What else can I say about Brother Xiang, a ** little slut? Kicked him in the ass, told him to get out, and then ran to the toilet, washed the messy things on his face, looked at the white and clean face, or didn't wear makeup, I don't know how anyone likes makeup? It's weird.

After I returned to the hall, Tai Long, Chen Qingyi, Xu Dian, and Xiao Fat looked at me very strangely, and Tai Long ran to me and said, "Didn't I hear that Xiangzi got married today, did you specially prepare a Peking Opera program?" What about the program? ”

"Get rough, I'm in a bad mood, don't bother me." I sighed.

Soon it was eight o'clock, and the wedding car had already been parked at the door of the hotel, ten extended Lincolns, and a white extended Humvee, which looked quite shocking, and the white extended Humvee was also the main wedding car.

A group of people began to get on the bus, I was the best man, naturally followed Brother Xiang in the main wedding car, and other relatives and friends were in other extended Lincoln.

"Teruko, I'm so nervous." Brother Xiang was holding a bouquet of roses in his hand in the wedding car and said worriedly to me.

"Nervous about?" I asked strangely.

"The first time I met my mother-in-law and father-in-law, aren't you nervous?" Brother Xiang gave me a blank look.

I said, "Haven't you seen it before, and give her money to treat her father's illness." ”

"At that time, I was an uncle and aunt, and now I am a father-in-law and mother-in-law, and my identity is different." Brother Xiang said this so much that I wanted to kick him.

The car first wandered around in the main city, and when it was almost twelve o'clock, it stopped on the road under the Guanyin Bridge in Jiangbei, Yang Juan's family lived in the community behind Carrefour, and the family conditions were not particularly good, but it could only be regarded as just enough food and clothing, otherwise her father would not have been unable to pay for treatment when he was sick.

The house is also an old-fashioned community, Brother Xiang is wearing a straight suit, and so am I, but Brother Xiang's suit is said to be five figures, and I only have four figures, and there are a lot of red envelopes in the bag.

Just now, Tailong and a few people have already told me, and when they will throw red envelopes, they will throw them hard, and after they get the red envelopes, they will split the account with me, I scolded them at the time, Brother Xiang's marriage is such a big event, this group of guys still think about this kind of thing, it really makes me feel ashamed, this little money, what is there to be greedy? Does it make sense? Do you need to split your bill? I despised them in my heart and hurriedly hid half of the red envelope in the fart bag of my pants.

Ahem, let's not talk about this, at that time, a large group of us went to Yang Juan's house.

The building where Yang Juan's family lives feels like a product of the 80s in Chongqing, it looks quite shabby, with a total of six floors, and there is no elevator, so we climbed directly to the sixth floor.

Entering Yang Juan's house, Yang Juan's house should still be more than 100 square meters, at this time the living room is full of relatives and friends, and there are many gifts and bedding, Yang Juan's father and mother are wearing new clothes, watching Brother Xiang arrive, the two laughed, Yang Juan's father pointed to a door and said: "Juan is inside, hurry in." ”

Brother Xiang nodded, walked to the door and knocked vigorously on the door and said, "Daughter-in-law, I'm here, open the door." ”

There was some laughter from some little girls inside, saying, "If you want to marry us, Juan has to show sincerity." ”

Needless to say, these should be Yang Juan's best friends, the voices of these little girls are so fucking seductive, if it weren't for Sister Fan behind, I would have to howl wolf, but I can't, it doesn't mean that others can't.

Tai Long ran up and said, "What kind of sincerity do you want?" Do you want to give you a boyfriend? ”

"Yes, yes, Shoko, send me out, don't worry about my feelings." Chubby ran to the side and said.

Tai Long hurriedly said: "Send me out, don't treat me as a human being, I can change back to my sister-in-law, little brother, I am duty-bound." ”

", I'm getting married, what's the trouble." Brother Xiang glanced at them and said, "I didn't bring any gifts today, so I brought a few red envelopes." ”

After saying that, Brother Xiang turned around and glanced at me, I quickly understood, walked up and took out the red envelope and handed it to Brother Xiang, Brother Xiang looked at the red envelope in his hand, and scolded in a low voice: "Day, why are there only so few?" ”

"It's gone, it's gone." I coughed, not daring to look into Brother Xiang's eyes.

Brother Xiang sighed, grabbed me and said, "The red envelope is all on this handsome guy, I will send him in immediately, the red envelope is on him, it depends on your ability if you can't grab it." ”

After speaking, a small gap opened in the door, and Brother Xiang pushed me inside, I didn't resist at all, and inferred from the laughter before, it was definitely a group of little beauties inside.

Suddenly, I let out a roar in my heart, I have so many wallets on my body, I can touch it as much as I want, don't treat me as a human being.

As soon as I entered, I was dumbfounded, a large group of ugly and fat girls, but the voice was very sweet, I saw this group of ugly girls, just wanted to resist, so I let a woman press me down on the bed, and then smeared it on me.

If Lin Liling did this, I would definitely close my eyes and look at death, but looking at this girl who was covered in fat, with eye droppings in the corners of her eyes, and a big tugging of nose hair on her nose, I immediately swore to resist.

"Yamai falls, don't, don't do this, don't touch me." I subconsciously yelled.

I heard the sound of this group of fat girls touching me, and I could vaguely hear Tai Long outside the door saying: "Paralysis, let Huizi take the lead, the voice of the girl inside is so sweet, maybe how beautiful it is." ”

Suddenly, Chen Qingyi said: "But isn't it, you listen to that kid scream more**much**, indescribable enjoyment." ”

Enjoy your paralysis, I'm worse than dead now, this group of chicks who pressed me touched me all over my body, and soon snatched out the little red envelope I hid, and even I felt someone slap me my face twice.

If handsomeness is a sin, am I not a heinous sin. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm not wrong again and again. If I have charm, I will be punished, and I will not be slashed by a thousand cuts?

Hey, it's all too handsome, looking at the large group of stupid old ladies around me, I suddenly hugged my chest, squatted in the corner, and looked at them innocently, Yang Juan was wearing a wedding dress, and she was also looking at me with a smile.

Soon the group of silly girls opened the red envelope, counted, seemed to be satisfied, and opened the door, after Brother Xiang and them walked in, Tailong Xiaopang, Xu Dian and they saw this group of silly old ladies here, and immediately looked at me with understanding, and then looked at me with pity and sympathy.

I was like a little girl who was bullied, squatting in the corner, almost crying with grievances, who did I provoke.