Chapter IV: Outwitting Housing
"Young Master!" Rong's mother opened her voice and shouted, also with a joyful trembling voice.
"Let go of me, you're so annoying, I want to play with my friends." The bread boy was still impatient.
"Mom Rong! I've finally waited for today. ”
"Yes! Young grandmother, young master is almost five years old, and finally spoke, it is really the blessing of the Buddha! ”
"You guys are so annoying! I'm going to play, I'm going to play......"
The three of them outside were in a mess, and I could hear it in a fog inside.
I don't care about them now, I just want to get out of this mess quickly.
I only heard that the woman began to cry, and Rong's mother kept persuading the overlord bread: "Young master...... Shrewd...... Let's take a shower with Rong's mother, and we'll play when it's clean......"
"But my friend ......"
"Isn't that the mouse? Mother Rong caught her for you, and I'll give it back to you later. ”
I cursed in my heart: "Dead woman! It turns out that Zhenhe and Mama Rong are family, no wonder they are so ruthless. ”
"Ye'er is good...... When you're done, we'll play with our friends......"
The stinky boy stubbornly refused to leave, and he could hear that he was fighting a tug-of-war with Rong's mother outside, and he was faintly crying unwillingly, but unfortunately he couldn't resist his mother's gentleness, so he could only temporarily compromise and be taken away.
This bread boy still wants to play with me! I wish I had put my little tooth marks on his bread-like face.
I didn't really care about what happened next, anyway, it was just two women babbling about something, occasionally mixed with the sound of bread children bathing and lapping water.
He probably forgot about me!
My life was very tormenting, and then I was tied by Rong's mother with a hind leg and hung upside down with a golden hook on a tree branch. The cotton rope tightened my flesh and skin, and it hurt me so much that I gritted my teeth.
I was wobbly on the swing, and no matter how much I struggled, I just couldn't do pull-ups to get to that rope.
I'm really speechless and crying, this chubby figure is so "fucking" inconvenient.
Usually I am still very civilized, but this rope was spun by the mother of the bread child herself, so I accidentally burst into a foul mouth.
"Huh? Need my help? ”
What a beautiful voice, even if this person has cow hair stuck in his throat, saying such words at this moment sounds natural to me.
I yelled, "Nonsense! Put me down! ”
When the man walked into my line of sight, I saw that it was a big gray mouse, and I didn't know men and women in my view of gender.
He was holding a large blue duck egg in his paws, also erect, and his eyes were dripping over my body.
I'm hairy with him, and I won't find out that I'm a person who has crossed over! I've heard that rats also belong to the Earth Immortals, and maybe one or two of them have become spirits.
"Oops!" He jumped up as if someone had stepped on his tail, so excited that he ran to me with a roar and shouted, "You are Chunguang!" Isn't it! Isn't it! ”
My bloodshot pupils shrank, and it turned out that he had really discovered that I was human.
I couldn't tell what he was thinking, so I could only say perfunctorily angrily: "If you are a little louder, you can come up and be my companion." ”
The big squirrel decisively put down the duck eggs, climbed up the branch, and then bit the rope and saved me.
"You haven't answered my question yet!" He was very persistent, looking at me with burning eyes, as if he wanted to look into the real me in this exorcist shell.
I didn't seem to care, and said vaguely, "Don't you know?" ”
I rubbed my unconscious hind legs with both paws, and kept drawing circles to curse the bread child, and this revenge was not revenge.
"But I'm not sure, after all, we haven't seen each other for a year, and we've been separated since that flood." The big squirrel is a little cramped.
"I haven't seen you for a year, and I don't know each other?" Dare to love this big squirrel's brain is not good, and his memory is so poor.
He patiently explained: "At that time, you had just grown new hair, and I had already noticed that you were different, and now it seems that you are really wearing a different dress than us. ”
I suddenly wanted to have an upside-down onion and knock my rat brain hard.
The growth of rats and humans is also different, the little hamsters I raised in the past will grow hair in seven days, open their eyes in ten days, and become adults after a year.
I guess when he saw me, I was still a baby mouse, so he was older than me!
I looked at my already embarrassed spotted sweater, and was about to speak when a bomber buzzed behind my head.
"She's there!"
The wild bees are like a black storm, swooping down on us.
"Run!"
I don't know how to get on my hind legs, but I was full of strength at once, and I ran wildly when I spread my strength, dragging the big squirrel by the way.
"My duck eggs!"
"Stupid! Is duck eggs or lives important? I was so angry that the big squirrel still held the spirit of not abandoning or giving up, and turned around to pick up the duck eggs and follow me.
"Why are they chasing you?"
"I don't know!"
"Why are they chasing me?"
"I don't know!"
"Why should I run?"
"Hell knows!"
“……”
This big squirrel is like a book of 100,000 whys, let's run for your life, isn't he tired of talking so much nonsense?
It's a pity that one of us two rats runs on two legs, and the other runs on three legs, but we still can't stand the speed of flying in the sky.
It's like a train with many wheels, which has thrown off its wheels and turned into a flying suspension train, which is still no longer as good as an airplane.
We were surrounded by a broken wall, and behind us were a vine of vines with fresh trumpet flowers.
The big squirrel was very righteous, and when the wild bee attacked, I was crushed by him, and I almost broke the gall of the rat.
By the time the swarm had stopped, I was intact and bloodied.
This kid is also very bloody, his face is swollen like a melon skin scoop, and there is a groove in the middle, but he doesn't snort.
The black swarm spread out a shiny slit, and came out with a dark brown bee, a zebra-striped belly, and two short wings, just looking tall, hey...... It should be regarded as another Xiuzhen among women.
In my experience, this should be a good queen bee.
I cast an apologetic look at the stupid grey squirrel, after all, he saved me, and I hurt him.
I could hear him rubbing his teeth, probably really painful, and he asked a question that made me vomit blood.
"Isn't it ugly?"
"Huh?" I was stunned for a moment, and then looked at his Shakyamuni-like red envelope, although it was only the size of a cherry, but for the proportion of rat heads, it was already miserable.
So I nodded sincerely.
"Oops!" He yelled, and then jumped up and down.
I hurriedly said, "Isn't it painful?" I'm sorry! ”
I swore in my heart that I would not let him be attacked again, and when the fight broke out in a while, I would put him at the bottom. I hope I don't end up being as miserable as him.
The big gray squirrel burst into tears, crying out to the sky and the ground: "So ugly! How do I go back to see my mom! ”
Yes? My fangs are sore, but he still cares about his skin!
"Humph......"
At this time, there was a strange voice from the other side, which I didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and I looked up.
The queen bee was covering her mouth with her wings, so happy that the zebra ring on her belly shook into a whirling mosquito coil.
When she saw me looking at her, she immediately lowered her wings and returned to normal, and then approached a little closer with a great demeanor, and said very gently: "You guys are okay! ”
Weasel New Year's greetings to chickens! Not well-intentioned!
But why is her proud line so familiar?
Look at my memory!
This is not when I and Xiuzhen made people black-eyed and green, we often stepped on people's backs, put our hands on our waists, and said in a thick voice, "You guys are okay!" ”
As soon as the boy hears this, his face will basically turn into the color of pig liver.
Now that feng shui is turning, it is really the mountains that do not turn around, and it is our turn to be shabu!
The big squirrel was right next to me, staring at the queen bee vigilantly with swollen eyes, and tightly guarding the duck egg in his arms, what a dedication!
My waterfall Khan!
You can't lose the momentum when you lose the fight, when is this rammed goods, and I'm still thinking about eating! What a professional foodie!
I have to go up the grade, I have to pretend anyway, so I replied lightly: "It's okay!" Finally lured you out! ”
Queen Bee was stunned by my relieved attitude, and quickly asked, "What do you mean?" ”
I didn't bother to explain, my mind was racing quickly, I wrinkled my nose like tempeh, and the "special perfume" on my body was really angry.
In my heart, I cursed the boy who looked like bread again.
I cleared my throat and smiled, "Queen Bee, Mingren doesn't say dark words, let's make a deal!" ”
"Bold!"
"Why!"
“……”
The wild bees probably thought I was a brain show, and I belonged to the kind of type that had nothing to do.
There is no way, there are many people, and the right to speak must take the initiative.
The wildbees in their normal minds thought I was provoking, and the smell of gunpowder suddenly became stronger.
I have no doubt that if I say anything more disrespectfully, they will give me a big red envelope.
The big squirrel leaned in towards me, and the warning was obvious: "Don't touch my eggs!" ”
Forehead...... This sentence is very ambiguous!
Why does he look so much like a man who is about to face a palace punishment?
I glanced at the rammer and saw that he was also standing like me, with his hind legs erect and bent at his knees, his body facing the sky, his front paws holding a green-skinned duck egg, and his legs hanging the size of a pomegranate seed...... Forehead...... Two spheres.
That's when I found out that this stupid rat was a man!
Between the image given to me by the powerful Xiuzhen sister, I always thought that it was a female man who could be cut headlong and stick a knife in both ribs.
Besides, I haven't let boys protect me myself, and I used to protect boys...... That's my own brother.
At this time, I suddenly realized a very serious problem, since I can see the indecent posture of the big gray, what about me?
I stiffened my head and looked down, and I breathed a sigh of relief.
It turns out that I still maintain the habit of wearing underwear as a human being, in order not to run around with a neutral gear, at least I subconsciously use the useless tail as a multi-purpose skirt.