You can imagine how sad I am!

When I first crossed over, I met Rong Ma's super invincible steel shovel, but I had a good brain, and I didn't hurt a single mouse hair when I broke a stack of dishes.

Who knew that when I punched and hit someone today, Rong's mother directly brought me a yellow finch cicada mantis behind.

Forehead...... The order is out of order, this is according to the appearance, I was photographed by Rong's mother, of course, I want to be a yellow finch, girls want to be beautiful even if they suffer...... Rong Ma is the fat mantis.

Rong's mother was so frightened that she pounced on her, and the fat on her face was tangled together like a twist: "How are you!" ”

After a pause, she was moved by my behavior again: "Oh mom, I misunderstood you before, you didn't even want to save the bad guys, that's the big mind and great wisdom!" ”

I said in my heart that I relied on it, you are stunned to chant Buddha and demons, right? What kind of great wisdom and big heart, what does this have to do with my chest? It's not convex or warped, I'm still shining brightly!

Obviously, I was a blind cat and ran into a dead mouse, and I happened to be flattened by you.

It's like someone because of driving, a puppy suddenly ran in the middle of the road, and the driver crashed into a big tree in horror, at this time someone next to him clapped his hands and praised, "Good death, good death, in order to keep the puppy alive, he died, it's really fucking great!" ”

In fact, the driver wanted to say that he didn't have time to think about anything the moment the dog appeared.

I didn't have time to think about it, so I'm not so great as to save the bad guys, and the one who can do this is either kicked in the head by a donkey or the true Buddha.

The true Buddha cuts meat to feed the eagle, people have capital consumption, I haven't seen the Buddha in Journey to the West, the tonnage, the thick meat, it's convenient to lose weight with less than two taels of meat, and I'm a mouse, and the meat on my body adds up to only two taels in total, anyway, the eagle wants to eat me, and I resolutely don't do it.

If the eagle wants to say this to me, I will tell him to go back to his grandmother's house.

Do a good deed, that's a smart multiple-choice question, at least do what you can.

Anyway, Johnson & Johnson bit me that time, and I have such a noble spirit, don't you just drink a little blood from me? Drink it casually, how much blood I have to kill him, and the tampon used to say that I want to drink blood, and I don't drink it every month?

Speaking of this, my whole body was about to fall apart, and my back was very heavy, I turned the rat's head and said to Rong's mother with difficulty, "Can we put down our weapons and talk again?"

Mother Rong hurriedly threw off the big steel shovel, and didn't forget to ask me again: "Where do you hurt?" ”

I coughed and propped up my front paws, and she reminded me of a strange thing, I was flattened by a steel shovel at a speed of one hundred and eighty yards, and I looked like I was nothing!

"It's okay, I can't die!" I say.

Rong's mother said, "Shouldn't it? If I go down with this shovel, you will have to cut off your hands and feet if you don't die, how can you be fine? ”

I had black lines all over my head: "What the hell do you mean?" Think I'm not dying fast enough? ”

Rong's mother rubbed her hands, smiled embarrassedly and said, "It's okay, it's okay...... it's okay."

I know the truth of this, you put your left hand on your thigh, palm down, and then use your right hand to hit the back of your left hand, the pain is always the thigh, and the left hand just plays a role in power transmission.

And I was like the left hand to the short man, just to transmit the power of the steel shovel to the short man's face.

So the short man was fainting with a very strange expression at the moment, not only his eyes and nose were bleeding, but even his tongue was spit out and crooked at the corners of his mouth in the shape of a hanged man.

The tall thief was slapped in a row, and his eyes and nose were swollen and he rolled on the ground.

The fat man is the worst, he was originally very round, but now it has completely become an oval, he is covering his crotch tightly, and even his head is distorted and buried in the crotch.

The three thieves were screaming on the ground, and I hurriedly shouted, "Johnson & Johnson...... Are you alright? ”

I don't know what's wrong with him, he's in a special position, and there's no way I'm going to go to him, so I'm out in a hurry.

When Mother Rong looked at me, she instantly understood that I had a friend who also helped, and she was embarrassed to open the fat man's pants.

"Help!" I looked at her and pleaded.

Rong's mother gritted her teeth and directly picked up the fat man's collar, don't look at the fat man's two hundred pounds, Rong's mother didn't say it was easy, it was effortless to lift him up.

At this time, a lump of yellow-brown bones fell out of the fat man's trouser tube, and I hurriedly stepped forward and squatted on the ground: "Johnson & Johnson ......"

I pressed the grip to his heart and breathed a sigh of relief: "I just fainted, it's fine." ”

The mother of the bread child let go of her hand, and the child broke free from the restraints at once, like a wild dog on the loose, no...... It was a wild man, and he came in a hurry.

"Rat, how are you?" As soon as he said this, his eyes turned red.

I can't blame him in my heart, children, it would be nice not to pee his pants in fear at that time, and hide back in his mother's arms.

"As you can see, I couldn't be better, like I just had a blind massage."

Rong's mother pinched the crackling finger bones and said with a smile: "When it comes to massage, I really know how to do it, the young master likes to eat the flower chicken I make the most, every time I will give the whole chicken a full body massage, and then the roasted meat is very tender." ”

Yes?

I hurriedly shook my head and shook my claws back, and said with a dark face: "No need, no need, you should keep it and massage yourself!" ”

I want to live a few more years.

Rong's mother seemed to be afraid that I wouldn't believe it, so she turned around and asked the chickens who came up: "You tell her, am I right?" ”

The chickens had nothing to do, but they all surrounded them, and when they heard this, they were instantly frightened and scattered in all directions.

I laughed, and Rong's mother also scratched her head with a smile, and when she looked back at the bread child, he didn't smile, but still looked at me with red circles.

The mother of the bread child just asked Rong's mother softly, "Are you hurt?" ”

"Mother, I'm capable." Rong's mother patted her fat arm to prove it: "I'm honest!" Don't talk about coming to these three, and then thirty, I will risk my life and not let them come close. ”

The bread boy was still looking at me with red eyes, and his eyes were complicated.

I walked over with a smile, cocked my beard, and flicked his instep with my tail, proving with a big grin: "I'm fine!" ”

The bread boy ignored my comfort at all, and directly snorted and shouted, "Who wants you to be kind! ”

Mother Rong helped me this time: "Young master, if she hadn't helped ......"

"Shut up!" The bread boy glared back at Rong's mother: "I have eyes!" ”

The fire in my heart soared all of a sudden, who am I doing this for? What a gift for awkward kids!

"What can you do if it's okay? What if something happens to you? ”

What is the ...... Forehead...... How do I taste ambiguous.

"Ye'er, don't blame yourself, it's all your mother's fault, I can't let you live a good life......" said, his mother also hugged him and cried.

Rong's mother was at a loss on the side, and could only sigh lowly.

I was about to have a seizure, but when I saw the bread boy like this, the fire I had raised suddenly turned into a jar of old vinegar, sour.

It's not the **** vinegar between men and women, but I also have pantothenic acid in my heart, and I understand the sourness of watching my relatives being bullied, and even in danger of my life, and I can't do anything.