Chapter 35: Chest Insurance!

"Humph! You don't believe me at the end of the day! The bread boy puffed out his cheeks, and his two little fists were clenched tightly.

I remembered his archery skills last night, when I really believed in him, and could pass through the sun like a prince and save me from the mouth of the snake.

But as a result, all of them flew past me with my skin, and if they shot me, and then cut me off my head and tail, and removed the obvious marks of rats, I would really be a roast leg of lamb on a barbecue stand.

I can only slander these in my heart, children, I have to give him hope, even if they can't become characters like Bumpman, I have to encourage them to struggle.

I smiled and said, "Bread boy, you can do it, what are you doing with this pouting mouth?" You can hang a night pot. In the future, when you are a hero, when you grow up and have the ability to protect Rong's mother and your mother, you will be majestic at that time. ”

"You still don't believe me?" The bread boy was guilty of donkey sex, and turned his back to me, and I didn't believe him and ignored me again.

I said in my heart that your mother believed in you, so why did you have to let me believe it?

At this time, the short man was a little about to wake up, he groaned twice, shook his somewhat drowsy head, pointed at my nose and scolded: "Okay, you thief rat, you dare to plot against me, look at the trick!" ”

With a loud roar, two black objects were thrown in his hands.

I didn't expect his eyes to be swollen like walnuts, and he could still see me, and I could only stand there stupidly after half a beat.

The bread boy shouted, "Be careful! ”

I wanted to be careful, but time didn't give me a chance, and since I like to stand like a human, the two hidden weapons hit me directly below my head and above my abdomen, and they were very symmetrical.

I squeaked my forelimbs around my chest, and then I kept jumping on the spot, like eating the chewing gum in the advertisement, and I couldn't stop at all.

Depend on! Is this still a man?

I'm glad I'm a mouse, if I'm still a girl, then my mini wangzi won't swell into a big steamed bun in Shandong.

This short man is really ruthless, he deserves to be as big as eating a scale, he is simply the scum of the hooligans!

Wherever the target is big, he will hit. I looked at the two hidden weapons on the ground, which were somewhat familiar, and they turned out to be fried beans.

When the bread boy saw that I was crying in pain, he jumped over with red and swollen eyes, and threw his clenched little fist on the short man's face, and suddenly a choking stream of red powder rushed into the wind.

I, Rong's mother, and his mother all accidentally took a sip, and suddenly the seven orifices were on fire, and there were tears in their eyes, it turned out to be chili powder.

The short man's face was already stiffened by a steel shovel, and his eyelids were scratched by my long nails, and now they were stained with chili powder, which was a word-cool, and he screamed so heart-rending that it was worse than killing a pig, and he kept rolling around holding his face.

Bread Boy himself had red and swollen eyes, and laughed while coughing, "Do you dare to hurt people?" I was merciful, according to the ratio of Rong's mother to make spicy chicken, only a spoonful of salt was mixed in it. ”

I was sweating and felt like my whole chest was aching.

"Rat, where did you hurt?" The bread boy tilted his head and asked me with concern.

I'm really dumb Chi Huanglian has a hard time! I can say to a boy, "Hey! I hurt my chest! "Is that appropriate? No matter how thick the rat skin is, I know the word shame.

"Hmm......" I endured desperately, squeezing out two words from between my teeth: "It's okay!" ”

Rong's mother also reached out with concern: "Let me see!" ”

"Don't!" I flatly refused, and took a few steps back.

The mother of the bread child wanted to be hostile to me all the time, and she kept her head down, wiped the corner of her eyes with a silk scarf, and stared at me carefully.

At this time, the big red rooster covered his nostrils with his long wings, approached timidly, and nodded in front of the bread boy.

"Master, all the chickens have gathered, and not a single chicken has been lost, please instruct!"

The chubby face of the bread boy actually had a kind of royal majesty: "Stand by the place!" Take off at any time! ”

I thought to myself, yes, now I have also seen the combat chickens on the aircraft carrier with my own eyes, and they are still on standby! MyGod!

At this time, from behind the colorful chickens there is a hairless alternative, I have always thought that the bald chicken looks very sorry for the audience, not to mention the chicken king, even the ordinary old hen is better looking than him.

Most women look at their skin than beauty, and if Zhang Ziyi has crocodile skin, probably few people are willing to study whether her face is the golden ratio.

In the world of birds, it is also better than whose feathers are brighter, and then whose claws are sharper.

The bald chicken hid behind him, his eyes didn't dare to look at me, I can understand his mood very well, his self-esteem is troubled, probably such a scene is reversed by me as a mouse, he is a little unhappy.

I yelled at him unceremoniously, "Hey! What do you mean? To be an unsung hero? ”

The bald chicken probably felt that he couldn't hide it, so he simply walked out generously, and his posture of holding his head high immediately returned to his very arrogant and lonely appearance.

I always thought that the bald chicken should be the ugliest chicken in the world, but unfortunately he came out of the crowd, and even the fiery and mighty chicken king was a little inferior.

I wondered if the sun was to blame. Looking at bald chickens in the sun, there is a faint halo on the smooth and pink skin.

Before, I thought he was the most garlic-filled chicken, obviously a poor chicken who had no place to stay and even wanted to shoot me in the mouse hole, but he had to pretend to be as elegant and calm as a noble son, a typical prince's disease.

But at this moment, it seems that he really has the capital to pretend, that is a kind of temperament, no matter what his appearance becomes, he can make people feel that he is different.

He flicked Johnson & Johnson a few times with his chicken paws, and the cockscomb was raised: "I just said don't come to be a good person, you see that you are a worm, and you are about to die." ”

I covered my chest with one paw, hunched my back and hit his chicken leg, baring my teeth and saying, "Don't gloat! Obviously you have done a good deed, inform the chicken king how they can cooperate with our actions, and your stinky mouth will never have a good word. ”

The bread boy rolled his eyelids: "Who wants him to care!" ”

"Who said I mind your business! I'm full! ”

I said, these two people, why did they quarrel as soon as they met?

I stood among them, tilted my head weakly and asked, "You guys were arguing like this last night?" ”

The bald corn's eyes hooked, and he said proudly: "Don't let me save any cats and dogs in the future!" ”

The bread boy hummed a monosyllable from his nose: "Don't be nosy!" Who scares about you! ”

Yes, even I was scolded.

Seeing that I was a little embarrassed, the bread boy shook his beard twice, and then explained: "Mouse, I didn't say you!" ”

Rong Ma interjected appropriately: "Young Master, should we interrogate these three people first?" ”

I looked at Rong's mother's cake-like face gratefully, what a good person, if I don't think of a way, I'm afraid of being angry with this person's splint anger.