He suddenly lay down and asked me, "You all know that my name is Tuan Tuan, what is your name?" “

"Springlight!" I sat on the edge of the table, my little tail being twirled around in circles by me on my paws: "You say it's because you know the past and the future that they want to catch you?" “

Tuan Tuan learned my movements, and we two spotted rats sat side by side, playing with our little tails, a bit like sitting in a row in kindergarten...... Forehead...... Eat fruit?

He wrinkled his nose and glanced at the door with a weak heart, and then said carefully: "I tell you, women are bored, and the questions they ask are extremely boring. “

I said, "Is it marriage?" “

Most of the little girls in Erba Fanghua are in love, and of course they want to know what their future husbands will be like?

Just like when I used to live in the school, as soon as the lights were turned off in the dormitory, our little sisters were not talking about male stars who had just come out, or the newly discovered school grass in which school.

"It's a man!" He didn't care.

I'm speechless, what does it mean to be a man? Is there still a shemale in this world, but I want to say shemale...... I was suddenly interested in the question, when they go to the bathroom, do they go to the men's or women's bathroom? It's a boring question.

I said, "Then you tell them, and when you're done, you're ready to go." “

Tuan Tuan was a little annoyed: "Since I met them, I have failed like never before, and the person they want to ask, I can only see a vague shadow, and I can't tell where he is at all." “

The corners of my mouth twitched: "It turns out that you are also a big liar who fools people on the street!" “

"What a big liar! Our whole family can understand the past and the future, but the abilities are different, some can only see the past, some can only see the future, and I, just like both. ”

"But it's neither!" I answered, Tuan Tuan glared at me, I touched his hairy head, and said in the style of a great man: "Be realistic, don't be grandstanding, and correct the attitude of party spirit!" ”

The group was angry, and suddenly stopped paying attention to me,

I slapped him again: "What attitude?" That's what my idol said! ”

Tuan Tuan looked up at the top of the boat at a ninety degree, held his head in his paws, fell on the table, comforted himself, and said: "It's okay to eat and drink for nothing, and there are people coaxing, which is much better than the days when you were hunted down outside." “

I raised my eyebrows and looked at him evilly: "This is your true purpose, right?" Even if you know who they're looking for, you probably won't tell them. Are you afraid of being unloaded and killed by the donkey? “

He jumped up suddenly, and the flesh on his cheeks bulged: "How can you look at me like that? When I do things in Bai Ze, I either don't say it, or I tell the truth, and I never lie! “

I saw that he was real, so I immediately apologized: "Okay...... Count me wrong...... "My purpose is to mingle with him, not to push him against me."

I do understand that his personality is very unstable, and maybe I will step on a minefield, so I still decided not to be so anxious, and I want to turn him into my ally, probably not enough.

After that, we stopped talking, sat back to back, just like he said, we were all arrested and imprisoned here, and at the same time, the prisoners at the end of the world, why should we know each other when we meet.

Look at my realization, I have made a character in prison.

In the evening, the little maid, whose name I already know, is Pomegranate, came here once, and gave her a lot of fruit.

Tuan Tuan really didn't lie to me, he really only eats vegetarian food, in addition to apples and plums, there is also a black dish, Pomegranate said, it is a fresh vegetable newly stepped on in the sea, she picked the most tender core, let Tuan Tuan pay attention to eat more.

I looked at her courteous appearance and pouted: "Isn't it kelp?" I also ate flowers! ”

Pomegranate crossed her hands on her hips and asked me imposingly, "What?" Are you not convinced? Tell you, it's good to have fish to eat, you hit our boat with such a big hole, and you still want to eat vegetables and fruits, dream! ”

I looked at the grilled fish on the plate and dared to feel that this was inferior to the worst prison meal.

But wouldn't this be too good for me?

Pomegranate threw out a plate of red-hot boiled shrimp from the bamboo basket, and the size of the shrimp was almost thicker than my thumb when I was a human being.

I was a little moved, thinking that when we went to Hongdao, we ordered a plate of small shrimp, the menu was written at 38 yuan, but when we paid the bill, it became 38 yuan, of course we didn't follow it, put this overlord menu on the Internet, what was the result?

Netizen A said: "You were fooled? Silence for you! ”

Netizen B said: "You are content, last time we went to Hongdao to drink beer, when we checked out, we asked, boss, how much is beer?" The boss said, we Hongdao people are hospitable, beer does not cost money, free delivery, come, let's count peanuts! ”

Netizen C said: "The day before yesterday, I went to Hongdao, and the signboard said that it was delicious and delicious, and a fried centipede was 18 yuan. I was greedy, so I ordered one, and it turned out to be 18 yuan for a centipede leg, looking at the dense centipede legs on the plate, Lao Tzu's heart was dripping blood! ”

Netizen D has something to say......

I directly posted a comment: "Besides, I'll smoke you!" No one cares about being pitted, my sister is so hot! ”

I looked at the prawns on the plate, and the red and red were very mouth-watering, but I didn't dare to be careless when I learned from the previous prawns.

"That pomegranate sister, these prawns ......" I want to ask if you want money?

Pomegranate glared at me viciously, blocking back what I was about to ask.

She said calmly, "What! Not to taste? Let me tell you, you have to eat this today, you have to eat it if you don't eat it, recognize your current situation, it's good to have shrimp to eat, and then pick and choose, no need for Miss to order! I'll throw you into the sea!" ”

I immediately shrunk my neck and asked weakly with a crying voice: "Sister Pomegranate, you fish and shrimp...... Is it from the plaster country...... Radiation from the sea? "Otherwise, it wouldn't be such a big formation, so I have to eat it!

Pomegranate had a black face and came over directly to grab the plate: "Don't eat and pull down!" ”

I hurriedly held the plate in my arms and said with a smile: "I eat, I eat it all...... There will be such a prison meal in the future, remember to use me! I don't dislike it! ”

Of course I don't dislike it, if the prisoners of later generations knew that I was treated like this, they would probably cry and go to kill and set fire!

Pomegranate still had a black face when she left, but she told us not to run around at night, there might be some movement in the middle of the night, telling us two to be honest and feed us to the sharks if we escaped without permission.

After Tuan Tuan and I finished eating, we jumped on the windowsill again, the windows could be opened, but we couldn't go out, the windows were invisibly forbidden, as soon as we touched, there would be a power grid immediately, this is the result of the experiment I got with the tip of the burned tail.

The sea view at night was terrible, except for a dark and salty air, there was no moon or stars tonight, and it seemed as if we were the only ship sailing alone.

I burped and groaned on my stomach and complained, "It seems that my weight loss plan is going to be ruined again." I kind of know, going to prison here is obviously going to fatten me here, it's really the most poisonous woman's heart! ”

Women, sure enough, understand the pain of women! I cried......