Tuan Tuan looked at me sympathetically: "You bear with me, when we get to the place, they won't force you to eat fish and shrimp, we are now at sea, fresh fruits and vegetables are easy to preserve, but it is difficult to replenish, this ship has been running for more than a month, especially those two women, for the love of beauty, the demand for fruits and vegetables is particularly large." ”

I said in my heart, whether he is a fairy or a monster or a person, a woman is also eager for beauty and weight loss.

I was secretly refreshed, I would rather they force me like this, think about my later life, all day long by the dark cuisine of the school, at the beginning, I saw a snail on the vegetable leaves, so frightened that I quickly deducted the rice.

Later, slowly, I got used to snails, hair, nails, eyelashes, and beard, and finally cultivated to become a disappointment if I didn't see green worms.

I still remember going on a trip and having a fast meal at a temple with my sisters.

As soon as the meal came up, the nuns folded their hands and retreated, and we, as usual, turned the rice and vegetables all over to the bottom, and the sisters said, "Damn! I didn't see a single hair! ”

In exchange for the collective eyes of the other diners, didn't you see that the nuns were very dedicated to shaving their heads and wearing gray bowler hats?

But that meal without meat and fish, we were forced to ask for two 250 yuan, two bowls of rice 100 yuan, it is said that there are five kinds of grains in the rice, a plate of spinach, a plate of tofu, and a bowl of winter melon soup, and they also gave us a 20% discount.

Later, I thought, we deserve to be scolded! If you want not to be scolded for this number, people have already discounted it, and it is impossible to reduce the price again, so we can only add more sesame oil money and skip the life of two hundred and five.

Hey, in those days, even the nuns who ate fasting and chanted Buddha were not pure, or what was pure?

So I am quite satisfied that I am being treated inhumanely as a prisoner on the ship today! I think the pomegranate women are still quite cute, and the abuse should be made more violent! Not to mention fish, shrimp and crabs, even if you smoke me to death with abalone, I am also very happy!

Tuan Tuan saw that my mouth was full of oil and my eyes were full of stars, and comforted me and said, "Don't be sad! What do you see this is? "He was full of surprise and liked to be praised by others.

I looked down and saw that he had pulled out a cherry from his armpit, and his forehead was ...... It's not easy for him to hide cherries under his armpits like me now.

I carefully took the cherry from his front paws, and looked over and over again, the red cherry was round and round, very cute, but I turned my head and asked carefully, "Do you have a fox smell?" ”

Tuan Tuan's face, which was originally waiting for praise, instantly became smellier than a cat's stool: "If you don't eat it, you will return me!" Don't you know if I have a fox smell? I'm just like you! ”

I was immediately defeated by him, and before he came to grab the cherries, I quickly stuffed my mouth, sweet and sour, and quite greasy.

I smiled and said, "Thank you!" ”

Tuan Tuan snorted coldly, rolled his eyes that you know very well, I don't mind, getting benefits is the true meaning!

He asked me, "Where the hell did you come from?" Pomegranate said you smashed the boat into a hole, and what's the matter? ”

As soon as I thought of being thrown from the sky, I became furious and blurted out, "Do you know a pervert named Jun Mo Wen?" ”

Tuan Tuan stared at me, looked at me a little stupidly, and stammered, "You...... You...... Actually...... Call...... Snow Boy is ...... Perverted? ”

Snow Boy? What is that, unfamiliar! I only know ice cream, Sprite, snow beer, where do I know what Snow Boy?

"I think he's so good in the sun! How can you call Snow Boy? It's not made of snow! I tugged at my tail tightly, pinched a hair hard, and tore it off neatly.

I gritted my teeth in pain, and there was nothing like my hatred for Jun Mowen!

Tuan Tuan's eyes lit up, and he said in a tone of worship: "Xue Gongzi is the mountain master of Chixia Mountain, with the world in mind, and the sorrow of the people, whether it is a human or a spirit, you can go to Chixia Mountain to practice, absorb aura, and once you enter Chixia Mountain, rabbit spirits are not allowed to eat grass essence, wolf monsters are not allowed to eat rabbit essence, everyone coexists peacefully, and never deceives each other!" ”

I felt the sour water in my stomach tumbling up like the tide of the Qiantang River, and I clutched my chest and almost threw up.

Tuan Tuan looked at me with disdain: "This ship will arrive at Chixia Mountain in a few days, don't talk nonsense at that time, be careful that he will be beaten to death by the people who love him before he goes ashore." ”

I screamed "ah", and the frightened fluff stood up: "What are you fussing about!" ”

I spun around like a headless fly, babbling "It's over...... it's over."

"What's over?" Tuan Tuan stared at me nervously.

I wailed, "I still have several buckets of honey in my cave, and I must not have them when I go back." Also, there's a cockroach that owes me room money, and I can't take it back, and ah......"

Thinking of the bald chicken, has his body recovered?

He snatched me away, although I don't know why he didn't let others save me, but I guess he must have saved me with his own heart's blood, and he didn't sleep all night, I left and never went back, will he not be angry because I didn't tell me? Do you think you've saved a white-eyed mouse?

And the bread boys, although the four bad ones were let go by Jun Mowen, will they go to trouble the bread children again? Their purpose is to arrest him, this time I have made a difference, will I come again next time?

And Dong Ash, I promised to go to see his wife and sister, my nominal fiancée suddenly disappeared, will he be in a hurry?

And my queen bee sister, I don't know if there are still reckless soldiers and going around to search for beautiful princesses?

I found that I still have a lot of people who I care about, whether they are animals or people, my heart is human heart, so I treat them as people, sometimes, they do things more authentically than people, I would rather mix with them.

I haven't said thank you yet, and I was taken away for no reason! I hate owing favors to people the most.

It's family ...... I regarded them as my relatives and friends, and I finally got along and got into the mix, and there was nothing left!

Who's to blame for this?

I glanced at Tuan Tuan resentfully, and suddenly felt that my eyes were sour, and I sniffed and said, "What kind of bastard snow boy you are, I hate him to death!" ”

Tuan Tuan didn't expect me to cry when I said crying, and hurriedly panicked: "Hey, hey...... Don't scare me! If you want to say bad things about Snow Boy, don't say it in front of me, when you are alone, scold casually, I will not hear it......"

"Wow-" I've never wanted to cry before. Why are you locked up? Do you know what life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is for freedom, both can be thrown!

"Don't cry! What the hell is going on! Tell me about ......"

I cried and scolded: "I want you to take care of it! You're all in this together! Aren't you from some shit god operator family? Count yourself - you leave me alone, let me cry, it's okay to cry! ”

Tuan Tuan Lingling shuddered and muttered, "What a rotten reason for this!" ”