"Who said it, the rumor is definitely a rumor. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "I suddenly remembered the name "ridiculous", and my heart was empty, but it was about my life, and I couldn't admit it if I was killed. "You're looking for the wrong hole, I don't plan to get married, I'm still very tender......"

"Hmph, my man came home in person and told me that he was going to marry a mouse, so I had to break his leg and let him reflect on it at home, and then come and meet you rat spirit for a while, and see what you can do to make him confused?"

After speaking, the old woman's dust swept away, did not sweep away the dust in the hole, but swept the entire stone table in front of me, like sweeping foam, directly out of the door, if it were not for a crackling sound of gravel under the mountain, I would have thought that the stone table in front of me was a few hundred catties, yes is indeed a copycat.

"Say!" The old woman raised her eyebrows: "Is it you or not!" ”

"Wronged! Definitely not me! Even if I have the guts, oh...... I'm just a mouse, how dare I be? How can I rob you of my father-in-law! ”

"Bastard! Who told you that my man is my father-in-law. The old woman's saliva sprayed me in the face, and I almost fainted.

I muttered in my heart, your man is not your father-in-law, is it your father-in-law?

If it's a father-in-law, would you like to? Can you stand that kind of empty loneliness?

I peeked at her cautiously, and suddenly realized, yes, with such a strange temper, maybe he really married a father-in-law, otherwise why would he come to me so dissatisfied!

The old woman shook the sleeves of her gray robe, and then the dust went straight to my throat, and her sharp eyes were about to break my body into pieces: "Are you willing to tell the truth now?" ”

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then asked tentatively, "Your man...... Isn't it human? ”

"You talk nonsense!" The old woman's hand was so heavy that it almost shattered the bone in my jaw.

I added, "He's a calf, and then, he says what's ridiculous about his name?" What is your relationship with him? ”

"That's right! It's good, I'm his mother. ”

Oh, this turned out to be the old female monster, no wonder she has such a big temper? It's really that the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked, and the power of heredity is too great.

I smiled and said, "He hasn't been at home for a few days, and I don't know where he has gone. I'm just a passer-by here, if he tells you some crazy things, don't believe it, what marriage or not, I'm not interested in it at all, this is a forced marriage...... Do you understand forced marriage? ”

The old woman waved her sleeves and directly withdrew the dust from her sleeves, and then said coldly: "It's better to remember what you said!" I want the door of our house, a mountain girl, not to mention that you don't have the strength of the spirit, it's just a straw bale-style scarecrow, don't think that you have a little bit of a posture and tie him up and don't let go, tell you, even if he agrees, I won't agree. ”

If other heroines heard such words, the ugly daughter-in-law would probably be wronged when she met her difficult mother-in-law.

But after I heard this, I was immediately overjoyed, rushed straight over, hugged this thin wife into my arms, and kept thanking her.

"Thank you! Thank you for eight generations of ancestors! ”

I can finally get rid of him, you can lock up your son well, don't come out and hurt people, I'm a woman from a good family, no, I'm a good girl from a good family, I don't want to be his wife.

"You'd better remember!" After the old woman finished speaking, she put her hand into her big sleeve, the cuff floating slightly.

I thought to myself, he's not going to bribe me with money, is he?

Just like those bloody bridges, in order to prevent her future daughter-in-law from entering the door, the evil mother-in-law often boldly pulls out a stack of checks, signs them, and says very arrogantly: "Fill in whatever you want, you can have as many zeros as you want!" ”

I was thinking, no matter how much money I have, there is no commodity market circulation, and it is similar to toilet paper for wiping my buttocks, or I still want a house!

Money is also indispensable, anyway, I have now become a human form, I can go to the big city to wander, by the way, ask the dog emperor where he lives, and then put the bread child, no, help Johnson and Dong Ash take revenge, and finally I will live in seclusion, just with my wise mind? I'm not afraid of not being able to make money!

I don't have the same great desire to cultivate immortals, which immortals look glamorous, but in fact, they are fighting openly and secretly in private.

Those insidious people in the Demon Path may not be as dangerous as her, but they are not as dangerous as them.

These sheep, dressed in wolf skins, are all quenched with venom, and every step is a deep calculation against you.

Sister, I'm not playing, okay? Live your little life well.

The old woman threw me a wad of paper and said, "This is the price for you to stay with my son!" You have wasted his time for so long, and you have wasted a lot of opportunities to practice martial arts, and you will not be allowed to lose much? Sign it and let me be a rough maid for a hundred years! ”

Crunch!

I heard my jaw dropping, Nani? Mental damage fee! Lost time pay! Is there such a thing? Aren't they all giving me a house and money, and then asking me to roll as far as I want? Why should I be sold myself?

The old woman glanced at me with slanted eyes: "You don't have to be too happy! My glacier mother has always been fair. If you haven't made many mistakes in the past hundred years, when the time comes, I may still be able to teach you some self-defense spells, and even if you leave me in the future, with my name and the skills you have learned, you will not be bullied by ordinary monsters. ”

Not only did my jaw drop this time, but even my whole body stiffened in place, and I didn't come back to my senses for a long time.

"The old woman ......" I pondered the words, trying to suppress the urge in my heart to explode her head, and then I pulled up the corners of my mouth and said the following words calmly.

"Did you misunderstand me? First, I didn't want to marry your son, I was forced by him. ”

"Second, I didn't want to fight for that qualification, and I went to worship you as a teacher."

"I'm good at being a mouse, and it's good to be an ordinary person!"

"As for those great spells of yours, leave them to the talented wizards, and I won't waste your energy on this piece of rotten wood."

The old woman wanted to sit down, but she found that the only stone table and bench had been swept down the cliff by her.

Then she deigned to sit cross-legged on the stone couch.

With a somewhat smug look, she raised her dust: "You are quite self-aware, and you know that you are a piece of rotten wood!" ”

"That's it, if you don't want to learn my spells, I won't waste teaching you!"

She glanced at my face and said with a smile: "After you have been a maid for me for a hundred years, if you want to be my son's bedmaid, you can still do it!" (To be continued.) )