There were feathers all around, and the sky was full of dust, and I barely glanced at the sky, and there was no shadow of bald chickens.

I think too, this chaos relies on the chaos of chicken feathers and mixed flying, he can't fly, he has no hair, and he is dressed in a bare clothes that have no lower limit than the see-through suit, so he has to pretend to be an elegant sassy chicken.

The bald chicken's skin is pink and peach-shaped, a bit like the "He's good, I'm good" commercial...... Forehead...... The heroine in the , sometimes with hooks in her eyes, thinks she is like silk, in fact, most of the time I look like a dead fish eye, I am not embarrassed to say this, for fear of hitting his self-esteem.

Someone is going to ask me, why did I think of him at this time, because I found that I didn't have a hidden weapon on my body.

Originally, I wanted to customize my secret weapon as a jujube pit nail.

My cave is a big ginkgo tree, but it happens that there is a jujube tree next to it.

Sadly, the ginkgo tree is domineering and exposed, and the crown of the tree is as long as it doesn't cost money, resulting in all the sunshine of the jujube tree now being robbed.

The jujube tree is also temperamental enough, and it directly comes with thorns and no dates.

I can't put all the thorns in my mouth, and when the secret weapon is not squirted out, I will directly give my tongue a cold one, then I am not wronged.

Later, I learned from Johnson & Johnson to use soybeans, this thing is easy to make, and it can be used as reserve food on the body, and from time to time I take out a molar, and I use soybeans as Yida. Take care of your teeth!

Who knew that the bald chicken, when I was unprepared, stretched out his little hand directly into my arms and stole all the soybeans.

Hey! This guy who occupies the pit and doesn't, obviously has no teeth, and the soybeans are gone.

I was tugging at the collar of the tall man, and all the nerves in my head were running at high speed.

I don't expect others anymore, just like I can borrow from the invigilator if I don't bring a pen in the college entrance examination, I want to go up and borrow the answers to the exam questions, and the teacher doesn't take the soles of my shoes to pump me? I'm on my own!

Just when I was at a loss, and Rong's mother was fighting with these three people again, and there were faint signs of defeat, suddenly the fat man covered his crotch as if he had smoked an egg, and a roasted face seemed to be roasted on the stove, and his face instantly became sallow, and then turned black again like a Sichuan opera.

The tall man on my side and the short man on the side stopped at the same time, both hands in a defensive stance, and turned to the fat man at the same time: "What's wrong with you!" ”

The fat man was still vigorous just now, as if the wild boar was frightened, and now as soon as he was in pain, he shrank into a ball like a straight old king, sat down on the ground, and spit out three words with difficulty: "The egg is pumped!" ”

As soon as these words came out, all the people were shocked, even the orderly chickens flying in the sky were all bumped and fell, and some old hens even had a high-pitched cry of "pimple".

Looking at the fat man again, not only did he smoke his own eggs, but he was also smashed by the falling eggs, and he was in pain.

Only one person looked embarrassed, and Rong Ma swung the steel shovel and pot lid from side to side, and hurriedly skimmed it out: "I'm just bright and don't use yin tricks!" ”

I laughed out loud and exclaimed, "I believe in you!" ”

At this time, the thin man who stopped suddenly saw me, and immediately his nose erupted with fire, and he raised the short knife in his hand and slashed at me, and scolded in his mouth: "You thief rat!" You're the trickster? ”

I tilted my nose and was furious with his anger as I jumped to the other side of the tall man's shoulder, the short man's knife swung against the tall man's face.

The tall man didn't react at all, his cheeks were cold, and he suddenly became angry: "Senior brother, are you crazy!" ”

The short man cried and said, "Second Senior Brother, don't be angry, you have a ghost on your shoulder." ”

I jumped up and grimaced: "Come back when you have the ability!" See if your knife is fast, or my leg is fast. ”

The fat man howled in pain on the ground like a pig, and rolled around like a winter melon.

I said in my heart that Johnson & Johnson is really strong, this trick "cockroach stealing peaches" is wonderful, the trick is a little more obscene, but it works.

Even if the short man found out where Johnson & Johnson was, would he dare to slash at Johnson & Johnson with a knife? Unless the dwarf has mixed in the clean room of the palace and does this work neatly, the fat man's lifeline is not only gone, but even his life is gone.

My provocation stimulated the short man even more, and the tall man also reacted, and quickly slapped him with a fan.

My good man, don't look at the tall man who doesn't have much meat, but this palm wind is really powerful, just looking at the protruding joints is enough for me to drink a pot.

I'm not a dead mouse, everyone else has taken it, of course I'm going to hide, but the short man has a heart this time, and he still stabs me in the shoulder on the side where I was standing, and he thinks I'm going to jump back again.

I didn't have time to think about it, when I was a bully in the school before, I knew that when there were many people, especially one-to-many, I was alone, and I had to find a way to get the one who was shouting the most to lie down, even if all the people were coming to me, I had to endure the rain of punches and rush towards that person.

As long as you get him down, everyone else will have palpitations, and at least they will be afraid of me.

I used to be a girl, and other girls fought with pinching, biting, pulling, and grabbing, and I hated that being too shrewd to damage my image.

So my favorite is to use my fists, girls' fists are weak compared to men, but if you want to hit the right place, it is Na Ying's singing "What a painful comprehension", just like a fat man, he is in comprehension at the moment......

I hereby declare that I generally don't use this trick of stealing peaches, I like to slap my face.

Men, they all like face, maybe slapping their faces hurts more than slapping eggs, especially the bridge of the nose, according to my fist, as long as it hits, that person is definitely a double dragon out of the hole, a blood dragon.

Some kind readers must think that I am violent, in fact, you have to see the scumbag run away after being happy, and let the pregnant girl have an abortion alone, at that time you must think that my violence is very happy.

I pulled away again, and in front of me I was facing two thieves, one tall and one short, and if I didn't defeat them today, the bread boy's family would be in danger.

I really can't get used to this dead dwarf, he is the most jumpy, no wonder he doesn't grow tall, and the food he eats is long.

The tall man's big palm slapped him, and the short man's short knife stabbed him.

Rong's mother was shocked and reacted quickly, the steel shovel slapped directly at the short man's face, and the iron pot lid in the other hand was not delayed, and she slapped the tall man's side ear.

As for me, of course, this moment of effort was to pounce directly on the bridge of the short man's nose, and by the way, he parted his front paws and nailed his sharp nails directly into the short man's bulging eyes.

The end result is:

The tall man slapped himself directly, and then was slapped even more by Rong's mother's cauldron lid, and he was already dizzy and fell straight down.

The short short knife flew into the air, but the two eyeballs were absolutely painful, the world was instantly dark, and there was even darker, not only I was on his front door, but then Rong Ma's steel shovel also arrived, and I shouted "My life is over"!

Steel Shovel and I had our first intimate encounter!