Ling Ran stepped on the high heels and walked away, without even turning her head back, leaving Yin Zibo and Ye Ling looking at each other, Yin Zibo looked unwilling, but Ye Ling was full of depression.

Yin Zibo looked at Ye Ling: "She's gone, what should we do? Or let's go to dinner first, what should we do after dinner?" Brother Ye, what do you have to spend your pastime?" It's best to pass the time when you're busy, but once you're free, or if you don't have the mood to find something to do to work overtime, the emptiness hits, and people are so lonely that they want to go crazy.

Ye Ling shook her head: "I don't want to eat, I have no appetite." Three meals a day, eating out, whether it's a roadside stall or a five-star hotel, all fucking gutter oil, I'm really tired of this broken day. ”

Yin Zibo scratched his head: "Oh, what should I do, I have to find something to eat, I can't be hungry." ”

Ye Ling sighed: "Well, it would be nice if there was some home-cooked food." I'm not talking about the kind of home-cooked food in the restaurant, it's the home-cooked food that I cook at home, I buy some quick-frozen dumplings and cook them for myself. ”

Yin Zibo glanced at Ye Ling: "Quick-frozen dumplings? Okay, eat quick-frozen dumplings, do you have seasonings at home?"

Ye Ling smiled bitterly and shook her head: "Forget it, let's go to the restaurant." ”

Yin Zibo thought of an idea: "Brother Ye, don't you want to eat your own home-cooked vegetables, in this way, let's go to the supermarket now to buy some vegetables and cook them at my house." I called He Yuan over and asked her to cook dinner for us. ”

Ye Ling laughed: "Your little girlfriend, can cook and cook?" If you have all the oil, salt, sauce and vinegar there, I'll cook it. ”

"Brother Ye, you can cook and cook. Yin Zibo was so surprised that he seemed to see a "poof" in the sky, and a toad fell.

"I cook very well, but I haven't cooked it for five years. Ye Ling said.

The two drove to Carrefour and bought some vegetables, meat and fruits. Yin Zibo wanted to buy fish, Ye Ling thought it was too difficult, and Yin Zibo thought that it was not too difficult to eat it steamed and dipped in soy sauce. The two discussed it and finally decided to buy ribs.

Back at Yin Zibo's villa, it was already past eight o'clock, and He Yuan had been waiting for a while, and had already eaten a bottle of yogurt. Yin Zibo gave the big cardboard box containing the LV bag to He Yuan. Ye Ling carried the dishes into the kitchen.

He Yuan opened the wrapping paper and was moved to tears: "Zibo, you are too good to me." ”

Yin Zibo nodded: "Then you go and help Brother Ye wash the vegetables." ”

Ye Ling heard it in the kitchen: "No, I'll do it alone, you can watch TV." ”

He Yuan hurriedly put down the things in his hand and walked into the kitchen with Yin Zibo.

He Yuan went to get Ye Ling's washed vegetable leaves, and Ye Ling hurriedly said, "Hey, He Yuan, you put it down." Not really. Zibo, let me do some housework and let my brain rest and rest. ”

Ye Ling's hand washing vegetables suddenly stiffened, many years ago, on a free weekend, he also said this in Ling Ran's kitchen: "Ranran, let me do some housework, let my brain rest and rest." Ye Ling's heart was sour.

Yin Zibo waved his hand to call He Yuan out, but he stayed behind for Ye Ling to help. Yin Zibo was clumsy. Ye Ling has not done anything for many years, and it is not much better. Like two mighty warriors wielding swords to kill fleas, two men washed and cut the vegetables and meat, and threw the ribs into the pot to stew. Yin Zibo cooks rice in a rice cooker.

After Ye Ling boiled the pork rib soup, she skimmed off the blood foam with a spoon and poured in the lotus root cut into cubes. The water vapor dissipated, and Ye Ling suddenly felt that his eyes were wet.

Yin Zibo felt that Ye Ling was a little silent today, and seemed to be a little depressed: "Brother Ye, what's wrong with you?"

"It's fine. Ye Ling put the stir-fry pot on the fire, poured in a little oil, and when the oil was hot, poured Yin Zibo's cut meat slices into it and stir-fried: "The knife work is good, the meat is cut very thinly." ”

"That's, what level am I? Yin Zibo was proud, "Brother Ye, your dishes are fried well, it's quite like that." ”

"Well, I used to study intently for a girl. Ye Ling hesitated, "The first time I went to her house, I went without telling her, it was a weekend, and I had just returned from a business trip to Hong Kong, and I went directly to her house from the airport. I secretly inquired about the address of her house in advance, and called her at her door only to surprise her. Then I stayed with her for three days, sorting out the meeting papers, and she stayed with me at home for three whole days, washing and ironing my clothes, cooking and cooking for me. In fact, she didn't know how to do any housework at that time, she called her mother and asked her mother, how to iron clothes, holding a spatula in one hand, holding a mobile phone in the other hand and asking her father how to fry, put vegetables or meat first, and finally made a mess" Ye Ling suddenly couldn't speak, desperately holding back tears.

Yin Zibo was surprised: "Brother Ye, what's the matter, how can you still have such a paragraph." ”

Ye Ling swallowed the hard lump in her throat: "She is very smart, she can learn everything as soon as she learns, and by the third day, the dishes have been cooked very decently, so I will follow her to learn, her wrist is weak, and it is my job to cut meat and potatoes." Later, I improved my cooking skills by leaps and bounds, and I cooked better Western food than hers, and whenever I had a little time on the weekends, I would set up candlelight dinners for her at my house, cook steaks and salmon for her, and mix fruit salad for her. At that time, bubble baths were still rare, and I always put water and lit scented candles for her. She soaked in the water, I fed her all kinds of things, and then laughed at her for eating too much, and when I was about to move, I just couldn't get seafood, fish, shrimp, elephant trunk mussels, she said that was the easiest, but I didn't burn it well, but this time is really too little, too little. At that time, I worked at least 100 hours a week, couldn't sleep an average of 4 hours a day, basically either worked overtime or went on a business trip, and once I worked overtime, I didn't sleep for at least 48 hours, and I didn't know when I would be back when I was on a business trip. ”

Ye Ling held back her tears and smiled at Yin Zibo: "The fastest thing in life is the happy time, the white horse passes by, and it flashes by." ”

Yin Zibo looked at him with a frown: "What happened later?

Ye Ling replied vaguely.

"Why broke up. ”

Ye Ling suddenly said coldly: "I was too busy at that time to think about getting married and having children. She was too young and had so much to accomplish in the future, so we went our separate ways. ”

Yin Zibo let out an "oh".

Ye Ling sighed: "Actually, Heyuan is very good, you have been together for more than half a year, and I haven't seen you with a girl for so long in the past, which is rare."

"Okay?" Yin Zibo stretched out his head to look at the living room, He Yuan was not in the living room, and the TV was not on, so he didn't know where he went. Yin Zibo closed the kitchen door: "I'm really, annoyed with her When I first met her, she probably wanted to leave me a thrifty and simple image, never asked me for anything, and persuaded me to save money every day." For example: there are many rooms in the villa, go in and out, turn off the lights at will, don't waste electricity, don't use imported toothpaste in the bathroom, a few dollars a piece, waste more, domestic ones are fine, a few cents a piece, and buy me underwear out of my own pocket, saying that ck's white underwear is not dirty, and buy me a bunch of big pants made of chemical fiber; I take her to a meal, whether it is a big hotel or a roadside stall, and order the cheapest dishes"

Ye Ling smiled dumbly: "Wow, what a virtuous girl, you kid has hit a lot of luck." ”

Yin Zibo smiled bitterly: "I was annoyed by her, and told her that I am not a luxury boy, but saving such a dime or two, a piece or two, is really annoying, if she bothers with this kind of little fart again, we don't have to meet." ”

"Has she changed it?"

"Changed, changed. Yin Zibo smiled bitterly again, "It's time for it to change immediately." And then it went to the other extreme. told me every day that the sister of a classmate in her hometown met a man, and the man said that as long as she was willing to follow him, he gave her a villa of tens of millions, a car of 2 million, and a companionship fee of 200,000 yuan per month. ”

"Hahaha. Ye Ling smiled, "She doesn't have high ambitions." There are also gold owners who spend 100 million to make movies and TV series to make a little sweetheart a female star, and ask your girlfriend to continue to work hard. ”

Yin Zibo sighed: "I told her that my monthly salary is only tens of thousands of yuan, and I still have to eat, drink, and pay for my mobile phone, and I have to pay for electricity, buy toothpaste and buy underwear, and I have a limited amount left, so I asked her to find another boyfriend who can give her 200,000 yuan a month." ”

"So she didn't mention it, but said that one of her distant cousins, who was studying at a private university, met a female classmate."

"Female classmates?"

"Yes, female classmate. The two girls are very nice. That girl is the red nth generation. ”

"Red N generation goes to a private university?" Ye Ling was surprised.

"Hey, Brother Ye, why do you keep interrupting, you listen to me. The female classmate gave the distant cousin a teacup, and said that in the future, at any time, as long as anyone takes the teacup to find her, she will give someone a villa in Beidaihe, so the teacup should be kept. ”

"Why don't I know such a female classmate?" Ye Ling couldn't help laughing, "What does the teacup look like, if there are any photos, I just spend 100,000 yuan to copy it." ”

Yin Zibo shook his head: "What cousin's female classmate, what kind of broken teacup for the villa." I used to at least know what she was saying to me, but now I don't understand what she meant by saying it to me. Now, as soon as I hear her speak, I am in a fog and confused. ”

"Hey, what's so hard to understand, isn't it just asking you for a villa. It's not easy, go to the toy store and buy a model for her. Ye Ling said while serving the fried vegetables.

"It's really lacking in morality, and only you can think of this kind of idea. Yin Zibo smiled, "Hey, I'm really tired of this kind of hint." So I simply told her to shut up, eat in front of me and don't talk, watch TV, play games, and most importantly, don't talk in bed, of course, she shouts whatever she wants. ”

"You're not abusive. Ye Ling muttered, "However, I don't think He Yuan said this to imply you." I think she might be a kind of self-obsession. She made a 1 billion-level boyfriend like you, but she didn't get much Well, at least it didn't meet her expectations, so she could only masturbate how much others got, and even the teacup came out, which is really good. ”

"Then what does she want? If she has a boyfriend of 1 billion, she will have 500 million pocket money?" Yin Zibo shook his head, "My brain is open." ”

"It's really hard to say, I have always found that many people don't understand the difference between assets and cash, thinking that 1 billion net worth is 1 billion cash that can be used at any time. And the lower your income, the more you think so. Ye Ling shook her head, "Since you annoy her so much that you don't even allow her to speak, then just divide it, why bother." ”

Yin Zibo's face showed embarrassment: "Well, Brother Ye, I actually like her a lot." ”

Ye Ling looked at Yin Zibo, with a look of understanding and tolerance for mentally handicapped children.

Yin Zibo had no choice but to add: "She is not particularly beautiful, but her skin is very tender, fleshy, and comfortable to the touch." It's tight underneath, slippery and tight"

Yin Zibo didn't know how to explain it: "You know, I've been working under too much pressure over the years, I can't get off work accurately, I don't have time to date girls, make a girlfriend, and I'm estranged after a while." After meeting her, I seem to have become very fond of really, I want to do it the next day now, and it feels good every time I do it with her, so the more I do it, the more I want to do it, anyway, my ** seems to have become more after meeting her. It's just that she's too annoying, and I can't ask her to leave as soon as I'm done, so sometimes, I don't want to call her, and I endure it myself."

Ye Ling suddenly realized: "Oh, no wonder you want to find Brother Ling Ran Plato to understand you." ”

Yin Zibo was anxious: "Two things are not the same. ”

Ye Ling nodded: "Yes, it's exactly two things." ”

Yin Zibo was distressed.

"It means that Heyuan is very suitable for you, cherish it. Ye Ling said, and suddenly thought of something, "How do you use contraception?"

"Well, take your medicine. ”

Ye Ling shook her head: "It's not safe to take medicine." It is better to wear a condom, double insurance is better. ”

"In the past, I used to wear a condom, but with her, I was not happy enough when I wore a condom, and I felt a lot worse. ”

Ye Ling knows this feeling, when a man meets a woman who is very compatible with him, he will become sensitive, and he will feel a huge contrast to anything added; I'm afraid it's going to be a □□ annoyance for yourself. ”

Just when Yin Zibo and Ye Ling were discussing the teacup issue in the kitchen, He Yuan was in the study, scolding a group of slings on the end of the world.

After He Yuan left his hometown, all his free time was spent on soaking in the world, and it used to be to read posts, since he made Yin Zibo's boyfriend, he changed from reading posts to posting, and soon after, he became a special hot sticker. However, He Yuan has to use a new account for every post, because each post is torn at the back.

Here's the thing: He Yuan took a few photos of LV bags with his mobile phone, including the packaging box, and posted them to Tianya, post name: My boyfriend gave me another LV bag.

"Today is not a holiday, it's not my birthday, it's not the anniversary of the 365 days we've known each other, but tonight I came home from work and he gave me another huge surprise with a LV bag. This is my boyfriend, so gentle, so considerate, so good to me.

It was really by chance that I met my boyfriend, I got off work that night and dragged my tired body to the boarding rental house, and his car stopped beside me and asked me for directions. Actually, the hotel he was going to was just around the corner of the street, and I said it three times, but he still didn't understand, so I had to jump into his car and show him the way. He drove up to the door of the hotel, thanked me, and invited me to dinner. I really didn't know at the time, the car he drove was a Ferrari, that it cost so much to treat me to a meal, and that the villa he lived in was so high-end. Because he looks so simple, and his smile is so warm, like a big boy.

Then he began to pursue me, coming to pick me up from work every night, telling me jokes every day, making me happy every day, taking me to eat all kinds of delicious food every day, buying me clothes and gifts every day, and I have so many clothes now that I don't have time to wear them.

At first, I was stupid, I really didn't know that he was so rich, it turned out that he was the executive vice president of a large company, his father was the CEO of that company, his mother was a noblewoman, he managed thousands of people, and his company made tens of millions of profits every year. Others say that the rich second generation is a gentleman, but my boyfriend is not like this. He was very busy, always working late into the night. But no matter how busy he is, he will never forget to buy me gifts.

Others say that rich men are all attentive, either a female star or a second wife, he only has one girlfriend for me, and he never looks at other women. ”

In the first few minutes of the post, the replies were: Envy, such a good boyfriend, sister, bless you, sister, you must be beautiful and kind.

He Yuan was very proud.

But immediately there was a discord: the company has thousands of people, profits of tens of millions, and an average of 10,000 yuan a year, and the landlord's boyfriend's management ability is really poor.

Then people began to ask: Sister, how ugly is your boyfriend.

He Yuanhui: My boyfriend is very handsome, tall and handsome.

So someone asked: What does your rich and handsome boyfriend like about you?

He Yuan was angry: My boyfriend respects me very much, and we haven't had a relationship.

So a bunch of people below suddenly realized: No wonder I gave you LV bags, it turned out to be for you.

He Yuanhui: No, he loves me because he loves me. He won't marry me, and I won't sleep with him.

A bunch of people below are sarcastic: I still have a boyfriend, I haven't even been in bed, just a boyfriend on the left, another boyfriend, is it your boyfriend?

He Yuan quarreled with the netizens who replied to the post, in order to prove that he had a rich and handsome boyfriend who was both spendthrifty, considerate, and impotent, and that the boyfriend was not to fall in love with him, but to marry her to give her LV, giving various examples:

1 My mother was sick, he chartered a plane to fly over to visit, and when he entered the door, he called "Mom and Dad", promising to marry me and be good to me for the rest of his life. My mom is sick? I have a cold and a fever.

2Give one of my relatives a business card signed by him, and take whatever you want to go to with this business card, and none of the things in that store are less than five digits.

3. My brother graduated from college, and he immediately let him work in his company, also as a vice president, and gave him an annual salary of one million. He said that my brother is his own brother, and he must be on an equal footing with him.

4。 He had transferred his villa to my name and said that if I would marry him, he would give me half of the company's shares.

5

Netizens don't believe it, the idea of laughing building is boundless, and there is no man in the world who has never been in bed and transferred the villa to the woman's name. Unless this man is super brain-dead. He Yuan pointed out that they had never met a good man, or they were not attractive, and they did not deserve a man to treat her like this

Then there is mutual abuse

Fortunately, Yin Zibo shouted: "He Yuan, where are you, come out to eat." ”

He Yuan was triumphant, and said at the end of the post: My boyfriend called me to eat, and he is like this, no matter how busy he is every day, he personally cooks food for me.

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