"!"

The six of us held our wine glasses and toasted, and after drinking, the six of us sat down, and I asked Xu Dian, "What about Xiaoxiao and your children?" Didn't come along? ”

"Come here, I opened a room for them in the hotel opposite, and they came by car for a long time, and they were too tired to do it." Xu Dian said while eating.

Tailong asked Brother Xiang, "Xiangzi, tell me why you suddenly want to get married, so that my brothers can give you a moment of silence." ”

"What do I have to mourn when I get married?" Brother Xiang asked puzzled.

"I'm going, I'm married, you have to honestly guard a woman, don't you mourn for your love saint?" Tyrone said with a smile.

"Yes, I have to make a toast to my reputation as a former love saint!"

……

Anyway, that night I was drinking with Brother Xiang, I kept drinking, I wanted to vomit, and the reason for the final toast was also strange, such as Xu Dian pulled Brother Xiang and said, "Cheers to you for being so handsome." ”

Brother Xiang, who was originally drunk, heard this, his eyes were red, he took the wine, and did it without hesitation.

Headache, I opened my eyes in a daze, as if someone next to me was calling me, I looked, it turned out to be Sister Fan, Sister Fan looked at me with a complaining face and said, "Xiangzi got married, what are you pulling him to drink for." ”

"Daughter-in-law, what time is it?" My head hurt to death, and I rubbed it with my hands.

Sister Fan took out her mobile phone and looked at the time: "At six o'clock in the morning, hurry up and change clothes, and prepare to follow Xiangzi to pick up the bride." ”

"Eun." Although my head was still very painful and my body was sore, but when I thought that today was the big day of Brother Xiang's wedding, I couldn't drop the chain, so I sat up directly, ran to the bathroom in the hotel room to wash up, and looked at myself in the mirror, my face was very pale, my hair was very messy, my appearance was very handsome, and my image was very temperamental.

Yes, I wet my hands, and then scratched my hair a few times to make it a little less ugly than before, and then rinsed my face with water, and I felt a lot more sober.

When I walked out of the room, I saw Sister Fan holding a lot of makeup and putting on makeup, and I asked strangely, "Daughter-in-law, what are you doing with makeup?" ”

"Maybe there will be some handsome guys at the wedding banquet today." Sister Fan gave me a blank look.

I pretended to be surprised and looked at Sister Fan: "You dare to steal people behind my back." ”

"Wrong, it's stealing people in front of you, don't accept it? I'm not convinced that you bite me, haha. Sister Fan laughed, pointed to the chair next to her and said, "Sit down, I'll put on makeup for you." ”

I crossed my hands in front of my face: "What do you want to do?" ”

"Makeup." Sister Fan took the cosmetics and prepared them in front of me, she said: "You are now so filthy, and you are still the best man, don't you feel ashamed of Xiangzi?" ”

"What do you know, I'm already so handsome without makeup, if I have makeup? Besides, today I deliberately made the handsome and temperamental me look like this, just for the sake of Brother Xiang, Brother Xiang is also stupid, don't go to find a guy from Pan Changjiang as the best man, I have to find someone who is more handsome than Pan An as the best man.

"Less nonsense, no dissolution." Sister Fan yelled at me.

"If you don't make it, you can't kill it, a man is dignified, how can he make a woman dress like this?" I can't say why, anyway, I'm very disgusted with men's makeup, a big man, he has to smear his face white and red, like a clown, just like those guys in Korea, one by one like a peerless little sufferer.

That kind of sissy I saw one on the street and beat one by one, and now Sister Fan asked me to put on makeup? Wouldn't it make me a sissy, and there would be no way to kill me.

"Do you really want to be beaten to death by me?" Sister Fan asked me with her fists puffed out.

"It's not going to be killed, uh, at most you can only wipe a little bit, it's okay not to wear lipstick, I'll go, don't bring such a trick." I still compromised and became the kind of person I despised the most, the sissy.

I came to the mirror in the toilet again, half an hour ago, although my face was a little pale, but full of masculinity, now in the mirror, I am smeared with flour-like things, both cheeks and blush, and my mouth is also painted with red lipstick, just like a kindergarten child participating in a singing competition, almost on my forehead a beauty mole.

I'll go, I wonder if Sister Fan deliberately asked Brother Xiang to ruin my appearance, I still participate in the wedding like this, and I'm afraid of being seen when I go out, but the slight benefit is that others shouldn't recognize who I am when I look like me, and when I meet acquaintances, don't admit that I'm Chen Hui, I can't afford to lose this person.

I carefully looked at myself in the mirror again, no, this is still too obvious, these flours still can't stop my handsome face, I have to add something, I took advantage of Sister Fan to go out and didn't know what to do, quickly found a lot of cosmetics from her cosmetics, and then wiped it on my face vigorously, making it colorful, so that I didn't know myself when I looked at it in the mirror.

Yes, don't talk about anyone else now, even my mother probably won't recognize me.

Sister Fan came back soon, looked at me and scolded, "Are you crazy? Is it scary? ”

"You don't care, you don't care." I waved my hand and ran out of the room happily, thinking to myself, something is wrong, I still have to find someone to experiment first, to see if I can recognize me.

I looked at a cleaning aunt coming over there, and I rushed over to her and asked, "Auntie, do you know me?" ”

"Who are you?" This aunt glared at me.

"You really don't know me? Take a closer look. I pointed to my face and didn't continue.

"Oops." I covered my right eye and let this aunt punch me, but although my eyes hurt, it showed that my makeup had an effect.

I happily ran to the hall, watching those people busy one by one, no one cared about me, and no one knew me, when suddenly an unknown person ran next to me and yelled at me: "Why did the Peking Opera singer come to the front?" Run two more rehearsals later, hurry up. ”

"You just sang Peking Opera, I'm the best man." I yelled at this guy dissatisfied, everyone looked at me, and Brother Xiang ran in front of me as soon as possible and circled around me twice.

"Squeak." While laughing, Brother Xiang shook his head and said: "I just asked Sister Fan to make you ugly, but I didn't expect Sister Fan to be so ruthless and directly make you unrecognizable, if you hadn't yelled yourself, I really wouldn't have recognized you." ”

I'm fucking his uncle, if he hadn't gotten married today, I'd have rushed up and beaten him.