Chapter 7: The Strange Johnson & Johnson

Besides, even if they are pure mother and son, I can't bear such a marriage debt in a daze!

First, the spring light they are talking about is indeed not me, even if the body is, but I am a mouse body and a human heart. I can't stand to marry animals, not even rats of the same kind!

Second, she said she was pregnant at four months, oh my! Four-month-old me, if I were a human, I wouldn't have any memory! I should have been drinking milk and spitting bubbles in my mother's arms. I really can't accept such a strong early marriage and early pregnancy.

Thirdly, she reminded me that rats are so precocious, how long do rats live! With my special spots, they were sure that I was the spring light they knew, and said that I was one year old.

If the lifespan of a mouse is only two or three years, then I haven't understood what's going on, and I'm going to hang up in a daze?

At this time, Dong Ash came up with the washed sweet potatoes, peeled peanuts, and yellow corn and placed them on the stone table beside him.

"What are you two talking about?" He asked me curiously.

I looked at each other with a blue face, what are you talking about? Isn't it you the culprit yet?

"Nothing! I'm talking to Chunguang about her parents. If it weren't for Chunqing and **** returning to Dongfu to find us, they wouldn't have been washed away by the flood. ”

I silently recited "I can't hear it, I can't hear it", and the names of my parents are really heart-wrenching.

Dong Gray Niang was really sad when she said this, touching the belly of the child who didn't know how many births, and crying very boldly.

And I don't have any feelings for my own mouse parents, except for those two very special names.

I handed her a cotton handkerchief, and Dong Shen hammered her back to help her get better.

I said, "Do you know where the two of them are now?" ”

Dong Gray Niang only cared about letting go of the gate and cried, Dong Ash stroked her back while saying, "I heard the brother who came back alive said that he was eaten by the black snake in Wolong Lake." ”

For the first time, I thought this black snake was very annoying, although snakes eat rats by nature, and I didn't feel it when I was a human before.

Now I'm also a rat, and suddenly there's a pair, no, it's a lot of pairs of eyes that want to eat you, and I shudder to think about it.

I had a little dinner at the East Gray house, and those things were all raw, but they were very sunbathed, and they still tasted very sweet and sunny.

It's just that every time I eat old corn, my teeth chew too often, and I basically chew slowly like humans.

Look at Dong Gray and his mother, the rat teeth, it is simply an electric sewing machine in mass production of woven bags......, da What a rat!

After we finished eating, I listened to Dong Gray Niang babble a lot about her youth. Most of them were bad things about his husband's amorous nature, and after he said it, he scolded him.

When Dong Ash sent me out, he said: "Don't bother me, she is lonely, and she finally found a rat to vent." ”

I didn't dare to look at him, so I bowed my head and said, "Where can I be?" "It's enough for your mother to have you, can you still be lonely? You've done everything your dad did.

I pointed to the big ginkgo tree not far away and said, "Look, I can go back, you can go back!" Play again another day. ”

As soon as Dong Shen was about to speak, my face was gloomy: "Your mother is about to give birth, and it is very dangerous for elderly mothers, don't be careless." ”

East Ash let out an "oh", and then turned around a little dejectedly.

We left back to back, and after a few steps, I suddenly turned around and shouted, "East Ash! ”

"What!" His eyes were shining, like stars in the sky.

Then I realized that he had not left, and had stood there watching me go, as if I had looked back and wanted to reward him with ten thousand taels of gold.

I don't have any money, but there is one sentence that is like a terrible stench stuffing in my stomach, and I guess I have to have indigestion for days.

I sharpened my front teeth and asked, "Should the child in your mother's womb be called your father or brother?" ”

"Huh?" East Ash froze, and after a while, I saw that he was still standing there like a petrified sculpture.

I waved my paw and said disappointedly, "Forget it! You'd better go back sooner. ”

At this time, Dong Shen seemed to have pressed a spring on his limbs, and he jumped up to the old high, only to hear him scream "oops", and was backslapped back by the boulder sticking out of his head.

Now I'm petrified, this kid, I don't have to kill myself if I debunk it.

I only heard the East Ash shouting hysterically: "Spring! I'm going to skin you! ”

Yes? I immediately ran away, crying and crying, "I'm better looking than you, you don't have to kill the rats!" ”

When I had run a long way and there was no sound behind me, I looked back and saw that East Ash was still standing under the rock, looking at me with a smile.

I sighed, and suddenly I was very grateful that he didn't catch up, today I am a big man, how can I think of Dong Shen and his mother like that.

In fact, he is the best filial son I have ever seen, Daddy Rat can't see people all day long, but he takes care of the mother who has produced waves without regrets, and he is a human being, and there are several people who have such a mind.

There is no filial son in front of the bed for a long time, let alone wave after wave of brothers and sisters who pick up and drop off their brothers.

Then the mercury moonlight, I bowed solemnly to him, not knowing if the rat could understand the human way of apologizing.

East Gray's figure flashed and returned to his cave.

I walked aimlessly, and my heart was also mixed.

My accidental death, I don't know if it will bring trouble to Xiuzhen, and my father and mother must be sad to death.

In the past, I was particularly reluctant to have a younger brother, thinking that his birth robbed me of a lot of things, including the love of my relatives, but now that I think about it, I have to thank my younger brother, at least on such days, he is by my parents' side.

The night breeze with the heat of the day, blowing on my face warmly, something slipped across my cheeks, I blinked the corners of my moist eyes, twitched my little nose, and secretly thought: I want to take a bath!

The orange candle flame on the window lattice of the pine house was extinguished at once, and since I became a rat, my ears are so good that even when I sit ten meters away, I can hear the slight snoring of the people in the house.

During the day I observed the kitchen, which is now my source of supply.

Maybe there are a lot of people of the same kind who have already targeted it, and they have their eyes on the food inside, and I have their eyes on the big water tank.

The water tank is made of a single piece of marble, which is larger than our modern bathtub, and the upper and lower mouths are brought in to form a clear living water, which is a tailor-made swimming pool for my current mouse size.

I sniffled, and the smell of urine made me curse the bread boy again.

As the old saying goes, the bell must be tied to the bell, and borrowing his water tank should not be too evil!

My little onion-like beard cocked upwards and smirked, hehe...... Feeling good in body and mind! It's so cool to be a bad rat!

I just did a simple warm-up, and then a standing jump, I originally wanted to do a somersault in the air and then fall into the water, the imagination is very beautiful, but the reality is very complicated.

I threw it into the water like a stinking stone, and not only did it make a splash like a mushroom cloud, but I couldn't float up when I sank to the bottom.

I immediately panicked, after all, it was my first time in the water as a rat, and what was going on with those hind legs, it seemed like they were entangled in something.

I struggled, but luckily I knew that I couldn't inhale when I entered the water, and it was only a brief moment of panic that I immediately calmed down. No way! It's not okay if you don't cool down in cold water!

At this time, I am so glad that I am a rat and have my own night vision. I bent over to untie the rope on my hind leg with my big pea eyes open, and who knew that there was a rapid stinging pain in the tail vertebrae.

It turned out that it was my tail that I used as panties during the day to wrap around my hind legs.

Don't others say that the scourge will last for thousands of years? Why don't I just take a shower in someone's water tank, and I can't go to the commotion?

What's more, this body of urine was given by the bread child, and it was my fault that I returned it to him? Which bastard fairy is this? I can't tell right from wrong.

I finally untied the knot between my tail and hind legs, and I came to the surface.

"Whew-" I breathed a long sigh of relief, and I thought that I was all right across the rivers, but I was going to explain in this small water tank.

I don't care about complaining anymore, the cold and refreshing air is really intoxicating.

At this time, I really deeply realized what is the happiest life! Even if it is the happiest, even if it is able to breathe freely, it is the greatest blessing from God!

Well...... This is a bit of a high level of awareness, and I have to write it down in my notebook when I get back.

After swimming back and forth a few times, I was used to soaking in the water with this body, and that little accident had already sunk to the bottom of the water as a stinky stone.

People say that dogs are born to be good swimmers, but I didn't think I had become a rat, and I still didn't lose my swimming skills.

When I was about five years old, my dad took me to a swimming club.

The swimming teacher there is very unique, the child gives them everything, and they don't ask anything, they all reward each other, and as a result, our butts can't accept the sudden momentum, and we plant them in the water like turnips.

A month later, all of them had a slight success, what side swimming, diving, reverse breaststroke, treading water, ambulance, armed swimming...... Everyone basically didn't pay attention to it.

I'm the only one who stays in a state where I won't drown immediately if I fall into the water.

The coach said that I was a rotten wood, and I had never seen a wood like me, and I basically didn't move my feet when I was hands, and I couldn't move my feet when I started my hands.

And just like that, when even my dad was about to give up on me, a miracle happened.

Once I took Wangcai to the river, who is Wangcai? It's just a Shar Pei dog in our family, the kind with wrinkled eyes.

As a result, I fell, and Wangcai jumped down to save me without thinking about it, I was so moved! It didn't hurt in vain, and I secretly shared half of my snacks.