I was bored in the cave, and waited for several days, thinking of countless ideas to deal with him, and I could take the opportunity to poison him, although this trick had already been used, but who prescribed that a trick could only be used once, and maybe I could still receive the miracle effect of fiction and reality. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Soldiers don't get tired of cheating.

I don't know anything about this one at all.

I still have a little impression that the dragon and phoenix are a kind of divine beast.

But I couldn't figure out what to do about this after thinking about it for a long time.

Sun Tzu said that only by knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent can one survive a hundred battles, and I don't even know his most basic form now.

At first, he was a black snake, and this guy was so arrogant that he insisted on making a bet with me, and he suffered a secret loss from me.

Later, it became Jun Mowen, and his temperament was an extremely cold and extremely uncertain freak.

Now it's a ruck, which one is him? I'm confused.

I knew that he was afraid of my tears, not that of girls crying, he didn't have the consciousness of such a good man.

It's that my tears are very poisonous to the people who practice magic skills.

Otherwise, real fists and real feet, I must have been pinched to death by him at once.

Cursing him, first, his skin is not ordinarily thick, and scolding does not work at all.

There is another point, swearing is based on fighting, if you turn scolding people's kung fu, you have already practiced more eloquence than Bao Longxing in "Jiupin Sesame Official", cursing others, if you encounter fists and feet that are weaker than you, if you meet someone stronger than you, in the end it is still a fist, I am afraid that the more you scold, the more you will rebound and suffer on yourself.

For specific example, an aunt with a fish-killing knife in her hand, if you are not sure that you can knock her down, you scold, if you lose, it's okay, at most you will slip away stupidly, if you scold the aunt without shame, it is likely that the aunt will take up a super fish-killing knife and kill you instead of the fish.

Therefore, doing what you can is a way to protect yourself.

It's not okay to beat and scold, what other shortcomings does this guy have? Well, when he used to be suitable, he seemed to be afraid of more advanced monsters than him, but later he did Jun Mo Wen, it seemed to be crazy, many monsters were afraid of him, and even a bird like Fengjue was beaten away by him.

Hard can't work, let's go soft?

Soft, the defeat strategy includes the beauty strategy, the empty city strategy, the anti-intermittent strategy, the bitter meat strategy, the chain plan and the six strategies on the go.

Empty city plan, let alone the city, even the only nest has been burned down.

Anyway, it's just the two of us in this wind cave, even if I want to sow discord, I won't provoke mosquitoes to bite him, right?

Bitter meat trick, this trick doesn't work at all, I can't suffer for him, and even if I die, he probably just has a pity that he is missing a tool to practice.

Serial schemes, passes, empty talk.

Go, I want to go, I'm locked up here like a prisoner now, even if I can get out, I can't get out of his barrier.

Beauty tricks?

I immediately sat down in front of the mirror, the blurred yellow copper mirror, and the reflection showed a relatively beautiful face, the same as in my previous life, but the small face was much thinner, and it became a standard melon seed face.

The eyes are big, so black that they seem to be dripping, and the mouth is the most satisfying, and the mouth is as big as the nose, and they are all small and delicate.

I touched my buttocks, and they were still round and plump, right?

Waist, when I used to be a mouse, it was a swimming ring, and now it's a lot, although there is no vest line, but it is also a flat lower abdomen, and it can be regarded as a gourd waist.

Chest! I am very dissatisfied with this place, because people will look at these two sisters when they meet, because it is not because it is too small, but because it is so big, it often falls and I can't breathe, but fortunately I strangled them with a chest cloth every day, otherwise others would not faint and I would faint.

The beauty plan and the beauty who cried so much that the pear blossoms brought the rain, I don't believe that he can resist the temptation, but this size must be grasped well, otherwise, I will lose more than I gain if I lose my wife and break the army.

See all the hidden weapons, scissors, needles, and knives in this cave...... These ordinary ones don't seem to be useful, if they are smeared with poison, it's better than nothing, as for the rope and the like, I've already discharged it, don't tie him up, and I'll make a cocoon to bind myself when the time comes.

It's a good idea, I sleep with my weapon for the next few days, and then wash myself every night and spray a little bit of my own flower oil to make sure I look like a very tasty snack.

The first day passed...... The next day passed...... The third day passed...... Until the fourth, fifth and sixth days passed.

I was in high spirits from the beginning, and in the end I didn't even want to take a bath, which really responded to the words of the ancients, one blow, then decline, three and exhaustion, I heard the seventh day, and it was more than twice as strong as the ancients.

Just when I didn't even want to comb my hair twice, a figure finally appeared at the entrance of the Qingfeng Cave.

I was sitting on the stone table beside me, arranging the red wild hawthorn fruits I had picked into various shapes, amusing myself, when I suddenly felt the light in the cave dim, I did not turn around, but asked angrily, "Why did you come back?" ”

The shadow behind me grew longer, and out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a hairy man, and I wondered why he didn't speak. Turning around, it didn't matter, I was so scared that I almost fell to the ground.

Against the light, I could only see a gray "exterminator".

He wore a gray cloth hat on his head, a gray Taoist robe on his body, and a whisk similar to a feather duster in his hand.

Her eyebrows and eyes are thin, even the crow's feet on her face are thin, and the whole person is in a dim light, but those eyes are like blades, sharp and abnormal, and they are not good at first glance.

My body was already hanging in the air, my palm hanging upside down on the stone table, my other hand propped up on the ground, my whole body trembling as if I didn't obey the call.

It's really that the murderous aura on the other party's body is too heavy, as if he is like a god of death, every time he takes a step close to me, my little life is in his hands.

"You...... You...... Who are you? I shook out a few words.

"It turns out that you vixen hooked the man next to me." In her thin knife-like mouth, she viciously spat out a nonsensical word.

Man? Who is it?

Grandma, you're seventy or eighty, and your man isn't even older! I don't seem to have such a heavy taste, I'm not interested in old men.

But I didn't dare to say this, so I could only ask in wonder, "Is your old man looking for the wrong person?" ”

"Humph! Dare to quibble! ”

"How can I quibble? Truth be told, I've just come into this world...... According to life, all the men you meet add up to one hand, how can you say that I seduce your man? ”

"I ask you!" Her two eyes widened, as if she was about to eat people with that look: "Are you going to get married in a few days?" (To be continued.) )