Chapter 10: The First Battle Under the Snow

"Well, it seems that you and the two of you get along well with the two of you. "My cousin held her chin with one hand and said thoughtfully, it turns out that her name is under the snow, right, and even her name has the word 'snow', isn't this a snow girl?

"Where did you see that I had a good relationship with this poisonous tongue girl (lewd man)?" ×2 I almost said to the snow girl opposite...... He said it at the same time under the snow, and then the two of us looked at each other angrily.

ˋ▂ˊ×2, big eyes and small eyes

"Why do you call me a poisonous tongue woman (lewd man)?" again.

Even this is to argue with me about how annoying you are, but if you think about it in another direction, maybe I have a higher degree of tacit understanding with the guy opposite? Maybe in the future, I will develop a relationship with this super-sized beautiful girl in the daily life of complaining about each other's poisonous tongues, and in a few unexpected events, I will propose to her under the legendary tree of happiness, and finally she will become my future community of destiny?

But it's impossible, I'm well aware of this, after all, reality is reality, anime is anime, and I've learned this clearly since I spent a week in elementary school drawing a magic circle of heroic spirits on TV and nothing came out. If、I mean if...... If it really unfolds like that, whether I can endure the poisonous tongue under the snow day and night after marriage is also a very important question, and that kind of life is hell to think about, probably ...... I can't stand it. Friendly relations are no longer possible, in which case we will only have a hostile relationship with each other.

After confirming my hostile relationship with the snow, I glared at the other side and tried to kill her with the legendary secret technique of eye killing, but the snow glared at me without showing weakness, well, well, let's see who has the most tolerance.

I'm staring~~......

We stared at each other's faces like this for nearly a minute, without even blinking our eyes, and in the end I was defeated, how to say, it wasn't that I was afraid of her, it was just that ...... You see, under the snow is still a beautiful girl who is super specified, right, looking at the face of a beautiful girl like this for nearly a minute, and then my heart slowly began to feel some strange feelings, so before that strange feeling became stronger and stronger until it finally broke out, I could only turn my head, otherwise I think I would definitely lose even more.

'Whoop' 'Whoop'......

I tried to take a deep breath to calm my slightly weird mood, but ...... Can't calm down. Sure enough, I can't swallow this breath? Well, it's decided, I must find the field next time.

But when I puffed up my momentum and turned around, biubiu~~ was like the sound of a balloon leaking, and the momentum I had finally accumulated was all gone. Because she found that under the snow, she was weakly clenching her slender white hands into a fist, gently turning and rubbing her eyes, that look like a cute little cat that has just woken up, it is really super cute and cute!

Shhh~ Look, what did I find? Here is a lonely snow, we can try to catch her, they are rich in a lot of cute energy, a snow can provide us with spiritual energy for several days, but the snow is not easy to deal with. We slowly approached her from behind, being careful not to make any noise. Hey, I got it, and she struggled so much!"Good, Shu millet will give you a lollipop to eat" Just like that, he stuffed the lollipop into her mouth, and the 'Under the Snow' brand pillow was ready.

Just as I was working on the snow pillow.

"It's disgusting, the male on the other side, saliva is pouring out, do you want to spend the rest of your life in prison? I quickly wiped the corners of my mouth, but there was no trace...... I've been tricked again.

When I looked under the snow, I saw that she picked up her phone and dialed a number, and put the monitor in front of me, so I can now clearly see the number 110 on it and the prompt that is dialing, hey...... This guy is really playing!!

I quickly snatched her phone and hung it up before the phone was connected, and then I was relieved, feeling that my whole body was lying on my stomach, and I didn't have any strength in my body, but it was good to avoid the fate of being caught by the police uncle and locked up in a small black room.

Ahh......h

Doesn't this hateful woman like poisonous tongues? Today I must let her taste the taste of being poisoned. So I started thinking hard about it......

"Aneyeforaneyeandatoothforatooth" I chanted the biblical slogan, and here I announced the order of the First Crusade of the 'Itai Country', and the holy war against the heretical existence of the 'Kingdom under the Snow' - officially began

At the beginning of the war, I had to collect intelligence first.,But now there's still too little information in hand.,The poisonous tongue alone can't be a breakthrough point.,Find a way to get something out of her mouth.,Observe human nature from conversation and action patterns.,This is my forte.,So,Yuji Sakai - actor mode on:

I rubbed my chin, looked up and down at the poisonous tongue woman in front of me with my eyes, and deliberately put on the kind of false smile that could be seen at a glance and said:

"Hoho,Is it based on the premise that I have a good impression of you?,Is your consciousness a little overselfed?" Seeing the performance of the Snow Girl, it should be a big lady who didn't run, so she deliberately put on an exaggerated look, the tone of a street gangster, so as to detonate her anger. Otherwise, it would be difficult to extract some information from this kind of iceberg beauty character who looks like a taciturn character in the anime.

"Oh, isn't it?** Mr. Voyeur, who started to peep at girls in the first class" I was wrong, the evil girl in front of me is not a taciturn iceberg beauty, just a very simple poisonous tongue girl who looks like a quiet girl, the poisonous tongue girl smiling and sprinkling the venom at me at the same time tilted her head slightly, the black hair fell vertically under the action of gravity, and the soft hair was clearly visible one by one, and it gave a lively and bright light under the sunlight - This guy will definitely be able to sell well if he advertises shampoo.

As I looked at it, I saw a white patch under my neck under the snow, and suddenly I felt that the word 'Ice Muscle Jade Bone' was the perfect way to describe under the snow, or it could make sense to put it another way, "The word Ice Muscle Jade Bone is born under the snow...... It's not good, the strength of the enemy army is too strong, and even I fell into the beauty trick used, and the coach's judgment has been affected, and the situation is not good, so retreat quickly.

So I quickly withdrew my gaze, otherwise I don't know what it would be like to be under the snow again, adaptability is one of the instincts of creatures, but even if I have been attacked by the poisonous tongue under the snow so many times, the total attack hit the heart after a hot pain, so for her poisonous tongue, I am still insensitive to it.

This was the end of my first encounter with the snow.

As a result, in the first intelligence war, I didn't get any useful information except for knowing that the curve from the chin to the neck under the snow was round and beautiful, and it was super indifferent.

The corners of his mouth twitched, give me a little self-realization, you bastard, obviously a mere poisonous tongue girl also wants to learn from Franda Severen to maliciously sell cuteness (Franda is from a scientific super electromagnetic cannon), although there is a little bit of cuteness, but it is not at all comparable to the harm that your poisonous tongue gives people.