Chapter 3: Theft of Pills

I'm not afraid of being used, I'm afraid that I'm useless, although the old man Taibai handed over a mess to himself and left, but Huang Cong is a responsible person in his bones, and he has to love a line of work, after all, this is where people have the final say, even if he wants to run away, but he doesn't even have a boat to run.

Today is destined to be a busy day, as the so-called new official takes office with three fires, as a responsible person, it is intolerable to be full of horse manure.

"Fat Tiger, there's still a lump there, clean it up!"

"Yes, big brother. ”

"Oh, and, skinny monkey, there's the corner, yes, there, don't you see it?"

"Got it, big brother. ”

Huang Cong sat on the stool and ate the fruit one bite after another, this is a good thing, when Sun Monkey was Bi Ma Wen, he stole a lot of good things and hid them here, and now he has fulfilled himself.

"It's delicious, it's delicious, the fairy fruit is really a fairy fruit, it's not only not bad after being put for so long, but it's also so delicious!"

Just as he was sitting on the stool and directing the two younger brothers to taste the fairy fruit, a horse whistle came, and it was the horse he had just kicked - the war horse of Erlang God.

"Fat Tiger, go and see, what's going on. ”

After a while, the voice of the fat tiger came: "Big brother, the horse is very sparse, come and take a look." "The old man Taibai said that Erlang God is not a character to be messed with, even in the heavenly court in Huang Cong's dream, this kid Erlang God often has a black face, so he hurriedly ran over.

Sure enough, the horses kept pulling thin, sticky, thick, and black. "Big brother, according to past experience, the horse should have a cold. The thin monkey looked like he didn't understand, pinched it with his fingers, sniffed it, and said.

"What can I do then?" Huang Cong was anxious, he had just arrived, and he didn't understand anything, this first question appeared, seeing that the horse was still straining, a thought sounded in his mind: "Since Taishang Laojun's elixir can cure diseases, it should also be able to cure horses, right?"

"You two take a good look, I'll go out to get the medicine and come back immediately." With that, Huang Cong walked towards Tushi Palace.

After a trot, Taishang Laojun's residence was in front of him, and before the person arrived, a smell of immortal medicine came to his nose, making the hairs on the whole person stand up. Coincidentally, a fairy child was at the door, and Huang Cong asked, "Fairy child, may I ask, is Taishang Laojun here?"

Xiantong looked at Huang Cong: "Who are you, Lao Jun is not at home, and he has something to do." ”

"I'm out, oh yes, I'm the newly appointed Lord Bima Wen, and a horse is seriously ill, and I came to ask for a few elixirs, and I went back to save the horse's life. ”

Huang Cong finished this sentence without blushing and heartbeat, while the fairy boy opposite widened his eyes: "I said that you are sick, I have only heard of the elixir to treat people, but I have never heard of treating horses." ”

"Fairchild, you don't know this, it's like this"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the fairy boy opposite, "What's the matter, let's talk about it when Lao Jun comes back, I can't be the master," said that, he was about to go in, Huang Cong said anxiously: "What is more important than life, do you know whose horse it is, it is the horse of the leader of the fairy world, the general of the heavenly court, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, my brother, and the god Erlang, if something happens to the horse, can you take it?"

Xiantong's face became even more strange at this time, Huang Cong seemed to know what he was going to say, and hurriedly replied: "Don't say that I have a sick brain, the premise of having a sick brain is that I must have a brain, otherwise how can I become Lord Bi Ma Wen?"

In the end, after some bargaining, he successfully entered, but he could only wait for Lao Jun to come back here, and he couldn't get close to the alchemy room.

After being arranged in the hall, Huang Cong looked like a countryman entering the city, looking east, west, asking the south and the north, and the fairy child finally left with a look that he would rather fight with a smart person than say a word to a fool. Of course, this is exactly what Huang Cong wants, because nonsense is the first step in interpersonal relationships.

After making sure that there was no one, he tiptoed into the alchemy room, and a huge Dan furnace appeared in front of him, and the fairy aura was bubbling up, and he had a feeling of fluttering fairy when he smelled it. Lifting the top of the furnace, the seven-colored pill appeared in front of him, and he said secretly in his heart: "This old man, practicing Dan and practicing is colorful, like the kind of sugar pill he ate when he was a child!"

I tasted a red one casually, found that it was spicy, and ate a green one, which was sweet, so Huang Cong grabbed a large handful of each color of pills and put them in his pocket, and then carefully closed the lid and walked out casually.

"That fairychild, I won't wait for your old gentleman if I have something, I'll go back first. ”

"Go," an impatient voice came from afar.

Out of the door, Huang Cong clutched his two pockets and quickly ran away, until he reached his own territory before kicking a breath, "Big brother, are you back, have you got the medicine?"

"Well, get it back, hurry up, pry the horse's mouth open for me. ”

Huang Cong fed Erlang God's horse a red pill, according to his definition, the horse's body collapsed, and he should eat a spicy one, so full of vitality. Sure enough, Danmaru was in his belly, and the horse became active after a while, and even the active amplitude was a little scary, as a war horse of the heavenly court, at this time, it was running around like a wild horse that had escaped.

"Brother, that's amazing. The fat and thin duo complimented.

"That's why I'm the leader, and you are subordinates, I don't understand what I tell you, I grind all the remaining pills into powder, put them in water, and then use the elixir water to give the horses to drink, to ensure that all of them are full of might, but I begged from Taishang Laojun for a long time before he sold me a face to me. ”

After some effort, as a mortal Huang Cong, the jet lag can't be reversed, so sleeping is a very common thing, but I don't know how, I fell asleep with my eyes closed, it was so fragrant, in the dream, he found that there was a voice that had been calling him, so he looked for the source and walked, I don't know how long I walked, a familiar name came into view - Guanghan Palace.

"Could it be that Chang'e is calling me?" his heart became excited, Huang Cong gently pushed open the door of Guanghan Palace, and a woman came into view, her hair was slightly bright purple, showing a slight wavy curl, with her cold goose egg face, like a beautiful porcelain doll, exuding an ice and snow-like temperament, which was amazing.

The slender waist outlines a graceful curve, and although she is not tall, she has such perfect proportions that she looks much taller. Huang Cong said dumbfoundedly: "This is the Chang'e that the world admires, it's really beautiful." ”

The woman stood by the window, muttering something to herself, seeing Huang Cong's arrival and turned her head, looking like a pig brother made the woman cover her mouth and smile, at this time she finally understood why the love saint Zhu Bajie would not even want Marshal Tianpeng for Chang'e, the corners of the woman's mouth moved at this time, as if she was telling something, looking at the woman's mouth shape, Huang Cong seemed to hear her say: "Can you save me?"

Just before he could make up his mind, a man from heaven rushed in with an axe in his hand and shouted, "Chang'e, I'll save you." As the saying goes, when arguing with someone, take a step back and open the sky, but when chasing the girl, take a step back and the building will be empty, this is not Huang Cong's style, so he pushed away the man in front of him and took the initiative to rush over: "I'm here to save you." ”

After that, he stretched his hand forward, but when his hand was still one centimeter away from Chang'e's hand, everyone's voice was different at this centimeter moment:

Axe Man: "Let go of the girl and let me come." ”

Chang'e: "Are you?"

Jade Rabbit: "Sister finally doesn't have to stay here anymore." ”

Huang Cong: "Damn, who woke me up at this time?"

"Big brother, big brother, don't sleep, someone has come to inspect Pegasus. After the fat tiger finished speaking, he kept shaking with his hands, but he didn't know that a beautiful dream scene had been broken, Huang Cong woke up with a black face, looked at the fat tiger in front of him angrily, and sighed secretly: "The sky hasn't descended on me, and it still suffers my mind, strains my muscles and bones, can't I even have a good dream?"

However, I quickly calmed down my mentality, I am now in the heavenly court, since Fairy Chang'e gave me a dream, I must go and see it when I have time.

"Let's go out first and see who's coming!"

I saw that the person who came was dressed in black, standing with his legs crossed in the wind, and the majestic tall figure, like a derrick, towered in the middle of the crowd, just like a crane standing among small water birds, because this person had a pair of looped legs.

Huang Cong looked at it and said, "May I ask the Dao Immortal?"

"Dog"

The answer is simple and neat, the voice is loud and clear, and the concise language not only reflects the extraordinaryness of this person, but also highlights the profound literary skills of this person, this is Huang Cong's evaluation of the person in front of him, but the implication is too high, and it seems to understand whether he understands it.

"I'm sorry, may I ask the fairy?"

"Dog"

The man seemed a little impatient, and increased his volume, Huang Cong was even more confused, but after all, this is his own territory, and he can't lose face, in case this guy plays some dumb riddle, wouldn't he be embarrassed.

"What dog?"

"Divine Dog"

Huang Cong wanted to ask what kind of divine dog he was, but the man on the other side seemed to be more anxious than himself and shouted: "I am the dog of the leader of the fairy world, the general of the heavenly court, the nephew of the Jade Emperor, and my brother Erlang God." ”

"Why is this sentence so familiar?" Huang Cong wondered, but he couldn't be taken advantage of, and shouted: "I said that if you had introduced it earlier, wouldn't it be over, what are you doing, there are no bones here." ”

"I said that you have a little Bi Ma Wen how to forget it, the business is important, I will see how my true monarch's horse is, next month is the horse racing conference, when the time comes, if you get a good ranking, you will be indispensable. The roaring dog roared loudly, and Huang Cong deeply understood what the situation of dog fighting was like.

As the saying goes, it depends on the owner to beat the dog, or led the roaring dog to find the horse of Erlang God, this guy has been galloping for a day, and he is still full of vitality at this time, and he kicked over without paying attention to a pair of horse hooves.

Seeing this, the Howling Sky Dog asked, "I said Bi Ma Wen, why is this horse like this, and it kicks people when it sees it?"

"Vitality, this is called vitality, do you see that this horse is more energetic than ever?"

"That's right, it looks a lot more majestic. As soon as the roaring dog finished speaking, a sudden scene appeared, only to see the war horse of Erlang God desperately chasing him, and the roaring dog ran away, and kept barking.

"I said, brother, what's the situation?" asked Huang Cong suspiciously.

"This horse is the war horse of Erlang God, and this dog is the war dog of Erlang God, all of them belong to Erlang God, no, the two brothers have met, and they are reminiscing!"

Huang Cong explained with his own logic, because he seemed to find that after this horse ate the pill he brought back, it seemed a little abnormal, if this matter became a big problem, in case the old man Taibai knew, he would not be reincarnated as a pig!

In the Dan room of Tushi Palace, after Taishang Laojun came back and heard the fairy child's proclamation, he immediately checked the Dan furnace, and suddenly an old face darkened, and sighed secretly: "It's bad, it's bad, if it's really Bi Ma Wen who stole the elixir and fed him those horses, this is terrible, that's the Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill, the animal sees the animal, then it's okay, if everyone knows that I'm a lot older, and I still practice that thing, how will this old face be mixed in Heaven in the future!"

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