That's a ,,, man who can be called a behemoth!

That's right, he is not a monster, but a real person, but because he is too ugly, he was mistaken for a demon by the villagers of Qiaojiazhuang. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

On closer inspection, this is full of fat and has a bulging belly, which is even more excessive than a pregnant woman who is pregnant for ten months.

Pig's head, pig's head and face, distorted facial features, squinted eyes, and a full head of curly hair on both shoulders, with a lewd and evil smile, revealing a mouth full of big yellow teeth and jagged teeth, making Xue Yueqing look like a canine.

This flirt is really ugly to the limit of human beings, and the facial features seem to have been moved by a great shift, so it's no wonder that the mayor of the town insists that this flirt is a monster.

According to Xue Yueqing's half-life experience, he really hasn't seen that monster look more stumbling than this.

And this flirtatious ugliness is ugly, but her face looks very cute and honest, which makes Xue Yueqing can't help laughing; But the Jiang Yu'er next to him was different, looking at this, he trembled all over, and the foundation on his face shook down.

"Lady, hurry up and follow your husband back to the cave house, and we will have a round house today!" This flirtatation, according to the mayor and his wife, is named Ji Powerless, and the road number is powerless Daxian, but he is also a really interesting person, an interesting name.

"In vain!" Seeing this, Jiang Yu'er was so frightened that she looked like a pig's liver, and she couldn't walk anymore when she saw that her body spasmed and spasmed.

Also, if ordinary people see this, they will definitely faint with fright, and Jiang Yuer can be regarded as having seen the world.

"Master, don't worry, the apprentice will definitely keep you safe behind!" Xue Yueqing whispered in the ear of Jiang Yu'er, who had changed into a young lady, turned around and greeted her with a smile, strode out of the living room, and bumped into the powerless immortal.

"Brother, our young lady is frail and sickly, you also know this, I guess I can't go back to the cave house with you!" Xue Yueqing stopped the powerless immortal outside.

"Who are you? What do you mean by that? The powerless immortal snorted in his nose, pretending to be annoyed.

"I'm a long-term relative of the town, and Miss is also my sister!" Xue Yueqing introduced herself and said: "Of course, my sister and my brother are already married, and it stands to reason that we should have a round house as soon as possible. ”

"It's easy to say, it's easy to say, it's good, don't say that you will carry it for a while, even if you carry it to the ends of the earth, I am willing!" Ji couldn't crack his big mouth, laughed, and saw that the corners of his mouth were about to crack to the root of his ears.

At that moment, Ji was powerless to pick up Jiang Yu'er, who had changed into a young lady, with the help of Xue Yueqing, and walked out of the manor happily, and after Xue Yueqing and the mayor and his wife gave instructions, they also quietly followed away.

The powerless immortal arrived, and the villagers of Qiaojiazhuang were scared so that they could not go out of the gate, and the second gate did not step, at this time, the sky was moonlight, but there was no one on the street, and the quiet environment made Jiang Yu'er tremble.

"Lady, why don't you speak? Didn't you make a vow to your husband that you would never leave you? ”

"Lady, although I'm ugly, I can still see it, and I'm very humorous, you must understand this, so go back to the powerless cave with me to live!"

"Lady, don't worry, I will not treat you badly; Husband, I am born with divine power, and I will be able to plan our future beautifully, and I can't wronged you! ”

Xue Yueqing, who was secretly following behind the two of them, heard this flirtatious princess selling melons, boasting about herself, and her stomach cramped when she laughed.

This ugly appearance has definitely broken through the limits of human creation, but this guy still looks proud, and he feels very good about himself.

According to Xue Yueqing, what 'can be seen is okay', this is definitely 'even a monster can't stand it'!

Walking all the way, shaking all the way, a group of three people in front of one after another, and soon walked out of Qiaojiazhuang, looking at this direction, it should be going to a mountain near Qiaojiazhuang.

Along the way, this powerless immortal chattered endlessly, his face was full of red light, his pace was brisk, he boasted, and he looked like a monkey in a hurry, it seemed that he wanted to be with Miss Wushan Yunyu.

Looking at the Jiang Yu'er who was already scared and about to faint with cramps on his back, Xue Yueqing was so happy that her stomach hurt when she laughed.

His trip, this plan, is to punish Jiang Yu'er a little; Speaking of which, Xue Yueqing really wanted to see what Jiang Yu'er would look like when she was pressed under her body by this.

Leaving from Qiaojiazhuang, Mo about an hour, the three of them came to a cave under a big mountain.

Speaking of which, this cave is quite tall; There are hammocks, fine wine, and melons and fruits, and there are big red silk and satin ribbons hanging all over the cave, and red candles are swaying.

"Lady, it's not early, let's blow out the candles and rest?"

Outside the cave, Xue Yueqing, who was hidden on a towering giant tree, looked at this flirtatious look of a monkey, scratched her ears and scratched her cheeks, but she refused to start, and sighed secretly: "It turns out that this flirt is also a thief with a thief's heart and no thief's guts!" ”

said that in the cave house, on the stone bed, Jiang Yu'er, who had changed into a young lady, saw this flirtatious and endured it again and again, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief in her heart; But the next moment, this flirt actually rushed straight at him, Jiang Yu'er was sad, and a strange scream came out of his throat, and he passed out directly.

"Hahaha, hahaha!" Outside the cave, looking at this teasing of Jiang Yu'er's thin body directly on the stone bed, Xue Yueqing couldn't hold back anymore, laughed out loud, and her mood was unprecedentedly smooth and refreshing.

"Who's outside the cave?" Hearing Xue Yueqing's laughter, the powerless immortal woke up, but when he saw this, he picked up a mouthful of mandarin duck embroidered spring knife and rushed towards the outside of the cave.

Originally, Xue Yueqing wanted to escape directly, and then secretly observe Jiang Yu'er and the 'Cave Room Flower Candle Night', but at this moment, there was an immeasurable fairy light spitting out in the sky, Xue Yueqing's expression was dazed, and she secretly felt that the big man was coming.

"Monster, Hugh is so rampant, he dares to harm my master, see if I don't accept you!" At that moment, Xue Yueqing shouted violently, jumped off the tree, held the demon knife exquisitely, and fought with this teasing.

But he said that there was a knife and a guest cultivation in this teasing, but he couldn't resist the demon knife, and after a few rounds, he was kicked by Xue Yueqing to the fart and stock, and directly fell into a dog eating.

Secretly feeling that the big man was about to arrive, Xue Yueqing rushed straight into the cave and shook the river fish, but she didn't see this guy wake up.

"Master, wake up quickly, the monster is going to eat people!" Xue Yueqing crackled, grabbed Jiang Yu'er's face, and slapped it.

This slap hit Jiang Yu'er in the face, not only waking Jiang Yu'er, but also breaking up his illusion technique.

"Apprentice, you're finally here!" Jiang Yu'er woke up in a daze, saw Xue Yueqing, and immediately put her hanging heart on the ground.

"Okay, it turns out that your master and apprentice humiliated me, see if I don't clean up!" Outside the cave, the powerless immortal saw all this in his eyes, and he was furious at the moment, and rushed in when he lifted the mandarin duck embroidered spring knife.

"Evil animal, Hugh is rude!" At this moment, the immeasurable immortal light erupted, and a fairy wearing golden jade armor and riding a white horse fell from the sky.

This fairy is very exquisite, just talking about the style, no less than Guanyin; Her facial features are soft, her eyes are clear, her golden and jade armor is shining, the white horse under her body is handsome, and her sideburns are flying, which is by no means a mundane thing.

Under the support of the immeasurable fairy light, this goddess fairy is even more elegant, and there is a faint fragrance of elegant gold into the nose, refreshing people's hearts.

"It turned out to be the fairy of Guan Nanshi, the demon emperor Xue Yueqing visited the fairy!" Xue Yueqing's eyes flickered, and she knelt down at that time.

The empire dominates the central territory, and there are also eight divine generals under the Emperor of War, the heavens and the earth are yellow, and the universe is desolate; And this Guan Nan Shi Fairy, he commanded 100,000 'earth number generals', one of the eight commanders, and his cultivation is high, which is definitely no less than Guanyin, one of the four great bodhisattvas of Buddhism.

"Amitabha, the ascetic Jiang Yu'er, I have seen the fairy Guan Nanshi!" Although Jiang Yu'er has never seen Guan Nanshi himself, he has definitely heard of his name, the eight gods are famous, invincible and invincible, and he is definitely a small group of people at the top of the wind, moon, big and land pyramids, and he can't be careless.

"Demon, this master and apprentice will be your master and brother in the future, I have already told you, you still dare to try to harm their lives?" Guan Nan Shi Dai frowned, not angry but mighty.

"The fairy spares his life, he can't help but know that he is wrong!" The powerless immortal hurriedly kowtowed to Guan Nanshi Fairy, and his attitude was very sincere.

"High monk, this evil beast was one of the eight gods and generals before his death, but because of the time when he was guarding southern Xinjiang, he molested the holy daughter of the ancient witch clan in southern Xinjiang, and ended up being abolished and degraded to a common people!"

"Please also ask the monk to accept this evil animal and take care of it, this is also the emperor's will!" Guan Nan Shi Fairy smiled lightly at Jiang Yu'er, with thousands of demeanors and peerless arrogance.

"Okay, fairy, just leave this to me, the poor monk must take care of it!" Guan Nanshi's smile made Jiang Yu'er not say a word, and agreed directly.

"Fairy, you don't understand, Hua Ni loves me!" Unable to refute.

"Shut up!" Guan Nan Shi Fairy shouted angrily, scared the powerless immortal into a tremble, and kept silent.

"The monk goes all the way, and retires first!"

Infinite fairy light burst out, dazzling and dazzling, turned into a round of white sun, Guan Nanshi rode away on a white horse, in the same place, only the serious face of the river fish; Xue Yueqing with a playful smile; There is also a simple look of Ji powerless.

"Boy, bring me the razor!"

Jiang Yu'er's voice sounded, and Xue Yueqing hurriedly handed the razor she was carrying to Jiang Yu'er.

"Ji is weak, since you have become a disciple of Buddhism, then the teacher will shave your degree, have you ever complained?"

"Master Lao does it himself, and he has no power and no complaints!" Ji couldn't clasp his hands together, and bowed to Jiang Yu'er three times, looking very sincere.

"Since you have entered my Buddha gate, then the teacher will give you the Buddha name!"

"You were a thistle immortal in your previous life, but you were demoted to a commoner, and as a teacher, you used 'none' to homonym 'Wu', and gave you the name 'Wu Zhixi', do you think it's okay?" Jiang Yu'er said in a deep voice.

"Okay, from now on, my name will be Wu Zhishan!" Ji nodded weakly.

"Master, why don't I have a Buddha name?" Xue Yueqing's words were full of vinegar.

"Go, little demon, what do you want!" Jiang Yu'er waved his hand straight, and his words were quite tireless.

In this scene, Xue Yueqing could only raise her middle finger and make a wordless resistance!