Chapter II: Appointments
As a highly educated socialist youth in the 21st century, it is precisely when he has ideals and ambitions that Huang Cong uses a mentality of "gold will always shine" to deal with it calmly.
So when he walked out of the door of the recruitment hall, the contract was thrown into the trash without hesitation. Life is like a game, although the starting point is good, but when the ground is full of gold, can you know which one you are?
That night he dreamed as usual, and with a rumbling snoring sound, and with a kick of his feet, he went up to the sky. Today, because of that kid who descended the dragon, he almost missed the job fair, so it is necessary to loosen his bones with him.
The golden light is rolling red, the rui qi is spraying purple glow, the South Heaven Gate is still the South Heaven Gate, the blue is heavy, the glass is made; It's just that the two little brothers guarding the door saw me coming, and didn't care about people, Huang Cong touched his head, and couldn't think of a reason to come, but when he came in the past, it was Brother Cong who shouted?
"Hey, I said big bull and two tigers, are you two boys dragging it now, I'm coming, and I won't say hello twice?" Huang Cong scolded the two and walked over.
"Stop, who are you, dare to break into Nantianmen?"
The sudden rhetorical question made Huang Cong suddenly confused, and said to himself: "What's wrong with you two boys?"
When he flashed his puzzled eyes, the second tiger on the opposite side suddenly whispered into Da Niu's ear, and then the two nodded as if they didn't understand.
"It's new, so let's get inside. ”
After speaking, the two of them laughed unashamedly, Huang Cong wanted to have a seizure, but remembered that he had come to Heaven today to find the kid who descended the dragon, and when the matter was resolved, he would clean up the two people in front of him who were not brothers.
"Where is the dragon?"
A cold question made the big tiger and Erniu on the other side laugh even more happily, and sneered: "I said that the newcomer, the Venerable Dragon Descending is also what you want to see, since you want to die, we won't stop you, the Venerable is now drinking with the Eight Immortals, if you have the ability, you can go over." ”
Hearing this, he was even more blindsided, yesterday he secretly ate peaches together and called him a brother, why has it all changed today, even if he drank together, he didn't tell me in advance, after getting the information, Huang Cong couldn't wait to walk towards the Eight Immortals.
At this time, the second tiger behind him said to Da Niu: "Brother, you said that this kid just came, how do you know the names of the two of us?"
Da Niu thought for a while: "In the future, let's keep a low profile, it is difficult to be an immortal, and it is even more difficult to be a famous immortal." After speaking, he sighed deeply.
Thirty-three heavenly palaces, seventy-two treasure halls, Huang Cong is familiar with the road, and the familiar fairies he met along the way greeted him warmly, although no one birded him, but he was not angry, because he found that today's fairies are more beautiful than before, even those maids, too.
"Come on, Lao Li, go one more, don't be allowed to cheat. ”
"No, let the fat man come first, the fat man hasn't drunk yet. ”
Before Huang Cong entered the Eight Immortals Palace, a pungent smell of wine and the sound of punching came over, and he smelled the smell, good guy, this is better than the queen mother's elixir and jade liquid that he secretly drank before, and he buried himself in his heart: "I said why these guys pretended not to know me today, but there are good things that are reluctant to be shared with me." ”
After that, he walked in, grabbed a jar, and said to Tie Guan Li: "Come, Lao Li, take one." ”
Tie Guan Li saw someone toasting, and hurriedly raised his glass and said, "Come, do it." ”
"I said, brothers, I have recently learned a new way of drawing boxing, do you want to play together?" everyone was interested, looking at Huang Cong.
Under some explanation, everyone is familiar with the gameplay, "Two little bees, fly to the flowers, fly, fly"
Originally, everyone drank a lot, and under his encouragement, everyone's steps were a little frivolous, Huang Cong said at this time: "I said that you guys, you guys, still pretend not to know me, and you are reluctant to share good things, you should be punished, what about that kid who descends the dragon, let him be the first." ”
After finishing speaking, I saw the descending dragon slumped on the ground like a snake, with one bare foot, and the shoes didn't know where they had flown there, and they shouted in their mouths: "Drink, drink, keep drinking." ”
Han Zhongli didn't know when he had wandered to Huang Cong holding a wine jar, rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes and asked, "By the way, buddy, who are you?"
"Fatty, you play this game for me again, don't you, believe it or not, I beat you with a fist as big as a sandbag?" Before Huang Cong could stabilize his figure, Lu Dongbin also staggered, and when he arrived at him, he also asked, "Yes, buddy, who are you?"
At this time, everyone lying on the ground looked at Huang Cong with a strange look, and Lan Caihe burped and said to He Xiangu: "Who is this guy, haven't you seen it?"
"You can't see it like a non-earthling," Huang Cong held back the anger in his heart and shouted: "You don't know who I am, and you still drink a fart wine with me." ”
Zhang Guolao didn't know when he also stood up, looked at Huang Cong, looked at him again, and said to everyone: "We don't seem to have invited this person, it seems that we haven't seen this person in Heavenly Court, right?"
After Zhang Guolao finished speaking, everyone stared at Huang Cong with a strange gaze, feeling bad, Huang Cong turned around and wanted to run, at this time I don't know who shouted: "Catch him, it may be a spy sent by the demon to Heavenly Court." ”
The next scene is nine people beating one person, (the scene is too brutal, for the sake of the physical and mental health of teenagers, not described) pull the arms of the arms, pull the thighs of the thighs, all the hooligan moves are used, among which He Xiangu is the most fierce, sitting directly on Huang Cong's back, both hands keep dragging his hair, since then, Huang Cong secretly made a vow in his heart: "Whoever mentions to me that He Xiangu is a lady in the future, I am in a hurry." ”
At this time, an old man hurried over and hurriedly persuaded the fight, and when everyone saw it, they shouted: "It's Lao Bai who is here, do you want to drink two cups?"
Huang Cong lay on the ground, looked up at the old man in front of him, and had a sense of déjà vu, but he couldn't remember who it was, and the old man also had a five-pointed star on his forehead, which seemed to be too platinum star that he had not seen in the heavenly court.
"I said everyone, my kid was recruited by me from the world to raise horses, since the horse of the heavenly palace was made by the monkey of the sun, no, no one can be tamed, Erlang God rode a horse to catch the demon some time ago, the demon was not caught, and was thrown to the ground, all lying on the bed for a month, the queen mother was angry, I didn't break it, I can only recruit a temporary worker from the world!"
After Tai Bai Xing finished speaking, everyone said happily: "Oh, it's the new Bi Ma Wen, boy, it's okay, we are very light!"
After clearing up the misunderstanding, Tai Bai Xing took Huang Cong away, and along the way, he didn't know what to say, Tai Bai Xing asked, "What did I say you kid are muttering?"
"I'm thinking, why am I still here? I've set the alarm clock at this point, it's time to wake up, or I won't be able to get up in the morning, and I'll have to go and find a job!"
As soon as Huang Cong finished speaking, the old man Taibai opposite tore the five-pointed star on his forehead with his hand, "You, you are, you are the old man at the job fair?" Huang Cong said in surprise.
"You think your kid is still dreaming, what are you waking up, we signed a contract, don't try to cheat!"
Huang Cong really opened his mouth wide and couldn't speak, he thought he was dreaming as usual, obediently, it seems that he really went to heaven, no wonder the brother who was originally called a brother didn't call him a brother, and the fairy with a yellow face and thin muscles became more beautiful.
After the old man Taibai walked for a while, he found that Huang Cong was still standing in place like a log, and shouted, "I said that you kid can't leave?"
"Let's go, I'm coming. After that, he trotted and followed, since he was unsatisfactory in the world, but it is better to be an official and a half-position in the heavenly court, although it is a Bi Ma Wen.
The old man Taibai seemed to see Huang Cong's thoughts clearly, and said: "I said don't be complacent, you kid, you are just a part-time worker, if you don't do a good job one day, I will throw you down." ”
"Throw it down there?"
"Reincarnation, if you are lucky, you will be in a rich family, if you are unlucky, you will be like Zhu Bajie!"
Originally, Huang Cong's heart was very full of ideals, but the old man's words had to tell him that the reality was very skinny, and under the leadership of the old man Taibai, he came to a short palace after a while, which was much shorter than the one of the Eight Immortals, and three big words were written in front of the door: "Bima Palace." ”
But it's also his own territory, how to say that he is also the boss here, but when he walks in, it is completely different from what he thinks in his inner world, I remember what a scenery Sun Monkey is when Bi Ma Wen, more than a dozen people are subordinates, although the palace is not as luxurious as the Jinluan Palace, but how is it also fairy, the reality is such a big horse farm, there are two people in it, and it is also a fat and a thin!
What Huang Cong couldn't tolerate the most - there was horse manure everywhere, and the horses in the sky didn't pay attention to hygiene, so the old man Taibai said: "Fat Tiger and Thin Monkey, you two come here, he will be your boss in the future, remember to obey the orders of your superiors, take pride in raising horses, I hope that the horses you raise can become a beautiful scenery in the heavenly court, and the heavenly court will be proud of you!"
Huang Cong was disgusted on the side after hearing this, a matter of raising horses, as if he had such a sense of collective honor. After the Taibai old man finished his introduction, the fat tiger and the thin monkey shouted respectfully: "Hello, Lord Bi Ma Wen!"
Listening to this respectful hearing in Huang Cong's ears, it was like a pinprick in the ear, and he moistened his throat and said: "What about this, you can call me eldest brother or boss in the future, don't call Lord Bi Ma Wen, high-profile, too high-profile!"
There is a good saying, happiness is a relatively high-level thing, there must be something at the bottom, seeing the diligent appearance of the fat tiger and the thin monkey, a sense of superiority arises spontaneously.
The old man Taibai then introduced some rules of the heavenly court, comparing which places to go and which places not to go, and said: "Originally, the heavenly court prohibits gambling and drinking, but do immortals also have seven emotions and six desires, right, so it is normal to gamble a little money and drink a little wine in private, but you should be temperate and temperate, do you understand?"
"And wow, next month is the horse race day of the heavenly court, that horse is Erlang God's, remember to take care of it, Erlang God is not a character to mess with!" As soon as he finished speaking, a sound sounded, and I saw the old man Taibai take out a banana from his pocket, put it in his ear and said, "Hey, God of Wealth, what are you doing?" Oh, look for me to play mahjong, okay, wait for me." ”
After saying that, after two sentences, the old man Taibai hurried away, Huang Cong looked at the sky, looked at the ground, and then looked at the horse of Erlang God, kicked hard and said angrily: "You give me a roll, the horse keeps rolling"
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