It's a pity that the stupid dog couldn't get me back to shore after saving me for a long time.

I didn't stay in vain at the swimming club, at least I didn't rush when I fell, but held my breath and slowly observed the situation around me.

Later, when I saw Wangcai, I was about to cry, and my bulging eyes were watery.

So I patted it on the head and learned how to plan, basically how to move Wangcai, I moved, planing and running, I also learned, and later, in the dog planing trick, all the students couldn't outrun me.

I was swimming comfortably in the water, and I had drunk enough water by the way.

After playing, I was a little bored, and suddenly that evil thought came back to me.

Now that the vat of water already contains the bread child's child urine, I should add a little more to them my virgin rat material.

I bared my sharp rat teeth, laughed a few times, and in the silent night, coupled with the echo of the four walls of the water tank, this sharp broken throat almost scared me out of my soul, rat gall, rat gall, really worthy of the name.

Well, even if the storage of yellow bad material in my lower abdomen is large enough, I was so frightened that I suffocated it.

I really believe that there is a god on the head of the rat, otherwise why would every time I do something bad, and the one who gets hurt always ends up?

Suddenly, I felt a flash in front of my eyes, followed by a sharp pain in my forehead.

"Oooh-"

I covered my forehead with my claws, and I saw a yellow hidden weapon pop out of my head like a ping-pong ball and fall directly into the water.

I looked closely, and it was a soybean that was slowly sinking to the bottom of the water.

"Who is it?" I turned my head with fire in both ears and scolded.

I saw a white robe like snow standing leisurely on the high stone slab, and the silver-white moonlight spilled in from the skylight, making his body look graceful, comparable to that of a fairy.

Wow! The gods have appeared!

But after looking at it for a long time, I suddenly felt a little strange.

This immortal's body is also a little smaller, and he has always turned his back to me, which makes people not really see it.

I silently thought in my heart that if his appearance was passable, I would forgive him for his rudeness, even if it was a small Shota with a gloomy height.

Yan Kong! Sad me.

At this time, I noticed that there were two wheat whiskers dangling from his carapace-like head, how could this color be so familiar? Dark brown, as if seen somewhere.

I thought for a while before exclaiming, "Xiaoqiang! ”

The ghost knows that I was most afraid of this guy in my previous life, and it was not that I was afraid, but that I responded from the heart.

How disgusting it is to think of them crawling out of the toilet bowl and then going to my food and clothes to crawl away unscrupulously!

Once, my white pants with tags were actually laid on them by Xiao Qiang, and I haven't noticed it yet.

As a result, as soon as I got to school, as soon as I sat down, my eggs broke and wet my buttocks.

And in the eight classes that day, almost every class teacher asked me to get up and answer questions, which was really embarrassing!

Later, it has been rumored that a girl in her third year of high school was named by the teacher and was scared to pee!

This shame continued until I was admitted to university, and it is said that after I left, someone pointed to my picture in the window and laughed, "Look! This senior sister is the one who pees her pants! ”

Xiao Qiang, who was wearing a white robe, that is, a cockroach, slowly got closer, looked at me **, and said with a smile: "I'm not called Xiaoqiang, but you are very smart and guessed half of my name correctly." ”

I silently ignored him, but he continued in a deep voice: "My name is Johnson & Johnson! ”

Niang Xipi! Johnson & Johnson: That's a daily necessities for the baby series, okay? You invincible, dirty cockroach still have such a clean name.

I asked angrily, "You just threw me with soybeans?" ”

Johnson & Johnson stroked the beard on his head very coquettishly, and said proudly: "Not bad! Do you feel honored to be noticed by me? ”

I sneered twice and said, "I'm really honored!" Do you think your wings are rusty? Do you need me to remove it for you? ”

He probably sensed my displeasure, and suddenly the conversation changed and became very earnest: "No, no, no...... You misunderstood me. I just saw that you almost drowned, and went to carry tools to save you, but when I came back, it didn't seem to be needed. ”

"Tools?" I glared at him quizzically.

Johnson took a few steps back, then picked up a stick, a chopstick to be exact, and said sincerely, "Look! I didn't lie to you. ”

Seeing that I didn't say anything, he just stared at him vigilantly, and continued: "I know that you don't like me, human beings regard us cockroaches as pests, and basically lift the soles of your shoes when you see them, but there is no reason why you are also prejudiced against us!" ”

It was as if we were like-minded allies.

I propped up my claws, climbed onto the water tank wet, and said lightly: "The Tao is not the same, just now you attacked me, and before you ran to find tools to save me, today's matter is settled." ”

Johnson & Johnson hurriedly said, "Why? Human beings don't like us, so we should love each other! ”

I glanced at him with disgust, and said coldly: "Your robe is good, snow-white and snow-white, but unfortunately the person wrapped in the robe is not a good bird." ”

Speaking of which, I myself feel a little awkward. I think highly of it, how can it be compared to people and birds!

In order to hide the embarrassment, I coughed and continued: "It's good that I'm a mouse, but I'm going to be a beneficial mouse, and we can't go together at this point." ”

"Beneficial rats?" Johnson & Johnson laughed, his jumbled paws shaking wildly.

"Save it! No matter how good you are to humans, they will not be grateful to you, and they will fight to the death when they see you. ”

I wasn't going to talk to him too much, I shook my body, the water droplets were scattered everywhere, and the clean body made me feel a lot more comfortable.

When I turned to leave, Johnson sneered, "A good tank of water, now it's dirty, and you still say what you're going to do to benefit the rats?" And as far as I know, you just wanted to pee in it! ”

I was shocked, how could this guy know? Does it have mind reading?

"Don't think about it." This cockroach named Johnson & Johnson is very confident and came for me one by one.

"I just saw your intoxicated look, and then a hideous expression appeared in a moment, and I knew you were going to do something bad. Generally speaking, there are not many ways to do bad things in the water, so you must guess it. ”

I'm not annoyed, because I'm generally quite upright in doing things, and I have to admit it if I do it.

This Johnson & Johnson's mind is so delicate, I have never seen a disciple who peeps at a beautiful woman taking a bath, he is so calm and composed, and he also vividly observes the demeanor of a beautiful woman when she is bathing.

Cough a little, although I'm a rat, I'm a cute panda rat.

I crossed my thin arms, narrowed my soybean-sized rat eyes, and asked, "I guess you said all this nonsense, you don't want to provoke me to beat you up, right?" ”

Johnson & Johnson seemed to be sure that I wouldn't beat it, and slowly crawled over until it stopped in front of me.

It tilted its head, its uncertain compound eyes swaying from side to side, and its messy limbs and feet trembled.

I was like a second monk who was at a loss, and when I saw it pounce, it fell at my feet.

My pointed mouth was so shocked that I forgot to close it, and I didn't understand which one this cockroach was singing.

"Ahh......h

I'm a person, no, it's this rat, I'm a good woman, but I've never seen a cockroach cry so sadly!

"That ......," I stammered, "what are you doing?" If there is anything to talk about, don't cry like this. ”

Johnson & Johnson was still crying, and I was so anxious that I scratched my ears and cheeks, not knowing what to do.

"I said that even if you are a cockroach, you are a pure man! How to look like a big girl's mother-in-law. If you don't say anything, I'll leave. ”

I was about to leave, who knew that Johnson grabbed my tail, my big embarrassment, my tail is of great use!

Anyway, how can you, a cockroach, pull out a girl's little panties!

"You can't walk, you can't walk...... After leaving...... My mother is hopeless! He finally said his purpose.

I only saw the mother of East Gray during the day, and I couldn't imagine that in the animal world, filial sons race one by one!

I turned my head and pushed him away so hard that he kept his distance from my curled tail.

"Stop! Something to talk about! If it's reasonable and you need to use my place, even if I don't like you, I'll help you. ”

"Oh......" Johnson wiped his tears vigorously with his snow-white robe, and then gasped, "I was sick a few days ago and couldn't get out of bed. My mother asked me what I wanted to eat, and I said I wanted to eat sesame oil......"

"Yes, you're really greedy!" I muttered.

Johnson & Johnson was a little dissatisfied with me for interrupting him, wiped his compound eyes with transparent soft wings, and continued: "Later, my mother went to steal sesame oil for me, and the fat woman in the kitchen actually filled a jar of hot oil, my mother didn't know, and the result was ......"

"Did you fall?" I stammered.

Johnson & Johnson's mechanical little mouth kept running-in, and his body exuded a cold chill.

I immediately realized my mistake, if I had fallen, my mother would have become a fried cockroach a long time ago, how could he come to me for help?

"I'm sorry!"

Johnson & Johnson accepted my apology and continued: "My mother fell, but she realized the danger after only half of her body fell, so she escaped in time. When I got home, I found that half of her body had been badly burned. ”

No wonder he is so hostile to humans!

I said, "Then what do you want me to help you?" I'm not a doctor, and I'm not a pest doctor! "Even if I caught a cold in my previous life, I went to the pharmacy and bought a little capsule to deal with it.

Johnson & Johnson said, "I know you're not a doctor. I've already asked the elders of the clan to show me, and they say that unless I find an extremely cold ice silk to wear, I can get my mother through this hot summer. ”

I glanced at his robe and said, "Don't you have it?" ”