[475] More than half a step of weirdness
My type struggled for a long time, gritted his teeth, or shook his head, forget it, anyway, I have to go to the underworld in the end, I recruited a taxi and bought a plane ticket to Wujiang Town.
At nine o'clock in the evening, I came to Wujiang Town, the door of the master's house, I knocked on the door, and soon the door was opened, my master was wearing a white vest, a pair of blue shorts underneath, wearing slippers, and a big gold necklace around his neck, looking like a jobless homeless in society.
"You're here?" My master spared his head and said, "Come in." ”
When I went in, I saw two masters sitting on the sofa chatting, and when I went in, I sat on the sofa, and my master threw me an apple and asked, "What?" Didn't go to see Xiaofan? ”
"Nope." I shook my head: "I was afraid that I would be even more sad when I saw the separation, so I didn't go." ”
"It's okay if you don't go, you don't have to worry." My master said, "Let's get ready, we'll go down at twelve o'clock in the morning, and the situation in the underworld is not optimistic now." ”
"What's wrong?" I asked the master, "Did you win the city of Equality at the beginning?" ”
"Hmm." My master nodded: "With so many people going up together, how can you not take a Equality City, but no ghosts dare to move into that Equality City, relying on those ghosts and Mr. Yin and Yang to defend it, but the defense of the other seven cities will be weakened a lot, so in the end, everyone was withdrawn, and Equality City was occupied." ”
"Huh? Isn't that the same as not having an equal city? At that time, the ghosts who died in Pingping City were also considered to have died in vain. I sighed.
My master crossed Erlang's legs on the sofa, and nibbled on an apple by himself: "This kind of ending can actually be seen from the very beginning, the ten halls of Yama have their natal magic weapon, then they are the ten halls of Yama, there is no natal magic weapon, at most it is a more powerful ghost, not the word king, there is no natal magic weapon to suppress the urban area, those demon beasts will rush into the urban area at any time." ”
"Why don't you think those monsters rush into Yama City and other urban areas? Think they're scared of life or what? That's because there is King Yama who is there, as long as King Yama has their natal magic weapon, Yama City will definitely not be lost, eh, the demon beast in the mist and the son of Yin Tianzi are not among them, if these two guys make a move, it will be suspenseful. "My master stretched and lay on the couch squinting at TV, which seemed to be just right.
I was also preoccupied, holding an apple in a daze, and the two wives were just watching Korean dramas, occasionally whispering a word to talk.
As soon as it was twelve o'clock, my master opened his eyes, stood up, and said to me, "Let's go, you can go down." ”
After finishing speaking, my master took out two small oil lamps under the coffee table, then took out a piece of paper and said, "Write down your birthday." ”
"This is a soul-attracting lamp?" I looked at these two small oil lamps and asked, the soul-attracting lamp is actually used to let the people who have passed the yin come back, the people who have passed the yin will light an oil lamp when they pass the yin, if the oil lamp is on, they can come back easily, if these two lamps are extinguished, then the soul will be aimless, it is difficult to return.
"Although you may not be able to come back, I will light a lamp for you." My master explained.
I took the note from the master, took out a pen and wrote down my birthday, then put the paper on the table, and pressed an oil lamp on top of it.
After last night with my master, I asked him, "Master, how do you get out of your body?" ”
As soon as I finished speaking, I saw my master punch at me, this punch hit my right cheek, I instantly felt dizzy in my head, and suddenly my master pointed at my forehead with the middle finger of his right hand and said: "Taishang Laojun is as anxious as the law!" Chi. ”
Then I fainted in a daze.
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I opened my eyes and looked around, at this time I was lying at the door of a train station, this is more than half a step, I rubbed my head,, this 2B master, the way to pass the yin is like this.
My master was also lying next to me, at this time my master looked like he was rolling his eyes, looking blue and swollen, I was obedient, looking at my master's appearance, I suddenly felt a lot more comfortable, and I don't know which master made such a ruthless move.
"Oops, it hurts me." My master suddenly screamed and stood up with his face covered.
"Master, what kind of trick are you, this is how you pass the yin every time?" I asked the master, and my master scolded: "Fart, there are so many ways to pass the yin, other methods are very troublesome, all kinds of cumbersome means, this method is the simplest, I used this, this thing needs to be half-dreaming and half-awake to cast a spell to pass the yin, you let me be knocked out with a punch, my ability to resist blows is too strong, let my two daughters-in-law beat me violently, damn." "My master has an unbalanced look.
I was a little dissatisfied with the sudden punch of the master, but looking at the master's appearance, I suddenly felt relieved, very comfortable, and I said, "Okay, okay, let's go to Yama City quickly." ”
But my master didn't seem to listen to me, many of the ghosts around me are estimated to have just died, one by one laughing at my master, my master scolded: "Look at it, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you, mother." ”
"Alright, let's get on the train." I was about to leave with my master in my hand, but my master suddenly stood still, and my master turned his head to look at me and said with a serious face, "Do you feel it?" ”
Seriously, although my master's words were very serious, I couldn't help but laugh, mainly because my master's nose was blue and his face was swollen, especially when he talked to me, there was a nosebleed from his nostrils.
"You laugh at the fart, don't laugh, there is really a situation, there will be an accident in this half a step!" My master's face suddenly changed wildly, and he hurriedly pinched the trick with both hands and said, "Return to the source and return my truth." Then my master slapped me on the forehead.
I was slapped by the master, and my head, which was still a little muddy, suddenly felt a cool feeling, and when I opened my eyes, I saw that the ghosts around me and the master before were all gone.
At this time, more than half a step looks empty, there is not a ghost, this is impossible, more than half a step is the only place for ghosts in the world to reach the underworld to be reincarnated, and there are almost ghosts everywhere here.
The most important thing is, what happened to the ghosts that my master and I saw just now? It's only possible that it's an illusion, what kind of person made half a step more than a ghost, and let me and my master fall into illusion?