Chapter 3 The Streaked Child

Women, in any case, the concern is always the figure and appearance, I am already the face of the devil, and I must strive for the figure of the devil.

The footsteps behind him were getting closer and closer, and listening to the sound, the person was either practicing kung fu as light as a swallow, or an old man with a very light weight.

This study is paved with ordinary wooden boards, there are slight gaps between the wooden boards, and faint light can be seen, and the underside of the instruction room is hollowed out.

If it is a normal person, walking back and forth casually like this will definitely make a lot of noise.

I breathed slowly and rapidly, controlling my little heart that was growing faster, for fear that the superfluous biological vibrations would reveal my whereabouts.

Suddenly, a long black shadow suddenly appeared behind me, slowly approaching, and the faint black shadow stretched out on the lime-white wall, as if it was a sneaky demon.

I was distraught, but I firmly believed that I was safe and that I shouldn't. Because this position is an all-round blind spot, unless the other party has a clairvoyant eye and can see through the big pillar to find me.

In fact, sometimes overconfidence is a failure, and my keen ears sounded the alarm, and the people behind me were cautiously approaching.

All my fine hairs exploded like an electric shock, didn't you...... Could it be that I really don't live a day when I am born again?

There was a sound of Suo Suo overhead, and I didn't dare to move a single hair, no, it was Mao Mao.

Does this sound sound familiar? I thought about it for a long time, and suddenly rolled my eyes, the other party was actually undressing!

My whiskers twitched involuntarily.

Belle? I'm not interested.

In my previous life, I had watched myself for almost 20 years, plus the experience of the bathhouse, the two clumps on my chest were proud, as small as pine nut corn, as big as surging waves, what ups and downs of wind and waves have I never seen? has reached the realm where Wanhua's chest has passed, and the murder weapon is not in sight.

Handsome guy? What's this? Hey......

Don't think about it, if all 639 muscles in his body are trained smoothly, there will probably be some things to look at.

After all, I'm already planning to exercise to lose weight!

It's a great goal to unleash your potential!

As for whether it satisfies the curiosity of the rotten girl, hehe...... That's ...... Everyone knows it.

The drizzling rain is pouring down-

It is often said that happiness produces sorrow, and I didn't believe in this evil before.

But now, my head has gradually turned into a pouring rain, which suddenly poured my whole body into the heat, fortunately I kept covering my mouth and closing my eyes, otherwise I would have choked to death.

Wrong!

Between the lightning and flint, my sensitive little nose suddenly played a very bad role, why is this rain so smelly! And with a warm energy.

The ominous premonition was like a heavy hammer, slamming my mouse brain again and again, so angry that my brain twitched again and again.

"Which king and eight lambs dare to pee on me!"

I screamed and rushed out, and the mustache on my lips exploded.

When I saw the person clearly, I was dumbfounded.

I saw a piece of white flowers in front of me, oh no, it's one, it's not right, it seems to be a person, and it's a man, a miniature version of a man.

The little boy with white turnips, whose skin was like a peeled pear, made people who had been trekking in the desert for a long time suddenly see wolf eyes, and their tongues immediately became relished; The only thing that is red is his mouth, which looks like the most showy strawberry.

He blinked at me with big lacquered eyes and mischievous banter,

My stunned gaze naturally fell to the most important position.

Oh! MyGood!

His little worm-like "bean sprouts" are just like him, arrogantly revealing his true body between his legs.

I suddenly felt like I was going to hit tofu, so I just died.

Think about me, a good young woman who has entered her twenties, all kinds of code films have been invulnerable, and she was actually molested by a little fart.

I shook off my wet spotted hair, endured the stinking boy's urine, pointed at him with a trembling beard, and said fiercely: "You kid is tired of life!" Do you want your sister to destroy the seedlings with her hands? Do you want to pinch off the little bean sprouts of your motherland? ”

The little boy's mouth opened in the shape of a pigeon's egg, and I forgot, he couldn't understand me.

I guess I think I'm a bouncing goofy mouse, functionally comparable to a wind-up toy that sings automatically.

He didn't have the slightest sense of the difference between men and women, his eyes widened and he rushed over directly, giggling in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Pass...... Come ......"

My threat was probably like an itch in my boot, and instead of intimidating the other party, I lifted a stone and shot myself in the foot, oh...... own claws.

"Hey...... Don't come, you bread boy! I panicked back, out of the corner of my eye on an escape route.

After a few steps back, I really couldn't retreat, and my back was already against the wall.

Unless I'm a wandering soul who can walk through walls freely and unhindered.

Seeing that I was in a desperate situation, the bread boy immediately clapped his little hands like lotus roots, and giggled even more happily.

"Run! Run faster, I'll chase you? ”

It was as if there were countless twines in my head, and the bread boy thought he was a cat, playing Tom and Jerry games with me.

It's a pity I don't have Jerry's Hot Wheels speed, and this bread kid isn't as stupid as Tom.

The only thing I can do is to seek peace in the chaos, and I am definitely inferior to him in the firepower competition.

Even if he is a little kid, it is the difference between Dongfeng missiles and musket bullets to me.

We are not at all a level.

The weapons in my body, the most powerful at the moment are the sharp teeth, but I dare not use them.

Although the skin of his whole body was as tender and juicy as a pear, and it looked delicious, I just couldn't eat it, as if I had encountered the most exquisite chai porcelain, and it would be a sinful thing to break a little.

To put it bluntly, I'm bleeding! In the past, when I fought, I tried to close my eyes and punch randomly, but anyway, with Xiuzhen covering, I couldn't suffer a loss.

Someone wants to ask me, as a girl fainting blood, what should I do if my aunt comes every month. I'll tell you the truth, I did it with my eyes closed.

The so-called practice makes perfect, things that have to be repeated every month for so many years, even if you are blind, you have to be handy.

Forehead...... Far from it!

Now the problem is that I can't punch even more, I can fight directly, even if he is still a young man, I don't need to make a move, just sit down with my ass, and I can become rat mud.

I tried to reason: "You pee on my business, I don't care about the villain, you go, I won't settle accounts with you." ”

I don't know what's wrong with my tongue today, I have to stumble my teeth several times when I say this.

"You play with me, I won't bully you anymore......" The child's face was chubby, and he really wanted the freshly baked bread, and it was the kind that was very fluffy when the skin was uncovered.

"I don't have time!" As soon as I spoke, I jumped high.

The bread boy is talking to me, can he understand me?

I asked, "Do you like games?" ”

The bread boy tilted his head and thought for a moment, a little ignorant.

I explained: "Like now, if you want to chase me, I'll run, and if you catch me, I'll lose......"

The bread boy nodded, clapped his hands and smiled: "Chasing, fun and fun......"

I deliberately ignored the little worm between his legs and shook his head, swallowed a breath and said, "That's it, this time I will chase you, and then chase you, and you will lose." ”

The bread boy nodded with joy: "Okay, good...... So I ran first? ”

I also pointed the conical rat's head like a rattle: "Okay, good, run!" ”

The kid just turned around and ran two steps, for fear that I wouldn't catch up, so he turned around and blinked his big round eyes: "Be quick!" ”

I have a handful of bitter tears, child...... It's so easy to deceive......

But I didn't mean to deceive him, the enemy is really strong and I am weak, so I have to take a roundabout route!

He and I circled the pillar several times, and at last he walked on all four legs, and I ran on two legs, and I wondered who we were.

But I figured out one thing, it turned out that the "big pillar" I was leaning on just now was actually his grandmother's toilet.

Because my thinking hasn't changed, but my perspective has changed! Look at the toilet bowl has also become an optimus pillar.

I haven't gotten used to the rat's vision, or I don't want to admit that I'm already a rat!

So vision determines success or failure, my size is obviously disproportionate to my intelligence, and these damn rat eyes, the limitation of vision is really hard!

If I had found out about this problem, I wouldn't have been so embarrassed by this kid.

Blame this stinky boy, I know that there are people who are used to sleeping naked, and I've never seen anyone who has to strip naked when they go to the toilet.

The two of us have been around for a long time, and he is still playing so hard that he probably really thinks of me as his playmate.

I panted and said, "Hurry up...... I'm almost biting your heel. ”

"Come on, come on......"

I saw that he used his strength to eat milk and run wildly, so I also used my strength to live, and jumped wildly, ready to escape.

If you want to ask me why I only want to run now, because the bread boy is so cunning, he has always kept a head-to-end chase with me, and it is only now that he let down his guard and runs wildly.

Just as I was triumphantly about to slip away, the top of my head suddenly went black, and I didn't run two steps before I "banged" on the copper wall.

"Mom!" I clutched my forehead and jumped around with a headache.

"Ye'er! Stop playing, come and take a shower! A muffled female voice sounded outside, and it sounded soft, like a feather tickling people's hearts.

"Don't, I want to play......" bread child struggled.

Yes, a child with a mother is a treasure, and a mouse without a mother is a grass.

Look at this treatment, why do I have to cover it under the copper basin! My mother has already discovered me, and she is waiting for me to tease the child.

"Ahh The woman screamed, "Ye'er, are you going to speak?" "I cried tears of joy and I couldn't believe it.

Heavy footsteps sounded, and my ears were extremely sensitive, and I could discern that the other footsteps that were rapidly approaching were those of Mama Yung.

"Rong Ma Rong ...... Come on, Ye'er can speak! ”