Chapter 16: Bad Taoist!
After seeing the old man chopping wood leave, the master and apprentice followed the child and walked along an ancient road. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Through conversation, the master and apprentice knew that four or five miles away, there was a small town, and in the small town, there was a family that was the mayor of the town.
The mayor of the town is charitable, philanthropic and charitable, the husband and wife are very affectionate, there is a daughter under the knee, it is said that the birth of the country is fragrant, extremely beautiful, is the pearl of the town mayor and the two elders.
Walking all the way, talking all the way, Xue Yueqing and Jiang Yu'er found that Xiao Tong was always frowning, looking not very happy, so he asked: "Xiao Tong, you are a servant under the mayor of Qiaojiazhuang, it stands to reason that the mayor treats you as his own, and life should be very good, why do you always have a sad face when you talk about the mayor's family?" ”
"Hey, the monk doesn't know anything!" The child sighed slightly and told Xue Yueqing and Jiang Yu'er a story.
A month ago, the mayor of Qiaojiazhuang posted a notice that he wanted to marry the young lady, and there was an endless stream of people who came to the door.
Among them, a burly man, born handsome and extraordinary, with a bronze complexion, full of male taste; And this person was born with a lot of energy, and when he was a handyman in the mayor's house, he could be described as hard-working and hard-working, and he was very happy with the mayor and his wife.
And this person's appearance is dignified, and he is also loved by Miss, half a month ago, through observation, the mayor and his wife held a wedding for this person and Miss.
On the night of the wedding, this person was probably happy, and he was very drunk, and suddenly, a flash of divine light flashed, and the handsome man was not there, but a bloated, obese, and ugly bad Taoist priest appeared.
This change caused an uproar in Qiaojiazhuang, and everyone said that this person was a monster.
Maybe he really loves Miss deeply, this person didn't hurt anyone, but under the drive of the mayor and his wife, he left Qiaojiazhuang, but he didn't go far, but came back two times in three days, saying that he wanted to have a round house with Miss, and the mayor's family was very tired of harassing him.
And this flirtation is a must-have, so far, this flirt is rampant in the town, today go to that house to steal two pots of wine, tomorrow go to another house to catch two roast chickens, Qiaojiazhuang can be described as restless.
"The art of conjure, it should be a demon!" Jiang Yu'er said with a serious face: "The demons of the world are all ferocious, cruel to the creatures of my human race, my master and apprentice have a fate with Xiaotong today, or not, I will remove this monster for the villagers of Qiaojiazhuang and do the right thing for heaven!" ”
The sonorous and powerful voice of the river fish made the child happy!
Xiao Tong didn't look at Jiang Yu'er who seemed to be a soft girl, but he was impressed by Xue Yueqing, who was wearing a moon-white robe, with a double knife, a white fox face, and a free and easy temperament.
And Xue Yueqing listened to the conversation between Xiaotong and Jiang Yu'er, and felt unhappy in her heart.
What 'the demons of the world are all ferocious', what 'kill the demons and eliminate the demons, and do the right thing for the sky', Jiang Yu'er's words were extremely demeaning to the monsters, which made Xue Yueqing, who was also a snow demon, very unhappy, but as a master, and imprisoned by the diamond bracelet, Xue Yueqing was not good at doing something out of the ordinary.
Talking all the way, when the sun was waning, the group of three finally came to Qiaojiazhuang.
A very prosperous town with a large population, in a deep house, the master and apprentice saw the mayor and his wife in the mouth of the little boy.
After the child's introduction and explanation, the mayor and his wife were pleasantly surprised by the arrival of the master and apprentice, and hurriedly called on the subordinates to prepare a meal for the master and apprentice, and the dishes were very rich.
At night, at the dinner table, the mayor and his wife and the master and apprentice were eating and discussing how to catch this monster.
"High monk, this demon will come to harass the little girl every once in a while, saying that he wants the little girl to go home with him to the cave room, the poor little girl is now sick in bed, seeing that the heart disease is difficult to get rid of, and the monk must help him!" The mayor of the town was in his fifties, dressed in a luxurious brocade robe, with pale features and a sluggish spirit, apparently overwhelmed by the monster's harassment.
"Yes, high monk, the doctor also instructed us that if it drags on like this, in less than a month, my little girl is very likely to die in Huangquan due to extreme fright!" This is the mayor's wife, the charm is still there, and the dress is very luxurious, it can be seen that she must be a generation of beauties when she is young.
"Second Elder, please rest assured, this demon is in chaos, you must kill it quickly!"
"It's not a secret, this disciple of mine has a horizontal training muscle, and with him out of the horse, he can definitely kill this monster!" Jiang Yuer introduced Xue Yueqing to the mayor and his wife.
"Then there is Brother Lao!" The mayor and his wife replaced the wine with tea and toasted Jiang Yu'er and Xue Yueqing with a glass.
"Master Qiao, can I take a look at Miss!" At this moment, Xue Yueqing suddenly made such a request.
"This ,,!" The mayor's wife was a little embarrassed.
Wind and moon and big land customs, men and women do not kiss, before getting married, girls even have to do not go out of the door, the second door is not stepping, the rules are very strict, and at this time Xue Yueqing proposed to see her daughter? This really made it difficult for the mayor's wife.
"Please also rest assured, my master and apprentice are both disciples of Buddhism, and they strictly abide by the eight precepts of Buddhism, and please don't excuse my apprentice's request, since he said such words, there must be a reason for him!" Jiang Yu'er's righteous words made Xue Yueqing secretly happy in her heart.
He was going to see Miss, but to find out if Miss was really scared to death, so that he could deduce the appearance of the monster, because he had a plan to perform.
And Jiang Yu'er is so righteous Ling Ran, it must have moved Hongchen's heart, after all, when the child came, he praised his young lady for how beautiful and fragrant he was, sinking fish and geese.
Jiang Yu'er's words made the mayor and his wife let down their guard.
The eight precepts of Buddhism: one precept to kill, two precepts to steal, three precepts to fornication and evil, four precepts to lie, five precepts to drink, six precepts to incense, seven precepts to sit and lie on a high bed, and eight precepts to eat out of time.
Buddhism Mount Meru, has been the wind, the moon, the big land, the first force, such as the ancient Buddha palm "Sun Thin", engraved on the name of the living beings, you can live forever, ranked one of the Buddhas of the heavens, the power of the great, blessing the heavens and all the worlds.
Since Jiang Yu'er and Xue Yueqing are disciples of the Buddhist family, they will definitely abide by the rules of the Buddhist family, it seems that they are careful!
The mayor and his wife immediately apologized again and again, and took Jiang Yu'er and Xue Yueqing to the lady's boudoir.
In the delicate and elegant, antique boudoir, a weak lady, with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, red lips and white teeth, dark green silk, closed eyes, and a pained expression, was lying on the bed and sleeping.
Looking at the young lady's delicate appearance, Jiang Yu'er looked disappointed, let out a light sigh in her mouth, and withdrew from the room; All of this was seen by Xue Yueqing, and secretly said that her master was even more lustful than herself, but she had no color and no courage.
At that moment, the mayor and his wife took the master and apprentice to the front hall to drink tea and discuss how to deal with the monsters.
"Monk, this demon will appear tonight, for the safety of the little girl, please ask the monk to take action!" The mayor and his wife burst into tears, and they almost knelt down to Jiang Yu'er.
"Okay, Mayor and his wife, but don't worry, this matter is on my apprentice!" Jiang Yu'er swore an oath.
"Master, I may not be able to cope with it alone!" Xue Yueqing's face was embarrassed: "I need your help!" ”
"Okay, in order to kill the demons, I Jiang Yu'er should make a contribution, say, how do you want me to help!" Jiang Yu'er asked.
"Doesn't this demon want to have sex with Miss? Although my cultivation has been abolished, the means are still there, I can change the master's appearance, turn into a young lady, and then go to its cave with the monster! ”
"No, this demon has a brutal personality, how can the criminals joke with the life of the teacher!" Jiang Yu'er waved her hand again and again, disagreeing with this idea.
"Master, this demon is likely to be strong in mana, I'm afraid that the two of us will accidentally injure the innocent in the duel in Qiaojiazhuang, or this is a good idea, use the master as bait to lure this demon to the wilderness, even if we break the sky, it won't hurt irrelevant people!" Xue Yueqing had a sense of justice on the surface, but she was already happy in her heart.
This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and he must play a good trick on the river fish.
"But in vain, you can also be like a young lady? Why do you have to go as a teacher? Jiang Yu'er asked rhetorically, looking a little unsightly.
"Master, you also know that my cultivation was abolished, and now I rely on the double sword exquisite wilderness!"
"If I become a young lady and carry a double knife on my back, it will definitely arouse the suspicion of the monsters, and when the monsters get angry, the villagers of Qiaojiazhuang will definitely kill and injure countless people!" Xue Yueqing explained that the description was seamless, and Jiang Yu'er and the mayor and his wife were stunned.
To be honest, Jiang Yu'er was actually reluctant in his heart, but looking at the eager eyes of the mayor and his wife, he still gritted his teeth and agreed.
"Okay, apprentice, I'll join forces with you to clean up this demon!"
"Okay, worthy of my master, the apprentice's respect for the master is like a gushing water, out of control, I wanted to irrigate the crops, but the material actually polluted the earth!" Xue Yue Qingle patted her ass.
At the moment, the group was preparing, Xue Yueqing had the innate magic of the demon clan, sports dantian, Xue Yueqing blew lightly, a hazy divine light flashed, and the originally high-end and solemn Jiangyuer instantly became a little girl with clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, which is exactly what the young lady looks like, and it is generally the same.
"Oh my God, that's amazing!" The mayor and his wife exclaimed.
"Bang bang bang!"
After waiting for more than half an hour, before the eternal night completely fell, sure enough, there was a knock on the door outside the Qiao family's compound.
"Mother-in-law, open the door quickly, your hard-working son-in-law has come to the door!"
This was a standard eunuch duck voice, which made Xue Yueqing couldn't help but laugh, thinking that the eunuch father-in-law in the imperial city had come over.
"Go, open the door!" Xue Yueqing gave the mayor and his wife a look, and the two old men went to the front yard tremblingly.
"Apprentice, nothing will happen to you as a teacher, right!?" Jiang Yu'er looked at Xue Yueqing, and her face turned into a pig's liver color with fright.
"It's okay, it's okay, master, don't worry, I will protect you in secret; As soon as I get out of the range of Qiaojiazhuang, I will take action to subdue the demon! Xue Yueqing comforted Jiang Yu'er with a serious face, but her stomach cramped with laughter in her heart.
"Lady, hurry up and follow me home to the cave room, my husband can't wait!"
With a pompous voice, a behemoth appeared outside the living room.