Chapter 8: The Ministry of Service
“...... So, Xiaoyou, you must take responsibility for your cousin's affairs," the cousin said inexplicably.
"Scared?" "Look, because I was too surprised, I even changed my voice, not because I was timid...... Really.
"It's all because of Xiaoyou, so my cousin can't get married, so Xiaoyou must take responsibility. My cousin explained why, but the more she explained the more my brain was confused, and I couldn't figure it out at all.
No, no, no, the thinking circuit in my head is like a ball of yarn that has been broken by a kitten, and it has been completely messed up.
What the hell did I do to make my cousin not get married, could it be that things like 'beep-beep' and 'beep-beep' just happened here (why are they all muffled?), and the protagonists are still me and my own cousin? Damn, why is this enviable...... No, I don't remember anything about this impurity?
Let me think back and sort through my messy memories.
Here's the thing, a few minutes ago
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After my cousin used the ability [Six Flowers Contract] attached to the [Evil King's True Eye] to cast a forbidden technique called [True Mind Reading] on me, he lowered his head and cast the [Water Flood Golden Mountain] and the miracle of the world [Innate Enchantment]...... Well, in fact, it's just my cousin's sixth sense that noticed it, and the curiosity about her age and love problems that came to my heart, so I had to cry with a low head and scold society to avoid reality. (I've always thought that the inherent enchantment is the strongest escapist skill of all skills.,After all, covering the real world with the scene in your heart←_← isn't what escapism is?—— but I'm really sorry to deliberately force Gege to be so high)
Seeing my cousin's sad appearance, I couldn't bear it, I had to apologize and comfort her, obviously I took into account my cousin's fragile heart and didn't say it, my cousin's intuition was too strong, I realized that I had something to do, and I had to admit my mistake when I hadn't done anything wrong, this feeling was really strange, didn't this feel like 'attempted crime' in the law?
It's not (angrily flipping the table~~)
If you think about it as a crime, I'm afraid there aren't many people left in this world, and even saints can't guarantee that they haven't had the idea of committing a crime, such as abducting little Lori, abducting little Lori, a god horse (laughs)
So how long is this world that is not even free in thought going to restrain us, yes, this world is both cruel and unfree world, even if it is gentle, it is probably just for those who accompany a lot of friends, enjoy life and enjoy youth.
Such a world, explode.
I don't know if it's my delusion, after I apologized, the corners of my cousin's mouth suddenly turned up in a weird arc, and suddenly raised her head, which startled me, her face was still smooth, and she didn't cry at all, so that people couldn't see the momentum of the injury, but she was more energetic than usual and said with an energetic smile: "...... So, Xiaoyou, you must take responsibility for your cousin's affairs."
So there was the previous scene
"Scare?"
"It's all because of Xiaoyou, so my cousin can't get married, so Xiaoyou must take responsibility. "Why is it so ambiguous? Why is it my own cousin who said these ambiguous words? Why is my heart pounding?
Because Xiaoyou's ruthless words and attitude deeply hurt the weak heart of a cardamom young girl, and caused her cousin's sadness. Hasn't anyone taught you not to talk to women about age? Rewards and punishments must be clear."
"Eh,Service activities?How does the name sound like a kind of workmanship?,Why does it feel like there's a kind of gal game where the male protagonist is forced into a strange club by the female owner.,And then including twins.、Senior sister、Senior sister、Classmates、Young * tooth * Lori、Childhood sweetheart、Miss daughter、Sanno、Tsundere、Soft girl、Surrounded by a series of beautiful girls,Start the rhythm of youth love story"
"Any more nonsense will shut you up forever!!" my cousin said very threateningly, just like what was said on TV, "The only people in the world who can keep secrets are the dead," and shut up permanently...... That's probably what it meant, so, for the sake of my life, I obediently shut my mouth.
In this way, my cousin walked out of the office, crossed a long corridor, and led me to an inconspicuous classroom, which was a remote and suspicious classroom, suspicious that there was not even a word written on the door number, and there didn't seem to be anyone next to it, just like the kind of quiet place that no one disturbs in anime, which is also an important advantage of the strategy in gal games, because no one bothered.
"What the hell is this?" I asked my cousin
"It's the Ministry of Serving," my cousin repeated.
"Oh," I replied calmly, but my heart was already in turmoil.
What's going on with this kind of weird club like the Saint Ronia School Park (I have few friends)、Bare board high school drama department (clannad)、The summer of the Extreme East Magic Day Sleep Association (the second disease also has to fall in love)、What's going on with the light sound department (light sound girl),Maybe I'm really the legendary tiger body shock.,The legendary male protagonist of the Quartet?Maybe when you meet the ** youth who harasses the beautiful girl,,You can also plagiarize the kidney fighter pretending to be forced to say:The same trick can't beat me twice.。 I really want to say this line once!!
What kind of girls will I meet in this strange club?Is it a falling heroine?Or blonde, black, brown, silver, long, medium-long, short, clear soup noodles straight curls, ion perm, double ponytail, single ponytail, double braid, single braid, wavy, curly, warped hair, sailor suit, suit-style uniform, sports uniform, judo uniform, archery uniform, nanny, maid, witch, nun, girl cheerleader, black goth costume, white goth costume, cheongsam, sick beautiful girl, white child radio wave system, paranoia, Dual Personality: Queen, Princess, Stockings, Garters, Dressing Men, Glasses, Blindfolds, Bandages, School Swimsuits, One-Piece Swimsuits, Bikini Swimsuits, V-Shaped Swimsuits, String Swimsuits, Yokai, Ghosts, Beast-Eared Girls, etc.?
Hawkers,Anyway, the cute girl paper of various attributes is within the range of my acceptance.
Unconsciously, I put myself in the role of the male protagonist in the anime, waiting for my future member of the Crystal Palace.
"Ah...... Lala...... Laa...... Lala......"
The mood was simply happy to sing, with such excitement, I opened the door of the ministry classroom, and the cousin in the back also walked in, and glanced at the entire classroom, but found ~~
The corner of the room is full of old seats replaced by the school, and in this empty classroom, there is only a beautiful girl who walks out of the painting, who is sitting in front of the window silently flipping the library book in her hand, the breeze gently blows through the ends of her hair, and her long black and beautiful hair dances in the air, a rare beauty in the world, but when I see the face of that beautiful girl-
"Eh, eh, eh...... Why is it the Snow Maiden?" immediately let out a cry of surprise, but immediately realized that it was impolite at this time, so he covered his mouth and immediately cast an inquiring glance at his cousin.
The cousin on the side just looked at me with a smile, a look of pity, why did I look like a dead man, did I do something wrong?
Although I quickly covered my mouth when this sentence blurted out without words, it seemed to be too late, and the one I called the Snow Maiden looked at me with a cold gaze, and suddenly felt the air around me begin to condense, and the fine ice crystals seemed to loom, and the eyes that froze everything almost wanted to suck my soul away. (Snow Maiden Japanese: ゆきおんな is a youkai that appears in many legends.) Living in the deep mountains, similar to people, with a stunningly beautiful appearance, often attracts men who enter the snow-capped mountains to places where no one is, kisses him, and at the same time freezes them completely, and takes away his soul for consumption)
"Don't you know to knock on the door before you come in again?" Unexpectedly, it was just such a level of doubt, although it looked cold and scary, and it was difficult to approach, but it was unexpectedly good-tempered, and he was a good boy, and I made up my mind at that time.
"S. Cryptosen" immediately apologized, I should be better at politeness, even the aunt next door said, 'Xiao You is a smart and polite good boy' so secretly complacent with memories - why is there a sense of déjà vu in the wind? (Yi Fukiko - from Clannad, with an unimaginable brain thinking circuit, child's heart)
"Also, how disgusting is it to nickname others at the beginning, a stupid male who exudes the smell of adolescent hormones all over his body, and he looks disgusting when he is in class, so quickly put away your disgusting eyes, is it sexual * harassment * harassment, I am going to call the police. The preface was withdrawn!! this child who was definitely not a good-tempered child, and with a cold voice like a clear spring, the snow girl on the other side spoke again.
Poisonous tongue, this is my second impression of her, by the way, the first impression is the Snow Girl. Although I like the cute girl paper with the poisonous tongue in the anime,But that's supposed to be based on the fact that they didn't have a poisonous tongue on me.,The real first time I faced a real poisonous tongue attribute cute sister paper (although I don't want to admit it.,But it's really a cute girl paper) I immediately experienced the mood of the male protagonists who were poisoned-
Anger~~ The face became red, not the kind of shy ruddy, but the redness caused by the blood congestion on the face due to anger, and the green tendons on the head were beating.
If it were in a comic, I think I would have burst out of my head by now.
The snow girl on the opposite side (I didn't know her name at the time) was obviously a deep lady, a peerless beautiful girl, but she said something terrible with a cold face, although it was my fault that I didn't knock on the door at the beginning, but there was nothing else, right...... Well, it's also my fault for the nickname, but there should be no other than these two, right......
But why should I be recognized as sexual harassment just by looking at her twice? She obviously looked at me twice, so can't I also sue her for sexual harassment? But if I really call the police, I will probably be arrested, I am an ordinary-looking teenager, and if I sue a girl who is not too much to call a peerless beautiful girl, I will probably only be considered crazy for sexual harassment.
Also, 'disgusting' has been said three times, two times is already an emphasis on the tone, indicating a very important level, what does it mean three times! a level that is more important to you than saving the earth? How self-centered is this woman!!
To be honest, I was so hated by the girl I met for the first time.,It's a little bit of a feeling of wanting to die.,But this idea quickly dissipated.,After all, it's not the first time I've been hated.,If I committed suicide because of the opinion of a stranger.,I wouldn't have survived until now.。 I'm a man whose life is as strong as the five little strongmen of kidney fighters.
All factors that hinder my survival must be eliminated, and I have labeled the Snow Girl in front of me as an enemy who has endangered my belief in survival.
(PS: It's another 3,500 words, can't I stop writing?Σ(°△°|||) ︴
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