【069】 Unlucky!

"Although many people know about the Red Gate Inn, they think that it is a monster gathering place made by Mrs. Hu, in fact, I have always thought so before, but then when I was bored, I chatted with Mrs. Hu and learned a secret, this secret is estimated to be counted on one hand by people who know in the world."

My master bragged again, and although I thought so in my heart, I didn't speak, and continued to listen.

"Do you know who the boss of the Red Gate Inn is?" The master looked at the two of us, and his wife slapped him on the head and scolded, "Hurry up, what are you selling?" ”

"Oh, behind the Red Door Inn is actually Tai Sui." After the master finished speaking, he looked at me, and I paused for a moment and asked, "Tai Sui?" Isn't Tai Sui a rare plant? ”

"Yes, but since ancient times, there has been a crime of Tai Sui, and Tai Sui's head is said to be groundbreaking, which is also said that the Tai Sui in your mouth is actually the kind of plant in your mouth Tai Sui has become a refinement, Tai Sui is an extremely powerful god, quite fierce."

"And do you know, the monsters that plants become are the most terrifying, because they are difficult to destroy, even if you destroy its body, but if you don't destroy its roots, it can't die, the Tai Sui of the Red Gate Inn is such a monster, it's quite tricky, and it has a thousand-year-old Taoism, Hu San is a junior in front of it."

I said, "I don't want to kill him, I just want to ask me how the curse on my body is lifted, master, help me, I don't want to die of your apprentice." ”

My master frowned, looked at me after a moment and said, "Do you remember the first time I met you and said that you had two curses on your back?" ”

"I remember." I nodded, I was strange at the time, but now that I think about it, one of them must be this curse that will not live to be twenty-five years old.

"Both of your curses are extremely vicious, and if nothing else, you will surely not live to be twenty-five years old." The master glanced at me, and finally frowned and said: "Actually, seriously, I don't want to care about your affairs, because although I don't know what you or your ancestors have provoked, as long as I help you, you will definitely be involved in a lot of disputes, I just ask about the affairs of the rivers and lakes for many years, and I want to spend the rest of my life quietly with your master." ”

"Hmm." I looked at the master pitifully, and finally he sighed and said: "Who made me unlucky to accept you as an apprentice, you take this talisman to a fortune-telling hall called Linglingtang in Chengdu, find a person named Wu Zhicong, you just say I asked him to help you, he will definitely help you, the address of the Red Gate Inn is easy to find, if there is a danger to my life, report my name of Wu Jiu, say that it is my apprentice, and you will be able to save your life." ”

"Well, thank you, master." I took the talisman in his hand and asked strangely: "I've also met Uncle Cong, wouldn't it be nice if you just called him, and what are you doing with this talisman to see him?" ”

", there's no artistic conception at all, isn't it all for the apprentice to ask the apprentice to find someone to help, have you ever heard of a master who said: You go to xx, I'll call him and say. Have you heard of it? I really don't know how to take in such a stupid apprentice as you, I'll go. The master gave me a blank look and scolded.

I could only nod helplessly, thinking to myself, I really don't know how to worship him, this wonderful master.

After eating, my wife wanted to take me to live at the master's house, but the master scolded: "When I came out to learn art, I never heard of people who ran to the master's house every day, they all slept on the streets, lived in broken temples, and lived in Yizhuang, you can't break this rule." ”

"Nani, you let me go to Yizhuang." Although I can catch ghosts, can I sleep in such a swishing place in Yizhuang?

"Wrong, go to a hotel for Lao Tzu."

……

Out of the hot pot restaurant, the master pulled his wife and left, saying that he would come to me tomorrow morning, I looked, it was night, and I didn't know where there was a hotel, so I found an uncle next to me and asked: "Uncle, where is there a hotel recently?" ”

"Look at you, you're from out of town." The uncle was very enthusiastic, put his arm around my shoulders and said: "The hotel service is not very good, and it is expensive, go to the massage shop I often go to with my uncle, the shop is affordable and the service attitude is good." ”

"Uh, uncle, I won't prostitute." I blushed, politely rejected this enthusiastic uncle, and after looking for a long time, I found a hotel, called the Eleventh Hotel, and after entering the hall, I saw more than 20 white girls, dressed very revealing to welcome guests.

There are also a few uncles who are picking girls obscenely, I sighed, in broad daylight, this group of beasts, I shook my head, I only hated that I didn't bring enough money, so I brought a thousand yuan, and the bastard master didn't mean to give me money, those girls clearly marked the price, the cheapest are all starting at a thousand prices, but the quality looks like a model, and the money is worth it.

When I got to the room, I took a shower, put down my baggage, I was so tired that I couldn't stand it after a day's car, I lay on the bed, closed my eyes, and just about to fall asleep, I heard the sound next door that is generally only in **, to say that I am a big boy, I suddenly didn't feel sleepy at all, I felt hot and panicked, I glanced at my wallet, booked a room, and seven hundred yuan, otherwise I went out to find a massage shop? The uncle said it was very cheap.

Forget it, those aunts in the massage parlor look weird and scary, think about it, close your eyes, and imagine that you are in the dormitory, Brother Xiang is watching ** next to you, not to mention, I fantasized like this, and I really felt a lot better, but after a while, there was a louder voice next to it.

Grandma, you eat meat, don't show the smell of meat to tempt hungry people, Shi can be killed, unbearable, I put on my clothes, ran to the next room, kicked the door a few times, and scolded: "Paralyzed, you still don't let people sleep, fuck your uncle." ”

I was not afraid at all in my heart, I subconsciously thought that this was the obscene old man who had picked up the young lady downstairs before, but as soon as the door opened, suddenly a muscular man of 1.9 meters walked out, this big man was bare-chested, and he still had a dragon tattoo on his body, and as soon as he came out, he pointed at my nose and said, "What did you just say?" Do you have the ability to force it to try again? ”

I'm not stunned, I'm a true hero who knows how to advance and retreat, I immediately bent down and said with a smile: "Big brother, you were a little too loud just now, can you be a little smaller." "It's better to pretend to be a grandson than to be beaten, this is not a movie, there is no need to pretend to be a hero.

"I like it, can you handle it? . The big man glared at me and scolded, looking fierce, and was about to stretch out his legs and kick me. I didn't panic, coughed and whispered: "Big brother, in fact, I am a policeman, there is a drug trafficking gang in this hotel that is trafficking drugs, I am on a mission, it is convenient." ”

As soon as I finished speaking, I thought that this big man would be scared by me, after all, he wouldn't dare to hit the police anyway, but this big man's face did change, and then he covered my mouth, grabbed me by the neck with his hand, and dragged me into the house.

I was dragged in to take a look, and I was dumbfounded, there were seven fierce men in the room, and there were two boxes, one box was a bag of flour, and the other box was all RMB, which was clearly the way the drug powder transaction looked like in the movie, I immediately understood, they deliberately put ** to attract the attention of others, in fact, they were selling drugs,, isn't it, I'm so unlucky?

ps: From now on, I will update at 8 am and 6 pm, so you don't have to wait late to watch it during the day.