Ye Ling returned to Yin Zibo's office.

Yin Zibo was stretching his neck and waiting, but he couldn't look too anxious: "Brother Ye, are you done talking?"

Ye Ling nodded and sat down at Yin Zibo's desk. The two men began to talk about the Project Proposal. Yin Zibo just wanted to know that Ye Ling and Ling Ran had a smooth official talk, and he didn't care about anything else, anyway, he couldn't understand if he cared.

After talking about official business in a few words, Ye Ling began to talk about it, and Yin Zibo finally couldn't hold it back: "Brother Ye, what did Ling Ran say." ”

"She said that she would arrange time for each investment bank, about half a day for each company"

"Brother Ye. Yin Zibo couldn't bear it.

"Oh. Ye Ling flicked her forehead with her fingers as if she had just remembered, "That's right, the matter of LV bags." ”

Yin Zibo was anxious: "Forgot to say?"

"I didn't forget. Ye Ling glanced at Yin Zibo.

Yin Zibo was waiting with his mouth open, and his upper body leaned over: "Does she understand my mind?"

Ye Ling couldn't help but smile; "She understood. No, it is not charged. ”

Yin Zibo was about to jump: "Brother Ye, you, you are so bad." ”

Ye Ling tried her best to hold back a smile: "How bad am I, I will do my best to help you pass it on." Besides, this is a good thing, she is He Gang's niece, if you make a mistake and become a thousand years of hatred, wouldn't you be free for a hundred years. ”

Yin Zibo was anxious: "Cut, what do you want." I, I'm a Platonist. Yin Zibo has already checked the ins and outs of this word in the past two days.

Ye Ling's eyes widened: "Plato, you kid?" Is there any mistake, people are no longer smart, and they are still bald.

Ye Ling suddenly understood that Yin Zibo was a mouse wandering around next to the white rice jar, wanting to steal food but fearing that He Gang would step on his tail, so he wanted to play Plato. Ye Lingle's "hehe" laughed.

Yin Zibo was so depressed that he wanted to die, originally he just wanted to send Ling Ran's flowers and plants or something, but Ye Ling persuaded him to buy the bag. When he thought that Ling Ran really wanted a bag and jewelry, her image in his heart was immediately discounted; when he bought the bag and sent it, he thought she would accept it, and then her image in his heart was discounted again; but suddenly, she refused, and her image bounced back to its original position in an instant, no, it was more than the original position. The more she refused, the more he wanted her to accept it now, and the last hope was gone, and he felt that he was willing to do whatever he wanted to please her.

Yin Zibo asked himself: Am I fucking cheap?

Ye Ling looked at Yin Zibo's face and decided to let him completely die and save him a lot of dreams at night, so he said: "Actually, I talked to her just now, and I told her a piece of your heart." But she resolutely refused, because you can't give what she wants. ”

Yin Zibo was overjoyed: "What does she want." "Do you want Hermes?

"Marriage certificate. ”

Yin Zibo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly changed color: "Is there any mistake, I didn't ask for a marriage certificate without a single word." ”

Ye Ling sighed: "Brother Yin, think about it from the perspective of others. People are 28 years old this year, and with such an educational position income, it is not easy to find a suitable husband. If you encounter such a condition, you don't desperately want to catch it. Zibo, listen to my advice, this kind of woman is too dangerous, too hot, and can't afford to play. You be sensible, don't think about it, once you get it, you can't get rid of it. ”

Yin Zibo was speechless, and nodded half-loudly: "Brother Ye, I listen to you." ”

Yin Zibo's eyes turned to the box: "What can I do, I can't return it." Brother Ye, do you want to send any customers?"

Ye Ling laughed: "What kind of customer do I send, wouldn't it be good to give you a ready-made girlfriend He Yuan." ”

"Give it to her, don't do it. Yin Zibo thought to himself: This kind of head can't be opened, otherwise you will ask me every day in the future, and it will not be troublesome.

Ye Ling smiled again: "Hey, you are really stingy enough." Ling Ran is really right, you are not stupid with a lot of money, you pick bargains. ”

Yin Zibo was stunned: "Why did Ling Ran say that about me? Obviously, it was the low-end brand-name goods that you suggested I buy" Yin Zibo was suspicious again, Ling Ran actually thought that the things he gave were not good enough.

Yin Zibo asked vigorously, but Ye Ling couldn't be forced, so she had to say the paragraph where Ling Ran commented on Yin Zibo: "She said that it is good for you to buy Xiaoye Rosewood, or to have such a girlfriend, just spend a little money to buy satisfaction." Others laugh at you for being stupid for money, and you laugh at others for being a bargain. She said that you gave her a LV bag, which is to improve the level of play. But if you think about it, is it a lack of money or a lack of bags, she may send her something for you and roll the sheets with you?"

Ye Ling looked at Yin Zibo: "What I told you was more tactful, and her original words were much more difficult to hear than this." Her last word was to tell you to get out. So, don't you don't get into trouble if you don't eat the mutton. ”

Yin Zibo's face was half red and half white, and he was anxious: "That's not the case, Brother Ye." She misunderstood me, I didn't mean that. ”

Ye Ling smiled: "Come on, don't pretend to be serious, no one in the entire 28th floor doesn't know what you mean." ”

Yin Zibo was in a hurry, and reached out to pull Ye Ling's sleeve: "Brother Ye, I have never been in contact with a girl like Ling Ran in the past. You say, what should I do? How can I apologize to her? How can I explain to her? How can I show her? What do I give her to make her understand what I mean?"

Ye Ling threw his hand away, "What's the matter, I'm in a brand-name suit." Don't mess with your hands and feet, and don't look at the gender first. What do you want to explain to her? What else do you mean?"

Yin Zibo gave eloquence when he was entertaining, and when it came to wood carving furniture, he was even more eloquent, but when he wanted to express this subtle feeling that he hadn't even figured out, he was suddenly blinded: "Well, Brother Ye, Bai Fumei, it's really inexplicable."

Ye Ling dusted off her sleeves and gave him a big look: "It's inexplicable to be less than you." ”

Yin Zibo was distressed and tried to explain, but he said nonsense: "Well, my dad always forced me to go on a blind date." Actually, who can I go on a blind date with? He wants the girl I look like to not care about me at all. At first, he seemed to be confused, but when he finally understood, he asked someone to introduce me to some girls who were willing to go on a blind date with me. However, those girls are either in the same conditions as myself, or they are willing to do anything as soon as they hear how much assets my family has; or they have only met once, so they ask me everywhere how I behave, whether there are any women, and then immediately express their unwillingness to contact me, I really don't understand, I am a 30-year-old man, can there be no women, am I like a jade, waiting for your daughter to fall from the sky; the funniest one, my hometown, in fact, my parents are in the prefecture-level city government, the girl has stayed abroad, but my father also inquired, saying that the girl is the kind of elementary school sent abroad by her parents, and she can't get into a good school in China at all, the kind of people who are also messing around abroad, have met once or twice when they return to their hometown during the Spring Festival, and they ask someone to negotiate with me, asking me to promise: if the girl leaves her parents for me, comes to Beijing, and marries me, what protection can I give her, and if I get divorced, what compensation will I give her, and my daughter can't talk to me if I don't explain it one by one."

Ye Ling smiled: "Well, it's a bit abrupt, but you also have to understand other people's parents, other people's daughters are pampered until they are in their 20s, if it is not just for your money, you have to examine the character of this future son-in-law, what if you push your daughter into the fire pit; ”

Yin Zibo smiled bitterly: "They also understand me at all." Please, I met on a blind date, and I didn't even remember what it looked like, so I threw it over horizontally and vertically."

Yin Zibo said upside down, but Ye Ling completely understood.

Over the years, Yin Bai has been hoping that his son can climb a family affair to improve his ancestry, so he began to look for a family with status but not a rich man, but his father's ideal in-laws, as soon as he heard that Yin Zibo graduated from junior high school, no matter how rich the Yin family was, people would not go on a blind date with Yin Zibo. So Yin Bai retreated to the second, looking for a less prominent family, but if the girl who is the right person with the Yin family is rich, and is willing to go on a blind date with Yin Zibo, her own quality is not high, Yin Zibo can't look down on it: the family is moderately rich, the girl's own conditions are passable, and she is willing to associate with Yin Zibo unconditionally, Yin Zibo suspects the woman's motives: the family is rich and the conditions are medium, and the woman's own conditions are also gone, if it is not for the Yin family, she will inquire about Yin Zibo's private life in more detail, for fear that her daughter will be deceived and played, or simply ask Yin Zibo to make a commitment to marriage and property protection first, to let a woman have a relationship with him This is really an inexplicable request for Yin Zibo, I have met on a blind date, I have never talked about love, first check my private life, we are simply passers-by, do I have a woman who cares about your;

Ye Ling has been with Yin Zibo for many years, and it can be said that he knows him very well, Yin Zibo is very smart, with extremely high IQ, EQ and talent, and is definitely not the kind of low-quality nouveau riche, which is also the reason why Ye Ling and Yin Zibo can play together.

Yin Zibo's cultural class is indeed a little less, but Yin Zibo is very pursuing, so he has greatly improved himself in his work, he can't look down on ordinary girls, what he longs for in his heart is Bai Fumei, who has a superior family background and outstanding conditions; As for the woman who wants his money, Yin Zibo instinctively avoids it, because he has always felt that his education level is not high, so he avoids it more resolutely than ordinary people. This has come and gone, causing an embarrassing situation in which Yin Zibo chooses a mate high or low.

Ye Ling sighed: "Zibo, your situation is not suitable for blind dates, because your conditions are too extreme, making it difficult for the other party to find a decent way to deal with it." You're better off finding the right person yourself. ”

"I know, so I don't even want to go on a blind date. But I don't go on a blind date, who can I know, I'm busy all day long, and I can't look around in the company, I can only talk to strange girls on the road," Yin Zibo complained.

Ye Ling is speechless, everyone is like this, the life circle is narrow after work, the social circle is fixed, once there is no suitable person in his circle, and he can't find a spouse through a blind date, the way to find a spouse will be unreliable, such as online dating such as picking up a conversation on the road,

"Ling Ran, she was able to talk to me quite a bit. Yin Zibo continued, and couldn't help but think of her generous relief in the elevator, sincerely respecting him in his professional field, and when he told her about his troubles, he neither laughed nor pity, but was as calm and plain as facing the most natural thing, so that he trusted and trusted, and his self-esteem was not hurt at all, "But I gave her a LV bag I didn't plan to give it, you instigated me to send it." She's just going online, one will ask for a marriage certificate, and the other will say I'm going to play with her, please, there's no mistake. I lack a woman, even if she is quite beautiful, am I so anxious? She is my employee, I mix with her, if it is good, it is nothing, if it is not good, I will not look down in the future, how embarrassing; not to mention that his uncle is here, I have the heart of a thief, do I have the courage of a thief? Hey, I can't even speak."

Now Ye Ling completely understood, Yin Zibo had a special impression of Ling Ran, and wanted to get close to her, hoping to increase their understanding of each other Yin Zibo said: Plato, but it is not to the point where he really wants to pursue her, but the way he behaves makes the entire 28th floor think that he wants to fall in love with her. This may not be too blamed on Yin Zibo, because he has never encountered this situation in the past, and he actually used the mode of accosting women on the street to Ling Ran in disguise, because this is the only mode he knows how to deal with the relationship between men and women

Ye Ling is a little sympathetic to Yin Zibo, this buddy is not easy, he expresses his wrong feelings, and everyone will be wrong: "Hey, don't think too much." I don't think Ling Ran is the kind of person who is petty and childish, and he won't misunderstand for a long time, and this matter will be over. ”

Yin Zibo fainted: "This is the end of this matter?

Yin Zibo began to grind Ye Ling, how to explain to Ling Ran, he should still send an expensive gift to apologize and express his plato by the way.

Ye Ling was distressed: "How do I know." I'm not familiar with Hermes bags with her, wow, the grade has improved all of a sudden, you are really willing to spend money; clothes, do you know the size of clothes, can you buy and wear them; cosmetics, do you know which brand people use, beware of people's skin allergies, you have problems, what she likes, you have to ask her to go and she won't tell you. She won't tell you, will she tell me ah I observe and speculate, there is no mistake, I am a roundworm in her stomach"

At this time, it was almost time to get off work, the door rang twice, and Secretary Yin Zibo came in, holding a few pieces of paper in his hand: "Zibo, Mr. Zhang from the Personnel Department sent me the resumes of several of our newly recruited managers, please sign them." ”

Yin Zibo took it, looked at it hastily, and signed it on the back.

Ye Ling's eyes suddenly widened: "Hey, this form, is there any blank one?"

The secretary was stunned: "We don't have one, but we can ask the personnel department to send one." ”

"No, no, you leave this to me. I'll make my own one. Ye Ling waved her hand.

The secretary was inexplicable: "Then, Mr. Yin, I'll go out first." It's almost time to get off work. ”

Yin Zibo nodded: "Okay, you can go directly." ”

The secretary went out. Ye Ling asked, "When will Ling Ran get off work, do you want to ask her to stay for a while." ”

"No, how could she leave so early. Yin Zibo was confident about this, he had already discovered that Ling Ran had overtime obsessive-compulsive disorder, and she couldn't get out of the office before 7 o'clock after getting off work at 5 o'clock.

"Here, let's change the position and give me your computer. Ye Ling picked up Yin Zibo, pushed him aside, sat on his chair, opened the word and began to tamper with the crown's personnel form, "After Ling Ran entered your company, has this form been filled in?" ”

"I guess I guess I filled it out. Yin Zibo said. Ling Ran was not in her hands, so her form had never been under his nose.

"It doesn't matter, you are the executive vice president, tell her to fill in, and she has to fill in. ”

Ye Ling did this kind of document processing at a very fast speed, and the more Yin Zibo looked behind Ye Ling, the more surprised he became: "Brother Ye, will she answer? Beware of being crumpled up by her and thrown into the trash." ”

Ye Ling smiled: "Let's go in and ask her to answer on the spot." ”

"Beware of being hit in the face by her. ”

"Let's act on the opportunity. Ye Ling smiled narrowly.

Ye Ling got the form and typed a few more copies: "Let's go." ”

Zhang Ning had already left after work, and Yin Zibo went up and knocked on the door. Ling Ran replied inside, "Please come in." ”

Yin Zibo and Ye Ling both went in, and Ling Ran quickly stood up: "Mr. Ye, Mr. Yin." You guys?"

Yin Zibo couldn't help laughing and sat down across from Ling Ran's desk: "Mr. Ling, please fill in the new personnel form of our company." "Give Ling Ran one.

Ling Ran was inexplicable, and didn't understand why the personnel form had to be sent by Yin Zibo, so she reached out and nodded while taking it: "Okay." You may be seated. Ling Ran made tea for the two of them.

The three sat down, one holding a form in his hand.

Ling Ran looked down and saw that it read: Crown Company Employee Personal Information Registration Form. Printed in red letters, decent, the first few lines, quite normal, and then Ling Ran's brows furrowed: "This is our company's personnel form?"

Yin Zibo held back his laughter, and nodded solemnly: "It's a drop." ”

Ling Ran rolled her eyes: "I want to sue the company for gender discrimination and violation." ”

Ye Ling hurriedly said: "China doesn't have this. Mr. Ling, Vice President Yin personally sent it to you, so you can answer it quickly. After answering, let's have dinner together. ”

Ling Ran was so angry that she rolled her eyes twice: "I can't write, Vice President Yin knows." ”

Yin Zibo hurriedly grabbed a pen: "It's okay, it's okay, I'll write, I'll write." You just have to answer. ”

Ling Ran ignored them.

Ye Ling persuaded: "Hey, Mr. Ling, don't be so arrogant, don't be so serious, people should be positive and sincere, and face the fucked life with a calm attitude." Come, first question. Your name. ”

Ling Ran ignored it, and Ye Ling asked again.

Ling Ran replied angrily: "Ling Ran." ”

Yin Zibo wrote: Ling Ran.

Ling Ran happened to see it and corrected: "No, it's a Ran under the grass prefix, and the grass and trees are luxuriant." ”

Yin Zibo crossed out Ranzi and rewrote it, muttering in his mouth: "There is a Ran under the grass word, Cao Ran, Ran, Ran, I like it." ”

Ling Ran was furious and stood up "rubbing": "What do you say, you say it again." ”

Yin Zibo was a little scared, his body shrank back, and he whispered: "I said that there is a Ran under the cursive word, it, isn't it." ”

Ling Ran was so angry that she almost threw the form in her hand on Yin Zibo's face, and suddenly, Ling Ran laughed: "Mr. Yin, Yin Zibo, your name, should you touch yourself?"

Ye Ling laughed out loud: "Let's continue, Mr. Ling, why are you standing so high, please sit down." ”

Ye Ling continued to ask, "Former name." ”

"Marylin" Ling Ran replied, suddenly her eyes rolling: "Former name: bemarried." Mr. Yin, have you ever thought about asking?"

“bemarried。 Meaning: want to get married. Zibo, you weigh and weigh. Ye Ling said, "Come, let's continue." Gender. ”

Ling Ran was not angry: "It depends on the supply and demand of the marriage market." ”

The two men were stunned: "Can this still depend on supply and demand?"

Ling Ran was proud: "I didn't graduate from the MBA, I went to Merrill Lynch for an internship, and I was passionately pursued by gay female MDs, so I just got the Merrill Lynch position." You think you're the executive vice president, I'm afraid of you, I'll seduce your mother. ”

Yin Zibo's eyebrows were raised: "Wow, there are such good things." On behalf of my dad, I thank you if I would like to give you my mom's phone number. Yin Zibo took out his mobile phone and pretended to flip through the number.

Ye Lin smiled: "Next, next, age." ”

"Don't you know it's rude to ask a lady's age?" Ling Ran waved her hand, "Next." ”

"Height. ”

"Ask people what their height is, just know that I have long legs. Ling Ran kicked the ground, the leather armchair slid backwards, and Ling Ran crossed his legs at the two men. Ling Ran wore a knee-high tight suit skirt and black pantyhose. Sitting like this, the skirt is shrunk up, the thighs are half exposed, the legs are straightened, wrapped in the faint brilliance of black nylon stockings, the thighs are plump and round, and the calves are evenly slender.

The eyes of the two men suddenly widened. Yin Zibo asked hesitantly: "Look at it this way, I don't know it very clearly, can you touch it and feel how long it takes?"

Ling Ran arrogantly straightened her legs, suddenly bent and folded, and sat elegantly cross-folded: "Yes, but you have to buy a ticket first, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to buy a marriage certificate and touch it for you." ”

Ye Ling coughed: "Weight." ”

"It depends on before, after, or during the meal. ”

"Bust. ”

"There is no mastery. Ling Ran replied.

"Can't be mastered?" Yin Zibo asked, "How big is it that can't be mastered?"

Ling Ran moved the chair back and straightened her chest: "It means that you can't touch it with one palm." Mr. Yin, do you want to feel it too? Bring the marriage certificate and let you feel it casually, otherwise, don't talk about it. ”

"Waistline. Ye Ling said.

"Don't shake it off. ”

"Hips. ”

"Why do you ask about hips? Tell you, my family has had a smooth birth for generations," Ling Ran said.

Yin Zibo fainted.

"The political outlook. Ye Ling said.

Ling Ran was stunned for a moment, and couldn't react at once.

"It's the party members or the masses. Yin Zibo hurriedly explained.

"At present, it is the masses, but they are actively moving closer to the party organization. Because I am convinced that the day of communism will come, first communism, then communism. Ling Ran looked at Yin Zibo first, and then at Ye Ling. Two men sweated.

"Hobbies. ”

"Hobbies? Hobbies. Oh, watch Japanese AV movies. Ling Ran said.

"Oh, this one can have it. Yin Zibo hurriedly nodded, "I also have a lot of collections, how about watching them next time." ”

"I didn't make it clear, my hobby is watching Japanese AV movies, and my hobby is making Hong Kong and Taiwan martial arts action movies, especially the trick of raising and dropping the knife. Ling Ran waved his arm vigorously in the air. Ye Ling and Yin Zibo both shrank their necks.

"What's the specialty. ”

"Specialty, my specialty is signature, what marriage certificate, real estate certificate, stock subscription certificate, divorce property division agreement, suicide note, all bring it, as long as the terms are satisfied, I guarantee that I will sign meticulously. Ling Ran said.

"What's your favorite?"

"Ride the red dust until dawn. Ling Ran replied without hesitation.

Yin Zibo and Ye Ling looked at each other for a few seconds. Ye Ling continued to ask, "What is your most memorable?"

Ling Ran was stunned, glanced at Ye Ling, looked up at the ceiling, and said in a slow tone: "I only sleep with body incense every night, waiting for your hot arrival." ”

Ye Ling shuddered violently, and her heart ached.

Ling Ran suddenly slapped the paper in her hand on the table: "You guys are not finished, Miss Ben has no time to talk nonsense with you." ”

Yin Zibo was anxious: "Hey, wait." I haven't finished answering yet. ”

"it, I'm going home. Get out, get out, you both get out of here. Ling Ran stood up and blasted the two of them out like dogs.

"Hey, didn't we say we would have dinner together in the evening? Yin Zibo protested, "You pick a place, and I'll pay the bill." ”

"Not interested. Ling Ran put on her bag, locked the door, didn't look back, and walked away in her high heels.

The remaining two men looked at each other