he should be the old king shouted in the master's mouth.

"It's called Mao, you haven't paid the money you owe for dinner two days ago." This old king smiled and said half-jokingly.

"What are you talking about, it's not serious, can I owe money for dinner, let me introduce you, this is the apprentice I just received, Chen Hui, today I brought my apprentice to your place for dinner, you are embarrassed to ask me to collect money, you are so cheesy." The relationship between the master and this old Wang seemed to be good, and he hammered him in the chest and chatted with him.

The two of them chatted quietly for a while, and from time to time there would be a burst of obscene laughter, and then Lao Wang asked a little girl to lead us to the second floor, the second floor is very wide, and there are a lot of private rooms in the innermost, the little girl led us in and left, this room is also quite large, there must be more than 40 square bars, and sofas, etc., very comfortable.

After the master asked me to sit down and ordered some random dishes, he hurriedly dragged the mink coat outside, and he was wearing a black vest inside, and he scolded: "Paralyzed, I'm dying of heat." ”

"Master, it's okay to wear so much, why are you doing it?" I asked strangely.

"You know a fart, the first time we met was formal, do you think like you, wearing a thirty yuan stall to meet the master, tell you, when I went to see my master......" Speaking of this, suddenly my master stopped talking.

"What's wrong with you seeing Shizu?" I asked weakly, and the master shook his head and scolded: "It's okay, it's okay, you don't understand what your little kid said." ”

I saw that my master was like this, so I didn't dare to continue to ask, in fact, according to my character, I wouldn't be careful to talk like a grandson like this, isn't this something to ask for, and it's not okay to pretend to be an uncle when asking for others.

Soon the food came up, and we chatted about something else, and my master and wife also asked me how I learned to catch ghosts, and the first time I saw a ghost, did I pee my pants or something, I said that the first time I caught ghosts was with the old superstition, it seems that I was dealing with the black corpse in Peach Village.

When I mentioned that the black corpse seemed to evoke the memories of my master, he bragged and said: "You are weak, you must know that your master and I dealt with two corpse monsters for the first time, and I killed those two corpse monsters with one knife and one knife at that time." ”

"Less bragging." My master smiled when she looked at the master at this time, and then said to me, "Your master was almost scared to pee his pants at that time, and it was up to others to kill those two corpse monsters." ”

I chatted with this master and his wife while eating, after a short period of understanding, I felt that my master loves to brag very much, and he likes to blow more than Brother Xiang, and when he talks about the temple, he says that he has blown up the Yasukuni Temple, when he talks about tomb robbery, he says that he has gone to the Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang, when he talks about zombies, he says that he has worshiped with the drought, and when he talks about monsters, he says that he has lived together with Hu Sanye.

Third Master Hu, everyone knows, the monster leaders of the three northeastern provinces, I shook my head, my master is really good enough to blow.

When my master heard my master bragging, she smiled and didn't speak, and after my master finished blowing and drinking and farting with the Vatican Pope, she suddenly asked me: "By the way, Xiaohui, do you have something to do here?" I don't believe you're just coming to admire me. ”

Admiring the wool, my master is really fucking shameless, although I thought so in my heart, but I still pretended to be a grandson on my face and said: "I can't hide it, in fact, I really want to ask the master for something when I came over this time." ”

"Oh, say, as long as you don't want to see the Vatican pope jump off his clothes or something, most of the others are fine." After the master finished speaking, I felt a little more comfortable, although he may be bragging, but my heart is comfortable.

"Actually, I probably won't live to be twenty-five." I then told my master and my wife what the old superstition had told me, and when my wife heard this, she anxiously said to him, "Didn't you meet the Red Gate Inn before?" ”

Unexpectedly, the master's face sank, who was still smiling before, and he shook his head at his wife and said, "What do you know?" Do you know what that Red Door Inn is? ”

"Isn't it just a group of monsters, just go and ask Third Master Hu." The master asked strangely, but the master shook his head and said, "If it is really Hu San, then it will be solved, the back of the Red Gate Inn is not as simple as you think." ”